Because she doesn't know I exist yet.

Her only excuse is that she doesn't exist.

>>677646619
She's still in love with her ex bf that od'd when they broke up. Fuckin scum bag

she is a SJW

She uses dildos

>>677646619
she's a narcissist or pathological liar or some dumb shit with no sense of self or accountability

>>677647241
Why is this supposed to be bad?

Don't hate her but because she's in a light depression

>>677646619
She's a bit untidy sometimes. But i love her to pieces tho.

inb4 cuckkkkk XD

>She loves me more than I love myself
>She doesn't read
>She has a great metabolism now and no self control eating
>She's meh in the sack, I usually can't cum
>She doesn't drive or have a car
>Lives far from my place
>Her parents are poor, hardcore christians and retarded

Mainly because she's always "right" about EVERYTHING and I'm more of a "lefty" *wink wink*... I have no girlfriend ):

She holds me to fucking ludicrous standards, acts like my past (which I'm fine with) is evidence of profound moral degeneracy, constantly moans that I don't appreciate her enough while begging me to never leave her. Also she's fucking so naive.

>>677646619
not sucking :(

>>677647494
The dildoes are probably biggar than his.

He should give her a mold of his own dick. Did that to my gf.

>>677647797
Goddamn anon, that was horrible. I feel you tho.

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>>677648085
Thanks bro

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>>677646619
I hate her because I don't hate her.

Shes a hot blonde that I'm going to put tons of babby in.

Don't care if she leaves me down the road, my point in life is to reproduce with a higher quality DNA human so that my offspring can bring much lulz to 5chan.

>>677646619
She's quite stupid and never listens to sound advice.

shes an over-emotional fatass

Because I have lots of other girls that wants to do the wild monkey dance with me.
And here I am only getting it whenever she finds out that she wants....
I should be getting it all the times with lots of girls!

>>677648727
Hey now, don't talk about your mother that way.

I think she doesn't really want me. She's always nagging at me about how I should get her a job when it isn't really muy fault she doesn't hace one. And now she's pointing put every single handsome man she sees. Wtf

she's too fucking clingy

Because from the moment we got together I knew I could do better, but years at a school with no women have led me to never fucking leave and instead I've wasted the best years of my life on the woman I now see as nothing but a source of regrets who has now had one too many pizzas one too many times.

>>677647025
why are you with her then?

>>677648812
Nice

>>677649215

Why are we all still with them??? I mean, seriously, each one of us has every reason not to. But we are. Why?!

Cause shes a bitch

>>677646619
Nithing against her
I hate everybody

>>677650688
Everyone hates you, too, pal.

She dated my bestfriend while we took a break, but still has to check my phone and all my social media because she doesnt trust ME.

>>677651035
I'm not your pal, buddy.

>>677651252
I'm not your buddy, guy.

SHES A FUCKING MELT.

>>677646619
Cause she keeps controlling me. More and more with the years. And I cant leave her,even though I hate her most of the time.

>>677651362
I'm not your guy, bro.

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>>677648801
Sure you do anon. Sure.

>>677649035
I know that feel, /b/ro

>>677651573
I'm not your bro, dude.

Dont hate her at all but she is ALWAYS fucking bored. She never has anything to do and never wants to do anything but complain about it. I can suggest a thousand things for us to do but shed rather wallow in self pity.

When she's happy everything is great but when she's not, it takes everything I have to not go crazy and yell at her. Shits frustrating.

>normies reeeeeeee

>>677651246
>break
Translation: "I want to fuck your best friend without repercussions"

you massive cuck

>>677646619
She threatens to kill herself when I try to leave.
She hates me being happy, ruined Christmas/Birthday.
Treats me like shit then got mad when I fucked someone else.

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That bitch is a psycho hose beast

>>677646619
tried to take away friends, hypocrite, selfish, bat shit cray, insecure, bitch, ect
>thats why i dumped her awhile ago kek

>>677651747
I'm not your dude, no-anal-slave.

Because she doesn't exist

She genuinely believes that reverse racism doesn't exist. She listens to anything that is off tumblr or buzzfeed. She calls herself bisexual, she has only dated guys and never shows any kind of sexual attraction to girls. She is on a trip right now with a group of friends, she's literally all over another guy riding his cock taking photos with him, and I wouldn't be mad, but she's making up complete bullshit about it and saying shit like "we don't even talk, ever"

like bitch do your realise that you can't take literally 100 photos without talking to someone? what am I a fucking idiot?

>>677652000
Fucking wasted my trips god damn it

Shes too shy to do anything sometimes and it takes alot for her to actully do it.

>>677652448

oh and, kicker is, she thinks she has depression kek

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>tfw when independent master-race.

Honestly. You guys make my day. I fucking love not being with a psycho bitch and I love nobody having any leverage (aka love children) to hold over me. Its times like these you just gotta really reminisce in the fruits of your loneliness. Single people want a relationship, people in a relationship wanna be single. Its just the way the world works.

