Zootopia thread 5.0 Keep it going!
>>677394924
the bunny is overrated the fox is way hotter
stop being furfags this movie is for kids
How many of these have there been today?
>>677395371
Relax heretic.
>>677395584
Sounds good
did somebody say zootopia thread?
>>677395592
never
>>677394924
Can I just get an idea of who is in these threads?
Tell a little bit about yourself. For science.
5'8, 155 pounds, white, 24,
likes: Literature, music, movies, videogames, women
dislikes: most people, myself
Mini-bio: I'm just outgoing enough to have a good amount of superficial friends, and just introspective enough that I hate myself, especially late at night.
>>677396019
>five night's at freddy's
>zootopia thread
???
Sure
5'8, 155 pounds, white, 24,
likes: Literature, music, movies, videogames, women
dislikes: most people, myself
Mini-bio: I'm just outgoing enough to have a good amount of superficial friends, and just introspective enough that I hate myself, especially late at night.
>>677396517
I'm pretty sure you're my clone.
>>677396505
from a previous zootopia thread, it got raided with fnaf porn. which i was involved in
>>677396633
No way dude! I'm pretty sure you're my clone too!
>>677396708
Only one way to find out. What's your name?
Post your rarest Judy
>>677396708
There is only one way, I don't trust people on 4chan, so you go first.
>>677396820
sure thing
>>677396517
There arent real people in these threads. A lot of zootopia threads are a marketting PR firm in charge of flooding the furry community and 4chan with a fake a fabricated cult following.
>>677394924
speed bump
>>677397030
>>677396019
please die
>>677397030
link?
sources?
I tire. Farewell and good luck to everyone here.
Emperor protects.
>>677397090
someone did a shit job editing this together so I fixed it for them
>>677396988
Pretty rare, I don't even get the reference
>>677397211
didn't mean to reply to that post
>>677397182
why should I?
>>677397200
Emperor Protects brother.
>>677396371
6'2", 195 lb, white, 24
Likes: Aquariums, books, fishing, diving, hiking.
Dislikes: groups, know-it-alls, and religion
Mini bio: I operate a mobile aquarium repair business. I am a non-offending pedophile who has a loving and understanding wife.
>>677397030
fuck and im not getting paid wtf
Welcome. Welcome to my cave young ones. Please forgive the belated salutations. I am the holy sword Excalibur!
Faggots! Do you want to hear a heroic tale?
>>677397309
And there goes our last shred of credibility
on the other hand
good on ya for beating your disorder.
My mornings begin with a cup of coffee with cream at the cafe. My afternoon begins with hot tea with two lumps of sugar. And my evenings... In the evening I change into my pajamas.
The taller the chefs hat the greater the chef.... Faggots .... Who said I was a chef?!
>>677397222
pretty sure its Navi's equivalent from Twilight Princess
>>677396371
5'6", 144lbs, white, 25
Likes: Psychology, mountain climbing, table tennis, video games, debates, any kind of joke
Dislikes: Beets. There's not a lot of things that I dislike in life.
Before becoming my Meister there is a list of 1,000 provisions you must persue. Be sure to look through all of them, they're important. I greatly look forward to your participation in number 452: The five hour story telling party.
man this thread is soft
No. 022: On a refreshing morning, start out with a refreshing greeting
5'6", 145 lb, hispanic, 29
>Likes: pot, rainbows, stuffed animals, food, music, drawing
>Dislikes: people, status quo
>Mini bio: I am a furry. I draw lots of digital and traditional art and I waste 5 hra or more a day on the stupid internet. I also masturbate a lot and love to have sex with male dogs.
Number 058 of the 1,000 provisions I would like you to observe, never talk to me while I'm humming to myself. This is an important provision do you understand?
THE MARINE LEFT AND THE HERESY FLOODED IN
>>677397665
We struck a balance between furfags and space marines
As long as we aren't posting porn 24/7 they leave us alone/join in.
>>677396371
174 mts id otn know my wheight but i might be like 78 Kgs semicaucasican
Likes gaming music movies
Dilike almost everything but mostly maths
Mini bio - meh
>>677397464
Thank you. I am otherwise a very normal guy who has a good number of close friends (some of which trust me enough that they know and are not uncomfortable about it)
It sucks having a sexual orientation that has no protections like others.
If I came out even without doing anything my life is over.
>>677396371
I'm down.
5'9(?) 180ish, white, 19
Likes: vidya, motorcycles, super smash bros
Dislikes: ghetto people, douchebags. Usually very tolerant
Mini-bio: Smash and riding are pretty much my life, and friends are related to as such. Don't have a lot of friends.
No. 075: Celebrate Excalibur's birthday in grand-style.
No. 172: Seek harmony. Seek it, thus. First! A haircut!
