soundproof your shit

>>677278853
1. ask them to stop and explain why
2. they don't give a fuck so figure out when they sleep and do loud shit then
3. ???
4. Profit

>>677278853
Sell panties on Craigslist.

>>677278853
Did you even talk to them more than 1 time about it? Probably not

>>677278853
Kill them then become an hero

>>677278853
Get a better job and rent a duplex or townhouse.

>>677278853
Shit in the machine the night before.

>>677278853
just go down and ask them to be quiet or stop doing their shit at 6 in the fucking morning, if they persist be sassy and bleach there shit in front of them, quit being a faggot...

>>677278853
pepper extract instead of itching powder

>>677279129
only real solution to this

>>677278853
Toss a few bedbugs in when their clothes are almost done drying

>Everything in their apartment is virtually fucked now

throw a bucket of toilet water in with the dry cycle so their shit never gets dry

nothing more frustrating than a dryer that won't dry

>>677278853
piss in the washer

Op what prevents you from just bleaching the damn thing?

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>>677279362
>>677279317
These are great ideas

>>677278853

Youre too close, they will suspect its you or somebody else in the building. Worse case, they put up cameras and people still do laundry early.

Simple solution
>place sign in laundry room
>list hours of use accepted
>"NO EXCEPTIONS!"
> sign it "Management"

6am is a perfectly fine time of day for an adult to wake up. Just get your ass up, make some coffee and get started on your day.

Or stop being such a cowardly autist and politely explain to them directly and not through the landlord. That should have been your first step. Like if someone called the cops on me for noise without letting me know personally I was being too loud first, I would think they're a dick and go out of my way to fuck with them. You escalated it when a polite conversation could have fixed it with a compromise. Might be too late now depending on how many times you've bitched to the landlord and pissed them off.

>>677278853
If you haven't talked to them about it, then stop being a non-confrontational passive aggressive asshole, and tell them to change when they do their damn laundry.

If you HAVE talked to them about it, then just take all their laundry out of the dryer and throw it in the dumpster.

Put a disposable biro in the washer, it will ink-rape everything in there.

>>677279518
They'd find out wouldn't they?

>"Hey my clothes have been tampered with"
>"It must be the guy above the laundry room who's constantly complaining about me doing my laundry too early"

splash a little sulphuric acid on the laundry after it's done?
It won't do much of anything to dry clothes, but when you wash them next it'll burn fairly substantial holes in it.

>>677278853
Are the neighbors hot? If so, wait until the rinse cycle then bust a nut into it. This won't stop them but it will give you some satisfaction. Once the novelty wears off, then start posting passing/aggressive signs in the laundry room. I that doesn't work, yep, dump a gallon of bleach into their laundry.

>>677279353
what's he going to do, pop on down to the bug store and pick up some bed bugs?

>>677278853
>adding itching powder?
that's an idea. Cheap, doable, hard to prove

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When they start doing laundry, go down there and ask them if they could maybe not do it so early as you are sleeping right above.

No need to have a bigger adult (landlord) do the work for you or to pull beta as fuck tricks on them because you can't drag your autistic ass in there to confront them.

>>677279679
No, it will burn smoking holes in them in seconds.

>>677278853
On off timer on the power outlet.

>>677279129
this stop being autistic about it.

>>677279701
Nigger the only thing I pop is ur mums ass hole

>>677278853
I have a neighbor whos cat keeps screaming outside the apartment building all night giving me 2 hours a sleep per night so I did the only sensible thing and peed down her mail slot while she was at work.

Enjoy the piss you fucking whore.

buy a dolly and quickly switch the washer and dryer while their gone.

>>677278853
dont be scared

bitch

>>677279244
This

>>677279670
Well then OP is a retard for fucking complaining. Now he can't do anything without it seeming suspicious.

