Waifu claiming thread - Maybe I can fix my life editionThe rules are very simple:claim
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Waifu claiming thread - Maybe I can fix my life edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>drink tea
>drink coffee
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Chara claimed
Claiming Moemura before i leave for driving class.
>Sameji claim, and leaving the house
Syndra Claimed.
>>677819380
That sounds delicious.
>all i had today was dumplings.
Nothing much atm, just drinking tea and getting ready to watch the next movie on my list.
Tenryuu claimed
>>677819380
I had a nice BBQ today...too much meat, but nice.
Fuck Michigan.
Best Paper Sister claimed
claimed
Sachi Claim
Sanya Claimed
>>677819764
Thou hath summoned me~!
>>677819356
and I'd probably dissolve you with love, kindness and understanding
>>677819455
>>677819886
Sure, I wouldn't mind visiting some people. Then I'd also get out of my house.
>but first, money
>>677820197
Who is the third girl ? I don't remember from what she come.
Hitler-chan claimed
Tatsuta claimed.
>>677819914
It's pretty darn tasty, actually. I hope your dumplings were as well.
Which movie are you about to watch?
>>677819932
Haven't had barbecue in a long time. I should do some of that at a later date.
>too much meat, but nice
That's how it usually ends up whenever there is BBQ to be had.
>>677820561
its look like the iron giant to me. could be wrong though.
>>677820675
oy vey my 6 million
>>677820197
>>677820561
The mom from The Iron Giant
>>677820471
Did you notice the filename? Getting that on first post makes me very happy. I was on a roll last night, got it up there on four threads before I had to sleep..
Hah.
Looks like we have two anons doing tributes now. Anyways, how're you? <3
Toph is love
Toph is Life
>>677820677
Just finishing up Watchmen
>thanks Ruby and c2
and now im going to watch The Garden of Words
>also thanks to c2
>>677820518
>I'd probably dissolve you with love, kindness and understanding
I'd probably dissolve into pure hate, anger and salt.
>>677820677
I'm still thinking if i should eat my dessert or not
>>677819706
Claiming this bitch.
>>677821479
>pure hate, anger and
>salt
I'm afraid of the last one
>>677819706
Rory claimed. Just woke up, an hour before its time to leave for work.
>>677821717
heya rory, Hope you have a nice day
mine
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
I'm 100% Nigga.
>>677819914
LOVE ME!
>>677819932
Tsyndra will Yandereyume nicht haben :(
>>677821717
Show me more of your legs pls!
>claiming yume
>>677821279
Garden of Words is beautiful. I hope you'll enjoy it. I know that I did!
>>677821479
Drink some water and wait around 30 minutes. Then you can have your dessert.
I took a picture of my meal. I do not know why I did it, but I did.
>>677822170
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
I'm 200% Nigga.
Ryoko from Tenchi Muyo , I've been in love sense the 90's
>>677819706
Fury
Also, yes. Yes you can.
>>677822035
I dunno, looks like he's taken.
>>677821824
Shouldn't be too bad today, got some work to occupy myself with.
>>677821716
Salt is the lifeblood of the world though.
>>677821479
Just eat the dessert and burn that energy off. Or, if you've had a busy day, ignore it.
>>677822170
Oh, hi Velvet. Where the hood at?
>>677822197
Not much more than last time, but sure. Legs for you.
>>677822344
Taking pics of meals is killing the impact of the meal. It doesn't feel right to have a constant reminder of your loss.
>>677821534
Top-moo
>>677821717
Hey Rory
>>677822170
>not beeing 200% nigga
>>677822197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDgJMMR2B40
Ryoko
>>677821253
>Did you notice the filename?
Yes, of course i did and i checked some of the threads when i woke up and i saw you got quite a few first places and compliments with that picture. Im happy about that.
>Anyways, how're you? <3
Feeling great. Im basically having this week off from my lessons since i have only one hour of lectures each day. At first i didn't know what should i do with all my free time but i quickly found things to do. How are you? Do you have any plans for this week?
>>677822674
>>677822582
Semen Demon
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Last post for today, see you all tomorrow, have a good time!
>>677822483
I hope so too
>>677822582
Oh, hmm... hope it's fun atleast to cook
>Salt is the lifeblood of the world
Yes, but Tenryuu Salt is poison
>>677822976
Well thats too fast
>>677822976
good night emi
>>677822197
Dann musst di dich mehr anstrengen. Du bist hier der jungler.
>>677822344
Too late, just ate it. Good that i have a pretty resistant stomach. And now a tea, but i don't know which one...
>>677822582
I'd do it the Auschwitz way. Losing 25 kg in one week.
