>>677612483
reply to cancerous threads

>>677613250
>my native language isn't even english
Leave this site at once

I also do this, don't know why. :D

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>>677614266
checked

>>677612483
Thats normal I do the same thing since most of my language interraction is in english

>>677612483
I do a barrel roll

>>677613820
Respond to wrong post.
>leave this site at once.

Pick my nose and eat it.

You couldn't pay me to touch a spider. Even a dead spider.

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Prentend to be a black thug in the shower. Am whiter than snow.

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>>677612483
I sit on toilet like this when I take poops.

I'm waiting for the day when the porcelain shatters beneath me and fucks my butt.

>>677612483
I do the same thing

>>677614766
me too sometimes

>>677612483
Why is this considered retarded? I do this all the time aswell English I clearly a superiour language to Swedish?

>>677614766
Check'd

>>677612483
What is your shitty third world first language, op?

>>677614788
Check'd

When im like working or doing shit around the house i just talk in gibberish and make random fucking noises

>>677612483

I sing with my headphones on while I walk around sometimes when I walk, when I think nobody is around.

>>677615025
Norwegian

>>677615023
Predika, neger.

i pop my zits and eat the white stuff that comes out

>>677615079
I do this shit too. I typically am naked while I do it also. To add to this I also do random dance moves n' shit.

Sometimes I think in someone else's voice.

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>>677615154
No the fuck you dont

>>677612483
When I'm doing weird shit.

I'll sometimes think someone I know is watching me from my mind.

For example...
Like, sometimes I can't even take a shit because it feels like a kid I knew back in high school is watching me from my mind.

>>677612483
I'm Russian and I do this all the time since I'm an American wannabe and have sold my motherland for hamburger.

>>677615210
That's exactly what i do as well.

>>677614646
He left

>>677612483
Oh man. I remembered when I was a kid.
When I was really tired I used to sneak of to bed without brushing my teeth.

>>677615697
FREAK

>>677615130
Don't they start teaching all of you Nordics English from when you are little kids anyway?
It's similar to English anyway I think

>>677612483
I do it to practice my accent.
Also, it sounds cooler when you are playing out scenarios in your head. My native language just sounds awkward when you are pretending to be a tough guy.

>>677615838
Yeah since i was 5

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>>677612483

>>677615884
Why bother with your native language? Wouldn't it just be easier to learn English as your primary and another, more widely spoken language as a second?

>>677615395
Not the guy you replied to, but I still do it. My zits are not that big, and usually the white thingy is as big as sesame seeds (and have a texture like it too)

Sometimes I think niggers are okay.

i use my hands and feet when running up stairs, only on certain places

I sometimes act like im in a sitcom when im home alone

I mirror image my porn images to prolong the novelty. It's the same picture, but reversed.

>>677616311
dude thats disgusting

>>677616143
Yeah i guess, It would be cool if English was the primary language

I used to wet toilet paper into a ball in school bathrooms and throw them at the ceiling.

I blow on animals in pet shops to make them move.

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>>677616627
I too, did that. And when people were inside a booth shitting i threw wet paper balls into their stall that landed on them

I steal people's mail, carefully open and read them, and then put them back in the next night

>>677615488
Kek

When I was 10, I got into trouble for drawing nipples on pictures of women in school library books with felt tip pen

>>677616888
Learn anything interesting?

>>677616715
It's not the gust of air that does it. It's your horrible fucking breath.

>>677617054
He learnt how to get trips.

>>677617054
mostly junk mails and bank statements, but there's this one time a guy ordered a dildo or something and it comes with a coupons for a discount for all sex toys from said company. I also collect pizza coupons because most people don't use them anyway.

>>677612483
I do the same in French. Unfortunately my French is extremely limited.

I leave the tap running when I shit

>>677615488
Беженец с политача детектед кек.

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>>677617626
Get the fuck out.

>>677612483
Browse 4chan on a regular basis.

>>677614691
You eat your nose?