>>677279877
This works, trust me, just don't use pure sulphuric acid.
Happened to me more than once, side effect of working in a lab.
2 Molar sulphuric acid does just about nothing to stuff like cotton (jeans especially).
It'll dry without showing. Then when you wash it, it'll burn holes everywhere.

>>677278853
Simple, put one of those remote controlled power plugs on it and turn if off 5 minutes after they turn it on. That way their laundry will be soaking wet when they come get it.

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Put a one-way intercom by your bed and another plugged in behind the dryer or something. Yell at them the knock it the fuck off.

Empty a box of large spiders into the machine the night before.

>>677278853
Pour clothing dye into the bleach receptacle, don't talk to them beforehand if anything leave a note, and after dying leave another one.
>>677280175
There's no such thing as pure sulphuric acid

>>677280175
Diluting to about 10% would cause slow wreckage. OP could use battery electrolyte.
Course, the residual acid would likely cause skin irritation too.

>>677278853
>The goal is to fuck up their shit without it being obvious that I'm doing it
you've already marked yourself as a suspect if something does happen.

your landlord sounds like a lazy dick. as a building manager i can give you this advice:

look for another apartment, or demand to have first dibs on the next vacant apartment that is not near the laundry room.

i currently have the same problem with people not respecting the right to quiet enjoyment of other tenants. my solution is that i'm sending out a notice shortly advising the tenants that in two weeks the lock on the laundry door is being changed to a non-common deadbolt.

that means i'll have to go down in the morning to unlock it, and again at night to lock it. it's going to piss me off, and some tenants are going to complain (not my problem, sorry. just the solution).

oh well. too bad. respect other people and you won't find your priveleges curtailed. you signed a rental agreement, abide by it's rules.

piss on their door every day. If asked about it, blame it on the neighbors dog (assuming they have one- if not, just deny knowledge). Won't accomplish anything but at least they'll have to walk through and smell your piss every day.

>>677278853
>piece of mind
PEACE of mind.

War/peace

Do you see?

>>677278853
>Put pennies in quarter slots. Then say those retards did it. THANKS OBAMA

>>677280359
>There's no such thing as pure sulphuric acid
98% is about as high as you can get, sulphuric acid is a liquid on its own.
That will burn almost anything, provided it can get some water to work with.

2M is approximately 11%.

>>677279605
This guy right here knows.

>>677280472
cont.

btw, don't take any advice that would result in you damaging anything.
you'll be the one getting the boot, and maybe face prosecution for your actions.

I like the timer idea but someone will see it so you will have to take it off fast.
You could open up the dryer and piss on their shit and let it dry. Needs to be the you have downed 4 bottles of water and have not pissed in a day.

I had this problem before.

Here is what you do op.

Listen closely.

>wait for someone to wake you up again
>go to laundry room
>look around and see if anyone is there
>ask them if they could please start adhering to the agreed upon 10am rule
>if people don't
>fucking move you shitlord
>I'm putting more text here so you don't just jump to the bottom and not read this
>instant gratification
>pat yourself on the back

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>>677279689
The fuck is wrong with you?

>>677278853
Deal with it or move.
If you do stuff with it you may get kicked out of your apartment.
Get a house in the boondocks.

>>677280736
Ywah that's what I said ... and you aren't getting close to it unless you work in a lab and no it's not a liquid on its own learn how acids work

>>677279129
Pretty much this

rob their apartment next time they go down to the laundry room. Tell the cops you think you saw a nigger, case closed, no suspicion for you. Unless you are a nigger, of course.

>>677280899

Acting like an adult? No way, dis Mumericu!

>>677280996
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sulfuric_acid
>It is a pungent-ethereal, colorless to slightly yellow viscous liquid.

Sorry Anon, but you're wrong there.
It is a liquid on its own, but it's not corrosive unless it has access to some water molecules to get free H+ ions to do the dirty work. It is incredibly hygroscopic, so it'll draw water from anything it can, the air being the usual source, so it'll go volatile quickly.

>>677278853
Move.

