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>>677347882
i would date you
>>677347998
thanks (dude?)
Where are you from?
>>677349173
looks like a painting
>>677349360
I would love to kick your head in
>>677349560
fuccboi/10
>>677347882
8.5/10
>>677349696
>I would love to kick your head in
>implying your neckbeard ass could
>>677349696
I have an lg G4 and sometimes the camera is weird with its focusing.
Let the chemo begin
>>677349785
lmao anyone with the body of a 12 year old could handle you
only decent photo i could take
>>677350096
fuck this cellphone man
>>677350089
>hurrr durrr mom i'm talking shit on the internet again
i'd stomp a mudhole in your ass
>>677349989
you look like a chill dude
Chefanon reporting
>>677349989
You look like a nice guy/10
>>677350324
Um thanks for the complement Lls
>>677350329
dude who stole your arm ?
>>677350361
>>677350354
>>677350329
take it over to
>>>/soc/
>>677350314
haha baby face fagboi you cant do shit, sit the fuck down or get the fuck down learn to know your limit
>>677350621
come down to texas and say that to my face.
Honestly, is a faces of /b/ really worth that much effort?
>>677350940
Great, you scared all of them away. Cleaning /b/ one thread at a time.
>>677350233
Kek
>>677350975
>>>/soc/
>>>/soc/
There is a board for your needs.
>>677350361
Why thank you
>>677350871
honestly if i wanted to go to the shittiest part of America to fight a softy, I wouldn't see why the effort. Kill yourself and don't spread your already fucked genetics
>>677351256
But we want faces of /b, not faces of /soc.
>>677351256
well its /b/ man, you could make any thread you want without an asshole posting gore in it because he doesnt like it
>>677351467
awww poor newfag is upset. silly cuck
>>677351470
>anonymous faces
You don't understand, I'm the least of your worries.
>>677351558
>>677347882
you look like you're gonna bomb me
>>677351647
Eh. /b is named random. Chemo is more required for loli, furry or trap. They already have boards too, and I see no gore there.
>>677351461
>caring this much about a thread
Keep up the cats torture, I fucking hate them. They keep shiiting in my lawn
>>677351856
It's on the list.
>>677351908
>caring this much
I suggest you not?
Iuno
>>677351638
>newfag
you fuccbois bore me
>>677352035
They crop up faster than faces threads do. Go hit Zootopia, thats popular.
It appears another great outburst of autism has caught my attention, continue shitposting until I return.
>>677352230
on the list
>>677352252
Honestly, I dont care as much that you did it, its that I had to see it. Not like it phases me, but people who try to derail legit threads aren't trolls, just assholes.
>>677352558
8/10 real fuccboi
>>677352472
Wasn't really talking to you but thanks for that hot opinion
Chefanon again.
>>677352930
7/10 legit chef
>>677353075
I know right. Heres when I showed /b how to make hollandaise.
Niko, it's your cousin. Want to go bowling?
>>677352558
age?
>>677347882
bmmp
>>677355826
That facial hair / 10
>>677355958
yea?
>>677355991
Need to get rid of it. Let the root grow
>>677356120
Dude. Duckface. Just for that you get a 3.
>>677356120
And your chinhair looks like a buttcrack. J/s.
>>677350006
Lol what in gods name
>>677355688
u look faggot
>>677347882
Alpha marinefag here. Do your worst /b/
>>677350354
What should I eat tomorrow?
>>677357317
Salute for the corps. But you wanted it, so...
Give you a wig, padded bra and a thong, you're like the perfect trap.
>>677357317
are you latino? also, please post a quick timestamped pic
>>677357466
What do you enjoy eating?
>>677357617
Pretty much anything.
>>677357317
Better looking and in better shape than all of you. I'm also full of confidence and I'm downing in pussy to top it all off. I'll make sure to defend you civilians lacking what it takes to be part of the most elite entry fighting force there is. God bless America
>>677357317
Beta marine POG. What are you? A cook? An administrator? Warehouse clerk?
>>677357768
7/10 natural. Probably a 6 with makeup. Lil bit older, but thats okay.
>>677357792
Then eat that. Im not your mother.
>>677357899
Id join but due to a chronic lifelong illness I'm unfit for service.
do your worst
>>677358166
Can we get a photo without autism or is that asking too much?
>>677358270
wayyyy too much.
>>677358340
Then you sir get an autistic / chromosome.
>>677358101
>Then eat that.
>>677357596
I'm ethnicity is Mexican American.
>>677358432
Yo are you a POG or not?
>>677358432
One of the few that actually amount to something then.
>>677358432
nice. are you cut or unsnipped then?
Guess my name for a cock shot.
>>677358709
Rico Ramirez
>>677357317
I would snap you in a second, faggot.
Get off the government teat.
>>677357317
What led you to join the Marines? Honest question
>>677358709
Dick Cockburn
>>677358709
>>677358955
Same cunt, BTW.
>>677357317
It's a shame you're not white.
>>677358532
Yup, he's a POG avoiding the question
>>677359047
Mess.
>>677358101
A case like yours is so sad. I give you all my respect.