>>677396371
6'1", 180-220 lbs (somewhere in that range), white, 21.
likes: programming in C, Linux, alcohol, pornography
dislikes: spending time with people, my alcoholism, nickelback
mini-bio: I'm in an engineering program. I hate it.
This brings us to number 278 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe. I hate carrots. Never even think about putting them in my food, you get it?
>>677397887
>dislikes mostly maths
your life sure is going to be hard.
Excalibur!
Excalibur!
From the United King
I'm looking for heaven
I'm going to California!
Excalibur!
Excalibur!
From the United King
I'm looking for heaven
I'm going to California!
Excalibur!
I said Excalibur (AHAH!)
From the United King
I'm looking for heaven
I'm going to California! (Allright!)
From the United King
I'm looking for heaven
I'm going to California!
Excalibur!
Excalibur!
>>677396371
6'0 135
Skater guitarist stoner basically shaggy
>>677397884
One last thing, you can start posting that now.
Emperor protects.
I'm surrounded by heretics! I must fight my way out of here!
Faggot ! As someone who is unaware of the vital role that singing has played in the cultural history of mankind you are in no position to question me. Remember that the next time you stop to consider your place in this world. You do not possess the power to deny a singer his song. Do you understand what I'm telling you?
Excalibur! Excalibur! From United Kingdom! I'm looking for heaven! I'm going to California!
>>677398272
You took my picture?
Well I think that about cover the 1,000 provisions that you are required to observe. Now I would like for you to participate in the most important provision. Number 452 the 5 hour story telling party.
>>677398267
great!
>>677398441
>Excalibur
onto the filter it goes
yes, it's in my collection now.
>>677397971
Well I would dispute it being put in the category of "sexual orientation", but I see what you mean.
I've always thought the stigma around pedophilia is bad because it discourages those with that disorder to speak out and get help.
>>677398129
>>677397573
>>677397309
On the other hand You all seem pretty normal and cool. cheers.
Faggot. My legend dates back to the twelfth century you see. It began on a midsummers day with the sun blazing overhead. No, wait. It was a blustery Autumn day. I was the unsavoury fellow back when it all started. Which was in the winter as I recall. I remember the tough crowd, all the hot babes fought over me that summer. Yes. Yes that's right, it was summer. A scorching midsummer day. I was a dangerous man at the time. And yet, refined somehow. Everyone thought so. They still think so to this day. Although, maybe they didn't think so as much back then. But they definitely said I was dangerous, I'm sure of it...And I know I've always been refined so they must have been thinking it. Yes. Yes indeed. Everyone thought and said and talked about how amazing I was. I'm still amazing of course, but no longer the bad boy that I was back then. On that chilled, frozen winter day. I will continue the re-telling of my legend; But first, there will be a five minute break. Stand still and await my return.
Now that you mention it, my legend began on the same day as today. A Tuesday or a Wednesday. Or a Saturday perhaps. No, it was on Monday. No. I suppose it could have been a Tuesday or Wednesday. Thursday's a distinct possibility or Friday even. Although Monday does sound right. And Saturday is a lovely day to begin a legend with. Perhaps it was a Thursday? Or Tuesday. Maybe Wednesday or Friday? There's always Monday too. And Saturday, we can't forget Saturday. No, no.
>>677398629
>>677398272
You saved a picture from the old thread... and used it in this thread...
You've been around for two threads...
Are you sure you don't WANT to be here
>>677394924
So I have a quick question. When judy and nick get caught by the polar bears, and nick says that he sold the mole rat(?) an expensive fur made out of a skunk ass, wouldn't that constitute as murder? I mean, in this world where animals are anthropomorphic, intelligent, and run a civilization, and where they all live together in "harmony", didn't he just confess to murdering and defiling a corpse? Even if the skunk was already dead, he just admitted to skinning another living creature. That's like me saying, "well, he is mad because I sold him an expensive human skin, but it actually came out of a homeless man's ass."
Kids movie my ass.
Hey! Hold on, come back! I'll tell you what! I can lower those 1,000 provisions down to 800, just as long as you take part in the five hour story telling party.>>677398570
>>677397979
oh, and sorry I missed you in >>677398648
You're cool too. Thumbs up.
My legend dates back to the 12th Century you see. My legend is quite old. The 12th Century was a long time ago.
>>677396371
5' 9", 160 lbs, White, 21
likes: films/filmmaking, art, music, history, engineering
dislikes: philistinism/anti-intellectualism/close-mindedness/willful ignorance, cultural vandalism (These all sound highly pretentious don't they)
mini-bio: Want more from life, trying to get it, feel like i should be trying harder. aspiring to be an editor, dream job would be film restoration
A symphony can not be created using common sense and probabilities.It is already written in the fate of the composer. No... that's not it. A symphony is the inevitable result of a bad childhood, deafness, and too many beans eaten after a certain time of day.