>>677281341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z36Xadupn5c

>>677279244
Kek'd

If the prongs on the plug for the washer and dryer has a hole through it like most appliances do, get a small padlock like for luggage and lock it at night. Then just unlock in the morning.

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OP here. F.A.Q

>have they been told?
YES. The landlord has told the building several times
>why not confront them you low test beta bitch hurrr lift breadpill
I confronted the last guy and he basically got upset that I was asking him to stop. You have to realize that they put in the laundry and go back to their apartments. I don't have enough time to confront them(believe me I've ran down to try and catch them). They don't leave a sign saying "Hey OP I'm in apt #X come get me". I'm not psychic, I do not know where they go off to.
>move
I have a 1 year lease.
>6am is a perfect time to wake up
You dumb nigger I don't work on a dairy farm.

Positive things that have come from this thread:
>I just asked the landlord to put up a sign.
>Was reminded by this thread that he said he will find a soundproofing solution, asked him how that was going.

Keep the ideas coming !

>>677282465
did you go to the landlord first or talk to them first? How do you not know who lives in what apartment in a building small enough to have a shared laundry room?

autist shut-in confirmed.

>>677282465
Place a live bullet into their wash, it's subtle and to the point.
Wipe prints off noob

Unplug and plug it back in, machine resets. Money is lost. Clothes are wet and soapy. Looks like a mechanocal failure.

With luck when they complain. Management will remond them that laundry is to be done after 10am

>>677282896
Apartment blocks with hundreds of rooms can share a laundry room, what are you smoking?

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>>677282896
Because I don't know peoples identity by the color of their underwear you fucking dumbass jesus christ kill yourself. What part of I DONT KNOW WHO PUT IN THE LAUNDRY do you not understand?

>>677279605
This.

>>677282465
If they have a pet dismember it and throw it in just after spin cycle l. Or if you're not hard core then buy a cheap pair of shitty red socks and dump them in their load turning it pink. This works best with business shirts or whites.

>>677283175

/thread

Crayon in the dryer

>>677283251
Put a cup of dishwashing liquid into their wash.

>>677283188
the way OP described it it sounds like he's in one of those euro style apartment buildings where there's ~10 apartments sharing one laundry machine. Usually larger complexes have a separate laundry room with multiple machines, not one that's directly under just one person's apartment.

>>677278853
There are housing tribunals and boards or whatnot everywhere. If you can prove you've gone through the landlord already and got no satisfaction you can bring the landlord in to the tribunal a get compensation from him for your trouble. THAT is when people listen to you. When you are costing them their time and/or money. Never forget that. That's a life lesson right there. When it's their time and their money on the line people will always listen to you.

>>677279353
oh, and welcoming some in your own apartment ? No way...

throw a brick in the washing machine

>>677278853
Remove cord to washer/dryer until 10am then drop it off

>>677280438
>Course, the residual acid would likely cause skin irritation too.
this would be neat

cut the wires when its happening

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>>677283175
This guy gets it.

>>677279129
This is immature.

>>677279129
/Thread

>>677283847
>>677283175

Both valid depending on how you want to approach.

>>677278853
Dump bleach in their laundry that is being washed, assuming they leave it unattended & their are no cameras.

>>677278853
Go outside to the breaker box.
Turn off the power to the laundry.
Lock box.
Go back to bed.

It's not complicated.

>>677279809

underrated post

>>677279129
Yep - Noisy neighbors can be a real pain in the ass - just remind them of that. Practice bass guitar, Tae Kwon Do, the fucking bongos... Just do it at 3.30AM for a week solid. Ignore any knocking, complaints, notes etc and just keep fucking banging, 3.30AM every day. At the end of the week, just drop by and casually say "Hey, you know what'd be nice? If we ALL stopped making noise like fucking children at unsociable hours. I'm game if you are!"

Worst case scenario - you get better at bongos/bass/Tae Kwon Do and that cunt moves out.