>>677822170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhE88Tp4I6U
>>677822670
Hello Ginko. How's life treating you?
>>677822582
Where is the hood?
I forgot.
>>677822366
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
Why do police hate niggas?
>>677822604
Too much nigga for me.
>>677822582
you are great!
>>677822604
thats mean :(
>>677823148
Ich spiele kein League of Faggots
>>677823153
Hey Velvet how is your day going?
>>677822977
Of course you can. I mean, I've turned my life around one way or another. If someone like myself can do it, then I have absolute confidence you can as well
>>677822976
>First and last post
Whoa whoa whoa slow the fuck down lady this be too fast for my meme meter to register.
Claiming for my boy Mugi
>forgot to earlier
>>677823321
Pretty Not shit so far, had pie for breakfast.
>>677823153
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
They hate us cuz our dicks bigga!
>>677822604
>always being 200% nigga
>>677822604
Hey Syndra. What tea is it, and what movie is after Garden?
>>677823148
Thats a bit extreme though. I just meant use the energy that the dessert would give you.
>>677823153
Wherever the niggas are, apparently.
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA cause our dicks is bigger
>>677823321
Why thank you!
>>677822977
More fun to make what Im cooking to be honest. Today I get the fun job of grating a good 10 kilos of potato by hand though.
>>677823148
Not too amazing, have a massive headache right now, just chugging down iced tea to help ease the pain. You doing well?
The women of Tenchi Muyo
>>677823153
>too much nigga
Impossible.
>>677823656
Lime blossoms.
and im watching Robot Carnival after that
>thanks Lain.
>>677823148
Hey Ten, I was still cooking and eating, hence the late reply.
Felt a little sick earlier, as did many other people for some reason, but things went smoothly from there.
Since I'm finished eating and don't see Homura I'll probably watch some Madoka.
tl;dr Hatsuzuki claimed
>>677823427
really? how? What was your problem?
>>677823656
oh... that's just shit. I'd complain the whole time tbh
>>677819880
Ah, this explains it.
>>677822582
Yeah... ten seconds I'll never get back.
>>677823148
So fast. Are you sure you didn't turn into a destroyer by accident?
>tea
Anything that tastes good is a solid option. I only have vanilla tea at home right now, so I'll recommend that if you have it.
>>677823321
Ich auch nicht. Hab mal so für...2 Stunden DotA gespielt. War langweilig.
>>677823800
Could be worse, but hey, in 3 days is weekend again.
>>677823905
>tl;dr Hatsuzuki claimed
This is how i like it.
>>677824187
I have different variants of black tea, but i'll stick with the vanilla black tea then.
>that Tenryuu mug
You're too obsessed with me...
>>677824775
Vanilla tea is best tea. It's my favourite mug for a reason. And I doubt I could ever become too obsessed with you.
>>677825267
>And I doubt I could ever become too obsessed with you.
Are you sure?
>>677820197
You can't just take them all...
>Looks at the bird
YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE 'EM ALL.
...Who is that fucking bird anyway?
Ok your favourite brazillianfag is back. What did I missed ? And do you have any questions abou Brazil ?
I also hope that nobody stole my Tsugumi 'cause I'm claiming this beauty
Question of the Thread:
You have 8 identical looking cubes. But one is a bit heavier than the other ones.
you have a old scale, working fine and allowed to weigh two times. How do you find the one cube that is a bit heavier?
mein
>>677823873
Good choices. And it is impossible to go too nigga unless you listen to nothing but DMX, Redman and Biggie on repeat for a full day.
>>677824007
Its fine if they're peeled. But yeah, I do complain loudly to the person that broke the grating attachment.
>>677824187
As a cook, to have someone intentionally take their time before enjoying a hot, delicious meal is a sin. Especially when they complain that its cold.
>>677820197
That is a lot of waifu for one person though.
>>677825810
Put all the cubes on, one at a time. Record the weight from each cube. Only counts as one weighing as the weight never leaves the scales.
>>677825532
Confidently so. Perfectly normal levels of affection from me is all you'll ever get, TenTen.
Going to lurk for a little bit while I read some.
>>677826027
How do you even break those?
That... might work but there is really a way to do it with weighing two times
>>677825810
I'd sell the old scale for a high price and buy a cheap new one, so the "youu can only weigh two times" rule doesn't apply on my new scale. My new scale is modern, and is new, so i can weight every cube once. So i can find the heavier cube and still made some profit. It's a win-win for me.