>>677646619
She got really fat. She's dumb as a bag of rocks. Borderline psychotic. Pathological liar. Constantly thinks I'm cheating. Plain as fuck in bed. Sex once a week.
>never had any problems before marriage

>>677646619
>Spends every dime she earns
>broke 2 days after payday
>Lazy

>>677652150
Killed it.

>>677652448
All women are whores. Humble yourself

>>677646619
Im married. She is a sociopath and rarely has any emotions. Though she never really gets mad, sad or happy. Really she doesnt get very emotional.

Sex is great though.

>>677652764
Feels bro

Bitch is a feminazi. I dumped her after 2 months

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She's a cheating whore make her famous tell her brook sent ya

She's kind of dumb, and who the hell doesn't like the taste of water? she doesn't know how to talk to people, or help make you feel better, when we have something important to talk about, she always says "Ok.", all her friends are dudes, and she tries too hard to be like me.

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>be me
>get into fight with my old man over some bullshit
>break out the bourbon
>sipping alittle relaxing
>gf gets home from her job
>gf: whats wrong babe ?
>me: got into fight with my dad
>gf: are you okay?
>me: yeah, just alittle stressed out
>gf: well i was going to invite some friends over
>me: can we do it tomorrow? im not up for it honestly
>girlfriend face turns upside down
>gf: oh so just because you are upset i cant have any friends?
>me: i didnt say that, just dont feel like being around people right now
>girlfriend gets mad and stomps around, slamming doors and throwing shit
>drink more bourbon
>gf: so you dont even care if im upset huh?
>me: what are you so upset over? your friends?
>gf: no its not even about them anymore
>me: well what is it then?
>gf: never fucking mind, just forget it
>girlfriend stomps away to bedroom
>can hear her talking trash on the phone to her friends

For the most part our relationship is good, 4+ years going strong.

But she never lets me be upset and stressed.

EVERY FUCKING TIME I GET BENT OUT OF SHAPE, SHE HAS TO BE MAD ABOUT ME BEING MAD.

Like seriously, then i find myself tending to her while im dealing with my own shit all by myself later.

Fuck man, bitches really do never mature past 16 years old, they are forever selfish children in their heads.

>>677653034
my sister was like that completely emotionally cut off, then her husband thought it would be a good idea to get her to see a therapist... did not end well. my advice to you, if things are going okay between you and her then leave it be. i guess people like that are like that for a reason, don't try changing them

>>677653534

> She's kind of dumb, and who the hell doesn't like the taste of water?

same shit as mine /b/ro

>or help make you feel better,

mine doesn't even fucking try, she gets angry if something's wrong or if we don't talk about her for more than 5 minutes

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>>677646619
>Be me
>parents hate me for dating an asian
> Not sure if she's genuine about her feelings

She is the perfect cute blonde type of girl, like 7/10 at least and
>We see each other everyday, but fuck once in a week if i'm lucky
>Fuck in missionary only, nothing else most of the time
>She lacs of self confidence and sometimes I act as if I were her mom
>Her dad is a douchebag, so when I don't listen to what she's saying she feels as if I were a douchebag
>Her friends are stupid stoners and they don't like me
>Sex is so boring, sometimes I fap when she's at home

>>677647758
>poor, hardcore christians

dude, a good humble christian girl... you don't see that every day. my goal in life is to find a nice amish girl who has never heard of TV/Internet/Magazines and marry that bitch.

she's like depressed and shit and I don't know how to deal with that kind of stuff

>>677653641
Yup, that's the way it is.

>>677653641
man, this is emotional abuse. you need to stop tolerating the behaviour or you will get a nervous breakdown. when she acts like this, just ignore her and wait until she gets back to her senses and appologise

>>677653789
Exactly

>>677653789
same as me bro!
see ->>>677653641

>>677653641
im guessing shes pretty hot if youre putting up with all that shit

>>677653497
she looks like she bangs truckers

Every time I look at her, the only thing that comes to mind is, " You're eating again? Really?"

Bitch, just because you got a man doesn't mean it's OK to pack on 20 pounds in the course of a year.

>>677653990
>just ignore her
you've never been in a relationship, have you? i'm telling you right now, that shit does not work. if she's angry and wants to talk to you about being angry she will follow you around the house no matter where you go. literally have to drive off, and turn off your phone, to get her to stop bothering you

>>677654247
Hell, mine is, water though, seriously.

>>677653641
I was crazy in love with a girl like that
Once I decided I didn't care anymore
I started laughing and telling her I didn't care when she was upset
I begun telling her when something was not OK and I stopped being beta with her
She told me it was a good thing and that she knew she was abusing me a bit
She leaved me 2 months later.
(2 yr relationship)
Go and be alpha, maybe she'll leave, but you'll still be ALPHA

She never cleans up after herself or throws anything away.
She often leaves food out too.