>>677284920

>+1

Fuck off, reddit

>>677278853
Sound like you just a self centered asshole.

OP is just a faggot. fucking grow up.

Throw the breakers before you go to sleep, lock with a padlock. Unlock sometime before 10am.

>>677278853
Easiest solution for the owner:
Timer on the powersupply.

My old appartment had that in the laundry room.
Simple sign said something like "Attention! Power will be cut off between 8.00am and 10.00pm -The management"

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>>677284920
The fact that it has even one mention is overrating it. They've already been told, like a high functioning reasonable adult, and been given the chance to respond in kind and be adult and do the adult thing and not be assholes.

They've turned this down.

Now it's time to make them pay for it literally or figuratively. I still say make the landlord pay you for your inconvenience. That lights the fire under his ass to make sure it doesn't happen.

Remember this isn't a friendship. It's a business arrangement, living in an apartment, and you're the customer. You can bring expectations and not have to pay full rent in ever increasing amounts until he fixes this. Housing standards boards exist for exactly this reason.

>>677285223
>ITT: Noisy neighbors tell OP to grow up
Did it make you feel stupid when your neighbors confronted you about your degenerate barbarism ?

Pour sugar into the washer just be sure to be a safe distance away.

>>677279515
*dryer

>>677278853
Destroy the machines so nobody can use them.

>>677278853
Fucking itching powder. What looney toon world do you live in OP?

>>677278853
Talk to the people doing it like a normal fucking human being.

Did I suddenly wake up in a world where people do cartoon-tier shenanigans to get people to stop doing things instead of using their words?

>>677285662
People like you are why the sense of community it disappearing.

If OP hasn't spoken to them in person then doing anything to make them pay, literally or figuratively, is sociopath-tier. If you can't speak to people face-to-face about an issue then you in fact have some form of mental impediment.

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>>677278853
>6am
You sposed to be cookin' breakfast or somethin'.

>>677281341
That is IN water, there's no such thing as pure sulfuric acid as a liquid

>>677278853
The answer is simple, frame your neighbours as ISIS recruits. They'll never do their laundry at a bad time again.

>>677287107
>projecting

>>677287107
Yes it's fucking sociopathic. Who cares. You get to pay less money and get your problem solved. That's how to fucking live life. Have problem? Get money and have problem go away. How do you turn a deal like that down? It's all win for you and misery for the people who have annoyed you. If you don't want to be poor and cucked and making revenge threads for the rest of your life, do it.

>>677281341
I'm a chemist by the way and you're wrong and you also have the word volatile wrong

>>677287567
lazy

>>677287598
i can't tell if you're doing a poe right now

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>>677287107
"sense of community"? ... dafuq

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Steal underpants.... Profit

Join the leet

>>677287776
Who's Poe? I'm just assuming you don't mean the gothlord poet.

>>677284233
the only answer

>>677287874
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sense_of_community

>>677287944
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law

I'd really prefer to live in a world where I can communicate with people and not be the victim of passive-aggressive beta-pranks.

>>677278853
turn the breaker to the machines off before you go to bed, i'd bet they are to fucking stupid to check them and turn them on

>>677288158
i just figured he would have said something to them and got the typical " too bad what are you gonna do about it" response

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>>677288158
The pranking isn't going to fix it either. Iron-fisted legislative punishment. It's yours to take. Make this business, which is clearly failing you, take ownership of its inability to keep the situation under control. He doesn't have to follow some kind of bullshit bro code about understanding and compassion for fellow humans or whatever when he's clearly already making an effort to talk to the landlord and the landlord has made the request. They have been told and had the chance to act like adults and are now THEY are instigating further retaliation.

>>677288384
He probably did, but then the onus is on him to start writing them up for infractions of building policy, which ultimately leads to fines (he can make money off this) or eviction if they don't cooperate.