>>677825810
put 3 on each side- leave 2 off
if one of the sides is heavier weigh 1 each side of the one that was heavier leaving one off, if one is heavier that is the cube- if not then it is the cube that was left
if both sides are the same weigh the final 2 cubes to give you the heavier one
waifu claimed
>>677825810
Weigh 3 vs 3
If one side is heavier weigh 2 of those 3 and you've found the heavier one (if it balances then it's the one you didn't weigh)
If it balances weigh the remaining 2.
>>677826175
Be honest: You just want to lay on my pillows.
>>677826323
Tenryuu even salty when it comes to riddles
>>677826540
You got it right
>>677826775
you got it right too
>>677826606
>filename
made me chuckle
>>677826318
They decided that the center spindle used for attaching the blade to the shaft lookes better in two parts and in a bin.
>>677826540
>>677826775
Thats the 2 times way.
>>677826318
Or just use the weight guessing / muscle memory from years of recipe weighings to determine which one is heavier.
>>677826606
Hello Flowey :p
>>677822688
You check the threads as well? I'm glad that you're still somewhat interested in them, at least.
>Feeling great
>Feeling great
>Feeling great
Oh, god, that is perfect! I'm pretty much free as well this week so I've gotten a lot of reading and writing done. A little bit of RP on the side and I play some Chivalry every now and again.
>How are you? Do you have any plans for this week?
Right now? Rapturous.
I don't have any plans except for finishing my response to your last message. I would have gotten it done last night but my sleeplessness was interfering with my thoughts, so I decided to save my progress and go to sleep. You should get today. I'm sorry, you know that I'm slow at these things.
>>677827037
i know not of this flowey of which you speak, for i am not a regular
>>677826995
i mean if someones posting chara i might as well
>>677827037
Still need to wake up properly. Pic here.
>>677826995
Do we get another thread question now that we've solved this one?
>>677827037
the hell mate?
It's a gram difference, you can't weigh it with muscle memory
>I hope
>>677826027
I've never understood those people. From what I have seen, they are the ones acting like the entire world owes them. People should just put down their phones and enjoy the meal that they ordered, and that others lovingly put together.
>>677826820
I can't deny that that is part of it. After all, your pillows are the best.
>>677827214
I guess.
>>677827262
Sure
Thread number 2:
What pierces the wall but has no physical form?
>>677827616
Radiation? Sound? Vibrations?
>>677827616
The Kool-Aid Man.
>>677827283
you didn't say exactly how much heavier it was
>>677827616
Air?
>>677827283
Between my cook training and the butcher training from my brother, Im pretty exact when it comes to my weight guessing. Or determining the different weight.
>>677827214
If you played Undertale Pacifist you'd understand.
>>677827543
We've had people do that though. Let the food sit for 10 minutes before even looking at it. You are here to eat and enjoy, not get lost in your damn phone.
>>677827616
I would go with some sort of radiation
Question for the thread, do you draw? and if yes, have you tried drawing your waifu?
>>677827616
Determination?
>>677823800
Still here?
https://youtu.be/XibHLDrlUls
>>677827616
awesome
>>677827975
i know what you meant but i'm ignoring it because i'm not going to be posting flowey
>>677828214
I don't draw regular or good enough to draw my waifu
>>677828225
yes! always!
>>677827848
Yup, I meant sound.
>>677827873
Nah
>>677827947
nope
well, if I'm giving you a scale, it shouldn't be 1 ton heavier than the other ones
>>677827975
you're out of this game then
>>677828018
eh, I guess that could also be true. I meant the sound tough
Uhm... next question
It can be higher than a tower and smaller than a house, stil it weighs less than a father.
What is it?
>>677827616
Hmmm... A hole?
>>677827616
Quantum tunnelling?
>>677828239
Yeah, I'm still here. Haven't seen you in a while, life been well for you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BCEufoyKS8
>>677828553
FEATHER! NOT FATHER! FEATHER
>>677828553
clouds?
>>677828214
I dont draw, no.
>>677828553
Thats racist :p
I do have a good question for while Im on my way to work, well not so much a question but sone sharing time.
Pets list!
Basically, list of pets that we have. May as well start.
3 total dogs and a bird. Dogs are Jack, 11 y/o Labrador; Rufus, 2 year old Gshep and Cerberus, 3 year old pitbull / staffy cross. Bird is a rainbow lorikeet without a name.
I have returned.
>>677828214
I used to, yes. But I stopped.
>>677827873
Fucking kek
>>677828214
Nope, im terrible at it :|
>>677829226
>Pets list!
Currently just 1 cat.
I like weird pets and once i get my house i will try to buy some sort of spider.
>>677829402
Howdy Juri.
