cuz i suck at math and am studying enginery

>>677869663
Because a hot babe will never twerk like that in my 3.5" peen

>>677869663
spent 9 months in school only for the job market to crash so I can't find any work in my field. Every woman I've started to have a relationship with drops contact with me for no reason after about a month. And I'm sick which is preventing me from working out outside seeing how I can barely move.

I can't say I am unhappy but I can say I don't enjoy the fact that
I have no job
no drugs
and no money right now

>>677869663

Because I don't have sauce for that gif. plz provide.

>>677870574
you might as well quit now.

unless you're taking linear alg or any real math. It's fine if you don't understand it, after all, you're just an engineer.

>>677871216
>9 months in school
Oh boo fucking hoo pleb

I wouldn't know where and how to start.

Cause I'm losing my house because of a shit mortgage agreement with a relative. Always always get paper workand don't ever fucking take someone at their word.

>>677869663
lonely, currently ignoring my gf whats gonna happen?

Because my fiancee is currently living across an ocean

SAUCE NAOW.

GIF is "terminating Tori" starring Tori BLack

>>677871718
yeah, well, when you're promised a job as soon as you finished a nine month program and then told you were an idiot for getting into a trade at this time it kinda sucks

>Be me
>work at a place where the boss promises one thing and does another
>can't find a sexy girlfriend
>friend keeps on trying to set me up with landwhales
>doesn't understand i like women who take care of themselves

>>677869663
she just told me she wants to fuck someone else

at least she was honest and not fucking me behind my back

>>677871867
Sorry dude. Learn from it, the only one you can count on in this world is yourself. Not your friends, not your parents, not your bitch, just yourself. Get out there and own it.

if you are by yourself and feeling adventurous, look at van dwelling till you get back on your feet.

Because stupid girl doesn't care about me >:(

>>677871632
i may quit...

>>677871632

your post contradicts itself

Where should I start? I actually made a list yesterday of everything I hate about myself and it's almost four pages long. Its not like not book paper, it's that weird long yellow paper that you tear at the top

I guess the biggest thing right now is that I really really like this girl, but I fucked up too many times in the past for a relationship with me to even seem appealing. I also have been secluding myself because of depression, and nobody wants to deal with someone that barely laves their dorm.

>>677872188
>terminating Tori
THANK YOU ANON. i am no longer unhappy.

reading threads like these makes me feel sad

I am not sure if I am weird or not as I fuck dogs.
I am not gay only female dogs

>>677869663
after multiple years as a cripple, I'm now actually able to do yard work and live somewhat pain free.

>>677872734
Yeah man. Its a good one. A little on the stupid side at first. But it gets good.

>>677871216
>spent 9 months in school
Where did you study? Subway University?

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because im scared about asking this girl I recently started talking to for her number

About to lose my well paying job. Bad grades this semester so far. About to finish my 3rd year at a two year community college. Crappy car. $2k credit card debt and $3500 student loan debt. Gf movinng to different country with her 2 kids from her first marriage.

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>>677869663
I don't fuckin know why. It happened like this and now I'm stuck with gold in my hand and not giving a shit about it.

Fuckin brain.

>>677873176
Just think she's in the same case as you.

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>>677869663
>Gf dumped me after 2 years
>she went with another guy from her job. total bitch that liked to party and get wasted

>start talking again with this cutie from 2 years ago
>go to movies, a couple drinks until 3am
>we talk a lot, really get along
>asked her if she wanted to hang out after work today
>she tells me that it would be better if we go out on this friday

Seems to be going even better than expected, but I am still unhappy

>>677873564
well, could it backfire if i ask for her number too soon (2nd time we talk) or do I just go for it? i can tell she's interested through body language alone

>>677874051
do it before she loses intrest

>>677874030
Dump her. She's just using you for attention. Dump her and turn your back on her you'll be better off and she will go nuts.

>>677869663
I am unhappy because I don't see anything good happening in the future, not just with myself but with society in general. I am unhappy because I find what is meant to be the happiest days of my life at university completely underwhelming and if these are meant to be the best days of my life what the fuck is there to look forward to in the future.

I've been fucked around by previous girlfriends to a point where I am completely apathetic towards females, although I've got no problem in going out and bringing someone back when I want to and I know of two girls who have said they're interested.

With all this on my mind i've started to lose control of my emotions and have moodswings ranging from being relatively fine to being completely down and then aggressive which normally results in me hitting walls or destroying my things in particularly bad instances. Honestly, I don't know what's going on anymore.

