>>677726819
Heroin OD

>>677726819
Man up, ya puss.

OP is a faggot

If someone gets dubs or trips you have to text your girlfriend what you wanna do

Be there for the kid dude, even if you have to leave the girl. Let him at least have a shot at a decent life. It's just my thoughts, growing up with a dad that committed suicide doesn't sound fun. :/

>>677726819
Go shoot up some heroin with your brother and OD, either that or get a gun, go to your gfs house, look at her straight in the eye and say "this is your fault" and blow your brains out

my father and uncle both committed suicide
>22
I WISH I was 22. you still have a lot of time. but I'd go with this anon
>>677727131
fuckin' >Man up, ya puss.

>>677726819
The sad thing is that this isn't your lowest yet. You're not falling down stairs, smelling sweetly of unprocessed sugar, and having destroyed your families savings. You'll continue down this path and you may go to recovery but you'll get out and start drinking a month or two because one day at a time is too much. Eventually to afraid to kill yourself and too weak to go through recovery you'll die painfully of liver disease.

Who the fuck always orders that many pizzas?

>>677726819
There was dubs op text your girlfriend and show proof

>>677726819
Take care of the kid but only if you are commited to raise it properly and find help for the drinking problem. If you can't leave the alcohol, I recommend to an hero.

So you have a baby on the way and the only thing you can think about is yourself and your woes. You have shitty parents and you're willing to let your child grow up alone with their shitty mom and no father. Wow. Maybe you should save your kid the disappointment in having a selfish manchild for a father and off yourself in heroin.

Or stop being a pussy and grow the fuck up.

>>677726819
Leave town because there's no proof it your baby.

>>677726819
Don't kill yourself.

Quit your job, sell anything if you can, pack your shit and get the fuck out of there and just go somewhere, go to Mexico, South America, or somewhere far away and live damn it. LIVE.

Once you die, that's it you're finished. You have to try again, do it, do it for yourself.

>>677727986
agree furiously

>>677728173
moral fag

>>677727993
>>677727986
>>677727759
>>677727131
>>677727544
Have justified good reasons to live

>>677728803
Moral fag? fuck off.

I'm just saying what I would do if I was in his position you little shithead.

I seem to see these popping up way more often recently. I wonder why.

>>677727586
This seems good

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>>677726819
Best YLYL thread in forever, OP.

Where's the other OP you traitor? Start crushing the puss!!!

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Hey guys! Op here. This is a quick update you faggots

>>677728173
I couldn't agree anymore OP needs to gtfo of there

>>677730227
winrar

>>677730227
Talk it out about the thing about sleeping with your best friend if you already haven't, I'd say not to kill yourself because it seems like she genuinely cares for you. If you still want to an hero go right ahead, the alcohol might get to you first tho

>>677730227
Good job. No go make sure she takes it. Trusting a woman is like trusting a shark in bloody water.

>>677730934
She doesn't care about him, she just cares what others think of her, women are selfish creatures by nature, if you honestly think a women really cares about you, who you are, you're fucking blind.

>>677731107
This

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>>677730227
Just make her feel special lmfao lets get her hopes up tell her how beautiful she is

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Kek. Am I doing good guise

Suicide is always the answer.
I recommend the rope.

>>677732333
Nice trips op, now what the fuck?

Post her nudes before you off yourself OP

>>677732333
Ask her for nudes ayy for the trips say your horny

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>>677732951
Before I post nudes, here is just one more update

>>677726819
send me Darksouls III DLC and I'll help you out

[email protected]

op how much money do you have.

Wait till the baby is born. Then throw the baby out the window and strangle yourself with the umbilical cord.

Just say fuck it and do what your gut tells you to do.

Say you want nudes and say atleast I didnt cheat on you with your bestfriend

>>677733468
Op here. About $1000 in the checking Account. I have a check of about 600 coming in soon. I also have my income tax coming in soon. That should be about 700-1000. I also have about 300 of cash from tips. My brother also owes me about 200. But he always owes me. His habit is much more expensive than mine. I don't expect to see that money any time soon...

stop drinking you pathetic fuck, unless you're trying to become a useless degenerate like your brother, and both of you get real jobs and some loyal girlfriends so you aren't the sad sacks of shit that get used by hoes.

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>>677733964
Op here once again. Here is a pic. Any requests??

