Don't ask just make her do what you want her to.

>>677694163
please elaborate

>>677694040
Kidnap her and ask if she wants to be your girlfriend. Very masculine, she will obviously say yes.

>>677694402
Sounds legit, will try

"i want you to be my girl"


also, this works much better after a great night out together, but most of my relationships just evolved into it. There was never that conversation at all.

Better ask 4chan

>>677694040
Just grow a pair and fucking say something

You don't need to think too hard about it

>>677694040
"Go out with me." WOW SO FUCKING HARD.

>>677694607

That's like date status. After you fuck a girl for about a month or so, just ask her, hey, are we exclusive?

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>>677694040
The flow of time is always cruel... Its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it... A thing that doesn't change with time is a memory of younger days...

OP have you tried banging her sister yet, tends to work

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Wrong place to ask. /b/ is the land of beta wizards

>>677694791
This says that you might be looking at other girls, so it makes her want you more.

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Now a Claire thread, faggots

>>677694828
KEK

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Start by being friends. If she's a girl, you can put the two words together... but let her drive the progress from friendship to relationship.

There's no use in forcing something that isn't there. Don't ever fucking do that, trust me.

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>>677694942
not all of us pic related. i ran an adult mag and dated models, its not that hard to do bruh.

learn to shower and go to the gym, eat binge less, and cocaine only once a month not daily.

>>677694040
If she likes you you'll know it. Also just ask her what she thinks if you guys were to take it a step further... with confidence tell her how you feel about her and why. Chicks appreciate explanations, so never answer her questions with "i dont know" and youre good to go

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Dat glorious ass

>>677695688
Dubs speaks

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God damn look at that body, it's made for sex

>>677695688
>>677696088
These were my posts, enjoy your advice ;)

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>>677696088
Dubs truthful of dubs of truth

>>677694040
asking a girl out is for fucking betas
my general rule is don't date a girl, typically just sex but if she really bangin force her to ask you out fokkin faggot

>>677695688
>If she likes you you'll know it
Looking back at all 2 girls that liked me, I can see the small details that added up. I still feel stupid for missing some of the more obvious ones though.

>>677694040
>>677694828
>>677694828
>>677695033
>>677695800
>>677695972
>>677696182

who is this glorious specimen? shes a fucking smokeshow.....

>>677695688
also, bitches love a confident man

>>677694828
>Major Depressive Disorder

>anxiety disorder

this bitch

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>>677696670
Claire Abbott, some wannabe pop star that is famous for that banging body. Instagram is claireabbott, snapchat is clabbott

>>677694394
He's saying to kidnap and rape her.

>>677694828
>boohoo anxiety and depression boo hoo
AHAHA, what a fucking attention whore.
There are people in the hospital for years for actual diseases and they don't fucking post about it.

>>677696600
says the beta, the worst that happens if you talk to her is that she isn't into it at the time

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I'd drop the biggest fucking load on those tits and that chin

>>677694828
why do people like this attention hungry cow

>>677694040
>"You down for drinks or something?"

Go from there.

Why has nobody posted the nudes yet?

That's right, she has real, confirmed nudes.

>>677694506
>also, this works much better after a great night out together

This is a great idea. Do this.

>>677697357
Go on

'Hey, want to go steady with me. ?'

That simple, simpletons.

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>>677697357
Gotta build it up, bby

>>677697263
Because them titties.
So suckable.
Are you blind or a gay?

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>>677694040
>Ask
Don't be a faggot. All you have to do is start fucking her and continue until she asks where this is going

>>677697552
cp

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>>677697552
God man just look at this body

>>677697651
Not that guy but anyone else not care about titties and focus more on face/ass? A cute face way better than titties imo

Just say.. "oh by the way you're my girlfriend now" give a cheeky smile and turn away and wait for a reaction you beta piece of shit

>>677697889
MODS

>>677697216
no you wouldnt

youd drop $250 that you stole from your mom, to have dinner with her

then she'd leave and never talk to you

"thanks anon, you're a great friend"

>>677694040
You don't just ask, gotta do it with action.

benis

>>677697080
eat shit. while i agree shes an attention whore 100% and those things she says she has do not equal to the problems she says they cause. depression and anxiety can be severe for some people. grow up.

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>>677697889
Fuck release a sex tape Claire I'm begging you

>>677694040
You don't ask a girl to be your gf; so you must be a retard. You ask her out, let things evolve and fall into place.

>>677697997
>Just say.. "oh by the way I'm going to fuck you now" and give a cheeky smile and strip her and wait for a reaction you beta piece of shit

>>677698214
WITH NIGGERS AND CUCK WHITE BF

>>677694040
Women love when you treat them like shit, try to hit her and/or rape her

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>>677697985
You mean this ass?

>>677694828
>god... my depression won't let me do simple math
>better insta this shit

>>677698284
i asked a girl if she wanted to be my gf once. it worked. just because youre a bitch doesnt mean everyone is

>>677698358
Not bad.. not bad.. I accept this change

>>677696422
confirm'd amigo

>>677694040
I'm an Australian and seeing a girl wearing all that flag stuff turns me on so much. Why do I want to fuck her so badly? Why do Americans embracing the flag turn me the fuck on.

>>677698399
Fuckin checked.