>>677869663
I lost my Job, barelly was able to cover my bills, and living off of eating one pack of Roman noodles or 1 can of Ravioli a day, the love of my life broke up with me, been suffering depression for the past 10 years, averaging 2 hours of sleep a night and plauged with Anxiety attacks almost all day every day/ 22 and not sure wtf to do anymore...

Been researching best ways to kill myself recently, thinking about driving my car on the interstate at about 90+ MPH and driving into a barricade. Probably going to do it tomorrow.

>>677869663
i have no idea and thats my fucking problem
the only times i can remember being truly happy in about the last 5 years was when i have tried psychedelics

>>677873176
>Hey, wanna see The Jungle Book?
>Ok, fine. Give me your number, mine is XXXXXXX.

Just ask man, worst case she says no in which case you can move on onto the next girl.

There are plenty fishes out there, and this comes from a guy that was left on the altar once and dumped after talking of marriage.

Fuck. I have no fear anymore.

>>677869663
Holy shit i know that couple

>>677872052
Luke/Tir?

>>677874375
That might not kill you.

>>677871916
i did that for 5 days, said i was going through a mental thing but i just needed a break from her why cant i just break up with her UGH FEELINGS

why did you ignore

>>677869663
Bc my gf doesn't do that and is fatter than her :(

>>677874277
what? No, there are two different girls.

My ex was a bitch

This girl is pretty awesome actually. Friends always used to ask if we were a couple.

The issue came out during our last date. She said that at that time (two years ago, before I met my ex) she was too focused on her studies. She ended suma cum laude or something like that.
Now she is free.

I am unhappy because.... I dunno. The ghost of the other bitch still haunts.

Lost my business in early 2013
Lost my brand new house late 2013
Had to move into my rental early 2014, in which the furnace decided to die the weekend before we moved, causing pipes to freeze and $20,000 in damage.
$60,000 in tax debt on top of that from said failed business
Still haven't found consistent work while trying to dig myself out of this financial hole and raise a family at the same time.

shitsucksman.jpg

>>677874593
No Seat Belt+ Ejection. Odds are on my side.

>>677874375
jesus that sucks dude. go on welfare or unemployment

no and fuck you for asking

>>677869663
Not unhappy. Actually pretty fucking stoked lately. Shit is going real well

>>677873108
9 month college followed by about a year of work, then two more moths of school followed by two years of work then two more months of school

>>677874494
i don't know if she has a boyfriend, and she's actually a coworker. i know i'm overthinking it.. i either wait to see where she takes it or just ask the next time I see her

the fiance is a clingy bernie fan...

>>677870574
You're fucked with that grammar skills!

broke up with my gf of 6 years
idk, i wanted to marry her at one point, but i'm glad she fucked up the way she did, because i don't think i'd marry like her like that

>>677870898
Fuck, my peen is 3.5 too.
The last time I showed it to a girl she laughed and called it a baby dick

>>677869663
niggers

>>677874902
There are better options than that. Good ole hose in the exhaust pipe is painless, quick, and easy. No cleanup for anyone else and it is guaranteed. But dont do it anon

nearly homeless. engaged to a nearly sexless and boring even when its briefly active, monogomous relationship and i want to cuck her but love her so require her acceptance which will never happen.

>>677875313
Kek

>>677874925

I had to wait to apply to get a new job due to me smoking weed while working my last job. I got clean Pee, and started my new job yesterday...I don't think it's a good job for me, but it's the first job to hire me and I need to get money ASAP if I do decide to live.

The major one was severe depression, and my girlfriend leaving me a week ago in the midst of me having a mental break down. I've sold almost all my worthwhile possessions to help pay bills and keep gas in my gas tank...it just doesn't seem worth it fighting so hard for a life i don't even want to live anymore...

I'm trying so fucking hard to "Grow up" and move on, but the fact that I can't get this girl out of my head for more than 10 seconds, she broke me.

I have it all made besides a micropenis, my girlfriend loves me, she's beautiful, but I know deep down she's unsatisfied with my penis and in turn, our sex life. I came to the realization today, that despite my wits, good looks, etc, I will always be cheated on due to the biological desire of women for adequate penises. I have decided to become abstinent and seek other joy if there is any.

>>677875355
>but dont do it anon

why the fuck did you suggest it

>>677869663
Not really unhappy, just restless and anxious cause I have a lot to do and I'm not sure whether I'm equipped to meet those challenges.
Not to mention a disease that could ruin my life at the drop of a hat.

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>>677869663
Please go to en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Pedobear&action=edit&oldid=713616425 and click "Save page."

>>677875355
I don't have access to an enclosed area like a Garage...plus, just seems like sooo much work to jimmy rig that.