If I'm walking in a crowded area and realize that I'm going the wrong way, I pretend to check my phone or pat down my pockets before turning around.

>>677615023
BARE

Message my crush even though she doesnt reply

>>677616528
Bare ta å stikk til England da din forbannede hanrei.

When i'm alone i pretend to be in some sort of science fiction/fantasy universe and fighting monsters and shit.
If i ever get caught doing this i would die.

>>677617771
The contents of it.

>>677615901
How about a warning before you spook people?

Every now and then when I'm really horny I'll suck the tip of my dick

I can bend over just enough to reach my dong and lick it. It also helps my dick is 8 inches

The pro of being a tall big dicked moffacka

>>677612483
I do that too. English has some words that my native language doesnt have. Also it lacks of some words that my native language has. So i alternate between the two.
It's pretty funny because when i'm drunk i forgot that and sometimes i speak english out of the blue and my friends are like wtf

I floss my teeth and then smell the floss whenever stuff comes out

>>677617991
>autism

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>>677618099
Ever cum in your own mouth?

I used to wear eyeliner when I was a male emo

>>677615127
>I walk around sometimes when I walk
edgy mf

wr1t1in9 l1k3 th1s

>>677615079
>>677615210
>>677616340
>>677617991
shit, I do this shit all the time, it's one of the benefits of living by yourself. Will havu full blown conversation to myself about imaginary scenarios all the time.

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>>677615453

>>677618275
You shouldnt have been born. Shame on your parents.

>>677618197
Nah. I precum a lot so I've tasted my spank enough to know that id rather it go in my girls mouth

>>677618275
n0¶€

i talk to myself
i say ''niger'' lots of times
dance randomly
scream for no reason
>niger
NIGER

I used to be homoskeptic and find gays disgusting.

I like them now.

>be 12
>be a poorfag
>forced to sleep in the same room as my siblings
>siblings are annoying
>fart inside my sheets
>fart smells aweful
>use my sheets as a fan to "send" the fart to them
>enjoy how they shut up as to minimize their use of air
>sleep tight

>>677618617
Faggot trap loving bitch

>>677618521
>Niger
You mean, NIGGER?!!!???

>>677612483
Use finger nails as tooth pick

>>677618793
yeah yeah , same shit

>>677612483
So I am not the only one doing this?
Good.

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>>677612483
My inner monologue has an English accent. Not English.

>>677615079
Me too. I usually do this when I masturbate tho. I'll make little noises like squeaking and car noises, and then when I cum I make Star Wars blaster rifle sounds

<8888

>>677618909
Please be real.

>>677617791
Sweet mother of Jesus thank God I'm not the only one. I'm guilty of doing this on my bike when I took a wrong turn

>>677618341
I do this.
Conversing with myself actually led to me having a breakthrough on an custom analytics project, which landed me my current 5-year support contract for a certain east-coast municipal entity.

>>677612483
I've got a never-ending fantasy story in my head since I was 7 and whenever I'm bored I create new pieces. Do this shit every night until i fall asleep

I used to wear a flak vest, an MK VI helmet and roam in my house holding a deactivated M72LAW.

I try to change my parent's mind about some delicate topics (aka homophobia and things like that). Now call me SJW.

I built some trenches 2 meters deep on a shore

When I take a shit, I talk to myself as if I'm making a youtube video. Typically about trucks like I'm on some redneck car show.

I always go to bed in boxers and t shirt but once a week I always wake up naked and I can't remember undressing.

Thinking in english and german at the same time
Picking my nose and eating the stuff i got out
Picking my belly button and eating the stuff inside
Picking my ears and eating the earwax

I remember in high school we had to pick a song that described us well, but I stayed home. I don't know why but years later often I find myself looking for the right song to describe me and think I'm playing it to my class.

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>>677618099
6 inches here, I can reach far enough to give myself dome...

You should try harder.

>>677618617
Same

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I sometimes pretend to be retarded so i might maybe get a glimpse of how they think

>>677612483 this is pretty retarded
https://youtu.be/dZu7_z7SDEQ

>>677612483
I don't think thinking in a foreign language is useless. I thought in Spanish when I studied it in high school, it's just a way of reinforcing the material.