>>677358955
dubs don't lie
>>677359047
mii character
>>677359322
They sure don't, dubber.
>>677358532
I'm a super pog but a lot tougher than most infinity. I have a 300 pft and cft.
>>677359406
>pft
>cft
Are those the sounds your ass makes when your boyfriend pulls out?
old pic.
inb4 shave, already done
>>677358955
Id just shoot you in the head. I'm an expert rifleman. I'd out run you and failure to stop you.
>>677358432
you still lurking?
>>677358955
>>677359322
>>677359377
Now that is what I call confirmation.
>>677358967
To travel and finish getting my Batchelors degree in English.
>>677359835
I am an enduro cyclist... I doubt you'd outrun me.
>>677360010
Bitch you're an endurobentdickiest you look slow and bulky. If you can run 3 miles in 17 min and 30 seconds than yeah you can out run me.
>>677359838
Yup
>>677359835
You think I'm not licensed?
>>677359986
>Bachelor's degree
Just so you can say you learned something from 4chan
>>677357923
Combat Camera
>>677360232
Then I wasn't trolling with: >>677358627
>>677360180
Running has fuck all on cycling, man.
Everyone knows cycling is the roughest sport there is regarding cardio.
You want my Strava stats?
>>677359889
This is awesome, lol
>>677360298
Gotcha. swiping words in my phone equals a lot of typos. In one post I stopped infantry and it made it infinity.
>>677359252
huh?
>>677359333
wat
>>677360420
im an ultra enduro cyclist. i take it to the nxt lvl
>>677359620
>underrated
>>677347882
Young Guardiola/10
hi am I hot?
>>677360508
Or is it a touchy subject for you?
>>677361947
I aprexiate the honesty. I've been feeling really ugly lately I keep striking out with girls
>>677361797
what's ur magic level?
Nice try FBI.
18/Nj
>>677362464
You look like a normal person.
Keep it up.
>>677362400
Drug addict lvl 100
>>677358432
do you enjoy being a marine so far?
>>677362464
native to the garden state?
>>677362854
Yes sir 856, South Jersey
>>677362743
The hard part is the first four months because it's so physically demanding. Then I'd a lot of schooling till you get to the fleet where you actually get to do your job.
>>677363123
You ugly mother fucker
>>677362576
haha weed aint no drug
>>677363029
nice. circumcised there as well?
>>677362965
You like taking pics against that wall I see
>>677363295
In fact I am, I also have a 65° lilt. Goes to the left.
>>677363123
lumerjack
Pain is my only friend.
>>677360287
you look like a queer
nice gray hair
>>677359687
emo was out of style in 2005
>>677358432
stupid as fuck look
>>677357768
I know you're really a girl, but you look like a tranny.
>>677350354
meh, not bad
>>677350233
okay
>>677347882
pretty good
>>677349560
fag
>>677363384
Interesting. Feel free to post a pic if you'd like
>>677363412
timestamp a pic?
>>677363350
It was a changing room, I took two pictures. My normal backdrop is my shower/closet door.
Sup peeps
bmmp
>>677363455
I'd have to pass, it straightens out when I get hard and gf wouldn't be happy if I posted 8 inches hard, I'm content though.
>>677363832
That's good. There's no reason from your description for you not to be glad. But if you don't mind saying, are you happy you're cut? And were you also left with a thin brown/tan line from it?
>>677363868
Get some sleep.
>>677364137
But it's not even 7
Last picture I'll post.
>>677347882
are you an idm lad? wew
>>677364095
I'm happy I'm cut, most girls I've been with are happy I'm cut and I don't have the line.
>>677364421
Gotcha. Then regarding the line, you may indeed not have one. But if you did, it'd look something like this--a thin tan ring running around the shaft, likely separating two color shades. Would you mind checking real quick to verify whether you do or don't have such a thing?
>>677364515
would have a beer with/10
R8 it
>>677364659
I don't have one, mine blends.
>>677363451
>thinking grey hair is an insult
Kids...
>>677364844
Interesting. Then if you have any brothers, are they snipped too?
>>677363031
And you're sure you don't want to answer?
>>677365027
I'd imagine so, I come from a Christian family.
Interesting questions I must say.
>>677347882
R8 me guys
>>677365414
Sir egg of head
>>677350256
WTF??
what are they making, soup?
>>677365414
Upside down head/10
>>677364950
thinking being here past 50 is a good thing?
fucking newfag at 55 years old
fucking retard
>>677365183
Yea, it's an esoteric interest of mine. Thanks for humoring me. But a final question--if your bros were in fact cut, would they have been before or after you were, chronologically speaking?
>>677365414
Fucking top KEK
>>677365551
they boil off the skin/fur you fucking moron
>>677365580
If you want my dick just ask, kid.
I know Im a faggot, but luckily all you are faggots too, so its all ok.
>>677365580
/b/ would be a more interesting place if there were a greater number of older posters here.
>>677365580
>not recognizing a trip
>being this new
He's been here since at least 2006, Anon. Him and Hooky.
>>67736>>677365602
I wouldn't know, I am the middle child.
>>677360287
post cock and ass fagit
>>677359986
>English
Kek, have fun serving coffee for a living
>>677366062
He has probably never even seen a trip before.
