>>677280358
0/10 pic

>>677280358
whats with that face

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>>677280445
bad start

>>677280358
Is it true most patients are cured when the insurance money runs out?

>>677280555
Not even close, mostly because that's not how treatment nor insurance money works.

Try again.

>>677280636
bumpu

>>677280358
Does jacking off to chicks with dicks make you gay?

>>677280358
I'm a fucked up dude with plenty of memes to go around and I'll never willingly seek help. How does that make you feel?

>>677280955
if that makes you gay i dont wanna be straight

>>677280636
Well, I've know two psychologist in my life, and they said they were made just keep talking to the people until the money ran out.

How do I take over the world

>>677280955
Gay and straight are very limiting terms; human sexuality doesn't work like that.

I'd say you are around 75% straight, 25% gay. So a straight leaning bi.

>>677280967
Makes me sad because you'll die angry and confused and alone.

>>677281074
Psychologists don't talk to people like that; therapists do. So....

>>677281127
Destroy it.

>>677281127
first you take some sharks
then you add laser beams
after that the world pretty much takes over itself

>>677280358
What is the difference between your work and that of a psychiatrist?

>>677281183
Have you ever had depression?

Alright I'll bite
My anxiety is off the fucking roof. I sometimes get so fucking anxious I throw up, and I'm fuckin petrified that it will happen in public. Any advice or some shit?

I always want to kill people. I dont know why but every time i meet someone who I think is a idiot I want to bash their brains in. I always wanted to kill someone for the fun of it but never have. Im afraid I might do it one day.

>>677281255
A psychiatrist can prescribe medication and rarely deals with patients more than twenty minutes.

>>677281300
I am suicidally depressed right now!

>>677281342
You need CBT; seek a medical professional, they can help you with it.

>>677281385
That's not really a question.

>>677281420
Well what the fuck do I do about wanting to kill people.

>>677281420
Is this that same fucking girl

Goddamnit I wish I could hate you to death

Can you recommend me an 8/10 (or better) movie?

How do I get over the anxiety of talking to girls, im a solid 7/10 but I just can't talk to them when the time comes

>>677281420
I'll closed beta test you baby ;^)

>>677281342
Stop being weak.

I've been diagnosed with terminal depression, I can't afford treatment and don't have the courage to tell anyone. Worst part is I fear a may not get to see my sister give birth to our son.

>>677280358
16 personalities test is accurate?

>>677281553
The Thing

>>677281553
the datjeering limited

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>>677281533
Do you just go in all threads like this asking the same question hoping that the answer will change?

>>677281492
Sounds like you have ASPD. Seek medical attention.

>>677281533
Don't know what you are talking about

>>677281553
/V/H/S

>>677281603
Anxiety isn't caused by weakness

>>677281556
ASk your doctor about beta blockers

>>677281658
What in the hell is "terminal depression"?

>>677281680
No.

>>677281556
Practice by playing dating sims.

>>677280358

when one has sex a long time, he begins to lose his sanity?

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Есть кто русский, ребзя?
I'm Russian, and I hate Ukrainians. Ask me anything.

I'm a super villian, I think that I am the first rl super villian. It all started with jerking off in people's coffe at mcdonnalds, now It has taken me to places I never thought I'd go....

>>677281810
do you even lift? have you ever challenged Vladimir Putin to a knife fight and lost?

>>677281791
Ty I'm gonna try this

>>677281795
That is a question, but nonsensical.

>>677281810
This ain't your thread. Back to /pol/ with you.

>>677281884
Ask not a question.

There is always this man that comes out of the attic and my parents don't believe me I'm dead serious about this . He always comes out at night and I always just watch what he does he mostly watches TV and eats are food buy the reason why I don't go by him is because he always has a knife in his pocket . How do I tell my parents and make them believe me and yes the don't go into the attic and once I told them to but they refuse how do I tell them ????

I am a lot less depressed compared to the last 3 years. I believe this is why my anxiety disorder flares up a lot less. Should I focus on tackling the depression rather than the anxiety disorder itself? Seems more effective.

>>677281952
You have schizophrenia or schizo-affective disorder. Seek medication; you are hallucinating.

>>677282007
Yes. Depression can CAUSE anxiety.