>>677279204
this tbh

>>677288684
"more than one time"? When did complete stranger neighbors become responsible for being these faggots' mother? Did you clean up today Jimmy? Jesus Christ

>>677288384
Considering so many people are on board the "itching powder" train I can't blame you for thinking that.

However, and as much as this may seem sarcastic, you wouldn't believe the amount that could be accomplished simply by speaking to people in person. Believe it or not, face-to-face used to be the preferred method of communication, not to mention a required asset if you wanted to succeed in life.

>>677288522
>bullshit bro code
You mean the foundation for modern society? Empathy, compassion, and success as a group?
>he doesn't have to... ...making an effort to talk to the landlord
You're right, he should just enforce it with arbitrary legislation because hiding behind an authority figure didn't work already.

You sound like you have a fetish for control, but a disability that makes it impossible for you to function around people.
>further retaliation
And you also need counseling, it's not a war or a rivalry, it's an apartment complex.

I'd rather not live in a world where everything is mandated by "iron-fisted legislative punishment" for minor community infractions such as time/noise violations.

>>677288640
(he can make money off this)

Your impetus seems to be purely selfish. I can hear your hands wringing from here.

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Who's behind this post?

>>677289120
You keep mentioning "not wanting to live". Why don't you kill yourself or just adjust to the real world?

>>677289759
>nothing ever changes
>kill yourself
>or force yourself to fit in
To be fair, 100/100 times I'd kill myself. Feel free to "step in line" or take your own advice. I'd advise the latter, you empty-headed follower.

>>677289120
So much white knight cuckery. I can't even handle it.

>>677278853
>6am
Working nights I fully understand them. Get your shit in gear son. Real men get up no sooner than 6am.

>>677290122
White Knight
A person (usually a male) who sees the typical maiden in distress, and believes that he can help her. A male version of the "mother figure" that some girls become.

If you're going to ad hom at me at least understand the memes you're using newfag.

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OP here.

Everyone is completely missing information I clearly mentioned earlier. I CANT CONFRONT THEM. They are long gone before I run to the laundry room. I mentioned this!

Also, I did manage to confront someone. I still had to follow up with the landlord because the guy was angry that I dared confront him.

I'm not the passive aggressive one in all of this. There are clear rules in the building. If you think it's "alpha" to run around an apartment building, knocking on everyone's door to remind them to follow a set of rules you are a fucking retard. It is NOT my job to police society. Do you not understand how society functions you breadpill fuckwit ???

Pic related

>>677278853
Steal 1 sock from a pair each time... now you know where sockz go.

>>677290219
Even with that definition that's what I'm seeing. You come in with this fucking carebear philosophy like the system isn't in place for a goddamn reason, like you're the first person that ever decided to go this approach and it's all a waste because these lesser minds just don't understand the human condition as deeply as you do, so you -- with your love and understanding and empathy and caring -- are going to swoop in there and do what these people are obviously closed off to. This guy shouldn't have to make heartfelt pleas and write goddamn Hallmark cards to his neighbours and sending flowers and chocolates to appease them into obeying a simple courtesy that they have already been informed of. They're clearly idiots. Punish them and make money while you can. Fuck them, and fuck you for trying to dilute this into some kind of mediation counselling with asshole tenants.

>>677288791
Many people may have been raised in a culture or family that doesn't respect others, then may not even realize that their actions may affect others. They never grew up with siblings in a loving way, or they just always had loud neighbours themselves. Maybe that's the only way their schedule works out? Try talking tonthem first, don't escalate shit with neighbour's unless it comes down to it. Fuck my auto correct

>>677290319
>to run around an apartment building, knocking on everyone's door to remind them to follow a set of rules you are a fucking retard

Exaggerating someone's advice/argument only makes you wrong in your assumption.

>it is not my job to police society
>it's the police's job
>society isn't my responsibility
And everyone who calls you out on playing pranks is somehow a cuck in this thread. Top shelf kek pls.

