Jokes aside, this fatass has definitely done some fucked up shit to them, right?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Jokes aside, this fatass has definitely done some fucked up shit to them, right?
>>677758077
what'cha talking 'bout, willis?
>>677758077
Hey /b/, what's this dudes name again?
>>677758077
what are you talking aboaut?
>>677758439
Dan "Hold her tighter" Schneider
>>677758439
Dan "Put the Chip Insider Her" Schneider
>>677758077
why does it look like she's been crying?
>>677758439
Dan "the space sheriff" Schneider
>>677758077
You mean Dan "Stick your whole foot in my mouth while I furiously masturbate" Schneider?
Of course not.
>>677758910
>>677758077
>>677758439
Dan the hymen divider Schneider
The pedos on 4chan wish they could be this guy. Fucking the hottest pre-teens and teens while making bank selling them as sex symbols. What a life.
>>677759098
This. He is a God among men.
>>677759098
>pedos
>teens
m8
If she has tits and/or ass at all and you find it hot, it's not pedophilia.
ben get inside're to make that pussy wider schneider
>>677758439
Any Nickelodeon insider here?
>>677759284
say that to law
>>677759098
did he get busted?
>>677759385
I'm not saying that fucking minors isn't wrong, I'm saying that pedophilia is the attraction to kids who haven't started puberty yet
>>677758077
As someone who neither followes american TV or celebrity gossip. Would anyone mind telling me the story?
Did he do the same as Cosby?
>>677758077
>that tears
>that fake smile
So, that why she is a total whore at her college parties. Poor girl. Dan defiled her beyond repair.
>>677759392
No hes laughing it up on a pile of dirty Disney money jerking off to reruns of his children's shows and closeups of tight young girl pussy.
>>677759500
He's a producer for Nickelodeon and has wayyyyyy too many pictures of him way too close to his stars.
Look up Dan Schneider
>>677758910
She was, you can see a tissue in her hand
He invited them to his house where he drugged them and sucked on their bare feet. He probably also rubbed his micropenis against their feet until he ejaculated.
>>677758439
Dan 'I came inside her' Schneider
>>677759882
weird.
>$180,000 per iCarly episode
>+100 episodes
>$20 Million won
What wise girl wouldn't jump at that chance? She is set for life thanks to Dirty Dan.
>>677759708
Just way close?
I thought he had some harem with teenage girls.
>>677759882
>sucked on their bare feet
lucky bastard
>>677760028
He probably does, but obviously there's no proof.
>>677759881
Oh fuck
>>677760028
No but i've heard he loves feet
>>677758749
you forgot to mention he starred in the sitcom "head of the class." HEAD of the class? As in, MICROCHIP in the HEAD of the class?
Dan "Grab Her Tighter" Schndeider
>>677758439
Rob Schneider
>>677760090
all i remember from that show was freddy the cuck
>>677760090
I have never seen a girl on TV prettier than Jenette McCurdy
>>677759881
what the fuck
>>677760293
>Jenette McCurdy
>picking the wrong girl
>>677760400
I will literally fight you
>>677760293
>coalburner
fucking dropped
>>677760445
AND YOU TOO
>>677760468
>implying I'm not black too
>>677759522
Don't she had a cum overdose?
>>677759691
but did the scandal hurt him it had to of right?
>>677758439
Dan "find her and a grind her" Schneider
Dan "the man that deflowered Megan" Schnider
>>677760457
But how will you win the fight?
The Big Dick @ Nick
>>677760619
Theres no scandal. 4chan has helped perpetuate the rumor that he his a pedo. I think its just kind of a obvious thing when you look at him and all the girls he casts for his shows.
BUMP!!!
>be me, 13 years old
>be on a cool tv show on nick!
>get diddled by Dan "get in the van" Schneider
>feels bad man
>have to do this show called icarly after.
>fml
>>677760755
Fists
>>677760846
BUMPPPPP
>>677760860
aww jeez...
>>677759881
Her tears, and his spunk. Crunchy tissue. Salty. So salty.
>>677760755
She looks awesome nowadays. Totally jizzable. Shame her new show is so fucking bad.
>>677760860
How much of Dirty Dan's cum is in there you think? lots?
>>677761012
She was forced to drink so much of it her tears are made up of 50% dan cum. So 50%
>>677761011
She still does TV?
You funny bastards U
>>677759882
Proof?
there was a reddit thing a while back with some female extra for the amanda show who claims Dan paid her $100 to tickle her feet.
