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Excuse me, but this is a dub checkpoint. Step aside, and we'll have check your vehicle for illegal dubs, trips, or quads.
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problem officer?
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>>677538705
Nope, not me officer. I'm clean as a whistle
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>>677538705
alright
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fuck u pig
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none here
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>>677538705
I know my rights, pig.
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I ain't telling you shit
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Fuck tha Police
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>>677538705
Lol I bet you jerk off alone faggot
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im clean officer.
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No dubs here officer
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No dubs here
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>>677538705
Sorry officer, no dubs here.
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No dubs here
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Sure thing ocifer
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>>677538705
I-I haven't seen any d-dubs. I-I-I'm clean. I-It's cool
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check my dick in yo girls mouth
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>>677538705
Sure thing.
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No du-dubs.. here of-ff-officer sir.
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But sir, I'm not resisting
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yeah! ok! sure! Cx
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I have weed, but no dubs here.
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>>677538705
new fag here what are dubs ?
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No dubs here
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I DINDU NUFFIN
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Want some coke
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what is dubs?
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fuck you
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I LOVE NIGGERS
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Check em you donut eating prick
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This is now a singles thread
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>>677539640
Last 2 digits of you posts random number are the same
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>>677538705
What do you want you fucking pigger? No you're not searching shit in my car fuck off
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Officer? I am the officer
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Hol uP*smacks lips*aRE yOu*smokes weed*StAaHPinG ME*robs store*cuz im*steals bike*bLAcK?
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dats racist fam
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>>677538705
Imah good boi. I go to church and turn my life around nigs. U put me in duh jail and you be raycis
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No dubs here officer.
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>>677539822
RIP
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>>677539822
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM
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No dubs here officer, I'll be on my way!
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>>677539919
We WUz gOdZ n sHieT
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>>677540077
RIP
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Howdy do officer I'm clean so if you would just let me slide on passed you.
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Please ofisar
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No worries pigs I got a permit for these dubs
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>>677538705
I'M AN AMERICAN CITIZEN
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errr no doubles here
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>>677540077
YOU WON'T GET AWAY
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man, fuck you mane. why u always fuckin wit me? i dont got no fucking dubs, go ahead and look
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>>677538705
No dubs here officer only cocaine.
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>>677538705
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>>677541122
FML
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Don't worry officer, they're only quads.
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>>677541122
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Don't mind me sir; nothing but singles. Maybe a palindrome; I'm not sure.
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>>677540966
Niggers always lie
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I don't consent to a search and you have no probable cause.
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>>677541587

aw shit son!!!
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>>677540966

Why is it that some niggers just shove their rights aside and let the pig search their property, KNOWING they have dubs
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I dindu nuffin
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Go ahead
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Officer my life's in labor
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>>677538705
Nothing to see here, officer.
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nothing here officer.
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Do I look like I am carrying repeating digits with me, sir?
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>>677541911
DUB LABOR
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>>677541911

your life is in labor?

jesus... not only do you have dubs but you're also a terrible liar. spread your cheeks and lift your sack, criminal scum!
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>>677542077
yes, yes it does
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talk to the dubs officer
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I sure hope you catch those horrible dub dealers officer
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>>677542077

yes you are, bitch. step out of the car.
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no officers here, dubs
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>>677542077
Yes
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>>677542266
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Sir, you don't need to check my car.
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I believe I have no illegal dubs on me officer
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>>677538705
is this a dub
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>>677542485
how about this
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check em
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Piss off, pig
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>>677538705
No habla ingles
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Black Lives Matter did 9/11.
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>>677542548
no but this is
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I would never try to sneak anything by you, policeman daddy ;)
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Nothing to see here. Not a dub, trip, or quad in sight. I saw a nigger down the road. Just a heads up.
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I got nothing to hide officer
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Lol fuck off m8
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These aren't dubs so I'm good right?
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Oink oink pig
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>>677542711
STOP RESISTING
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Die
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i'm a nigga mr.officer i get no dubs
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>>677538705
I DIDNN DO NOFIN
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>>677542966
STOP RESISTING!!
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>>677542855
House niggers are still niggers! You're coming with me for a rough ride
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>>677538705
Just some Molly weed hash oil cocaine crack jenkem heroine acid mushrooms dxm blue and yellow purple pills ether some illegally obtained weapons including a rocket launcher two dead hookers one live teenage hooker fake id counterfeit money and goods and I have a raging boner but there are absolutely NO REPEATING NUMBERS I am a human being good sir.
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>>677538705
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I d-don't have anything to hide
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>>677543122
YOU TRAITOR!!
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AM I BEING DETAINED, SIR?

