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All creatures are hawt, edition
I'm gonna dump some sharks.
holy shit i just watched a couple of homonculus vids on youtube and shit was downright fascinating and creepy at the same time
I'd dump some images but I'm in the middle of error checking my porn drive
>>677425944
>Kinda hard to find lesbians around these parts.
Yeah I guess that's finding gf on hard mode. But it's hard for me cause I'm an ugly mofo who doesn't go anywhere.
I have absolutely no clue how I even got my past (and only) gf. Was with her 10 years and now I don't have the slightest idea how to even talk to grills. I didn't have that much of a problem while I had a gf, even have some grill friends from that time. But now I can't make new ones for some reason
>>677426088
Shark grills good grills
>>677426297
m8 you an ugly mofo who goes on 4chan. I met my current gf on the internet lol
>>677426117
did you get the idea from the previous thread?
I mentioned it. the vids where you inject sperm into an egg, right. Best trolling ever.
>>677426429
>>677425973
>My gf is fucking boring as fuck.
That sucks dude, bad luck I guess. I was amazed by the amount of stuff she wanted to try and we did a lot of them. Like warersports, butt play, a myriad of toys and household objects. Fingering in public bars or in the train or on a bench or .., fucking in public swimming pools, butt stuff, pegging, fucking 10 hours on amphetamines, fisting, and more. Basically all the things. Wish I could've seen her being eaten out by a dog too but we didn't have one
>>677426427
yeah
seemes legit tbh
>>677426128
Don't worry. Hope your porn drive is well tho
>>677426438
this
>>677426136
Hori shituru, hawt
>>677426536
>>677426604
yeah, it does at first. but dig deeper. I've seen a few bad ones and failed attempts. Looks like an elaborate prank to me tbh.
>>677426676
yeah was getting i/o errors on my fur folder. honestly just need a new drive, just been too lazy to swap it out since I only use it for my porn
>>677426598
Yeah it kinda sucks.
Fuck she sounds like fun.
>>677426393
>m8 you an ugly mofo who goes on 4chan.
That sums it up. Back then at least I was young mofo, now I'm almost 30 and finding girl is more difficult than ever
>>677426918
>tfw still young and got a confidence level that i shouldnt have.
>>677426869
IS IT BAD THAT 90 PERCENT OF MY COLLECTION IS OF GIRLS IN THESE POSES
>>677426859
yeah i just watched the guys other videos with that yellowblackish worm thing that bended over and his other videos are pranks, like plugging cord extenders into itself to produce infinite electricity and other dumb shit
>>677426883
That doesn't sound good at all, hope you have backups. Drives can die pretty fast
>>677426969
Know that feel bro. Because of an OE to Europe I have standards that are way too high for being a kiwi in new zealand.
>>677426994
>>677426815
Good that she has shark tits written on her, I wouldn't know what I was looking at. Seen that quite a few times already. I lold a little
>>677426994
Not at all anon
Can raptorfags join?
>>677427132
>>677427333
trips are truth
raptorfags can join
>>677427332
THANK GOODNESS
>>677425952
is that supposed to be spyro?
>>677425869
>wow.. I can totally get your fetish now. and it's like absolutely normal sounding. I'm getting it now.
Neato, I think the egg thing isn't _that_ weird but I'm obviously biased. Now dragons laying eggs, licking them and doing lewd stuff with them in general sounds alil weirder.
>>677425869
>is there any japanese human porn with eggs or vore?
There sure is, to bad I can't stand asians tho. I'd have vast weird porn resources if I was into them. I tried, but nope.
>What would be your ultimate fantasy to see or try irl?
Hmm, dunno. My favorite ones won't be possible, like vore with tiny humans sticking in vaginas and stuff like that. One that's totally possible tho would be a grill walking around outside all day with an egg or more insede her, then 'lay' it in the evening and masturbate with it. My dong approves this. I really wish I was more into all this when I still had my kinky gf. Saliva play or belly sounds and things like that, but I wasn't into it back then. What would be your ultimate thing?
>>677427276
Love me some shark tits
I'm curious. does anyone still remember the first anthro thing that made you realize you had a thing for furries? Like the first image you saw that made you think you wouldn't mind fucking it or something along those lines...
>>677427657
Don't think so, if then that's a fail. A hawt one tho
>>677427770
Lol childhood memories. Lewd
>>677428042
not really. Been browsing 4chan for a long time, used to be on the furry hate bandwagon. Just kinda grew on me over the years and now I love the stuff.
>>677428042
>I'm curious. does anyone still remember the first anthro thing that made you realize you had a thing for furries?
Yeah I remember it being an anthro cat masturbating. It was an OP post which I saw in the catalog. I never really went to furry threads before, didn't hate them tho. Was a weird fap and I didn't look at it again for quite some time. Sadly don't have the image anymore and nobody posted it yet..
I do have the image that got me into vore tho, unsurprisingly also from a 4chan thread. Got quite some fetishes due to this place. I even sometimes enjoy looking at a real good trap, something I couldn't stand just a year ago
>>677428586
that is absolutely perfect, thanks for that
>>677428326
>used to be on the furry hate bandwagon
That's a thing I don't get. Why do you hate stuff you just don't get/like or whatever. Why didn't you just give 0 fucks about it?