>>677654048
>>677654238

glad you guys can agree. it's complete bullshit, straight up what this guy said
>>677653990

but to be honest, idk how you guys feel, but I just always get right back around to falling right in her palm treating her like a fucking god and blaming myself for actually caring about my own feelings

>>677654630
Aw man, leave that shit, it ain't good for you

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>>677653990
>apologize

i used to apologize to her a lot, then one day i felt like a tool, so i told her im not going to apologize about everything and that she needs to stop wearing her feelings on her sleeves.

She didnt like that.

And honestly, all that bullshit about " girl like a man in charge " IS UTTER FUCKING BULLSHIT.

They will kick and scream and accuse you of all manner of things if you even so much a suggest something about her she needs to change.

>>677654247
shes alittle chub, about 160, she is pretty thought, like that girl next door type of pretty, she tries to be deep and bohemian like, but deep down she was spoiled by daddy.

No matter how hard she tries to deny it.

>>677647879
Same for me
And she doesn't like cunnilingus that much

I realy want to fuck another bitch, but I really don't know if I'm ok with cheating....

Nearly six years together, and I'm lucky if I get to see her twice a week. Sometimes I don't get to see her for a month at a time. It's not totally her fault since we go to different schools and because of work, but quite frankly, she just doesn't make any time for me.

She's gotten better about it recently, but the reasoning just pisses me off more. She noticed another couple (mutual friends) spend way more time together, and only then did she think "maybe we don't spend enough time together." Bitch, I got tired of saying that shit two years ago, how the hell did this not occur to you until now?

>>677654556
this

Also if you ignore her, she will find someone else to talk to.

Like your handsome older brother, who just happens to be a " great listener "

>>677653641
she could have easily hung out with them not at your house. jesus fucking christ im glad my gf isn't a bitch.

I don't hate her at all, but here are some of her flaws:
constant talking
anger issues. she destroyed her computer, because it was working slowly. She even attacked me once for no reason, cried and apologised for hours later
Almost no sex drive

>>677655040
thats the problem then dude, spoiled chicks are the fucking worse anyways i guess just keep working at it and hope she changes

>>677646619
Been with my girlfriend for around four years.
She used to be a really shitty person (and I've told her that a few times).
A while ago I stopped putting up with her bullshit and since then shit has been better.
But now, because things were initially fucking shit, I'm pretty sure she's still being a shitty person and just hiding it better.

tl;dr - Scared I'll find out my gf is fucking around and kill her with a claw hammer.

>>677655353
those are pretty major flaws, man.

>>677647025
leave her, faggot
>>677647162
leave her, faggot
>>677647241
ask her why she doesn't use your dick instead, faggot
>>677647704
leave this site, faggot
>>677647758
quit being an edgy faggot
neither does the vast majority of the population, books are dead
are you retarded?
stop masturbating
women are useless, get used to it
do you want pussy or not?
first actual complaint
>>677648430
I have the same plan, except I think mine's a keeper
>>677648532
wymyns gonna wymyn
>>677648727
leave her, faggot
>>677648909
leave her, faggot
>>677649205
no such thing as best years

Gentlemen of /b/ and indeed, the world,

Stop mating with and courting women that are not women. You both dilute the gene pool and contribute to a society that actively values being a landwhale over being well taken care of. SJWs, for instance, are going to change their tune really fucking quickly when literally no one with a Y chromosome wants to be inside her. Hold yourselves to higher standards. For your sake and that of your /b/rothers.

Sincerely,
Anon

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>>677654629
>tells you she is glad you turned alpha
>leaves you anyway

They are fucking pants-on-head-retarded.

Like i said earlier, they never fucking mature past 16 years old.

Why no move the age of legal sex to 16? its not like them or their pussy is maturing anymore?

May as well start fucking them early, atleast we could get something good out of that bullshit.

>>677654556
depends on the way you do it - attitude is 90% of the deal - do not try to overdo-it like a macho or under-do-it like a chicken. with the right and logical attitude you can convince her that she is just acting. and yes, i did have some gf so far, so speaking from experience

>>677655657
Holy autism, Batman! Dude... how virgin you are? Like on a scale of 1 to basement-dwelling neckbeard?

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>>677647807
Psychopath detected!

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>Be me
>parents hate me for dating an asian
> She knows.jpg
> Not sure if she's genuine about her feelings
> Get cockblocked by her crazy friend almost every time (we both still live at home)
What do /b/?

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>implying

>>677655574
I'm only worried about her getting aggresive sometimes.
About those other things, all girls talk all the time. And I still have sex whenever I want, she just doesn't enjoy it like she used to.

>>677646619
Because I have no idea what she is thinking, one day she's amazing the next day she dsn't talk to me (etc)

Lives in a different state at the moment, gonna fly down in june. Other than that, no complaints.

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>>677655322
But she wanted to show off her new tv ( i bought ) and drink fucking moscato and talk about shit she has or will never do...

And its funny because i over hear their talking,

Women are so fucking shallow, their gossip never goes any deeper than surface level.

