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>>677650552
>/x/

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>>677650552
>shameless self bump

>>677650848
Oh yeah I forgot you aren't supposed to post anything on /b/ because it all has another board.

>>677651062
I'll just sit here and watch you guys have a succesful summoning thread on /b/ instead of /x/, then.

stand in front of mirror in dimly lit room and whiper "Come come demon" 10 666 times then u get demon

>>677650552
Wiccans don't fuck with demons be cause they're pussies. Look up Alister Crowley

>>677651182
>more people on /b/
>fewer crazies

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>>677650552
I summoned a succubus, you need to meditate on your third eye and ask for one to visit you.

>>677650552
Unless Beelzebub wants something you have, then there's no point in trying to contact him.

>>677650552
suck 12 nigger cocks on a full moon and kill your neighbor's dog. Drink a piss from a raped bull and clap your hands three times. Then you take white sock from your victim and cum in it. After that, your enemy will beg you to stop sucking on them nigger cocks.

Say "Biggie Smalls" 3 times in a mirror.

Easy.... Draw a cirkel and poop in it...
Go on your knees and smash your face in the poop and say: Ohh turdcatcher ohh turdcatcher please catch my turd...

Next time you shit look between your legs in the toilet and the turdcatcher will appear

>>677651380
Aleister Crowley was a hack that nobody liked. He died alone, penniless, and sick. If he were a true magician, then he would be able to rid himself of his misfortunes but he was just some delirious cunt.

>>677650552
>wickens
Use proper spelling, then I might be able to help you.

>>677651421
That's the funniest thing I've read all week. All of you fuckers are idiots.

>>677651388
Oh, really.

>>677651804
Wicken reporting for DUTY

>>677651804
You can't do shit faggot. There is no such things as "demons". You're all just pussies who like to entertain the idea of imaginary things-- perhaps your childhood wasn't so great and thus you never surpassed said stage of life.

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>>677650552
Ask this guy right here

>>677651804
Wiccan* I'm sorry senpai

>>677650552
>wickens
Kek. You cant summon a demon or curse people dipshit thats all superstitious nonsense. Enjoy getting advice from some 14 year old landwhale who swears that wicca is some ancient religion even though all historical evidence proves that its a late 19th century invention.

>>677651810
Your ignorance is showing.

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>>677650552
Get back to /x/

>>677652061
>tfw you're a fellow reptillian

>>677652035
Nobody on /b/ had a good childhood. You included.

>>677652122
Says the lad who's meditated on his "third eye"
If this isn't bait, then kys. Go back to your succubus. Kek

Its all bullshit

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>>677650552
>summon a demon
>Or curse something

Won't work anon. You don't even know what you want. Keep away from magick if you don't have a precise goal and hard work ethic.

>>677652421
My hot aunt would let me fondle her from when I was 9-15 so my childhood was fucking fantastic.

>>677652035
Come on man, just go with it.

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>>677650552
I'm a level 30 wizard. Ask me anything

>>677650552
Smoke crack and play with ouiga board. It'll happen.

>>677652191
kys

>>677652629
Alright alright, so this is what you have to do OP. This is the REAL way and the only real way to summon the dark lords demons. Go to a crossroads at midnight in a deserted place, away from people (keep in mind that it must be during a full moon), once you're there draw a pentagram and on each point of the star place a black candle and after this is completed chant "Meeska Mooska Mickey Mouse". After changing this s few times the dark overlord will appear. Have fun

>>677652773
never fuck with oujia board, seriously op dont.

>>677652588
>things that never happened

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>>677653027
>mfw you think I'll gain some kind of satisfaction from lying on an anonymous image board.
It's a true story lad
T R U E
R
U
E

>>677652990
Yeah don't op it's really really SPOOKY

>>677652971
I'm not OP, I just like seeing how people would go about summoning demons and what not.

>>677652971
/thread

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>>677652093
oh how dare you. i'm 38, and I legitimately believe in 'good' - and 'evil'. I think there's demons. I believe they can be summoned. I believe in a 'God', and a 'Devil' - although not the religious ones you creepy christians promote.

regardless, how dare you.

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>>677653258
Can't be as spooky as this

>>677653258
I used one once with a buddy, it was kind of disappointing. Is there a specific way to do it or something?

>>677650552
Get married..

>>677653432
>believe
But is your belief a justified true belief, which would constitute as knowledge?

>>677653556
kek

>>677653556
10/10

>>677653556
Now this man sounds like he lost all his hopes. And also like he's married.

>>677653435
666spooku666.2me

There is a belief in local folklore of my country you can summon a devil if you lay in a coffin and spin a needle on a mirror.

>>677653473
Go somewhere haunted probably. That strange ambience in your mom's basement is just BO

>>677653556
Cheer up dad

>>677653258
Faggot. Demons, ghosts, spirits etc are bs. Thought you would be smarter than that, considering you're visiting /b/. Ouija board is a scam, it's triggered by the people who are using it. It's called the 'ideomotor effect'.

>>677653815
>spin a needle on a mirror
Good luck with that

>>677650552
/x/ nigger gtfo

>>677653556
/thread

>>677653840
Haha, how would I know somewhere is "haunted"?

>>677653999
Folklore crap. What did you expect?

>>677653946
http://youtu.be/2h47R69zP_Q

>>677654144
if it runs, it's hunted. believe me. i've seen things.

>>677653946
See how the word "spooky" is emphasized, aka, sarcastically written out.
Fall harder anon, fall harder

>>677651502
>a piss

>>677653258
nah seriously guy shit will fuck up your life if you disrespect it.

>>677654286
Can't tell if misspelled or intended for keks

>>677651502
>>677654346
How much is a piss?

