Excuse me, but this is a dub checkpoint. Step aside, and we'll have check your
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Excuse me, but this is a dub checkpoint. Step aside, and we'll have check your vehicle for illegal dubs, trips, or quads.
problem officer?
>>677538705
Nope, not me officer. I'm clean as a whistle
>>677538705
alright
fuck u pig
none here
>>677538705
I know my rights, pig.
I ain't telling you shit
Fuck tha Police
>>677538705
Lol I bet you jerk off alone faggot
im clean officer.
No dubs here officer
No dubs here
>>677538705
Sorry officer, no dubs here.
No dubs here
Sure thing ocifer
>>677538705
I-I haven't seen any d-dubs. I-I-I'm clean. I-It's cool
check my dick in yo girls mouth
>>677538705
Sure thing.
No du-dubs.. here of-ff-officer sir.
But sir, I'm not resisting
yeah! ok! sure! Cx
I have weed, but no dubs here.
>>677538705
new fag here what are dubs ?
No dubs here
I DINDU NUFFIN
Want some coke
what is dubs?
fuck you
I LOVE NIGGERS
Check em you donut eating prick
This is now a singles thread
>>677539640
Last 2 digits of you posts random number are the same
>>677538705
What do you want you fucking pigger? No you're not searching shit in my car fuck off
Officer? I am the officer
Hol uP*smacks lips*aRE yOu*smokes weed*StAaHPinG ME*robs store*cuz im*steals bike*bLAcK?
dats racist fam
>>677538705
Imah good boi. I go to church and turn my life around nigs. U put me in duh jail and you be raycis
No dubs here officer.
>>677539822
RIP
>>677539822
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM
No dubs here officer, I'll be on my way!
>>677539919
We WUz gOdZ n sHieT
>>677540077
RIP
Howdy do officer I'm clean so if you would just let me slide on passed you.
Please ofisar
No worries pigs I got a permit for these dubs
>>677538705
I'M AN AMERICAN CITIZEN
errr no doubles here
>>677540077
YOU WON'T GET AWAY
man, fuck you mane. why u always fuckin wit me? i dont got no fucking dubs, go ahead and look
>>677538705
No dubs here officer only cocaine.
>>677541122
FML
Don't worry officer, they're only quads.
Don't mind me sir; nothing but singles. Maybe a palindrome; I'm not sure.
>>677540966
Niggers always lie
I don't consent to a search and you have no probable cause.
>>677541587
aw shit son!!!
>>677540966
Why is it that some niggers just shove their rights aside and let the pig search their property, KNOWING they have dubs
I dindu nuffin
Go ahead
Officer my life's in labor
>>677538705
Nothing to see here, officer.
nothing here officer.
Do I look like I am carrying repeating digits with me, sir?
>>677541911
DUB LABOR
>>677541911
your life is in labor?
jesus... not only do you have dubs but you're also a terrible liar. spread your cheeks and lift your sack, criminal scum!
>>677542077
yes, yes it does
talk to the dubs officer
I sure hope you catch those horrible dub dealers officer
>>677542077
yes you are, bitch. step out of the car.
no officers here, dubs
>>677542077
Yes
Sir, you don't need to check my car.
I believe I have no illegal dubs on me officer
>>677538705
is this a dub
>>677542485
how about this
check em
Piss off, pig
>>677538705
No habla ingles
Black Lives Matter did 9/11.
>>677542548
no but this is
I would never try to sneak anything by you, policeman daddy ;)
Nothing to see here. Not a dub, trip, or quad in sight. I saw a nigger down the road. Just a heads up.
I got nothing to hide officer
Lol fuck off m8
These aren't dubs so I'm good right?
Oink oink pig
>>677542711
STOP RESISTING
Die
i'm a nigga mr.officer i get no dubs
>>677538705
I DIDNN DO NOFIN
>>677542966
STOP RESISTING!!
>>677542855
House niggers are still niggers! You're coming with me for a rough ride
>>677538705
Just some Molly weed hash oil cocaine crack jenkem heroine acid mushrooms dxm blue and yellow purple pills ether some illegally obtained weapons including a rocket launcher two dead hookers one live teenage hooker fake id counterfeit money and goods and I have a raging boner but there are absolutely NO REPEATING NUMBERS I am a human being good sir.
>>677538705
I d-don't have anything to hide
>>677543122
YOU TRAITOR!!
AM I BEING DETAINED, SIR?
I DO NOT CONSENT TO BEING SEARCHED FOR DUBS.
no dubs here officer
>>677543174
Fuck you pig! Go suck nigger dick!
>>677543122
STOP YOURE GONNA GET TASED
Fuck you nigga you just a pig
Problem Occifer?
>>677538705
Suck my dick, pig
What about these quints?
>>677538705
No dubs here
REEEEEEEEE
>>677538705
do you have a warrent to check my vehicle?
>>677538705
no dubs here officer.
Get your hands of me you cis scum shitlord
Fuck the police my friends. Any dubs around here? It's the coolest of the cool.
I didn't know dubs were illegal in this State, officer.
No problem officer
>>677542966
Tainted police scum! Fuck with me.
Dubs again, 3x felon.
I dont have anything officer
Dubs? What are those?
QUICK SOMEONE TAKE MY DUBS AND RUN!
My friends call me "Mr. Dubs", sir.
>>677543911
its lit
Check em faggot
But I'm the Trashman
No dubs here sir
>>677543911
We have a problem here
I just showed up for the yams do
>>677543911
Why don't you take a seat right over there anon.
>>677544100
We have a double problem here, you faggot
>>677538705
I swear, they're not mine man.