Men make best friends for like, and make memories and have deep conversations about life and its issues.

Women constantly talk about shallow shit, i dont believe any women is actually friends with any other women.

>>677655668
Being a Frenchfag
Sexual majority is 15 yr and 3 months
And I think it's 14 yr for german nazi fags

Also it's been a year since she dumped me, and she still wants to keep contact

>>677654675
stop being impulsive, think about what she is doing with a clear head and explain her that is just a game she is playing and that game is stressing you out. shee needs to be compasionate and not just a tool that uses you when she needs it

>>677653497
Blowing up her fb now what a slut

>>677655945
>>677653797

why you posting 2 times
>Tell your parents the STFU
or
>Pass 18

>>677656062
>she just doesn't enjoy it like she used to.
i got news bro, she never did. just faked it to make you feel good about "rocking her world". women will do this... a lot

>>677654767
see
>>677656264

>>677646619
She is a little bit to shy but thats nothing we couldn't work out

>>677655294
jesus dude fucking break up with her if you only see her once a month, like how the fuck are you even really dating at that point. She obviously doesn't really care. Just because it's been 6 years doesn't mean you have some obligation to stick around. Plus she's probably banging dudes at her school when you aren't around.

dubs get is ez. look pro.

She's a fucking selfish crack whore who won't give it up. She's 17 and a good shag though

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She has no libido.

She won't suck my cock because apparently my precum tastes bad

>>677656376
No man, she lost her sex drive, because she was raped. I know you gonna say she fucked some Chad and just told me it was a rape, but nope, it was a legit rape.

pro dubs getter here. yw

>>677653641
>>gf: so you dont even care if im upset huh?
kek. girls always like to break this one out when an argument isn't going their way.

If I don't care about their feelings anymore and am done with them I always say "not really"

>>677656775
Get out now
My gf said the same thing
Then she had an excuse to stop fucking me
Then she had an excuse to stop being my gf

why ?
first thing i think of when i wake up is she
last thing i think of when i go to bad is she
she is always on my mind. always
i would do everything for her.
yet she has no problem with no texting me for 2 or 3 days
or responding to my text after 10, 20 or 40 minutes
i am the one who waits, when she is chating with her friends
god sometimes i wish i had accepted being forever alone and never left my room. This is torture.

>>677647494
Youre underage right.?

>>677646619
cuz she is a total bitch, only with her so i have place to stay. tho fuking regullary other pussies when i tour with bend so, i cant complain too much

>>677646619
she is a faggot

>>677656784
how do you know it was "legit" did you see it go down? damn dude, you sound gullible as fuck

>>677653688
I love her. She says she has emotions, they are just extremely repressed and small. She says she has to amplifly them 10 fold to make people comfortable. She has good intentions. Its just strange. Makes her feel like an outcast.

>>677656264
You think that shit really works

The ole " Firm hand " routine eh?

I got news for you, unless you are dating a submissive Asian or some shit, this doesnt work either.

Women are very good at the game, in most cases they have already won,

They are also very good at making you look like a complete asshole to her and everyone around you.

So if you are going to go this way, be prepared for a lot of crybaby bullshit about how mean you are.

You think they will recognize this as you being a firm man and thank you for, well think again, they are immature, and they will never see it this way.

They will NEVER let you win.

By any means necessary

>>677656977

You are a betafag, case closed

She is extremely shy most of the time about everything. At parties she never interacts with anyone. Sex is lame and she doesn't want me to talk to her parents about getting married cause she is afraid of them and their reaction. Sex sucks cause I cannot even turn on the lights while at it cause she gets nervous.

>>677646619
I was myself when I got to know my gf while dating so she is pretty awesome
She fucks every day
She insists on cooking for me
I never have to clean
She doesn't even like walking through doors before me
She has never complained except when I brought up the topic of me helping her with things around the house
She wants none of it

>>677646619
She wants to marry and have a family. Did i mentioned that shes 18 yo.?

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Thank you for this thread. I'm mad lurking and learning from the trials and tribulations of the hopeless romantics of the world. I have accepted that I will probably die alone, but its threads like these that show me the bright side of the situation. Here's to seeing the good in life.

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>>677656459
she is prolly some nerdy geek bitch who isnt very pretty but still gets off on treating anon like shit so she can pretend she can lead men around like the pretty girls.

And the aforementioned anon is just that desperate.

>>677657146
Meh, I don't need to prove anything, and you don't need to believe me.

>>677657394

Things that never happened:

-that

>>677657573
nope, don't gotta prove nothing to me, but i still think you're gullible as fuck

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>>677656784
You poor naive bastard.

I can almost hear her speaking through you, through this pc monitor.

>>677657362
Same dude
When she was growing up her dad worked for the United Natios
She has lived in over 20 countries and is amazingly well cultured because of it

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>>677656971
I know. Its fucked up.

I get to the point where i look at her and tell her to " please go away from me right now "

Then she panics and thinks im really going to leave her.