>>677281789
Hmm beta blockers, my native language is not English but I will check it out

>>677282140
I think he's saying stop being a beta...

>>677280358
Alright, i'm a 20male who cares about his privacy so much that he keeps changing his mac address and everything every single day. i don't have a gf or use social media
rip me
idk

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>>677281952
Take a... picture..?

Im always watching porn every day, I download about 1tb a month or more. I hit it about twice a day. Im also married but would prefer to jack it. How can I get off porn.

>>677281810
Почему ты сука блять

>>677280358
you don't feel unconfortable knowing that psychology is a pseudoscience?

Hi,
I often have crazy mood swings where one day I will wake up and be okay, and the next 4 or 5 days I'll be in a huge "Fuck it" mood where I want to kill anyone and everyone, including myself. I'll usually be fine and even energetic the next couple of days though. Is this any cause for concern?

>>677282303
No beta blockers are an actual thing. At least google

>>677282303
Yes that is why he told me to get beta blockers...

Is it correct create an study of human behavior based in something as retarded as statistics?

>>677282308
how do you change mac address everyday??

I'm too scared to go up there and it's day time he is a deranged man . I swear on my mom life he is crazy and I think my parents know he is here but they won't acknowledge it because they are scared themselves but I will try to take a pic tonight and make a thread

i lool great in mirrors, like solid 8/10 but when I open up lets say the front cam on snapchat I wanna fucking kill
myself cause I just turned into a 3 at best

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>>677282140
They are effective against anxiety.

>>677282303
Alpha and beta do not even remotely describe human interactions. Discard the concept.

>>677282308
Changing your MAC does not in any way improve your security; your ISP operates as a NAT and can easily de-anonymize that, as can literally any website that cares.

I'm a programmer; fingerprinting your browser is trivial, as is leaving zombie cookies that you cannot delete by clearing browser history. Hell, etags and many other techniques track you; MAC is the least of your worries.

Your privacy is gone the moment you use the internet Anonymous.

>>677282397
Put download caps on your connection; your ISP can help you.

>>677282432
Yeah, no it isn't. It was a proto-science, but with neurology and behavioral psych, it's a full science. Actually, it's part of STEM according to the US government.

>>677282438
Yes. It may be bipolar or depression. Seek medical attention.

>>677282584
Statistics aren't retarded.

Can ADD cause anxiety? I've been treated for anxiety for the last 10 years but I think I may have ADD instead. I've never been able to focus enough to even read a book for 10 minutes.

>>677281941
From the cold streets of LA I was born in a hateful world with only one chance to be anything. My name is black serpant I am a villian I have the police force under my thumb. I prank call 911, I shove old lady's on the street. I even spit in a little girls ice cream. If I wear to tell you about my life about what got me so low could you even understand? Could you help me reform from my evil doings or will you push me deeper down the well of disceet. Touch me with your mind powers pyscologist.

>>677282661
Sorry to break it to you but... You are a solid 4 maybe 5... Stop lying to yourself

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>>677280358
I'mma girl.

>>677282661
So get a better camera.

>>677282658
He's not real. Seek medical attention.

>>677282699
Yes, but also anxiety can case lack of focus.

Why haven't you mentioned this to your doctor?

>>677282830
I don't think you are a danger to anyone but yourself.

>>677282864
That's not a question.

>>677282928
Is this a question?

>>677282626
Since i heard about the nsa spying on people and finding them by their MAC address, i keep changing it

>>677283048
Yeah, that's not how it works. Do you want me to actually explain how it works?

>>677282680
Dude that is only what i do.
I use vpns and i keep blocking every script on a page.
I only use virtual machine and tor. It is impossible for them to track anything, it is like i keep formating my disk everyday

>>677282864
Will you be my gf, p l e a s e
;____;

>>677283119
Tell us anon

>>677282680

Thanks, my older brother was diagnosed as being bipolar, so maybe it's a genetic thing in our family.

Also, society and my family tells me that I should feel guilty about not talking to my terminally-ill mom for 4 years before she died. However, given my thoughts on our relationship leading up to that point, I don't feel guilty and even see her death as a sort of relief. In your professional opinion, does that make me fucked up? (Also, is there any sort of related psychosis to being "cold-hearted" like that?)