>>677827975
People are weird. When I go out to eat, and food gets brought to my table, I thank my waiter and promptly start savouring it.
>>677829226
I am so jealous of you. I wish I could have pets of my own.
>>677825615
ONE OF YOU FUCKING WEEBS ANSWER ME WHO IS THAT BIRD?
>>677829020
that's actually a good answer! I let it pass!
>>677829226
Yes, I'm racist.
I got two dogs and one cat
Dogs are both british collie. So basically Lassie.
One is called Amber, the other one Toffee
My cat is black, called Noire
Found the cat near our home, trapped somewhere so we took her in
>>677828553
Smoke?
>>677828625
Good to see you around. Looking forward to Easter in a couple of weeks or so. I'll take a small break and then start work on exam papers and the sort. How have you been?
https://youtu.be/ETGTZNRG1OQ
>>677827052
>You check the threads as well?
Sometimes when i have a feeling i might have missed something i wanted to see. But sometimes im just curious and check the threads even though i wasn't in them.
I have seen you playing some chivalry, yes. How are you liking it? Is it fun to play it?
I'll be waiting for the response. I really don't mind what your pace doing it will be/is. As long as it finds it's way to me at some point i will be happy~
>>677829605
Hey there, how goes it?
>>677828553
I guess - A carbon-nanotube space elevator.
It's taller than a tower, smaller (in volume) than a house, and incredibly light.
>>677830339
It's a riddle!
Not a science riddle. I don't even know what that is if you hadn't told me
>>677829633
I like it, I let it pass.
>>677829633
Didn't know Greece celebrated orthodox Easter, but I guess it makes sense.
I've been alright, just the same old same old.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Zr0MfcB4eo
>>677830339
i highly doubt they were thinking of a sky needle
Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed.
Hey guys c:
How's going everyone?
>>677830148
>>677830729
Not much, just killing time and practicing traffic code exams. And you?
>>677830542
I hear you have to think outside the box with these things...
Also I couldn't think of a serious answer.
>>677830729
Hey - I'm just chilling on /b/ and playing video games. You?
>>677827543
>After all, your pillows are the best.
>engine accelerates
Anyways, what did i miss?
>>677830845
Syndra still doesn't want me :(
>>677831038
you must read some pretty interesting fiction if that was your first go-to answer
Finished watching Garden of Worlds
>oh my feels
Anyways, whats going on?
>>677830845
Getting ready to hop on SFV, got all my important shit taken care of so I'm going to get my practice in for today. Traffic code exams, you trying to get/upgrade your license or something?
Claiming Dr Noi
>>677831340
You motherfucker who is the bird?
>>677830845
>>677831038
Doing fine thanks, just ate dinner.
Probably I'll be here all the time since I don't have much to do tonight.
Maybe going to play Osu! or Nether in the meantime.
>>677830532
Greece has been traditionally Orthodox for more than a millennium now. There's really no reason for us to keep the old system, it's just giving us a line of distinction between two pretty similar churches.
Browsing /f/ just to keep myself awake.
https://youtu.be/m5Ny4pFLfhU
>>677825757
She's mine
>>677819706
Alright, back from my game.
Also, FURY.
>>677830729
Noire~ I just ate and I'm doing pretty well. Very tired, though, and I am actually going to head to bed now. I do hope that you've had a fantastic day.
>>677831134
>engine accelerates
One of the best sounds in the world right there. Mind if I use your pillows tonight? Going to sleep in a minute or two.
WHAT THE FUCK A SPIDER JUST RAN AROUND HERE
>it was as big as my fist
NONONO, I HATE THIS
I was conent with muffet cuz she looked rather humanoid...
BUT NOT THIS!
It's big enough to survive a slap by me or stick on my hand as goo.
EWEWEW
>>677831038
>>677831290
I agree. Your riddles must be rather interesting
>>677831648
i have a few
metal ceiling, glass walls, burns and burns, but never falls
>>677831331
>oh my feels
My person of colour. Good movie, wasn't it? Those visuals with that soundtrack. Such a pleasure to watch.
Mine
>>677831638
>One of the best sounds in the world right there.
ikr
>Mind if I use your pillows tonight?
S-sure...
>engine accelerates even more
>>677831160
Do you need a shoulder to cry or motivational words and ideas to get Syndra?
>>677831340
Trying to get license B (the standard one).
Have fun on SFV, so did you pick your main until Juri gets released? If Juri sucks in SFV will you keep playing her?
>>677831638
Not really, went on with the usually boring routine heh~
Anyway it's nice to see you ^^
>Talked to Stocking this afternoon
>Guess what
>>677832011
>Obviously the better choice
>>677832123
You cockmouth horseslut WHO IS THE FUCKING BIRD?