>>677544222
we have a triple problem here
>>677544222
Oh shit
>>677544222
Bye
legalize dubs! pig!!!
I don't have any dubs
Check em ya pigs.
>>677544100
you're damn right we do
>>677544222
Officer Johnson, have you been in the evidence room again?
No dubs here, sir. Just mindin' my own business!
>>677544222
Step away from the vehicle SIR! SIR SIR. Don't make me do this. (Reaches for TaYzer)
>>677538705
No niggers to see here ocifer
>>677539037
>>677539104
>>677539237
Fuck you, dumb fucking niggers. Police are heroes, nigger. Die.
move right along pig
>>677544222
but you have trips
Legalize dubs! They've never killed anyone in history! They help cure cancer!
>>677544444
HOLY SHIT STOP RIGHT THERE
>>677544444
move along sir
>>677544444
This mother fucker here has the legal quints
no dubs here officer.....
>>677544598
quints are ok
>>677544444
Witnessed, contact the FBI as soon as possible.
>>677544444
Murica! Fuck YEAH!
I'm sure we can come to a peaceful agreement officer
I'm not black, and I am not in possession of double digits. I will be on my way, Officer.
I'm sorry officer, but I don't submit to searches. Am I free to go or am I being detained?
>>677544444
QUINTS WOAH, WE'RE GONNA NEED BACKUP
great filename btw
>>677544444
GET THE VAN, JOE
>>677544444
jesus christ.
Nothing to see reeeeeee
>>677538705
i live again sir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
Besides the dubs on my plates, I got none officers
>>677544444
Fuck him Officer
>>677544444
YOU FUCK YOU. I WAS SO CLOSE IN ANOTHER DOUBLES THREAD TWO AWAY. TWO >>677544446
>>677538705
i'm white, just so we're on the same page
Fuck u officer heh
oooo>>677545505
>>677545547
>>677544444
YEAH WE'RE NOT WITH HIM, HONEST
>>677544444
shits gonna go down
Nothing to see here officer, just driving through
Thought I smelled bacon you fucking pig.
o-okay officer, i've got nothing to hide
>>677544444
You undeserving little bitch.
>>677546233
shit, run!
>>677544222
Lets purify this thread...
OINK
>>677544444
>>677546298
OK I'M CALLING THE BOYS
>>677539847
It's not a random number, it's the post count on the board, this one being /b/. That's why the first number changing is a big deal.
>>677538705
Evening officer, what seems to be the problem?
>>677546467
Oh? A wise guy, huh? Look, I'm tracing you right now, pal. We'll see how smart you feel with internal security all over your fricking ass. Dickhead!
I have a permit for these dubs.
>>677538705
Peasants
what are dubs?
>>677547211
step out of your vehicule please
>>677547211
answered your own question shit head, HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!
AM I BEING DETAINED
Kids hide the quints!
Only singles and trips for me officer
oops
>>677538705
I am a sovereign citizen. I do not respect your false authority.
Nothing here, officer.
>>677547866
Book him, Lou.
>>677544444
no dubs, just quints
>>677538705
AM I BEING DETAINED?
They said I could get arrested for dubs. I digress.
>>677538705
AM I BEING DETAINED?
>>677538705
Arrest me officer
>>677538705
Nothing to see here officer...
Nothing to hide officer.... Heh....
Just minding my own business...
These arent even mine, officer!
>>677538705
No illegal dubs,trips,or quads here officer
>>677538705
blow me
>>677551288
Can I see some ID?
>>677538705
I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN AND YOU ARE INFRINGING ON MY RIGHTS
Sure, check the trunk if you will. Nothing there.
Officer! Officer!
>>677551288
BUSTED
>>677538705
No dubs to see here officer...
Officer I've been clean of dubs for 14 years
>>677552700
Bullshit
I do not consent to any searches or seizures.
*whispers to passenger*(I don't think they noticed my dubs)
>>677552911
Can I see your ID sir?
>>677552904
You'll never take me alive!!
>>677538705
Only quins officer, they're perfectly legal.
officer, im nigger.
>>677538705
Nope, all clean here, officer.
Officer I want to go to dubs detox
Nothing to hide here officer
WOOP WOOP sound of da police
>>677538705
I have my license right here, officer
Just passing through officer
No dubs here sir
None in here
officer I have a license for my dank dubs and they are 100% legal
Fuck you, officer im out
I don't know what you're talking about, officer.
>>677538705
Teach me how to dubby,
Teach me how to dubby.
All the dubbies love me,
All the dubbies love me.
>>677554167
This is how you dubby,
This is how you dubby.
All the dubbies love me,
All the dubbies love me.
Man the pther thread got 404'd
I'm innocent, I swear!
Check em
Hmm. What comes after quints.... Oh right this post
Nothing to see here officer
I dont even know what these "dubs" are.
Piglywigle
not dubs
kill yourself, copper! TOP KEK!!!
Just because I'm black you stop me and accuse me of dubs??
I just picked them up from my guy though
Nothing here officer
>>677538705
everything in order here, officer
>>677553599
Rekt
Gun me down here and now
H-hey officer
Hol up hol up
U thinks cuz I looks lyke dis I gots dem dubs?
Iz a gud boi and plead tha dindu
>>677538705
How much will you take
>>677556698
>triple double
dindu nuffin offisuh
>>677538924
Your whistle smells faggot
nigger me timbers
Heh heh
i aint done shit
>>677544445
OOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFF BY ONE
>>677544199
why yes
no dubs here officer
am I being detained???
Hello officer
I'm a faggot, so I only ever get singles. No problem here officer.