Hook went to, and stayed on, /soc/ I believe.
>>677363198
post cock fagit
>>677365954
Im waiting for the dick to pop out of the box.
>>677366266
Ah, ok. And for what it's worth, religion may be a bad reason to do much of anything (if that was your parents' motive for having you cut), but in addition to girls preferring it it's also cleaner and at least a little healthier. Plus it's much harder to get done later in life
>>677365656
Kek
>>677347882
+1 for Burial
>>677366282
>>677365825
You ain't getting no ass though.
>>677363832
not who you linked to, but you sure you wouldn't post it in a /soc/ dick rate thread, maybe after this current thread dies? it just sounds like an interesting D
bumpers
>>677366885
They call me captain hook in school lol, I don't think I will post it. I'm straight + I have a gf.
>>677366430
From what I know circumcising has its ups and down. I had it done as a child so I can't remember the snip lol. Would much prefer it done as a child than as an adult.
>>677347882
>poop
>>677367518
Yeah, there are a reasonable number of anons (mostly european men) who trash on cut on this site. But they're mostly full of crap, making statements about how much more pleasure they get when they've only ever been uncut. The guys who actually have perspective are those who got cut post puberty, and nearly all the ones I've interviewed have said it didn't reduce their sexual pleasure at all.
If you have a small interest in the subject, here's a link to a very short article summarizing a recent meta-study on the subject. http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/04/07/circumcision-benefits-outweigh-risks-study-reports/?_r=0
>>677349360
If you built up your arms and chest I'd totally fuck you
>>677367518
was yours a full cut? as in, when 100% soft, is the head completely and easily exposed?
>>677367890
Yeah there's a lot of people who trash talk it. I don't mind, I never really had a say and if I did I'd go with cut because i think id look better cut rather than uncut.
>>677368140
I don't know the percentage but I believe it is. I can see the head completely soft.
>>677368393
You're a retard.
I've been a bad boy, my cat died after I fucked it all day. Please call me and tell me how fucked I am 224 + 577 - 7020
>>677368301
The whole "have a say" argument is probably the strongest the anti-cut crowd has imho. But it overlooks how horrible it is to get it done later in life. Most of the uncut dudes I've chatted with (can you tell this is my hobby?) who wished they were cut were afraid to get it done because of the pain/expense/embarrassment of getting that sort of thing done. Plus it's riskier the older you get.
>>677368688
That's like your opinion though, I don't think I'm much of a retard for not knowing my percentages of circumcisions. It's like me calling you a dyslexic retard for not knowing the length of your third toe on each foot.
>a wild Snorlax appears.
>>677368393
shame you aren't willing to post it :(
and for percentages, there's really no such thing. the only difference is between those who are fully cut versus those who are loosely cut. (not the anon who called you a retard btw)
>>677368871
I'd have to agree with that, honestly I don't think I'd be anymore unhappy with my penis if I wasn't cut, if I wasn't cut id imagine most woman would just say "neat" and ignore it (unless the fact you have the cheese) but yeah. Much happier parents did it to me as a child rather than as a adult having to find a location to do it, have my insurance clear it, go through three day pain period (I'd assume somewhere like that) and having that memory wouldn't be very good.
>>677369470
Yeah, I have a tiny conscious and I'd imagine my gf would get upset with me if I say "heey I posted my dick online."
>>677369626
That may well be. Though the last observation I'd make comes from a recent YouGov poll, which found that about ten percent of cut guys were unhappy with their status, but about a quarter of cut dudes were unhappy. So I guess you could use that to inform the odds of your being unhappy either way.
>>677368974
No, you're a retard because you talk about your cock but don't post it.
What's the point?
Not that I even care... I post mine, and don't want to see any others. But there is clearly a pasty, skinny faggot wanting yours, and you keep talking to him.
>>677369355
oh hush, you don't look fat at all you fucking retard.
>>677369863
well, it's prolly a good thing that you have a sense of morality. though I don't think she could charge you with unfaithfulness for doing that
>>677369863
>>677370192
after all, others at your school have apparently already seen your D ("captain hook")
>>677369868
I'm happy with it, I don't have any complaints. I like the size, I like my lilt, and I like my circumcision. I'm very happy I wjth everything in my life.
>>677369972
"I'm not a faggot but just post your cock. I posted mine bro. I swear it's not gay, I just jerk off to traps sometimes bro I'm not a faggot, I don't even care just post your cock faggot. I'm not gay, I swear"
>>677370260
That is good, lol.
>>677370259
I'm very confident with my body, I walk around the swim locker room nude.
>>677370689
with a boner? fucking homo
>>677370689
hmm, then just to parse out the morals of it, if you don't mind others seeing you nude in that context, how would it be different to post a pic (in a separate thread where your face isn't posted), vis a vis your gf?
>>677370950
Lmao sometimes I run into the wall too.
No you fucking tard lmao, my penis is only lilted when soft.
>>677371018
I don't know, one is for others to see most likely do to something to while the other one is me just being over confident with myself. I don't just casually do laps around the swim locker room I usually take a shower and walk over to my locker and get dressed.