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>>677654227
'' Hi, I'm Anon. I believe everything that is written on the internet, especially when it comes from a youtube account called ''Strange Mysterious'' - this guy definitely does not do it for a living thus is 100% trusteable''. You're a fag.

>>677654430
ITT: Get spooked

>>677654577
>that watermark
You must be lynched

>>677654545
seven dollars

>>677654729
How much is seven dollars?

>>677654577
"Hi I'm anon and refuse to look up other sources" you're a lazy fag

>>677650552
shit doesnt exist fuck off back to /x/

>>677654725
Yeah... Context is relevant though.

>>677654842
A piss

>>677654842
melon

>>677654577
>9gag
>atheist quote
>you're a fag
The irony

>>677650848
/b/ random... so random threads, im not op and i dont see the problem, except that he might get more ridiculous answers going off topic and maybe some fur porn, cus this is random after all

>>677650552
>meditate and contemplate existence
>think about what religion is and the logistics of fantasy
>realize that shit like the paranormal is non existent
>move on with your life knowing it is meaningless
>??????
>Profit

>>677654885
What sources? There are literally 0 scientific sources that confirm ANY paranormal activities. Paranormal stuff/religion etc was created to manipulate the weak, to create power and make money. The weak minded need an excuse as they can't deal with hard facts and unknowings in life. The weak need explanations, no matter how stupid and bs the explanations are. You're one of the weak.

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>>677655356
>nothing is real. everything is a coincidence

>>677650552
If you walk around cursing(curse words) alot, you will probably notice something.

>>677652522
Y

>>677655356
You have just as much proof as someone who believes which is none you stupid faggot. The only right answer is "I don't fucking know"

>>677655356
Not true, the Catholic faith has had so many miracles and strange events happen that even science cannot explain. Look up the Virgen of Guadalupe mantle/painting. We can argue religion if you'd like but the discussion will never end because topics like this cannot be argued.

>>677650552
>dim room
>mirror
>candle light
>stare directly into mirror for 10 minutes
>you can blink and shit
>after 10 minutes, you will see some shit.

If it does not work, you waste 10 minutes of your life, if it does....

>>677652588
Pics of her m8

>>677655714
Partly correct, not everything is a coincidence. However, we (humans) seek explanations for things we don't know and understand. We observe, perceive and make conclusions. But paranormal stuff and religion is based on literally nothing,
>it's called 'faith' for a reason.

>>677655060
See:
>>677655908

>>677655356
>>677655983
http://infallible-catholic.blogspot.com/2012/04/miraculous-image-of-our-lady-of.html?m=1
Just for reference and as a starting point.

>>677655908
Proof of what? Proof for our existence? I got proof for that, so do you, everyone does.

>>677655983
>Miracles
>Strange events
>Science cannot explain YET
>Retard.

>>677656257
I've just about had it with you fatalists and your absurd conclusion.
>religion is based on literally nothing
But yet you're saying some and not all things are pre-determined but how can one arrive at such a loaded conclusion as that? One cannot. The concept of free will will always be argued and no one will ever reach a definitive answer as it is impossible to prove both the existence and the absence of free will. So before you start pointing fingers at what's wrong and what isn't, then have a valid argument to entail your puerile point of view.

>>677656587
No. Proof of what you're trying to argue. Apparently you forgot.

>>677656289
It's posted on a pro catholic website with 0 legit references, only to wikipedia.
>inb4 wikipedia is NOT trusteable source.
>SoundsSoLegit

>>677653435
Fuck man, keep that shit on /x/. I can handle gore, lolis, even bananas, but that's too much

>>677656587
Read Descartes Meditations on First Philisophy book & maybe if you're lucky, it'll turn you into a believer.

>>677657069
Okay maybe the website could be seen as invalid but look it up yourself lad.

>>677655356
And Science is not an explanation?

>>677657069
Wikipedia is manipulated by trolls at random mate.

>>677652672
Kek that destiny reference

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>>677656866
They get to the point in their lives where they hope they can rot in the ground and nothing more. Don't argue. Just feel sorry for them

>>677650552
>wickens
It's spelled Wicca you cunt. And no demons and spirits are made up bullshit. Go read a science book and learn how to build a catapult. Then inflict stones upon people you dislike.

>>677656866
I never said things are pre-determined, don't twist my words. If something is not a coincidence, it does not mean it is pre-determined.
>Common sense
Exactly, that's the issue. There is no definitive answer to religion or any paranormal activity, as it is not existent...! That is the ONLY 'hold on' for stupid retards like you who believe in this bullshit. Something that does not exist (and never has) AND is literally 0 proof of (or any suggestion of reality from) cannot be proven of being false. That is the exact beauty of religious dumbdumbs!
>How can I prove that something doesn't exist if it's non-existend?
>You should prove to me it does exist.
>Something that is not written by some money junks 2000+ years ago.

Let me give you a different example.
>Hi /b/, every sunday I go to church because I believe in god!
> 'Good for you Anon.''
Now Let's change it,
>Hi /b/, I believe in forest dwarfs and every sunday I go to the forest to honor those beloved forest dwargs
>Fag. Forest dwarfs don't exist.
>N'either does your 'god'

>101 replies
>38 posters
ITT: lots of butthurt

>>677657793
Didn't I just literally say wikipedia is not to be trusted?
>Learn to read

>>677658102
Once again I'm sorry senpai. I'm inexperienced with this sort of thing. That's why I made a thread about it.

>>677658255
It's hard to understand your English, putting numbers in at random and such.

>>677652522
>>677650552
hes right op. i cant tell you so much about it but im to lazy. of course you need a reason for it but too lazy to right gn8

>>677658688
>newfag

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>>677658876
TELL ME FAG