>>677759691
>Implying he doesn't attend the bohemian grove and rapes children
Jacking off? I doubt it.
He works for Disney.
>>677761475
the plot thickens
>>677760833
right well so everyone just ignores it and he is free to live a normal life?
Is there any nudes of her?
>>677761563
bohemian grove?
>>677761928
No. She is pure.
>>677761011
Does anyone else feel like she's a girl version of Jimmy Fallon?
>>677761548
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/19ro1b/til_that_dan_schneider_the_weird_manager_in/
>>677761183
NBC's Crowded. Any hot dress. Any fucking feet scene. She is criminally wasted.
>>677761475
>afterrape.jpg
Poor Icarly. But lucky Dan lol
>>677760293
>There's no Eliza Taylor
>There's no Alycia Debnam.
>>677762034
>the ghost of USC pure
good joke, bro lol
can we start a new rumor abt this fat fuck? come on /b/ we used to do cool stuff
>>677762708
I hear he forced Miranda Cosgrove to abort a baby he impregnated her with. Hence the tissue in her hands.
>>677762897
I heard he raped a cuban boy when he was there on vacation
>>677762897
That's a true story probably. There was a lot of rumors about it at 2010.
>>677762708
>we
Not we, them. The oldfags. /b/ is like Egypt. The earlier inhabitants did wonders but somehow that knowledge was lost and all there's left is a bunch of homosexual idiots
>>677762389
>Any fucking feet scene.
That's so wrong. She has to work with Dan again.
>>677763355
ckd and how was he not crucified for this?
>>677758439
that meme never gets old lol
>>677764386
No proof.
>>677764495
what abt the court of public opinion?
>>677760923
the obvious remnant of tears once passed
>>677764386
It's Hollywood. If you have money and fame, you can get away with anything.
>>677765090
but still how is he around? like where does he live and is he ostrcized?
>>677765158
no, everyone does fucked up shit in hollywood. In America if you have money and power you can literally get away with anything. You are above the law.
>>677758077
>tfw you will never hear wasted Miranda say: "Oh yes! Fuck! Yes! Fill me with cum! Please, cum in my ass! I want you both to fill me up with your jizz!"
I wish I was a rich alpha frat boy
>>677758077
hold her tighter shes a fighter snieder
>>677761475
what am i supposed to be looking at here?
quite the way to be standing
>>677765666
USC fag here. Forget her, she doesn't deserve your tears, bro. That depraved slut fucked the entire USC football team. Whore is just a nasty bukkake queen.
>>677766676
proof or story?
I live in SoCal myself
Looks like /pol/ and infowars is awake.
Miranda hung around my town when I was in middle/high school. Never met her, but I remember seeing her at the local movie theater. Lol at the cholos shouting "ey yo iCarly, whatup!!" repeatedly at her through a tame crowd. Bet that fuckin sucked.
>>677759284
This.
>>677766875
>The football team ran a train on her mouth once and she had to take the week off because she said that amount of semen made her sick. Two dozen or so, several times. More 60 cumshots inside her mouth. Her puke was white that night.
That's a old pasta at 4chan, but that story is legendary at campus too lol. But I have no see any proof though, just heard a lot of crazy sex stories of her at The Row.
>>677767168
Cool. Sorry, but I have to ask... Any dirty rumor?
>>677761841
Not really
Well most of the executives were
They started their own malicious illuminati of sorts fucking stars and starletts into fame
Was frienda with a girl who was the daughter of a dude in charge of soms nick shit but he went down as a pedo after this sxandal some of them got busted and it didmt help he was molesting my friend for like 19 ywars
She wanted to fuck but I was not into sticking my dick in crazy so I said hell nah
>>677767274
pretty interesting mate, thanks
I almost went to USC but decided to save myself a decade of student loans and went to a local community college.
You ever see her walk around? Can you recall any more stories?
>>677758439
asgore "toddler erminator" dreemurr
>>677767505
Interesting. Continue...
>>677767593
Saw her once at a party. She was pretty lowkey. Not gonna lie, she looked very nice and sweet. Nothing crazy at all.
>>677767505
Maybe you're just gay
t-thanks, Dan... The bathtub episode was so fappable.
>>677758439
Dan "I have 45 minutes before this wears out, I'll better set a timer" Schneider
>>677767964
I always liked Miranda. I feel like she can be saved from her tainted childhood with Dan.