Then she is so nice and manipulating, i know its a trick....

But a blowjob is a blowjob brother

>>677656784

Holy shit same bullshit story from girls all over the world

Goddamn

Let me guess. One night at a party, some Chad dude "reminded her of her dad and she needed to have sex with him but it didnt mean anything"

>>677657608
Not true
Her name is sue
I have been with her for almost two years

Sorry tha you don't have an awesome gf

I'm in friend zone and it sucks balls.

>>677656977
I remember highschool shit like this.

they never change from how they act in highschool.

They just get older and get to be teenagers with cars, alcohol and money, your money.

>>677657322
there is a game only if you play it. there is no routine, I am saying just try to be logical and do not be impulsive. give her all reasons why she is just playing a game and after a few/more arguments, she will come to her senses. with time, she will know the routine, so she will see that the sentimental bullying is working less and less and give it up to rare occasions.

i am not selling you anything here, it comes down to the one that convinces the other. if you have reason on your side, it will be easier to win.

>>677655294
>>677656977
the worst part is that she gives you the feeling of not being immportant.
when you love someone, you seek and find time for him. its easy.

>>677651246
Not your "best friend", and you should leave your girlfriend. Most likely cheating on the side.

That seals the deal, then. My son will be named Chad Thundercock. May his sexual conquests be plenty and his gains be 'mired.

>>677658283
I've fucked every female friend I have. It ruined the friendships. And once you fuck them, it's like 'meh' :/ Nothing special. Time for You to start friendzoning women. and don't fuck them. Keep them as friends.

>>677651246

Holy fuck you deserve to get cheated on you fuckface

>>677658218
>>677657816
>>677657608
You may believe what you want, but I know EXACTLY where, when and with who she was that night. She was returning home from our mutual friend (female). As soon as I entered home (I was working till 12 PM in a restaurant) I found her crying on kitchen floor. Medical checks agreed that she was vaginally and anally raped.

>>677657573
>she was raped
>how do you know?
>i dont have to prove anything to you

YOU BROUGHT IT UP YOU FUCKING GULLIBLE FAGGOT.

Clearly she fucked a dude, then told you it was rape, then told all her friends to tell you this as well.

This actually happened to me once.

>>677658997

Sounds fishy

>>677646619
This might seem petty, but she is always down for sex but never want to cuddle or kiss.

Sometimes, I just want to cuddle instead of banging her brains out.

WHY ARE YOU GUYS WITH THESE WOMEN IF YOU HATE OR EVEN MILDLY DISLIKE THEM? jfc.

>>677658997
lmao, you poor cuck

>>677656230
she's such a child man, I feel sorry for you. The chances she grows up any time soon are probably nil.
I agree with your last few points too.

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>>677659166
Does she have a feminine penis?

>>677646619

Because she never talks to me she always goes out with her friends. Shes got me raising HER DAUGHTER. And I'm starting to think she might be a stripper. Everytime we spend time together shes glued to her fucking phone

But oh nooo the minute I get pissed or end up leaving her she gets all boo-hoo emotional and clingly desperate to keep me around and how much she really "loves me" and how we're a "family"

>HA shes cucking you

My one insurance policy on her is I make her wear Chasity belts and I have the only set of key.

>But shes probably blowing guys

That maybe but at least I own that pussy

>You're a meal ticket HA BETA FAGGOT

Shes a nurse and is getting her masters in it. She don't need me for a meal ticket.

I just I dunno what the fuck her problem is.

>>677658997

She fucked Chad, then she called her girlfriends complaining about what a mistake she made and how she is gonna lose her boyfriend.

I know! I'll tell him i was raped.

She never filed a police complaint, did she?

>>677659516
She did.

>>677659427
No, but after we started banging tye cuddling stopped.

>>677659455
>Shes got me raising HER DAUGHTER

stopped reading there. get cucked.

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>>677658411
>reasoning

you forget we are talking about beings, who are biologically wired in both hemispheres of their brain to be dramatic and nurturing.

Let me know how that works out for you doctor Phil.

>>677659455

Previously, on /b/'s Tales of a pathetic cuck

>>677655825
except he's right.

i waited till now (11 pm here) that she finaly text me first. nothing
i am going to sleep
i dont want to beg for love anymore. fuck it, screw it, i am more lonely with her then i am alone. Some people are not meant to find someone. i am not meant to find someone. good night fellow anons....

>>677656459
I see her once a week, anon. Sometimes as in there have been times when I had to wait a month before we could hang out. And I'm 99% sure she doesn't cheat. And you might be thinking, "that's stupid, all women cheat, you're a cuck, etc.," but I honestly think she's too much of a spazz and a dumbass to successfully cheat, even if she wanted to. Girl wouldn't see a chance to fuck another guy if he slapped her with his cock. Besides, we love each other and talk on the phone everyday. <3

>>677658448
Fucking hell, this. I used to get really mad whenever she said she was too busy with family, friends, or cheerleading (don't ask, it was a very stupid time in our lives) to hang out, and that would just start fights because she thinks I want her to spend all her time on me. There's a god damn difference between neglecting all other responsibilities for one person and dedicating time to a relationship.