I DO NOT CONSENT TO BEING SEARCHED FOR DUBS.
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no dubs here officer
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>>677543174
Fuck you pig! Go suck nigger dick!
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>>677543122
STOP YOURE GONNA GET TASED
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Fuck you nigga you just a pig
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Problem Occifer?
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>>677538705
Suck my dick, pig
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What about these quints?
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>>677538705
No dubs here
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REEEEEEEEE
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>>677538705
do you have a warrent to check my vehicle?
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>>677538705
no dubs here officer.
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Get your hands of me you cis scum shitlord
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Fuck the police my friends. Any dubs around here? It's the coolest of the cool.
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I didn't know dubs were illegal in this State, officer.
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No problem officer
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>>677542966
Tainted police scum! Fuck with me.
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Dubs again, 3x felon.
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I dont have anything officer
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Dubs? What are those?
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QUICK SOMEONE TAKE MY DUBS AND RUN!
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My friends call me "Mr. Dubs", sir.
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>>677543911
its lit
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Check em faggot
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But I'm the Trashman
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No dubs here sir
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>>677543911
We have a problem here
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I just showed up for the yams do
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>>677543911
Why don't you take a seat right over there anon.
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>>677543911
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>>677544100
We have a double problem here, you faggot
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>>677538705
I swear, they're not mine man.
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>>677544222
we have a triple problem here
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>>677544222
Oh shit
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>>677544222
Bye
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legalize dubs! pig!!!
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I don't have any dubs
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Check em ya pigs.
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>>677544100
you're damn right we do
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>>677544222
Officer Johnson, have you been in the evidence room again?
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No dubs here, sir. Just mindin' my own business!
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>>677544222
Step away from the vehicle SIR! SIR SIR. Don't make me do this. (Reaches for TaYzer)
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>>677538705
No niggers to see here ocifer
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>>677539037
>>677539104
>>677539237
Fuck you, dumb fucking niggers. Police are heroes, nigger. Die.
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move right along pig
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>>677544222
but you have trips
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Legalize dubs! They've never killed anyone in history! They help cure cancer!
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>>677544444
HOLY SHIT STOP RIGHT THERE
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>>677544444
move along sir
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>>677544444
This mother fucker here has the legal quints
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no dubs here officer.....
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>>677544444
Noice
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>>677544598
quints are ok
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>>677544444
Witnessed, contact the FBI as soon as possible.
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>>677544444
Murica! Fuck YEAH!
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I'm sure we can come to a peaceful agreement officer
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I'm not black, and I am not in possession of double digits. I will be on my way, Officer.
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I'm sorry officer, but I don't submit to searches. Am I free to go or am I being detained?
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>>677544444
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>>677544444
QUINTS WOAH, WE'RE GONNA NEED BACKUP

great filename btw
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>>677544444
>mfw
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>>677544444
GET THE VAN, JOE
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>>677544444
jesus christ.
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Nothing to see reeeeeee
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>>677538705
i live again sir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
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>>677544444
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Besides the dubs on my plates, I got none officers
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>>677544444
Fuck him Officer
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>>677544444
YOU FUCK YOU. I WAS SO CLOSE IN ANOTHER DOUBLES THREAD TWO AWAY. TWO >>677544446
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>>677538705
i'm white, just so we're on the same page
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Fuck u officer heh
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>>677545596
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oooo>>677545505
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>>677545547
>>677544444
YEAH WE'RE NOT WITH HIM, HONEST
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>>677544444
shits gonna go down
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Nothing to see here officer, just driving through
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Thought I smelled bacon you fucking pig.
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o-okay officer, i've got nothing to hide
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>>677544444
You undeserving little bitch.
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No
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>>677546233
shit, run!
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>>677544222
Lets purify this thread...
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OINK
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>>677544444
>>677546298
OK I'M CALLING THE BOYS
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>>677539847
It's not a random number, it's the post count on the board, this one being /b/. That's why the first number changing is a big deal.
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>>677538705
Evening officer, what seems to be the problem?
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>>677546467
Oh? A wise guy, huh? Look, I'm tracing you right now, pal. We'll see how smart you feel with internal security all over your fricking ass. Dickhead!
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I have a permit for these dubs.
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>>677538705
Peasants
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what are dubs?
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>>677547211
step out of your vehicule please
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>>677547211
answered your own question shit head, HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!
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AM I BEING DETAINED
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Kids hide the quints!
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Only singles and trips for me officer
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oops
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>>677538705

I am a sovereign citizen. I do not respect your false authority.
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Nothing here, officer.
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>>677547866

Book him, Lou.
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>>677544444
no dubs, just quints
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>>677538705
AM I BEING DETAINED?
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They said I could get arrested for dubs. I digress.
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>>677538705
AM I BEING DETAINED?
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>>677538705
Arrest me officer
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>>677538705
Nothing to see here officer...
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Nothing to hide officer.... Heh....
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Just minding my own business...
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These arent even mine, officer!
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>>677538705
No illegal dubs,trips,or quads here officer
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>>677538705
blow me
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>>677551288
Can I see some ID?
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>>677538705

I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN AND YOU ARE INFRINGING ON MY RIGHTS
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Sure, check the trunk if you will. Nothing there.
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Officer! Officer!
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>>677551288
BUSTED
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>>677538705
No dubs to see here officer...
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Officer I've been clean of dubs for 14 years
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>>677552700
Bullshit
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I do not consent to any searches or seizures.

*whispers to passenger*(I don't think they noticed my dubs)
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>>677552911
Can I see your ID sir?
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>>677552904
You'll never take me alive!!
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>>677538705
Only quins officer, they're perfectly legal.
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officer, im nigger.
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>>677538705
Nope, all clean here, officer.
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Officer I want to go to dubs detox
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Nothing to hide here officer
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WOOP WOOP sound of da police
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>>677538705
I have my license right here, officer
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Just passing through officer
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No dubs here sir
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None in here
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officer I have a license for my dank dubs and they are 100% legal
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Fuck you, officer im out
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I don't know what you're talking about, officer.
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>>677538705
Teach me how to dubby,
Teach me how to dubby.
All the dubbies love me,
All the dubbies love me.
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>>677554167
This is how you dubby,
This is how you dubby.
All the dubbies love me,
All the dubbies love me.
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Man the pther thread got 404'd
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I'm innocent, I swear!
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Check em
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Hmm. What comes after quints.... Oh right this post
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Nothing to see here officer
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I dont even know what these "dubs" are.
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Piglywigle
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not dubs
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kill yourself, copper! TOP KEK!!!
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Just because I'm black you stop me and accuse me of dubs??
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I just picked them up from my guy though
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Nothing here officer
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>>677538705
everything in order here, officer
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>>677553599
Rekt
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Gun me down here and now
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H-hey officer
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