>>677832233
bird is the word.
>>677831529
Tuesday's /f/ is pretty good. Too bad the board's usually filled with youtube rips instead of actual flashes nowadays.
Pretty good music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVtQBhVEM0A
>>677832044
yes, yes and yes
>>677832220
>Better than the better choice
>>677831899
YES
>>677831844
>the art style
>the details
>these dubs
>the story
>the soundtrack
i need more tea
>>677832404
>No one is the better choice
>>677832014
Sweet!
>TenTen's engine is the best lullaby.
>>677832123
>Stocking
I miss Stocking. I hope that they are doing well.
>Guess what
Hugs and wine?
You'll have to fill me in tomorrow, because I really need to sleep. Only got an hour last night. Night!
>>677832595
Indeed you do. Enjoy the afterglow.
And with this I am going to sleep. I wish all of you good people in here a good evening. Remember to not stare into the abyss, for it might just stare back at you.
>>677832123
I'm guessing what.
>>677832123
Is he kill?
>>677832123
Stocking is coming back?
>>677832329
>FrankJavCee
I like the music he makes sometimes, even though I haven't listened to his mixtapes. A shame I don't find him that funny.
The running time is also 4:20 minutes long. Knowing Frank that's probably intentional.
https://youtu.be/WubDARLG3L4
Anybody have the zupdog?
>>677833058
>TenTen's engine is the best lullaby.
Oh you...
>engine gets even faster
>>677831407
The bird is the fucking word, obviously.
>>677832044
Ah, I see. Best of luck, you shouldn't have too much trouble then. I did, I'm going to main Ken because his inputs and combos revolve around his kick commands. He doesn't have any input grabs but I absolutely refuse to play Chun-Li or Cammy, or any female character really.
Even if somehow Juri was at the absolute bottom of the tier roster in SFV, I would still dedicate and main the shit out of her just the same.
>Juri is perfection in my eyes from looks to personality
>If only 3D could come close
>>677832293
Please friend, you're the only one who can hear me, who is that bird?
>>677820197
This picture, bottom row.
>>677829871
>Sometimes when i have a feeling i might have missed something i wanted to see
Uhuhuhu!
I see. I always check the archive to catch up on any posts that I missed. It really bothers me if I miss a post from here, I don't know why.
Do you lurk often?
I like Chivalry. It makes for a great distraction because you cannot play it casually, you must be focused. So, if something is particularly troubling me, I can play some Chivalry and avoid it.
>is it fun to play
Hm. For me, sometimes. In general, I'd say that It's only fun if you understand how it's broken mechanics work. Otherwise you'll just get slaughtered. I'm not the best, to be sure, but I can keep up with them pretty well.
I noticed that you own the game. We should try it together sometime, if you'd like. Of course, finding a server that works for both of us will probably be challenging. And it has a really big learning curve.
>>677832233
>It's trevor
>>677833058
>Hugs and wine
Well, not that...But it would be good u.u
I'll tell you tomorrow then, Have a good night! ^^
>Just get on telegram when you can kek
>>677833189
>>677833197
Stocking is doing fine, nothing to worry about.
Just spent some more time on relaxing c:
Emu O'hara from Crying Freeman
Just got to work and the place is filthy. I hate being the casual. Good thing I dont have to care anymore.
>>677833058
Bye, sleep well!
>>677832940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBwwUfuJZr8
>>677833586
and Faye Valentine from Cowboy Bebop
i claim both
>>677832356
If anime taught me anything... you should act like you dont know her try to talk to her as a stranger... until you rekindle the passion the same way you did the first time.
>>677833249
Whats "zupdog"???? xDxDxDDDD
<3
>>677833304
Yea it should be fine... at least the code exam, im a lil nervous about the actual driving. Knowing that i can kill people by turning a wheel sounds scary.
Nice, thats some dedication right there :D
>>677833058
Good night sweet prince
>>677833564
Greet them from me please!
>>677833626
oh man. Working as a cook in a dirty kitchen must suck really hard...
>>677833233
I don't think it's comedic or funny, it's just that he's showing how easy it can be to make music and how talentless some artists are.
That's some really great music.
Anyway, I'm afraid I don't have any more time to share music, there's still a few things I need to do.
Here's a final piece: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N276yOkbGVM
>>677833880
Driving itself is a hard thing to concentrate on. You need to learn to make it feel natural. Hard enough on a motorbike.
>>677833929
It sucks until I pick up the blowtorch. Pic related.
>>677819706
TTT