>>677659455
>raising your gf's child that isn't yours while she goes with friends and ignores you

holy fuck how do you not realize how pathetic you are good god.

>>677659661
>>677659746

Her baby daddy committed suicide

>>677660088
hold to your guns, clear you head as much as possible. do a little work out routine and take a shower. drink lots of fluids. CLEAR YOU MIND. THINK LOGICALLY. STICK TO YOUR GUNS. may the force be with you.

>>677660278

I do legit feel bad for the kid she reminds me of my little sister and plus like I said in this post>>677660322

The dad killed himself.

I dunno maybe I am pathetic.

>>677660210
>if only I had a dollar for every time I got laid by slapping a girl with my cock.

>>677660322
Yikes
Also
>nice dubs

>>677657322
This. All of my this.
Every time I turned around my ex gf made this happen.
It didn't help that she's a tiny Asian and I'm a buff black dude either. That fucked me over a lot.

>>677660531
No. You're just a good man. Maybe even too good for her. Don't let her walk on you. Keep your witts about ya.

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>>677659366
Well yeah childish

As men who want to be in a relationship with any woman, you will first have to understand that you will be courting and tending to essentially a child.

Nature gave them the roll of nurturer. So maturing past that roll wasnt necessary.

Men play the roll of everything else.
agriculture, economics, building homes, hunting food, setting laws and grounds rules

ITT: Sexist men who are trying desperately to justify hating women.

This is just a big fat misogynist circle jerk god damn, I feel bad for 80% of your girlfriends.

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>>677660665
NIGGGGGGGGGEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>>677660828
BAIT BAIT BAIT
BAIT BAIT BAIT
BAIT BAIT BAIT
BAIT BAIT BAIT
BAIT BAIT BAIT

>>677649035
>>677651716
Every fucker knows that feel

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>>677660858
Have a pic of her ass. Git gud m8

>>677660665
I would imagine its twice as bad for an intelligent black man to have a decent relationship when he actually wants it.

>>677660760
Except they can't even handle that one fucking role anymore.

>>677660583
>>677660751

I've left her so many times but she comes crawling to me like a goddamn baby sucking on a boob. Shes like a fucking tick, once shes in she dosen't let go. But the minute everything goes back to normal shes back to ignoring me and partying and being her usual self. Every time I try to communicate like a normal human being she acts like I don't exist. I dunno, personally I think she never got over her baby daddies death.

>Dude Hung himself with steel wire out of grief for his at the time mother and little brother who were both killed in a car accident.

>MFW the nigger that killed them was also died on scene of alcohol poisoning

>>677659725
as long you can teach various pets tricks, you can also teach an illogical being to refrain from certain activities as it consumes her more energy than the things she gains. anyway, me not an expert, whatever floats your boat

>>677661671
Yeah, and thats our fualt.

generations of men raised by women.

I see all these little noodly armed pale dudes walking around all feminized.

Somewhere down the line, our fore fathers walked out on their wives/girlfriends and their children

and that bitter resentment has manifested into these stupid whores who take everything for granted and spit out babys knowing their grandma will watch them while they are out slutting it up.

sigh.

>>677661671
Well, what do you call putting on pajamas and throwing a Disney movie into the DVD player then? They're great nurturers. They always care about your problems, they always listen to your troubles. They never complain after you come home from a long day of work. They never want to talk about themselves or their friends or a what Barbara said to Joanne oh you'll never believe what she said.

>>677661621
Dude, you have no idea.
Working on my masters, she would just start shit just to do it.
>Why did you buy those duck eggs?
>What the fuck is wrong with you? Why do you go the the gym over comforting me?
>The girl checked you out, call her ugly now! You're such a fucking asshole for not doing it
>You are choosing homework over me? I bet a white man would know how to comfort his woman

Not to mention she would grab me, and hit me like I was her kid. I'm buff I can take it. But when I pull away from her, I did it too rough, and she claimed that I shoved her.

>>677662142
inb4 u get called a sexist pig lmao

>>677646619
I am single but I few to hate each of by exes because they're fucking annoying and I didn't feel like giving them attention all the time because relationships bore me really fast. Pain in the ass.

All you dipshits in a relationship with a chick who doesn't pay you enough attention are wasting time not dumping the whore
She will more than likely (75%) dump you at some point in the next year I you don't

She is only dating the idea of a boyfriend not you
Does she bring up marriage or other dreams of hers that sound like she could just replace you with random new guy #018 and still be happy because her dream came true?

Get out now because she doesn't care about you for you
She cares about you for her

i dont hate her, just i dont know if i want to be in relationship at the moment

>>677656976
same here

>>677655353
Are we dating the same grill?