Thankfully you're not policing anything more than your Dorito-laden battle station you neckbreathing statist, or we'd all already be in prison or covered in itching powder.

My sides are in fucking orbit.

>>677290319
Only educatedfags will get the image ;^)

>>677290319
Hey fuckboi.
About 75 posts ago, it was said you should shut off the breaker.
It's a switch, you don't even need to discuss it with anyone. You don't have to ruin anyone's shit, and you can sleep in peace.
Put a padlock on it, but odds are high you'll loose the lock.

Just quit being a little bitch and deal with it like an adult. Maybe its the only time they can do laundry. So just suck it up and deal with it.

>>677290319
Holy shit you're young and white. Take a step back and review this is trivial shit.

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>>677279201

underrated post.

>>677290319
Exactly, OP. You're not their mom, and it's not on you to be the how-to-live-in-an-apartment educational welcoming party unless you're the superintendent. Bring down the firestorm of fines and arbitration councils until they're either too poor to stay there or the landlord kicks them out. Or, unlikely as it is, third option, they get the goddamn hint and stop.

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>>677290319
People making trouble in your holy land? Convert to Islam; we are a peaceful religion that can help you solve your problem.

>>677290710
Fuck me for trying to make life anything more than an aggressive, violent, money-grabbing race towards some sort of fucked up lonely grave because no one can talk to each other.

See, I can put words in your mouth too you lazy faggot.

No, he shouldn't have to, but that could be said about most ANY FACET OF LIFE. If it's too difficult to handle a problem on your own without SINKING TO THE OFFENDER'S LEVEL then you're simply a part of the problem as far as I'm concerned, and as much as I'd like to note tire this one out: "Go fucking kill yourself you pathetic beta faggot."

I don't know what your parents did wrong to make you misconstrue petty pranks or wastefully aggressive behavior as "well-adjusted" or "alpha" but I recommend they euthanize you.

>cooking up pranks instead of spirituality
>i'm out of touch

>>677290722
Yes, because respectful people get told to stop a behaviour by their landlord and continue doing it. This is clearly the path to success.

god damnit.

>>677291342
>respectful people listen to a proxy authority
>respectful people waste time instead of doing it themselves or moving on

I bet you tattled a whole lot too.

>>677289120
>Believe it or not, face-to-face used to be the preferred method of communication, not to mention a required asset if you wanted to succeed in life.
I mentioned that I did this already!

>You mean the foundation for modern society? Empathy, compassion, and success as a group?
That's not the foundation of modern society.

>hiding behind an authority figure didn't work already.
HIDING BEHIND AUTHORITY IS WHAT MADE MODERN SOCIETY. We gave up our rights to the state in exchange for protection.

>You sound like you have a fetish for control,
I have a fetish for SLEEP.

>I'd rather not live in a world where everything is mandated by "iron-fisted legislative punishment" for minor community infractions such as time/noise violations.
Maybe you created a world of virtuous conflict resolution, but in the real world "iron-fisted legislative punishment" is what protects man.

>>677278853
Nine of this will stop them from doing their laundry this early
Go down there and yell at the faggots

Go to the local hardware store, pick up the drain cleaner that says 100% lye. Wait for their dry cycle, put some gloves on, and powder their shit and run. They won't be doing laundry in the building anymore, I promise you.

>in the real world
>the law is in place to help me
>the examples clearly shows they didn't listen to authority
>pushes the importance of authority more
>validates it by taking vigilante actions

I can't keep up with you bud.

>that's not the foundation of modern society
There's a large portion of academia that would disagree.

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>>677291795
Good man. You have a hang of the reigns here.

>>677291342
I would be pissed off if somebody tatted to my landlord and didn't come talk to me. Fuck what the landlord says I'm paying rent, this is between the other tenant and I. If he wants me to stop he can come talk to me

>>677289969
I was referring to a more realistic view of the world and the kind of solution that works in the real world. I'd advise you to kill yourself you empty headed Pollyanna

Glad I own a house and not a nigger living in an apartment.