>>677727986
This basically

pic or it didn't happen

>>677733752
this make her feel like the biggest cunt in the world, and op don't off yourself if you do. Do something fucking insane, dont just do it a pussy way, put your name in history books, blow up a nuclear power plant, jack a plane and crash it somewhere important.

>>677734209
Face and or ass

OP, you don't need to an hero, save that for the people with real trouble. Start to turn your life around with these three steps:

1. Work/Alcohol Issue
If you get fired from your job it could be a big problem at this point. Try to limit usage right before work, and keep a shit ton of breath mints, maybe even a toothbrush and shit on you.

2.Family
Your parents and brother either love you or don't give a shit about you. Try not to focus on that and instead get your life in order.

3.Slut
That bitch doesn't deserve anything from you. Dump that shit, she can't sue. The baby is your "friends" issue now, not yours, as long as you can just defend yourself. "She cheated on me with another man, and wants me to pay for what he caused, and that is unjust."

>>677726819
I know shit is getting bad, but at least stay there for the kid, you may look at his mother in digust and distain but at least your kid will always see you as a dad if you're there

>>677734209
Got any webms

tits of the newborn or gtfo

>>677726819
Just leave. Get a plane ticket to some foreign country and never come back.

Fuck your old life. Go explore the world.

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>>677726819

OP, serious advice from a fellow alcoholic pizza driver.

>consider your options, future
>consider if you want to work for it
>if so, man the fuck up and get your shit together
>if it's too hard for you, get ready to an hero
>leave some money for people you care about, get your loose ends tied up, tell your girlfriend that you forgive her, etc.
>commit suicide

Suicide is only the best option if all other options are exhausted. Fight for a better life. If you don't want to fight then, well, you have your answer.

WTF a big ball of moral fags.

>>677726819
Just shoot yourself with a gun, remember to aim upwards with the barrel in the mouth, never under the chin!
Make sure to stream it so it becomes famous and she is filled with regret.

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Op here. Here is dat ass.. Face pics incoming

>>677734209
>>677735587

She's nice, OP. Shame.

>>677735587
trap ass

>>677735494
>>>/r9k/

back to your faggtory

>>677726819
>Join the navy
>After graduation jump on the first boat overseas
>Leave everything else behind. Don't even tie up loose ends.
>After make port go AWOL
>See the world
>When done An Hero

That is what I would have done in this situation

>>677726819
Get her to try heroine with you and accidentally OD her. It's cool you are just aborting two people instead of one. Abortion is legal so you gtg.

Op, 2 simple option's , leave explore the world'n'shit or stream suicide. Which one?

>>677726819
Go to AA. Save money. Get your own place. Be a human who faps and drinks and fucks. That kid may be yours or his. Quit drinking and drugging for a while. If it is his, fuck that. You got off free. If it does belong to you, teach it the new family trade: delivering pizza while his girlfriend gets fucked

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OP here. Face pic btw. I know. She is average. Fuck you. Anyways... About this whole "explore the world" shot that all of you faggots are saying. Don't you all know how scary that is? I wouldn't know where to begin. It seems so much easier to simy kill myself. Yet.. I have a desire to live. Think of the adventures I might have. Who knows

>>677736859
"Think of all the adventures I might have" there's your fucking answer

>>677736859
Where do you live faggot?
My life went to shit after my wife died, and instead of becoming an hero, I started traveling the world.
It isn't as bad as it seems.

>>677736859
Actually forget everything i said before, just murder yourself.

>>677737254
Newfag. Get off my b

>>677737673
Would you mind telling me what a newfag is? I am sorry but I don't know all the terms yet, there really wasn't a guide in Reddit.

Do it

>>677737862
Kek

An hero

>>677726819
I'd give anything to be in your shoes.

Is that all the pics you have OP

>>677726819
Go to Somalia and be the best pirate there is.

>>677726819

>22

Welcome to life fsggot. I had all that going on at 22 but I was in war and had a few friends die next to me and killing sand niggers no shit.

27 now and life gets easier...how the fuck you think wise niggers got so wise? Think Thier life was easy? Fuck no....the master had failed more then the beginner has even tried.

Quit being a pussy

>>677737673
dude you're such a faggot

Join the military. They pay better than Dominos, free food plus living, benefits, they'll probably offer you education. You can escape from this bullshit and use the money you're paid to start a new life.

>>677726819
If I was in your situation, I would an hero too.

>>677726819
don`t do it