>>677662142
confirm the last part, caught gf red-handed, forwarded the messages to her mother just to see her reaction, did not get any and she behaved as this was expected and normal for her daughter....

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>>677662271
>throwing in a disney dvd

This shit right here.

i grew up with a tough as nails mama, she raised 6 kids with our dad, she locked us outside for hours a day and let us drink from the water hose.

Gave us time to explore nature, interact and learn social cues from other people and learn how to make friends and girlfriends.

Then when i was 17 my uncle married one of these women,

Just shuts them up with Nik Jr. or some disney dvd and some apple juice and animal crackers.

Now my cousins are literally all FUCKED up now that they are teenagers.

>>677646619
She's a liar, she always want to decide for herself and never listen, i hate her because of her past, she went sleeping around without even committing into a relationship, what a whore...
She was a slut. Even worse she'e my first.

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>>677662493
Hat to say it... This.
>>677662291
These arguments happened because she wanted to change me into her idea of a perfect family and a perfect life. I left her, and she replaced me literally the next day.

Pic related.

>>677662142
> feminized guys
i gave my son this to read, so it doesn't happen to him :
http://therationalmale.com/

>>677662142
Yeah that's why I always feel bad after trashing women. Its too easy almost. The problem lies on both sides of the field. Remember all those "fetch me a sandwich" jokes 5-10 years ago? Now they subliminally won't even make shit for dinner because of the negative connotation that was created. I don't pretend to know much on the subject but I have my theories.

>>677646619
I have been hangin here on 4chan for years, still no gf....

>>677662291
So whats that catch?

why are you still fucking around with this crazy chink?

>>677646964
/thread

>>677662927
i think the lack of cooking skills began 40 yrs ago, frankly

>>677662457
it may be sexist, but its true.

>>677646619
I just honestly am losing so much interest in her personality over time


When she does things
Sometime all I can do is harshly criticize her in my head, I don't get my disdain though

She's been abused, and me leaving her would wreck her

But I dated her right after the end of her abuse, like she escaped that situation

But her long history of that bullshit kinda left her with shitty taste and no substance

Just brokenness

shes basically a mirror of my personality

I kinda am just faking it
And I can't decide if I'm into it or not

And I'm just really freaked out by what the repercussions would be

And if I broke it off
I'd see her around campus all the time plus her only friends are my friends

>>677662889
My gf never shut up about marriage
As soon as she dumpe me she was married within 4 months to some sad soul

And it all started with a
> Not tonight babe

>>677662837

mine too. did you find a way to handle this? what age is she?

>>677663252
you only live twice

>>677662920
thats admirable.

But kids dont read these days.

well atleast nothing thats not tumblr feminazi bullshit and facebook

>>677660088
Quad dubs too.

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>>677663144
I'm not.
>>677662889

She's either a clingy, over the hill frumpy Canadian bore fest who Is dying of terminal cervical cancer.

Or she's a clingy, over the hill, frumpy, Canadian bore fest whose lying about her condition to make me stay.

Either way I'm looking for a new gf

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>>677662825
Yeah, its true. Nobody is raising their fucking kids. They made spanking illegal, so no discipline. They cut down on bullying so that your kid can become a faggot without repercussions. They're autistic, anti-social, depressed and disconnected from reality because they're raised on fucking ipads, dvds, and iphones.

I tell yah man. Once I'm finally rich I'm going to a small Hungarian town. I'm going to meet a nice, poor, humble Hungarian woman who will stay at home and raise the children, home-schooled, with minimal technology. The dream.

>>677663730
>Whose

Haha! Disregard that I suck cocks

>>677663252

exact same situation here..
does she have any hobbies or friends though?

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Dumping my ex. She wasn't perfect, but that ass is fairly good for an asian.

>>677662927
>>677663210

Not one gf i have been with in my entire 26 years on this planet has cooked me a home cooked meal.

Accept my mother and grandmother, they are the last of a dying breed.

We totally missed out on that generation.

FUCK

I watch cooking shows and study recipes and i am the chef in my house.

FUCK

Women are even slobs now, men used to be the slobs, now every girl i see has a disgusting bedroom and a disgusting car..

FUCK

I am apparently well domesticated compared to all these whores.

>>677663893

Please, I swear to god, you need to kill yourself. Please do it right this very second. Go outside, and kill yourself. Do it with whatever you can.

3DPD

She has to have pillows absolutely everywhere, drives me insane. Spend so much time taking the things off then putting them back on...1st world

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>>677647879
same here /b/ro

>tfw I'm still with my first gf and never gotten a bj in my life

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she is not sucking mah dick right now
that's why I'm on /b/

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>>677664404
No worries, a friend of my ex's hadn't got laid in 5 years, and his girlfriend doesn't believe in makeup, dressing nice or anything. And he had to drive 200 miles a day to pick her up from school and has never as much seen her boobs or anything.

There is much worse than you.