Thanks again, anon.

>>677282680
>Statistics aren't retarded.

Yes they are, is an epistemological load of crap especially when your premises are vague and can fit on anything. Come on, most of the psicological evaluations are founded in a little group of people responding a limited and conditioned number of questions in an attempt of create categories that reduces complex process.

>>677283412
Yea I will xox pls tell me your skype or something so we can talk :3 x

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>>677280518
>autistic weeaboo image with based manny pardo's hand
kys

>>677283322
>>677283119
I love how you're perpetuating his problem, who gives a shit if nsa wants to dig through my porn stash, I'm sure mine fairly docile compared to what I've seen here.

>>677283539
s s s sskype??? it is not safe
how about steam or we can use https://ricochet.im/
am i dreaming

>>677283716
ok anon lets do it

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>>677283716
How the fuck is Skype less safe than either of those...

>>677283703
Well, i have paranoia and i'm obsessed with protecting my data and my privacy on the net
i always feel unsecure

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>>677283322
VPN's won't work, they can easily be de-anonymized. TOR suffered a HUGE attack recently.

And using a VM actually makes it EASIER to track you, as most people DO NOT use them, giving them an ENORMOUSLY GOOD fingerprint.

These very techniques were used to de-anonymize TAILS and TOR in conjunction in five out of seven test scenarios.

>>677283435
So, everything you do, from the lowest level TCP interface to the higher application levels, leave "fingerprints", indelible marks that allow you to be traced. Using deep packet inspection, for example, they can tell which application is generating which packets, and track your usage.

Unless you are literally as average as possible, you can be tracked by the things you do unqiue to you, such as which websites you visit, how you enter your passwords, etc etc.

Everything leaves fingerprints, and ironically, the more you try to subvert that, the more unique you are (as no one else tries to do it), and therefore the easier it is to track you.

The easiest way to remain private is to be average; average people in a crowd of average people don't stand out.

>>677283519
No, that just means your relationship with her broke any bonds you have.

>>677283537
Yeah, you seem to think if a tool can be used poorly, it shouldn't be used at all. A car can kill people or get you from A to B; we don't throw it away because it can be used improperly, we develop conventions that make it easier to use properly.

Statistics is the same way.

Also, you are trying to argue case studies aren't very useful....which we all already know.

>>677283772
You didn't even link the right post.

also the government ain't my father.

Why am I so unmotivated to do anything? I acknowledge the fact that I'm not doing anything productive with my life right now but even so I don't take any action to change it. I'm currently depressed and believe me not doing anything productive is the source of my depression. Any tips on how to get started on changing my life?

>>677280358
I fantasize a lot about family and friends dying.
Not because I want them to die, but it's more fantasizing about how I would react to their deaths. Also the few deaths/funerals I've dealt with I got over VERY fast and if I felt sad at all about any of them it was very brief. By brief I mean mostly less than a day.

Lack of focus is one of the first things I mentioned to my doc. I'm on 150mg of nutrition a day. Feels good but focus is still missing. Have been through Zoloft, venlafaxine and others. He tells me ADD and anxiety are completely different.

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>>677283716

Nikka, I didn't post that. Another anon is deserving you.

>>677283950
Then you should just not use the internet.

Oh wait, it's convenient and that comes at a cost doesn't it?

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>>677280358
Are bronies human?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06XFt0s1JR8&ab_channel=AndreasPeahc

>>677284089
i can't live without neto

>>677283957
Why does a psych major know so much about computers?

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>>677284035
That's actually relatively common and not indicative of problems. Your brain has a WHOLE SECTION dedicated to running and rerunning scenarios.

>>677284020
Because you haven't DONE anything; you need to start doing simple easy things and work your way up.

>>677284102
Yes. Is this even a question?

>>677284190
Then stop worrying and learn to love the bomb.

>>677284200
I'm a programmer!

>>677284069
now i'm confused
my id ricochet:jangm4hpcngykuwa
anonchan add me

>>677280358
What are the evolutionary functions of emotions, such as anger, anxiety, and enthusiasm and what do they imply in ingroup and outgroup interactions?

>>677283716
>>677284069
'tis true I lied to fuck with you if you will. I'm sorry anon I just couldn't help it.