Someone will save her one day
>>677768323
fap fap
>>677767783
Thats all I know on the nick thing
How I came to know her is somewhat interesting, maybe not
Eitherway
>be me
>be 17 turning 18
>starting new highschool band out of ashes of former middleschool band
>find drummer on craigslist
>get rid of rest of people In band I knew personally as they were getting faggy and shit
>drummer is like neil peart good
>suggests since we found eachother on cl maybe wed find someone we like just as well on cl again
>post ad looking for rhythm guitarist/bassist and singer
>girl replies saying shes just 17 and plays bass and sings
>okay why the fuck not didnt want a femlae frontman but we
>comes to practice next week
>some shirt dumpy b-tard-esque kinda chunkster ginger
>cute in an ugly dog kinda way
>singing was 8.5/10 and stage persona was 26480264/10
>fuckitwellkeepher
>practice continues get new bassist so she can focus on singing and were chugging along great
>drummer gets arrested for dui and goes away theblives with mom far away
>girl reveals shes only 15
>fuck starting to feel feelings for this girl cause shes pretty genuine and fun
>also decently talented
>band dissolves after some lineup changes but still stay friends forming a duo thing
>turns out girl is a richfag and yes lurks and is into shit I am into
>overtime get to know her really well even allowed to go hang out at home no supervision and shit her mom doesnt trip
>dads weird but trying always to please her
>cont
>>677768403
It's too late for her. Dan killed her soul. Sadly, she will never have a normal relationship. But she is rich af at least.
>>677768595
go on
So why haven't all of the Dan campaign pics been posted on a facebook related to him or tweeted at him?
>>677768615
poor girl
>>677768679
bumper sticker anon here
Sent a shitload to his twitter
>>677758439
Dan "raped but denied her" Schneider
>>677768679
feel free to send wahtever
>>677768403
Why you don't save her, /b/
>>677768817
im busy
>>677768639
>>677768595
>go to pool party during 4th one day
>just her some dumpy guys and parents
>clearly best one there so all her attention is on me, other guys beta out (to a fucking beta lol) and leave
>later that night we get drunk
>force myself kinda dickishly out of a tense situation bcuz shes like 16 at this point and my uncle had gone to jail for fucking a girl at 15 while 19 so didnt wanna chance it
>>677769007
captcha Candy
>>677759093
hymen-Schneider. fits perfectly in german
>>677768595
>>677769007
great story
>>677766635
i bet he is literally in her ass.
>>677769181
awww yea
>>677768403
I love how innocent she looks.
>>677769345
kinda looks like the rapist alien
>>677768749
laughed so fucking hard XD
>>677758910
because she was (tissue in left hand). this photo was taken on the final day of filming for iCarly, so she was probably emotional about it being over.
http://www.lipstickalley.com/showthread.php/755855-Nickelodeon-creep-Dan-Schneider
>>677769345
hi Dan
>>677769655
OK Dan, we believe you. Millions wouldn't.
>>677758439
Dan "Making that teen pussy wider" Schneider
>>677761377
No, that's the whole point. It's just a crackpot theory.
>>677758077
dude, it's just like level 3
>>677769522
Never got this story what the fuck is it supposed to be pol talks about it but I nver got put up to date on what went down
>>677765591
yes you are.
>>677770023
Literally almost shit the shit in my pants im holding in right now
>>677758077
he drove that bobblehead friend of hers to get blacked. fuck him
>>677769962
>>677769962
Ok the guy went crazy and shit people but the juicy part was he thought sexy reptiles from Mars were controlling us
Look up the manifesto, it's worth the read
http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/08/us/idaho-pastor-shooting/
For those who want to read the full 43 page manifesto: http://www.scribd.com/doc/303500166/Odom-Manifesto
>>677769732
I mean, it's a well-documented photo... It's not like it was some secret leak. It was all over gossip sites and in like People magazine and shit.
>>677770414
Put there by you though Dan, wasn't it?
>>677759093
Trips AND kek? Yo dawg, I heard you was a legend.
77777777 get
>>677770545
That doesn't make any sense... Dan put it in People magazine?
>>677770825
hidden in plain sight
mans a genius
remember
>>677758077
Just imagine how many times did he came in her perfect feet. I'm so jelly of him.
>>677758439
Dan get in the van schneider
>>677759284
>pedo logic
Kys
>>677758077
That was the public photoshoot. Now, imagine the private pics. Just saying.
looks familiar?
Rolll