Someone post the Judy in heat comic please
>>677399188
Awesome man. I'm going through a program that specializes in that stuff. It's good stuff man. Keep working at it.
>>677394924
can you kill yourself right quick for science?
>>677394924
Judy will never bounce her bunny butt into me.
It hurts to live, /b/.
>>677399391
You ever tried dating a girl that likes you? Get a hold of yourself heretic.
>>677399325
This please
>>677395991
THIS IS VANDALISM TOWARDS AN IMAGE OF THE EMPEROR
HERESY WILL BE SEVERELY PUNISHED
strawpoll.me/7175006
>>677396371
i dont speak in false measures
186 cm, 75 kg, white 17
likes: literature (reading a little since lazy af), music, videogames, movies, to make jokes out of everything, sentient lifeforms with no harmful intentions
dislikes: sentient lifeforms with harmful intentions, my laziness, people in general
Mini-bio: I try to be friendly with everyone, and when it succeeds i usually dont know whats acceptable to say to that person so i just joke around until i become a comic relief. I am also very accepting of your ideals if they dont hurt other beings.
Geffags a nigger
>>677399613
posts angry
doesn't post heresy pic
emperor help you battle brother
>>677399613
In the name of the emperor, cease your rant.
Everything here is fine, noting is to be purged. By orders of the custodes.
>>677396371
6'5, 270 lbs, white, 20
Likes: cars, video games, women, computers, technology, how things work
dislikes: my job, school, stupid customers at work
mini-bio: poor college student scraping his way through community college while working as a Porter and receptionist at a dealership.
>>677399713
>strawpoll.me/7175006
> Judy is not for sex is an option
> Judy is only for sex isn't
>>677396820
>>677399560
> Dating
> 2016
Yeah, I'm the heretic.
>>677399857
>>677399957
Shhh
let me tell you my secret, brothers
I am simply a skeleton and I've no knowledge of the very gameplay of any warhammer game.
I know even least about the emperor.
Get spooked.
Imagine burying your face into that soft wool while you hit it.
>>677399042
Huh...
>>677400445
I'm in it for the lore man.
Don't get spooked. Get into it. Very rewarding.
Just remember b/ros...
>>677395991
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HERETICAL
>>677400686
Does anyone have any lewd pictures of the sheep without ugly fucking dicks? I need cute/sexy sheepy pictures and I need them now.
>>677394924
i fucked judy WAAAAAY before all this zootopia fame.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?

this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
>>677400927
>>677400927
stop my dude
>>677400686
As an undead abomination, I am naturally also a fan of lore, but my intentions where to show that my level of heresy reached such high grounds that I had no information about the very gameplay of any warhammer game, showing my inexperience with the franchise in general.
wich is all true.
i like the fox more than the bunny
>>677396371
why the fuck not
5'10, 172 pounds, white, 23
Likes: music (playing piano and drums), vidya, movies (specially horror) and the gym
Dislikes: Lazy people, long sleeps in bed¨
Mini-bio: Working in the airforce with propellant and aviation fuel, kinda like it, lot of work. I just like to relax on my free time
>>677400807
Thank you based anon.
>>677400918
sure my dude
>>677400918
>>677398091
This is one of my favorite animu's
>>677401102
Fuck that.
>>677401417
indeed
>>677401117
Nice. I'm heading into the military soon too.
For photography and graphics work but the benefits and pay are fuckign sweet.
>>677401561
Nice to hear, good luck!
You guys didn't forget that I, a skeleton, is here
right?
you guys?
I need attention
>>677402303
Heretic recognizes skelington
skelington you have the floor. Wow us.
Which one would you prefer?
>>677402402
Allright I'm going to show you guys my outstanding inhuman jogging abilities.
>>677402619
I'll take gifs and webms for 200
>>677402619
official art please
>>677402661
Aweyeah. Das some good walkin'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6-ZGAGcJrk
We should make a pic with the space marines.
As a sign of thanks and an offering.
>>677402619
All of them
>>677402954
You know what. You want edits?
Alright. Lets do this shit
Taking requests for mashups.
>>677402709
we'll start with you
>>677402911
disgusting
atleast post the original poser
>>677403083
Can you do skeletons?
>>677402619
Judy x Nick
>>677402619
if you have the Judy in heat comic I would blow you
>>677403164
how about I slap your shit
>>677403083
I guess Judy as a sister of battle?
Lol @ furfags straight up ripping off MLP and telling everyone how hard h=they cum to it
>>677402619
>>677403453
>>677403444
engrish iz a buatiful languaje
>trips czeched
>>677403581
dass no human judy
>>677403581
Fuck yeah that's some good shit.
>>677403681
Have barely any human Judy, but as you may see there's a huge line
>>677403697
These webms are fucking god-tier. Please moar.
coming up
>>677403921
>>677404019
Doing god's work anon
I'm shit. Deal.
