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kek
>>677825241
>the chan
>>677824901
>OC
you're doing it wrong newfriend. next time use a post from more than an hour ago thats also funny
One of my all time favorites
Another all time favorite
Yet another all time favorite
>>677824901
OC from yesterday
And another all time favorite
>>677824901
Anonymous desires the rebrand it so desperately needs. Now is the time:
>Let's create a giant gay human centipede.
>Each and every single anon fucks the ass of the anon in front of him and behind you another anon is fucking your ass.
>Millions of anons all united, dick-in-butt. As the mass media broadcasts our glorious feat, we chant:
>We Are Not Anonymous
>We Are Faggots
>We Do Not Use Condoms
>We Do Not Pull Out
>Assfuck Us
>tl;dr you're all faggots
bump
>>677826699
10/10
They'd achieve more than they've done ever by doing that, little faggots
>>677826412
GOLD !!!
>>677826907
>They
>you
>faggots
This greentext describes /b/, not Anonymous.
>>677826878
I hope that guy lives a long and happy life.
Yet another all time favorite
>>677826907
This is a diatribe about /b/, not about Anonymous. You see that name you're posting under? That's YOU I'm talking about. I guess sarcasm and satire isn't the best way to insult /b/ in its current state, holding a mirror up and making you look at yourself would be more efficient if I could.
heres the link from pic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F4gG7rXw1s
>>677826846
LOL i rember that thred
>>677826878
That man is an example for us all.
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>>677825985
He never claimed it was OC
i shat once
>>677825241
>the chan
>>677826427
why didnt he just kill his mother before she teld everyone?
>>677826878
What a long, fake, autistic story. He didn't get invited to a party, so he beat up the couple who didn't invite him? Who the fuck does that? If you don't get invited, then don't go, or you look like a fucking bellend, let alone beating up on your ex. Jeez. Autism/10
>>677827596
I'm pooping. I laughed so hard, somehow huge shit poped out. Ass hurts like hell. There might be blood, too afraid to look.
Good laugh tho.
>>677825241
>the chan
>>677827047
Jesus... There truly is no hope!
>>677832191
You're not Anonymous, you're just posting under a name called Anonymous.
>You are a faggot.
>>677826496
fake, but absolutely well done.
>>677826699
im down
>>677832039
damn, I would have loved to have a dog fucking gf
>>677826482
haha, this is funny, can i save this picture??
>>677833884
Save it, its all yours my friend ;)
>>677826244
Dubs confirm masterpiece
>>677834355
Holy shit fam
a true masterpiece
>>677826496
360 is the same way you moron
>>677828557
> â–¶ STEALTH POOING
>>677833086
Dude... What?
>>677834656
life is fucking amazing
>>677826316
all kinds of gains
>>677832111
nice trips
>>677832039
What the actual fuck?
>>677833230
>>677834683
>baiting this hard
>>677825241
>the chan
>>677835372
oh shit nigga, first time seeing my OC here
>>677831601
I bet you don't have any friends
>>677826668
confirmed. first time back in over 3 weeks....the newfaggotry is palpable...still. The day I left, some anon actually recommended a sub/r/, I damn near shit. I'm trying the master. it was fun while it lasted, /b/ros. you're just not the same anymore.
>>677833419
My favorite !
>>677836675
Join us where it matters.
>4chan isn't it anymore
>>677825241
Wait. Did this faggot screencap his own shit?
>>677834683
Stop being a newfag and lurk moar
If b& then 8/10
>>677831601
That's because he's an example,for all of /b/ and you aren't you autistic fuck
>>677836276
he sure had balls
>>677837615
oh thats real nice
>>677829878
Love that one. Anons parents seems like quite decent folks by /b/ standards.
>>677835972
MY SIDES
>inb4: did he died ?
>>677837615
anon: i really, really, really like this picture!
>>677837615
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved that banana so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to the banana every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Banana is love" I say; "Banana is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the banana
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my world."
>He grabs me with his powerful hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the banana
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana.
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium.
>My dad walks in.
>Banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "Take it my friend, it's all all yours."
>Banana leaves through my window
>Banana is love. Banana is life.
>>677825241
>the chan
>>677832171
Any chance u got the arthur image?
>>677838222
Thread officially derailed everyone fuck off
>>677838222
checked, banana bro
>>677833419
Best so far
Sup fams
I just cummed into a bottle
Am I autistic enough ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LQ7S4ENZIg
>>677836513
shitting my pants just now
This is now a banana thread
>>677827833
Castle crashers version is better
>>677836574
he forgot to say that Dudebro is a nigger.