Film them with webcam or some shit, see who they are, talk to them, problem solved?

>>677292339
You sound like an insecure thug

>>677291795
Also, let me clarify since it seems I'm repeatedly misunderstood. I don't find violent intervention unnecessary, and I find "pranks" to be very petty and beta, and I have a serious problem with people relying on authority.

If you can't talk to them, and aren't willing to murder them, then move along.

>>677292414
>realistic is what i say is realistic
You've convinced me. Note that I never said what the world IS, but what I thought acceptable behavior IS, and offered my idealized concept of what the world SHOULD BE, and CAN BE through change. But you seem bent on insulting me and accepting some pessimistic worldview that violence or passive-aggressive pranks are the first and only response.

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Everyone in this thread
>if I break a rule that is clearly stated, I rather someone come tell me multiple times and not get me in trouble

>>677292266
Academia is the epitome of detachment from reality, much like your suggestions. While we're teaching each other phrases, cf. Ivory Tower. Reality doesn't work in your favor when you try holding hands and speaking about how things should ideally be. This isn't ideal. This is a guy staking claim for what he deserves, at this point, and it's obviously down to force.

Soundproof your room then
Mix in sulphur into their laundry powder

1 Buy bottle of bleach.
2 Wait for after hours annoying noise.
3 Pour bleach into washer after assholes leave.
4 Post hand written note explaining rules.
5 Sleep peaceful ever after.

>>677292735
You've done nothing but insult people here. You don't care what works and you only care about yourself.

>>677292735
I DID TALK TO THEM WHEN I COULD. I mentioned this several times now.

> I find "pranks" to be very petty and beta
Why are you on /b/ ?

>>677278853
You're the one who complains the most it seems like.... It'd be pretty fucking easy for the landlord to figure out it was you. You'd probably get evicted for being a little bitch.

>>677292690
OP is a little bitch for not coming to talk to his neighbour, leaving a note etc. Has to go crying to the landlord

Get a padlock and chain the doors of washer and dryet shut. Leave a note explaining the rules concerning their timely use. At appointed time go unlock them. If ya get any flack from them you have a chain with a padlock on the end to sort things out. Problem solved.

P.s. your a Lil bitch. Your life will be filled with problems like this that you aren't adult enough to handle on your own......Beta

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>>677292924
> I find "pranks" to be very petty and beta
> Why are you on /b/ ?
R O A S T E D !!!!!!!!!

>>677292749
Sometimes the school rules of rerolls and second and third chances don't apply. Welcome to adulthood. :3

>>677278853
grow a pair and tell them to fuck off if you really cant take a bit of noice from a freaking washing machine... fucking pussies everywhere nowadays

>>677279605
This

>>677278853
Just tell them what you told us. It's too early, wakes you up, you're right above... And it's you're day off, etc.. Try communicating. Who knows, maybe it's a nice looking female with an actual vagina you can kiss, It can work
If doesn't, try adding dead cat to dryer

Buy long zip tie. Next time you hear noise walk in laundry room and put zip tie around their neck and pull real tight. Turn washer off. Wipe prints down. Go to bed!
You're a punk ass pussy if you don't!!

>>677292924
I don't remember seeing in the rules anywhere about fitting a /b/ stereotype, could you show me?

>>677292916
Not only do you misinterpret and embellish what you take from what I say, but you seem to miss the fact that I've been constantly insulted for the beginning of this thread. Considering you're all for OP throwing bleach in a washer I'm not sure why matching force is so far-fetched.

Communication is the first step, childish pranks are childish, and violence is the last step.

>>677283473
Even better: just add red food dye and let them enjoy their pink clothes.

>>677293118
>welcome to adulthood
>on /b/

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>>677278853
OP, do you have a box fan. Or a fan of any type.
Plug in a fan in your room.
A loud one.
And go to sleep by it.
You will sleep like the dead.
No more worries.
Joyful sleep.
But be forewarned.
Once you do this.
You will never be able to sleep good again,with out a fan..
Other Anons know this to be true.