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>>677612483
Congratulations, you are autistic and a rich fucker

>>677612483
i says
"god fucking grace"
"fucking shit"
fukishima (fuck-u -seema)(source:TMZ)
goddamn it
GOD

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>>677618903
My inner monologue wants me to kill myself

>>677619504
nigga, i had a similar experience, i had to play a song from my phone to the entire class, and now years later i still find songs that i wish i played to them instead

>>677614266
same here. i blame internet.

>>677617458

> I also collect pizza coupons

You sick animal. Literally a nigger

>>677615023
Clearly too superior for you, seeing as you can barely fucking speak it.

>>677619500
picking your nose isn't all that retarded, kids do that all the time
but the other two... bruh

I'm not comfortable with going outside unless I have a bag

>>677612483
I also talk in english and i am European

I eat my boogers and suck my thumb.

spooky skeletons

>>677619947
The fuck kek

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>>677619504
Always look on the bright side of life

>>677618341
This a billion times a day.
Over and over again no matter how nonsensical it is to care or rant about.

>>677619504
Better than me, had to pick a song to describe each act of romeo and Julie
Not into music at all
Browse my dad's oldies collection and pick 5 songs
Ever one else choose mid 2000s pop and hiphop. Greenday to akon.
I chose the temptations and such.
Billion times more matched and appropriate than akon.
>geese anon did you raid your dad's records
>nah he uploaded them to the computer already.
>the right answer is not the right answer.
Fuck I wish I had been home schooled

>>677619998
What, you speak only Esperanto?

I make a stupid pose when someone's photographing me. I stand slightly sideways and have my right hand extended and a cringeworthy scowl of my face.

I ONLY JUST REALIZED I'VE BEEN DOING IT FOREVER

>>677619500
>>677619902
Also:
Constantly cracking my knuckles
Constantly biting on my fingernails
Always moving with music (doesnt matter if I'm on my own or on the street or some shit)
Always trying to pop some pimples

When I wake up in the morning and the alarm gives out a warning, I don't think I'll ever make it on time. By the time I grab my books and I give myself a look, I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by. But it's alright 'cause I'm saved by the bell.

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>>677616167
>>677615154

I'll rub then smell random parts of my body. I have no clue why.

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>>677612483
Often times, when I'm doing things, I picture myself as pic related. Oddly enough, I'm the complete opposite irl.

I look at the toilet paper after each wipe.

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>>677620556
Yes, how very odd, you fat basement dwelling virgin.

i tense part of my muscles in a rhythm with music i'm listening to.

I sniff my socks before putting them on

I can't undress naked when my cat is staring at me.

>>677614788


Checked and you'll be fine. Super fat cunts sit on those and they never break.

I'd worry about the hinges on the toilet seat more.

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>>677620663
I'm neither fat nor a virgin. And I don't live in a basement.

>>677612483
I do this as well, i think in english sometimes.

>>677615023
English just loves to shove its imperialistic linguistic cock down the world's throat. It corners other languages in dark alleys and mugs them and steals the words it likes and eradicates the rest. Praise be to the future of human communication. We are speaking the language of mankind, truer than any other. First contact? We'll use English. Humanity unites under one cause? We'll use English. Apocalypse wipes out 98% of our population, and a mere thousand cling to the Earth and survive? Those few thousand will likely still use English.

When I get drunk I have imagined happy conversations with my dad who I don't speak to anymore.

I used to finger shit out my ass and put it down the bath drain.

When I think of something embarrassing, I say cuss our loud or whipper it. Sometimes say some gibberish too

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>>677620945
>posting pictures of that squint-eyes hobgoblin with every post

You are infact obese, live in a stranger's basement without them knowing and have never even touched a woman.