>>677428857
glad you like it
>>677428326
i was just like you lol. Found it wierd and furries were wierdos
>>677428547
Totally love own tail play, /r/equesting that if anybody has more.
>about year ago
>on train with g/f
>going to massive party at friends parents beach house
>had weed booze etc
>guy in front on tablet
>could see in window reflection
>see /b/ page
>blown away never met /b/ in real life
>going to say check em or something clever
>he clicks on furry thread
>starts posting
>don't say a word
>was even going to invite him to party
>he even got off at same stop
>regret nothing furries are autists
>just saying
>>677428977
Theres probably some more in my shark
>>677428644
>how to fuck your dragon
>>677428898
honestly this was like 10 years ago, I was a dumb underageb& trying to fit in with the cool kids. Now I think about it first time i got off to furry was probably that high tail hall flash game. gooood shit
>>677427994
oh man.. a girl carrying all day and then laying in front of you in the evening. That's super hawt. I think I'm actually getting hard right now.
>What would be your ultimate thing?
my thing? well, I have a thing for tall skinny girls, a-b cup, thigh gap flat stomach. That's irl. my fetish though... you know it, right? it only exists for imagination.
>>677429049
Neato, also you gote some quality sharks dude
Shark anon ur the best ty
>>677429177
Thanks mayneee
>>677429036
Wish I'd know a furry irl. The only one even knowing that I'm into that stuff is my best friend. He's not into it tho. I've thrown furry in some conversations with other friends and they're totally weirded out by it. Less than by fedora bronies but still a lot, they wouldn't get it.
A furry gf would be like the best thing ever.
>>677429415
i think my irl best mate is starting to figure out im a furry.
Other than that ive only told 2 people ever im a furry
>>677429171
>honestly this was like 10 years ago, I was a dumb underageb& trying to fit in with the cool kids.
Glad that you've grown up dude!
Now I think about it first time i got off to furry was probably that high tail hall flash game. gooood shit
Never heard of that, but now I'm curious.
>>677429496
I've told noone, and noone knows I like this stuff.
What am I missing?
>>677429525
ah sounds like you missed out on the golden days of newgrounds flash game porn
waiting for that shit to load on dial-up was the worst
>>677429695
Probably dont need to tell anyone lol
>>677429695
its because furries are scum
best keep it to yourself fella
>>677429176
>oh man.. a girl carrying all day and then laying in front of you in the evening. That's super hawt. I think I'm actually getting hard right now.
Kek guess you'll get some more fetishes from this place in the future. Nice tho.
>>677429176
>a girl carrying all day and then laying in front of you in the evening. T
Yeah it's a lot of my fetishes together.
Public stuff, pussy vore, eggs, masturbation, grool (grill would be super wet when if she's into it), kinda furry because of the laying, and more.
>>677429176
>I have a thing for tall skinny girls, a-b cup, thigh gap flat stomach.
Definitely my kinda grill too, throw in some piercings and tattoos and I'm melting. I like scene/alternative grills, or even emo. Sadly they're often annoying irl
>>677429496
>Other than that ive only told 2 people ever im a furry
How did they react?
>>677429812
>>677429875
This makes sence
>>677429775
>ah sounds like you missed out on the golden days of newgrounds flash game porn
>waiting for that shit to load on dial-up was the worst
DIdn't miss out on flash games in general, and I was waiting a shitton of time for my dialup to load them too. But I wasn't into lewd ones back then. Was getting my porn mostly in newsgroups and IRC
>>677430027
One of them just said
"I dont understand how people can get aroused by cartoon porn" Thats about it. He then told me about his kinks and shit.
The other person didnt really care
>>677430070
How does it feel knowing you are just 1 druken night away from actually fucking a dog.
It must really eat away at whats left of your soul
>>677429171
another anon here.
I fap to the shit, feel guilty, and continue to ask God why he's let us drop this far.
He never responds because he has probably abandoned us due to the fact our degeneracy is spiralling to the point where I can't keep myself from indulging in my nasty ass impulses.
>>677430287
hmm sounds like a personal problem
i recommend not giving a fuck
>>677430244
I'm not that far at all, but still getting into.
>>677430287
>>677430391
Yeah not giving a fuck helps. God is a fucker tho, he doesn't even reply to people worshiping his ass. Not a decent thing to do if you ask me.
>>677430391
But I believe that being human should be about setting yourself apart form the rest of the animal kingdom, establishing rights and wrongs, and obeying the rules you set for yourself.
>>677430800
>But I believe that being human should be about setting yourself apart form the rest of the animal kingdom, establishing rights and wrongs, and obeying the rules you set for yourself.
THat's some philosophical shit right there. We're mostly talking about anthro animals tho, who can do human shit. Not real animals, for most furries that is.
>>677430761
ever read paradise lost?
the idea was that Satan was trying to get the world to turn on God, thus being the ultimate blow by Satan.
God allowed us the privilege to live, and demanded we follow rules to remain pure in return, and for a fuckton of years, it worked, until we stated having conversations like this, basically telling him to screw off.
>>677430930
I don't mind anthros, but I do mine te "not giving a fuck" part. What happens when we all start not caring?
>>677428042
The secret of NIMH and that damn sexy mouse.
>>677431005
>ever read paradise lost?
Not but I may read it, definitely sounds interesting.
And maybe you're right about the fuck off part, but I think there were people telling him to fuck off all the time. Maybe without publicly saying it tho