And yes, very nice

>>677698563
You wanna fuck her freedom m8

>>677698563
Because you're a faggot and you're embarrassing the rest of our country.

>>677694040
I've been in 4 relationships. I've never asked any of them to be my GF. I flirted and made advances.

>>677694040
You don't ask a girl to be your girlfriend. "Girlfriend" is a status to which you gradually transition. You date, or whatever, and if it goes well enough for long enough, you just kind of realize that she's your girlfriend. Or you can have the "are we exclusive" convo, if necessary in your particular situation, but it's probably safe to assume that you are. Depends on the girl, but it's probably implied.

So it's impossible to ask a girl to be your girlfriend without sounding like a fucking retard. Instead, learn how to ask a girl on a date, and then on follow-up dates, and then you've obviated the need to ask such a retarded question.

>>677698563
Because in every Australian, there is an American crying to be freed. It's what you guys call the, "inner supercharger whine."

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I would blow her father just to suck her tits

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>>677694040
If she seems disinterested drop the good ol' "You best be believing in relationships Missy, YOU'RE in one".
Then I will always commence penetration, inevitably she will try to fend me off and yell to stop.
At this point I'll inform her that I'm "disinclined to aquiese to her request " and I continue to plunder her booty until my thirst has been sated.

>>677694506
Surprisingly good advice.

You usually don't ask flat out, it just kind of happens after dating for a while.

>>677698137
There's no better way. Just mutter this word and she'll go weak at the knees, 100% certainty

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"Unlace me, baby"

>>677694506
Don't even ask
Just hang out until one day someone asks if you guys are dating like the second part of this. I've only has the "let's be official" chat once and it was awkward as shit

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>>677694040
if you are worried about the subject then buy a book about it.

'sounding like a retard' I dunno.. script it like a job interview and do it over the phone. something like: "Hey, I like you and want to get to know you better.. how about going on a date sometime'?

(I am guessing you have know this girl some time.. this usually the case about worrying what people think) if so.. how about.

'Hey.. maybe I am misreading the situation but I am getting this 'more than just friends' vibe from you? am I reading this right because we could get a coffee and talk about that?

I dunno... Just some suggestions.

PS.. no matter what you say you will sort of feel stupid. Just get over it and face you fear to get what you want.

Hope this helps?

>>677694040

Try this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrvboxtDnPE

>>677694040
Take her out a few times, see if there's something there, go in for a kiss/whatever, if successful then take her out a few more times and it should be pretty natural.

My personal rule is to wait until your relationship has already reached that "girlfriend/boyfriend" level of comfortability and mutual interest. Once it's pretty obvious that you're together then I will bring up "making it official" where we finally take on the label.

Don't take a bitch out once or twice and ask to be her boyfriend, but if you take a bitch out like 8 times and she rejects you then the bitch was just playing. I've had that shit happen to me, dated this mexican girl for months and months, made out, fondled, etc. and then I asked her and she told me I was "moving too fast". I dropped her ass immediately, wasting my god damn time.

>>677695688
Just asked out my crush yesterday. Was convinced for weeks that she was also into me. Said no. I cant fucking read women

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>>677698887
And then have a whole bushel of apples.

>>677698214
Man she's getting fat as fuck

>>677694791
>>677694955
I think this sound clingy as shit and not like you "have options"
If a girl asked me if we were exclusive, I'd think it's time to gtfo before she goes psycho on me

Why can't lia have nudes leak already?

Ayy lmao

>>677694040
ayy bitch suck me cock or i fuck ye nan

>>677694040
spit or swallow?

>>677700013
She isn't as big of a whore as Claire is.

>>677695279

pretty much this. if she's interested she'll give very obvious hints or it will just naturally evolve into it. don't ever force it.

Ask her to hang out and if you have a good time, ask her to be your girlfriend. If she's into you, the worst way of asking will work; if she's not, you could ask her out like a cassanova and she'll make some lame excuse. It's pretty fucking simple, don't over-analyze it.

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>>677699908
If her tits keep growing I'm cool with it

Also nipple piercing

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>>677699861
And really bad eggs

>>677699063
This.

This thread has been a very pleasant surprise

Very little faggotry afoot here

>>677696638
This

>>677694828
When you realise the attention is for your milk jugs and not you

>>677699585
So you're in hs still

don't ask, tell.

Sug mah dick bich is usually a good way to open the conversation.

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>>677694040
You don't ask, roofie and claim dat pussy

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>>677696638
Thanks anon to make me remember past myself being fucking stupid and missing those hints with a solid 9/10 qt

> green text if you like
> pic related

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ask her to hang out. consider this a date. if she wants to keep going out, then you're on your way. never ask "do you want to be my girlfriend." it's more of an unspoken thing that you walk into, not run.

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>>677696182

>>677694828
didn't know she became dumb.... good, she may be hot fore some nude now she on the cliff of being poor :3

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>>677703080
>On a school field trip when I was younger
>Sit at a table with like 4 girls
>JACKPOT
>Girl I liked across from me
>Girl 2 mentions out loud that she liked me
>I'm frozen, what the fuck do I say? How do I eve respond to that?
>She blushes and tells her to shut up
>Girl 3 asks for hotsauce and me being the fedora tipping gentlemen I am go fetch it for her like a bitch
>Come back and act like nothing happened

Fucking hell anon how did you manage to fuck that up?