>>677283950
Why?, unless you're talking about sending bombs to isis nothing will come of it, plus security in numbers, nsa scanning billions of machines who the fuck are you to them?

150mg bupropion, not nutrition

Why am I such a pushover with women? I have always thought it was because I was i a relationship with a girl that cheated on me in middleschool.

>>677284271
You said you were a psycologist, are living in two worlds?

Day 1 observations man walks into kitchen gets milk and raised bran at 12:35 pm my parents are asleep and I'm here my the stairs with a notebook and pencil observing the deranged man get the remote and watch Simpsons with the volume at 5 . He seems to be holding a knife he may have it just in case one of us seem to stumble upon his existence my dad goes to the bathroom the man immediately shuts down TV but it's a miracle he didn't notice me and goes back into the attic. This time I see he is a man that seems to be in his mid 40s with long black hair and beard with a shirt that is worn down and smells of alcohol and a drug of some kind.
P.S. This is only the first out of 25 observations

>>677284352
They are fail safe heuristics; generally they cause actions that are safe and very safe in a stone age environment.

>>677284408
Probably not; that's too late for large scale impact.

>>677284437
Yep. I do financial models for a large financial institution; we try to predict human behavior to reduce risk.

>>677284373
as i told you, i feel unsecure, the idea of someone knowing what i'm doing or finding what i have spook me so much that i can't sleep

>>677283957
What is the easiest way to pick apart ones own mind to understand and modify it?

Antisocial Bipolar here on a life search for real feels (as opposed to the shallow, selfish ones im used to).

Why do I keep having super depressive paranoid thoughts? Like I feel like I'm going to be alone and miserable and not content for the rest of my life. Even though I know its not true. Like I have a girl now but i still get those thoughts when I space out. If it helps I use LSD

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>>677280358
how much do u charge

>>677284287
so i guess i got tricked or idk
>i will never have someone i talk to everyday and care about me

>>677284544
Seek medical attention.

>>677284626
Going to a therapist.

>>677284652
Stop using fucking hallucinogens and seek medical attention you idiot! LSD has been known to cause psychotic breaks!

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>>677280358

here are two options to prove you are legit
1) pic of your diploma with timestamp (cover up your name if you want)
2) or explain the difference between psychoanalytic and psychologist interpretation of narcissism in 15 minutes from now.

if you ignore it, then go fuck yourself lying piece of shit

>>677284730
Zero. I'm doing this for free.

Unless you think I should set up a patreon or something?

>>677284768
medical attention
sure i'm taking vitamin c and asprine everyday

>>677280358
Can you get me a job where women do not feel actualized by the simple fact they just do not understand plain language asking for a store policy enforcement of a rule I personally do not care about?

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>>677284840
I'm not going to ignore it; here's my response.

I hope you can see this, because I'm doing it as hard as I can.

>>677280358
how to live with aspd

>>677284840
Lain/10
This man knows his shit. That show made me surround myself with mammoth old computers for like 2 months
>tfw living In a mainframe makes you go crazy

>>677284544
I don't know man, it's just not right, security is an illusion, anyone can get into your shit if they wanted, and I recognize your problem but it is very silly, and you should seek help rising above it.

>>677285001
There's the white market way to do it, and the grey market. Which do you prefer?

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>>677280358
My father left aour family 15 years ago, haven't spoken to him since. I was 14 at that time. Why do I still think about him every day? How to forget him for real?

>>677284840
Exactly Op isn't qualified for this shit, it's the typical I'm an engineer I am God complex bleeding out of his fingers as he types.

>>677285022
what the hell am i supposed to do man rip

>>677283772
Psychology is an actual science.

But fuck sociology. It's just trivialized graph theory

>>677285139
>projecting

>>677285082
any market with no drugs
I h8 anything Pharmaceutical, big opponent

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>>677285098
Because he's your father.

>>677285139
Eh? Why do you say I'm a engineer?

>>677285275
Okay. Enjoy your life then.

Are you Dr. Katz squiggle vision

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>>677284939

then you are making it obvious that you are a not psychologist at all if you can't answer the question THAT simple.
The superficial satisfactory answer is few sentences long.. For a psychologist this shouldn't be a problem at all..