>>677875521
Why don't you just get your kicks from fucking them over?

>>677874051
dude, first: there's another girls as much more interesting as her.
second: you already got the nay, you may change it or stay in the nay, don't be afraid and do it.

>>677874375
You will live on in my heart Ramanon.

>>677869663
because my girlfriend is a cunt

>>677869663
I am an Immigrant that is also a fucking loser so.

Because my boyfriend cheats on me with men

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>>677869663
because it always ends the same way. why do they keep coming up to me and saying they want me? why do i always give them a chance? why are they always amazing until they change their minds and don't want me anymore? why do they even change their minds in the first place? why do they bother? what do they get out of me?

i could be okay if they just wanted to be friends. getting friendzoned isn't bad. there's no reason then for me to expect anything so I wouldn't get my hopes up.

they could just leave me alone. i'm okay when i'm alone. getting lonely when there's no expectations never gets too bad.

but why the fuck do they do this? do they just like seeing me get sad? i'm fucking nice to people all day. i'm not mean to anybody. why did she even talk to me in the first place, /b/? i could've lived without this shit.

>>677876303
Don't get sad, get even.

>>677875585
The same reason I point out to bullshit fast food restaurants in California that try to charge me for a water cup when CA law declares that water from restaurants HAS to be free. Considering desert

>>677876059
Unfortunately anon, that is not me. I understand their biological wants and desires and do not get any enjoyment or kicks out of others emotional distress.

I hate my job.

My parents are moving to Florida, my brother already has so I'll be completely alone from my family.

A girl destroyed my self confidence, struggling to get it back.

My youth and optimism are gone.

I live in filth.

I got fat again.

All of my old friends moved on with their lives.

To be honest I think I should see a professional.

>>677870898
>>677875280

damn, sorry /b/rothers.

Mine is a little under 6", but pretty thin. So, an adult male dick, but a small adult male dick.

I've never had a female utter a bad word about it, but I am pretty hard on myself, and get pretty jealous when I see bigger guys. My gf can't really ride mine like OP's gif, but that's mostly because it's very curved and she'd have to almost lie flat against me for it to work.

>>677869663
I want to go home. Pathways in my brain are changing in this toxic environment and I need to return what I know.

I hate to say depression because that's such a pussy term to use to describe my mental state.

>>677876075
what is the nay? I haven't asked yet, approached her the other day for the first time. now is stage 2

>>677876371
How so?
Be a whore?
Nothing good ever really comes from that.

>>677875960
Why dont you give life another shot? I know life is like necrofilia not for everybody but still do not give up in your single shot, and at least leave a kid than go out

>>677876554
What kind of toxic environment?

>>677876303
Hahahahaha.

>>677876606
Fuck a decent guy(no beta shit) and if you like him more than your current boyfriend go for him

I wanted to go into biomed research. Now I'm in my junior year having spent my entire undergrad career studying biomed, but it will be a fucking miracle if I get accepted to any halfway decent PhD program.

Don't have any money left after my grants expire after my senior year, so I'll probably drop out and go become a grunt in the military. Use the Gi bill to get a CS degree. Become a lowly code monkey, then promptly commit suicide when I turn 35 or 40 because I shot for the stars but couldn't achieve lift off.

>>677876606
Well, I don't know how well this translates women, but I've always had fun when going out on a night of whoring.
But I was thinking more along the lines of sleeping with one of his friends, then telling him.
Granted, this is pretty drastic, but I've done worse to get back at exes.

Too weak to kill myself

I'm unhappy because I'm a /mu/sician sitting on 20-30 songs I've written and practiced ad naseum with my bandmates who never truly seem to nail what I'm trying to convey. We've been playing the same songs for 3+ years and still have nothing recorded and don't play shows. Yet, all I think about all day is our music and how to improve it.

>>677876606
Just fuck one guy with a bigger dick. Record it. Send it to him. Let him cum in you also

>>677875148
>So what do you do on weekends?

There, you can ask without sounding like a desperate fuck.

Please, ask. She is not going to ask you.

Because I got depression, anxiety and depersonalization (and those three make eachother ten times worse), I just gave up on all my dreams of becoming an actor because I realized "FUCK, I'm ugly".

I've gotten fat as fuck. Used to be good looking and 75kg, now I'm ugly as shit and 100kg.
I work out a lot, bit I haven't lost a single gram in two months of intense cardio every day.

Also I generally dislike people, like I don't enjoy going outside because everything people talk about is so fucking retarded.

And I don't have any friends.

>>677877053
translates to women*