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When people were taking a shit at school ID get handfuls of water and throw it on em, laughing my ass off all the while knowing that couldn't move

>>677616797
You are a menace to society. I hope your plan backfires, so that when your paper wad strikes Jamal, your precious white anus is stretched wider than a six-lane interstate.

I fall in love with every girl who talks to me

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>>677621347
More like a dorm, but alright.

D'you know what this is a pic of? I sure do...

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>>677621412
Same.

>>677619644
You ok there bud

>>677621307
HOLY FUCK I DO THAT TOO!!!!!!


Seriously didn't know other people do that. I even struggle with awkward scenes in movies and cover my face.

I have ADHD and slightly socially awkward. I fit in and all and have a good life I know though that I'm a bit different and have great friends that don't mind my quirks.

I'm still fucking awkward sometimes.

>>677614788
kek'd

>>677620556
This looks like the girl from that pic of the guy who took a pic with a flash in that restaurant.

>>677620146
All that beer gut hair getting so sticky, looks dangerous

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>>677621458
>weeb

>>677620264
>Caring
Step up nigga

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>>677621677
Yes. Her name's Chloe Moretz.

>>677621744
It's a Korean brothel.

>>677621619
Holy fuck good to know someone out there does the same thing as me. I don't know why but I just blurt out "fuck fuck fuck shit" and hate myself for a bit

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>>677621677
You're fucking retarded

>>677616311
fucking degenerate

>>677621677
Yes friend that is same girl

I always use the toilet cubicle to piss in public bathrooms. I don't use the urinal because I have a small penis.

>>677621619
Are you me? Anything to do with cringe humor or uncomfortable situations in movies causes me to cover my face, make involuntary grunts and groans, and sometimes I have to leave the room. Can't fucking handle it sometimes when dumb motherfucking characters are awkward and useless.

>>677612483
I always have to be twiddling something in my fingers
Usually a pen cap
No idea fucking why

I shat myself at school when I was 10. I lied and said it was sand.

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>>677614788
I do this too.

>>677621307
>>677621619
>>677622241
Same

>>677622390
No one smelled you when you said it was sand?

>>677622248
I do that all the time as well.

>>677622578
yeah, I didn't get away with it.

>>677617791
everyone does that

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>>677622664
Kek

>>677614266
Because it's the most advanced and proper language and you wish you were English but just another shitskin

>>677621677
does anyone have that pic?

>>677620945
Those masculine shoulders

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>>677623249
I'd pay to give her a rubdown

>>677615488
"Have sold my motherland for hamburger" lost hard

>>677619838
>>677612483
>>677614845
Everyone that does this is just retarded, an autist in my class is always talking fucking british now and watching doctor who. He is so fucking cocky over it too, just stop

>>677615863
>i said are you talkin to me?

>>677615863
>though guy
>english

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>>677623768
First of all I am only 285 pounds, so before you start calling me fat know that I could kick any of your asses. If this piece of shit ever touched ANY woman in a discriminating way, whether it be my girlfriend, mother, or whomever, I wouldn't stand for it. When I was young my dad taught me how to kickbox and when I was a teenager I took Judo classes for an entire year. Needless to say, I know how to get shit done. If that's not enough, me and my friends sword fight all the time so if I just so happen to have a blade on me, or even a fucking stick, this guy is dead. I've been in over a dozen fights in school and even got suspended for 10 days just for beating up a kid who stole the pencil off my desk. I don't give a fuck. I am a warrior and this piece of shit, no matter how big he is, wouldn't last long against a real man like me. He is more than welcome to slap any girl's ass around me, but he'd just be signing his own death sentence. Pic related.

>>677624193
>just 285 pounds

>>677624193
>ozen fights in school and even got suspended for 10 days just for beating up a kid who stole the pencil off my desk. I don't give a fuck. I am a warrior and this piece of shit, no matter how big he is, wouldn't last long against a real man like me. He is more than welcome to slap any girl's ass around me, but he'd just be signing his own death sentence. Pic related.
Also how is 8th grade going?

>>677612483
same, lol

>>677624494
>>677624672
You guys like pasta? I know of a navy deal with over 300 confirmed kills you might be interested in.