You are not one.. just another attention whore.

>>677285372
if I could I wouldn't post that

>>677281420
Less than an hour on /b/ and you're ready to kill yourself. Gg

Hey dude, when I was 4 I got in a carcrash with my mom she went in to a coma for a few weeks and lost her memory too, I only broke my hand but got emotionally scarred of seeing my mom "die" and abandon me when I was in need, when my family came to the hospital I didnt even acknowledge them (my brothers my grandma) but then my sister came over and talked to me and then I just burst out crying after just lying and looking at the ceiling for a few hours, after this I forgot how to ride a bike I forgot how to swim and I basically forgot everything I had learned, I got nightmares from watching TV, even cartoons gave me nightmares, like normie cartoons, I stopped eating and at 5 I was about 12kg and am super emotional now that I am 18, now I have add, anxiety, depression. And I dont really know what I'm expecting from you but yeah anything would comfort me and maybe tell me how this affected me by being 4 and getting traumatized or somth

Ive always had this thing that whenever I see a childish toy, like a teddy bear, I feel guilty. How come?

Day 2 observations

The deranged man gets out of the attic at 11:57 pm exactly when my parents go to sleep . He preforms the same process as the day 1 observations. But currently the Simpsons are not on so he proceeds to watch 2 and a half men and after finishing the raisen brand he looks over his side of the couch to see if there is anyone looking I immediately head over to the far right side of the stairs this was the closest encounter with the man. My heart is still beating hard I decide to head back to my room and as you expect the deranged man goes back to the attic.

>>677281603
Isnt it more weak to bully people with anxieties on an anonymous board :^)

So for the last couple years I've had this sort of anxiety where I will become excited for something (Can be anything, mostly small stuff like just going to hang out with friends but can be anything really) where I become so excited for something that would be otherwise trivial that I physically become nauseous to the point where my life up until that event actually takes place is miserable. I smoke pot pretty regularly, it helps to calm me down and will completely remove this anxiety all together, but I'm not a moron and I realize that this solution is not permanent. I'm kinda afraid to seek professional help because of time and money, but it is starting to interfere with my day to day life on a somewhat catastrophic scale.

Any ideas as to what may be wrong?

>>677281553
Phonebooth is a great movie

>>677280358
I have borderline personality disorder because of my childhood. I feel anger and love for this guy. I have meltdowns over what he did i wanted to cut my body up why am I like this. What do i do?

>>677280358
Why do I like little girls

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>>677285458
I could easily answer it; I'm not because you are a fucking prick.

Try asking nicer next time.

>>677285537
No, I'm like that all the time.

>>677285495
Right, but you just decided to eliminate half of all treatments and spew bullshit.

So, good luck!

>>677285601
Sounds like PTSD Anonymous. Well deserved too, that sounds awful! *hugs tightly*

What you need to do is seek medical attention, and remember it isn't your fault nor your mothers. Sometimes the world is a scary place, sometimes it is random and cold, but grabbing the bull by the horns, hanging on and refusing to let the world push you down, that's how we grow as people.

It's not your fault; but now it's time to try to make it right. If you'd like to discuss it off of /b/, I'd be more than willing to talk via email.

>>677285609
Did anything happen with toys in your life?

>>677285676
Yes.

>>677285694
Pot just makes you more anxious after, just like cigarettes. Go to a doctor and ask for beta blockers; they are highly effective.

If money is the issue, I can help you with that.

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>>677285098

>>677282308
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they AREN'T out to get you...

How does one fix depression without the use of prescription drugs?

>>677285147
Just chill the fuck out man, look into yourself and figure out why you feel insecure, it's not necessary to run yourself ragged trying to stay hidden.

>>677285601
Kill urself

>>677280358
As a kid I had a very happy beautiful life out in the country, and encountered almost no human being til I was 13 and went off to high school.

I saw how horrible humans could be, for no discernible reason, and eventually realized it was too many people living too closely together that made them think and act like this. Since there's no convincing a person from such an environment to leave it and improve things, I came to the conclusion that most, if not all, humans simply need to die out.

I wish
I could say this was a phase, but I'm 39 now and every year that conclusion is only reinforced by a greater and greater interest in and understanding of the human animal, and refuted by nothing but wishful thinking.