>>677404297
Hold up, one sec
>>677404297
>>677404297
It looks nice. A few more of anything will probably be good.
You know after lurking a bit more and actually watching those webm you guys were posting instead of just posting skeleton pictures, I realised just how sad these threads are
I mean my best guess is there's a certain amount of people who deep in their heart don't care about the bunny porn, but instead are just sitting, watching webms about the bunny's relationship with the fox, the small things they do together.
These people, are kiss-less virgins who weren't ever at least in a couple as a joke, they are truly sad and it breaks my unexisting skeleton heart when I think about these people, sitting, watching, and believing that one day, perharps, they'll find someone to do those things with.
Post sad judy please you assholes
Drawfag here, someone requested this last thread, dunno if you're here, but here ya go.
>>677404562
I had somebody to do these with. She had my kid and left.
I'm in here because I'm putting off going to sleep.
But yeah. It's pretty fuckin' sad.
you staying or leaving?
>>677394924
zootopia 3/10
Last (good) one
Now onto official art
>>677404739
Stfu dylan im going to kick you out of my skype call
>>677404726
Oh but I don't actually feel sad for you, I'm just making sure you're letting your guard down for me and my skeleton brothers to raid your home during your sleep and murder everyone who may be in it.
I'm a skeleton, I don't feel emotions other than anger.
>>677402848
Your turn
>>677404888
You tell yourself that. You may be a skeleton. But you have a beating heart in that empty ribcage dont you.
>>677404910
>>677405011
NO I DON'T YOU GOD DAMN RETARD, YOU SAID IT YOURSELF IT WAS EMPTY, WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING GAY OR SOMETHING BECAUSE I MADE IT CLEAR THAT ANGER WAS THE ONLY THING I COULD FEEL AND YOU LIL CUNT DECIDED TO FUEL THAT ANGER WITH BLISSFULL IGNORANCE
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
>>677397222
Its Midna?
>>677405149
You're mad cuz I didn't do your spoopy judy edit.
>>677405576
AND NOW YOU REMINDED ME OF THAT
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S POSSIBLE TO BE EVEN MORE ANGRY THAN THAT FOR FUCK'S SAKE THIS IS JUST PURE UTTER BULLSHIT WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I HAVE TO EVEN FEEL ANY EMOTIONS I'M A SPAWN OF HELL OR ANY FUCKING EVIL THING FUCK IF I KNOW FOR ALL I KNOW I MIGHT JUST BE SOME NECROMANCER'S GOD DAMN SEX SLAVE THEN YOU LIL CUNT COMES OVER AND REMINDS ME THAT YOU WERE TOO MUCH OF A USELESS PIECE OF SHIT TO EVEN DO A SIMPLE SKELETON
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HOLY FUCK
OP of the first 2 original threads here.
What the fuck happened??
5 threads? Holy shit
>>677405829
dunno, i just joined in briefly into this thread
>>677404464
Every fucking day I come to this thread and this faggot fox is sitting there with this stupid fucking look on his face
Seriously though if Nick didn't have that same fucking smugface on 80% of the time he'd be a much better character
>>677405829
We allied with the space marines.
>>677405576
whats with the warhammer zootopia crossover stuff?
>>677404739
>implying boxxy is anything other than an ugly scene girl
>>677406252
marines attacked and we absorbed them
>>677406049
I mean all of those faces are so good and they went with the annoying sameface in every promo art and animation snippet FUCK
What the fuck have I created...
>>677405829
Space marine alliance.
And a skelington
Last one
>>677406459
STOP CALLING ME SKELLINGTON, I CAN ONLY THINK ABOUT THIS GOD DAMN SKINNY AS FUCK GIRL WHO'S PUSSY APEARED ACCIDENTALLY IN A YOUTUBE VIDEO
JUST CALL ME "VERY SEDUCTIVE SKELETON OF TRUTH" IT'S SIMPLE, PEOPLE
WRUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>>677406337
Do not refer to it as an absorbtion. It is an alliance. Do not boast of "defeating" us.
Unless you'd like us to continue the assault?
>>677406769
You mean this?
>>677399785
agreed, fuck him
>>677405814
>>677404739
>worthless cancer queen shitposting
Judy is no mere queen. She is our unanimously established grand Empress. You WILL show her the proper respect, knave.
>>677406944
Whoops, meant to post this
>>677406944
YES, WHAT ELSE YOU SLOW SHIT?
>>677407044
I CALMED DOWN FOR A MOMENT THEN WHEN I SAW THIS FUCKING INSULT OF A PICTURE, IT PISSED ME OFF AGAIN
THEN YOU FUCKBOIS WONDER WHY SKELETONS GO AROUND MURDERING PEOPLE WITH ONE HANDED SWORDS FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, WHAT THE FUCK
THIS IS THE WORST SKELETON PICTURE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.