>>677829878
oh, I forgot that one. It's legendary!
>>677837450
Holy shit
I remember this. Cant believe it hasnt been posted in so long.
>>677838945
Here you go
Will post a feew from my collection
>>677839256
That was brilliant
>>677828075
>LOL i rember that thred
>rember that thred
Obvious child.
>>677835422
aaayyyy
>>677840842
feels.jpg on this one...
>>677837026
>>677830075
Took me half a hour but was worth it. FUCKING IT JOKES
>>677825241
>The chan
>>677825241
I feel like you samefagged and then screencapped the whole thing.
>>677841381
Over and out
>>677835972
>Anonymous
question tho, why does he have a hammer in his room?
>>677834500
Wow!
>>677841676
Holy fuck yes
the fuck spidey go fuck up some trap threads
don't let this thread die!
>>677835972
Holy fuck my sides
>>677843820
>>677843820
Have one more. But i really think thats the last one
>>677836675
default reddit is an intolerable community of faggots, but some sub-reddits are cool enough for me, and there are a lot of really specific porn ones which is good for fetishes.
i guess i'm newfag here even though i've been active on 4chan for a few years, because i definitely missed the wave of whatever old 4chan was, or old /b/ anyway.
>>677825241
>the chan
everyone should read this one
Really, i need to say i love you /b/rothers :)
>>677844881
>AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
Neat.
>>677845482
> I find that touching my cooch before I work with the vegetables is sufficient to get a lacto starter culture going.
>>677826759
>>677826878
I missed that one, good for him. OP wasnt a fag that day.
>>677845572
not this time motherfucker.
>>677845572
kek it flew out the screen and i didnt even jump, cause i saw the .gif motherfucker
>>677846171
any reupload of atleast one of her videos? i need to hear her voice
>>677845482
JESUS CHRIST
Sides are entering orbit
Someone screencap this
>>677830075
jesus that took a while, but was pretty entertaining
>>677831683
Lost
>>677835972
fake as fuck
>>677844589
>Ye Olde Time when Men Were Men and 4chin Dindu Nuffin about Exif
>>677847354
thx mate
>>677845572
>.gif
Almost got me, lol. The delay of 15 seconds is a good tactic for this scarejumper.
>>677826878
is there no followup to that?
>>677844881
WTFaggot
>>677836675
>>677826668
/b/ was never good, you fucking newfags
lurk the fuck moar, faggots
>>677840940
3 years later and no update
>>677848694
feelsbadman.jpg
>>677848453
N E W F A G
E
W
F
A
G
Yo
enough, I gotta sleep.
But fuck, that was awesome. I laughed my ass of for a good hour or so.
Thank you for posting these.
>>677845133
I'm moved.
And I'm one of his true friends.
>>677845572
FUCK YOU
>>677849007
Any verification on this yet?
>>677836276
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Come on you fuckers, let's get on with it
>>677850176
Not jet but this madman did it once already
>>677840399
ahh /b/ space program
makes me proud every time
cheers frogo
/k/omrads and their problems
>>677845482
this is absolutely amazing!
>>677850176
Just verified on Sidorenko's twitter and GoogleMaps (Bluelagoon park).
It's the real thing.
But I'm a newfag who doesn't know WTF is /sg/
>>677826496
i dont get the appeal of this, not once texts like these made me laugh
>>677851719
EPIC
>>677835422
Oh my fucking god! I was reading this while taking a shit in a public bathroom. I was laughing so hard. A guy next to me wants to know what I am laughing about...
>>677852096
You're a feminist then
>>677835634
sounds like something Shawn/Clown (Slipknot) would do
Anyone got the one with the ogre hand? Need it!
>>677844444
check 'em
>>677840488
FUCKING LEGENDARY
>>677846457
agreed
>>677846225
Kek
>>677841067
>>677841067
how is this funny? fuck off to 9gag you disgraceful normie
>>677856047
>ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY
kek'd at the autism
>>677836929
this story was one of the best in this whole thread
>>677835252
THATS IT. IM OUT. FUCK THIS. I DRAW THE LINE HERE. SEE YOU FAGGOTS LATER
Love you all.
>>677836929
best story on 4chan ever
>>677837103
best kek i had this year so far
fuck your thread rules
>>677839256
I enjoyed this one