>>677664116
>autistic, anti-social, depressed and disconnected

look someone he was talking about replied

>>677664116
But he is right you fucking deluded tumblr feminazi

Shit is not right anymore, we are going against our nature.

We are fucked.

No woman in america is worth the bullshit anymore.


neither is any of these new age faggoty men.

>>677663524
i feel for you bro...
it tears my heart apart just thinking about it.
No solution for now, just be happy that you two have got something beautiful for now...
She's 16. What about you???

>>677664819
The whole internet is bullshit nowadays.

>>677664644
Look at how she stares into that little window of self destruction, comparing her self to the rest of them, planting seeds of jealousy and hate in her heart, making her act irrational and hateful.

Iphone?

More like Ihate

>>677664069
+1, i hoped with age they will learn to cook something... guess who is cooking now... not her, you've guessed

there is very little, if not marginal use for a woman, if she does not know or she is not passionate about anything and she just goes to work and comes back home. even having a conversation is boring when she cannot give any valuable input

>>677664069
I date a woman 25 year my senior

She asks o cook me dinner every night

Then again she is Arabic and has travelled the world
I'm a white ameican
Before her I hadn't even satin curry before
Shit is so cash

If you fellas want a woman who will worship you every day find an Arab

>>677664027
I mean the thing is she doesn't really have any viable skills

She's likes water coloring, and poetry
She's not the best, but that doesn't really matter


You know how girls have friends, but they're shitty and fake

I mean she just has some shallow fucks,
She would be alone with the break up

It would all be a little easier is she was more attractive, but it's my fault really, I rushed into the relationship

But I should have enough pride to not let myself deceive her, and make up my mind

>>677664644
Post moar

>>677659516

>Rape kit says she was raped

>Hurr she wasnt raped lel ur a cuck lelele

Fuck off nigger, kill yourself.

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>>677665085
She always compared herself to other women. She is easily the best looking girl I have ever dated, and yet You wouldn't know it by hanging out with her.

She sometimes doesn't wash her pussy and ass real well, one of those girls that think standing in the shower with water running down her back is good enough to wash her ass. Sometimes if i fuck her doggy i get a whiff, or going down on her can be a gamble. I have almost left her because of it.

Tells people too much

>>677665610
This is my nightmare

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>>677646619
Cause she's not the one I want, anyway I'll keep her cause she's good

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>>677646619
I don't i love her with all my heart and soul... shame she's not actually my girlfriend

>>677665610
Have you tried talking to her about it, do it for her sake, hygiene man

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>>677665610
I feel your pain bro
>>677665553

>>677646619
Shee tries to downplay my psychiatric problems. I know she is just trying to make me feel better about myself, but it feels very invalidating.
Also we have only had sex like 6 times in the last 2 years and I'm a bit salty about it.

married, so wife not gf...
i only get sex once a week because she says its too thick and it hurts her. it should make me feel manly or something but it just makes me horny all the time and left wanting somebody who really appreciates fat cock and will play with it all the time. does that even exist?

>>677647807
Shit I went to school with Naive his dick is 9inchs bro.

I don't, we see each other almost every day but after 2 years both of us still have never gotten bored of each other. It doesn't really feel like a gf, more like a best friend, we're the same in every little way, she's fits with every little shitty detail of my personality, we've never even had a real argument. It's also my first 'real' relationship. It scares me sometimes to see how much we fit together, it's cheesy to say but it really feels like we're made for eachother.

This thread needs to be relabeled cuck complaints

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>>677647807
Yep.
Know that feel.
>>677660665

>>677666115
Please just hold on to this if you're happy. I thought I had the same but she dumped me out of the blue one day and it fucking sucks.

>>677666115
there is no such thing. you are obviously biased. when you will get back to reality you will see that the small issues are not that small.

>>677666297
i must say, she has the perfect amount of chub on her her, she is sexy and curvy. and that ass....hnnng..

Prolly not worth personality its hanging off from though eh?

>>677655308
sounds like youve been through some shit

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>>677647879
dump her

>>677664917

i talked about it with her, she said that she had no self esteem and all the dudes wanting to fuck her gave her more self esteem. i can understand it a little.
i think i satisfy her very well, but sometimes just the thought bothers me that i just her 20somethings dude...
been together for a year now

>>677666515
Well, I realize this. But as long as she loves me, and I love her, I don't really care. I'm really happy with my life right now, mainly because of her.

>>677665923
I dont even know how to approach the subject, i was my junk like im gonna have to use it as an eating utensil. Sometimes she is fine, fresh as can be, sometimes ill even get her in the shower or bath and wash her like its a game...........then when my guard is down lol BAM! I love her to bits been together 5 years, but i have had serious thoughts about cutting my losses.

She constantly insults me

>>677666575
Yeah, its kinda fucked up.

Every girl that i really wanted, she hung around my house all the time and led me on because she wanted my older brother.

Then a few years ago, every girl MY younger brother wanted, did the same to him and wanted to fuck me.

Fucking women are monsters man...