>crack every finger, toe, wrist and neck bone whenever they are "ready to go". left wrist usually doesn't crack and it bothers me greatly
>feel the need to make the volume even, except if it's 33
>feel kind of upset if I don't set my alarms for the minute digits to sum up to the hour digit (in AM/PM); E.g. 6:52 or 7:07 but never 7:00
>axial symmetry compulsion (just made up the name) AKA If I do something with my left side, like rubbing my left fingers together in some particular way, I try to replicate with my right hand. Not really obsessive. I allow errors and I'm not mad when I lose track
>HARD PEN-SPINNING in class. 3 beginner/mid-level tricks. constructed a sequence
>roll a coin down my fingers like Jack Sparrow when I'm waiting to pay with coins
>sing loudly in my car. even without music on
>never prepare amazingly complicated exams in uni. delay "studying" to the very limit. sometimes it's 3AM on the day before and I haven't started. Manage to pass with one speed-read (most of the times)
>smell my fingers after I rub my crotch and like it
>pick my nose and eat
>OBLITERATE my nails. sometimes I manage to open them from the bottom

>>677615154
same bro

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>>677625460
well damn...

>>677617626
как же нас тут дохуя

>>677625460
I meant 6:51, sorry for that

>>677621095
what a beautifully written complaint... In English.

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>>677625460
>sometimes I manage to open them from the bottom

HOW???

>>677614788
That fucking drawing. Thanks anon.

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>>677626457
>英語只是喜歡推其帝國主義語言公雞下了世界的喉嚨。它角落黑暗的小胡同和杯子他們其他語言和搶斷它喜歡的話袪休息。讚美是人際交往的未來。我們說人類的語言，比任何其他更真實。第一次接觸？我們將使用英語。人類在一個團結的原因？我們將使用英語。啟示消滅了我國人口的98％，只有一千抱住地球和生存？那些幾千元很可能會仍然使用英語。

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>>677614788
that's actually more biologically fitting shitting position than sitting normally.
for reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q

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>>677626568
soften the meat at the bottom of the nail and the nail itself
I have to spend a lot of time warming it up with my tongue or in my mouth or biting it smoothly
after a while I push the meat down (no need to tear, usually) and a small gap appears at the bottom of the nail for me to slide another nail in and start carving up
>pic related is usually the result after I stop and start allowing it to heal
>I'm not a nigger. didn't have a pic of my own

>>677626904
This is gibberish.

I'm sistematically downloading every video I like of every Brazzers model ever.
I'm already done with everything so far. Now log in every now and then to get the new stuff

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>>677627193

>>677612483
Wut, i do that all the time niggu, it's helped me to improve a lot.

>>677612483
I do this too but also when I'm around people.
STEP UP UR GAME BIATCH

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>>677627193
as someone who bites their nails

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR ASS

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>>677627193
jesus...

>>677627257
no it ain't man, ask a nurse or some shit. i'd shit like that but im too used to sittign normally and i need my zen to crap

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>>677627193
NIGGER YOU WHAT

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Listened to slipknot at full blast during school in middle school and wondered why people ignored me/didn't want To be seen around me..

Just thinking about it makes me want to die

>>677619644
and
" fucking grace-of-god"

>>677627838
deadpool can be a meme replace spiderman maybe

>>677624193
>referencing a movie
>get threatened not to hurt women by a redditfag

>>677619364
Jesus tittyfucking christ I thought I was literally retarded for this

>>677614788
I do that too, my toilet bowl seat got wrecked once

>>677627193
NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK

>>677629314
I do this too, brother.

>>677612483
You and me OP, you and me.

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when i was 7 i used to piss in my closet because i was too lazy to walk to the bathroom. also when i was in kindergarten i would cry so the teachers would pick me up and then i'd grab their tits. apparently it caused a lot of problems for my teachers and lead to me eventually getting kicked out of the school.

i smell my deodorant before i put it on, like it's going to change day to day