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>>677293402
Skip to the final solution (tm) then. Lawyer up bitches. Time to make their stupidity expensive.

>>677282465

>a dairy farm
My fucking sides.

>>677293402
Why don't you be the bigger person and not insult others? You've got a lot of maturing to do, kid. Were you homeschooled?

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>>677293590
I'd probably just move first, I'm not a big fan of violence.

>>677278853
>>677278853
just take the fuse out of the machine

>>677278853
Shit in the washing machine every night, but take it out at 10am.

What about putting a microphone in the room and hook it up to a loud speaker so that it could either back feed right into the laundry room

Yeah its going to wake you up.. But its going to be unbearably loud in that room for noise

Could do the same but send the speaker outside... Wake up everyone to the blaring sounds of washing machine

>>677293709
Well, besides the fact that you're just dragging me off topic for some ad hom bullshit, I'd like to say that even if you removed my insults all my points would still stand.

Also, you're probably right, I could stand lay off the insults, it's easy at times to be drawn in by the allure of personal digs.

The landlord is doing jack shit and going to keep it that way, does he have anyone above him like a Homeowners Association that you can complain to? Or you could make a civil case for excessive noise or whatever the fuck it's called and take their asses to court, get some cash that way.

>>677293722
brohan said he's in a lease. That's the fun thing about leases though. You're locked in, but SO ARE THEY. It's like the horror movie cliche: do the gates keep the bad guys out, or in? That fucker is shackled to you like it's Thunderdome and you can use that to your advantage. Release your inner devil.

>>677278853
Put lipstick in the washing machine.

>>677293722
He said he has a lease.

Pull out the machines, open the junction box, and put the outlets on a timer. Machines won't operate until 10am.
Or buy the parts, a 6 pack for the maintenance guy, and get maintenance to do it for you.

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Are they black men?

>>677294167
Ive been looking for a timer online and can't find one. They are all 120v ones for consumer electronics.

>>677294039
>>677294091
I saw that, but you can break a lease. His choices put him in this apartment complex.

I can absolutely see the appeal of it, I am not a stranger to rivalry, however if you have to live in this complex, with these people, why reduce it to 6/12 months of indefinite pranks which could eventually escalate into violence anyways?

I see three options, deal with it, try again to approach them and possibly end up dealing with it anyways, or move.

Seems like a waste of effort.

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if the do it every morning at 6, or even on the same day at 6, you could just be ready for then a 5 minuts before 6, en greet them in a spin chair saying "if been expecting you"

the rest i leave up to you, happy hunting

>>677294252
Go fuck yourself shill.

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Save up cum in a jar take the water out of the washing machine replace it with cum

>>677279881
This!
OP this will stop those scoundrels

Anyone know how I can get to the "B" bored? I want to see the crazy shit.

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>>677294473
One party can't break a lease though. If the landlord and him mutually waived it, OK. That's a fourth option but I don't see why he should be moving to accommodate some shithead's nocturnal laundry fetish.

>>677280552
This. OP is clearly a fucking retard.

>>677294562
Haha I was just about to suggest something like this

>>677280552
I'd like to give this guy a piece of my mind.

>>677294305
>Ive been looking for a timer online and can't find one. They are all 120v ones for consumer electronics.
You couldn't find the hundreds of 240v timers on Amazon?
http://www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&page=1&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3A240v%20timer
Really?
Now go outside, walk around, find the maintenance guy and ask him what his favorite beer is.

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>>677278853
Fuck them up ya pussy

>>677278853

put a timer on the outlet so it has no power when it shouldn't.

Fuck you OP. You faggot. Fucking murder them then /b/an hero

Put oil in the laundry floor

>>677278853
>Talk with landlord
>put timered lock on door
>door will only unlock at 10 am, locks at 8 pm