How do I deal with this, without engineering a virus that wipes out this horrible species in a hollowed out volcanoe?

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>>677285098
Do you want a big guy like this to be your dad?

>>677282830
2edgy4me

My parents are hard headed I tell them there is a deranged man in the fucking attic that eats our food and watches our TV they don't believe me so I take matters into my own hands and decided to call the police the police but my mom took the phone and told them I was playing a prank.


Wtf do I do to make them fucking open their eyes and believe me there is a mentally ill man in our fucking attic

>>677281074
When my insurance couldn't pay for it my therapist happily offered free session

>>677281183
Retarded tumblr lurker/10
You are either
Gay
Straight
Bi

>>677286104
You type like shit old guy.

>>677280358
How do I convince my gf to do anal?

>>677285999
A therapist or group therapy can be effect, but not as much as with medication.

>>677286104
That's not actually why people are like that, also you can't engineer viruses like that.

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>>677280358
I bet you take psychoanalysis seriously.

>>677280358
Who was the most fucked up person you have ever treated?

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>>677285933

> because you are a fucking prick.

suuuuuureeeee that's the reason why you can't disprove my suspicions.

I'm sure everybody belives you

>>677286296
ur mum

doc doc I can't cope with the defects of my body, it's all nothing I can change

how do I learn to live with them without affecting my life

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>>677286232
Yeah, the Kinsey study from a VERY long time ago confirms it. Way before tumblr.

Welcome to the real world kid.

>>677286265
Uhh. Why doesn't she want to do it?

>>677286281
I'm a behaviorist actually.

>>677286296
Someone who killed dogs to use their blood to masturbate.

>>677286333
Don't care what you think kid. Been doin' this for waaay too long to care about trolls.

>>677286417
What defects do you have?

>>677285933
Have you tried to diagnose why you're suicidal all the time?

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>>677284626
Also, know it does have a place to be able to becareful it can be a strength just as much as a weakness, try to learn when it is or isn't warranted, like your computer, is it really necessary to hide your shit on your comp? Maybe, if you were plotting the downfall of America, but if it's just your porn, or personal info, just don't be an idiot and click on strange links and shit and you'll be fine.

should I be concerned about the fact that I got raped and it didn't really bother me that much?

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>>677286200
Just how long are you planning to keep this up?

>>677286333
No one else seems to care and are just asking questions anyway.

>>677286493
I have major clinical depression that is intractable and unresponsive to antidepressants.

Why do people assume I haven't done the due diligence and gone to therapy and doctors?

>>677286344
So that's why she was late for dinner all these years...

Why do I want to have a 3some so bad?
Tbh I don't even think id be satisfied with just 2 women. I'd prefer a harem

>>677286489
Cognitive-behaviorist or literally a black box behaviorist pleb?

>>677286489
>Uhh. Why doesn't she want to do it?

she thinks it's gross and unnatural

>>677286333
Well thus far OP's proven that they have some ethos. Maybe more so in the CS field, but they have been giving a good amount of psych stuff.

>>677280358
My friend is diagnosed bipolar but tells me she sees and hears things. Could that be bipolar or could she be schizophrenic?

>>677286268
The Americans, the Russians, the Swiss, the Chinese, the French, and the Germans each did, and that was 25 years ago already.

Chimera Virus. Look it up faggots. And that was before we knew any of the gene treatment capabilities we have now. Now we'd just use the virus to deliver the really sophisticated payload, not just 50 strains of smallpox combined with ebola or whatever. You guys need to bone up on your Doomsday Devices. And anon, if you're gonna hollow out that volcano, you'd better get started now.

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>>677280358
just how many of these threads are you going to make
>>>/adv/

>>677280358

do you personally believe that sites such as 4chan which offer anonymity allowing people to show their true selves are helpful or at least educational?

>>677286489
Are you PhD, MD, MS, BS ect?

>>677286489
>Someone who killed dogs to use their blood to mastubate.
kekd

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>>677286489

>trolls

ahaha yeah yes that's absolutely right
the simple question to prove you are actually psychologist has to be from a trolling kid

How desperate are you?
It should be obvious for every person with iq higher than 80 that you are whoring lying retard