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2016-04-02 10:40:35 Post No. 677259424
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 10:40:35 Post No. 677259424 [Report]
ITT: Celebritys you have had sex with

Pic related, i was with Emmy during season 1 of shameless
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 10:43:00 Post No.677259653
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 10:43:00 Post No.677259653 [Report]
>>677259424
i have had sex with marilyn monroe and queen victoria

you didnt provide proof so neither will i
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 10:44:21 Post No.677259770
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 10:44:21 Post No.677259770 [Report]
I fucked lilian prent a few times.
She is a young german actress and was only Once in a Bad cinema Film
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 10:44:24 Post No.677259775
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 10:44:24 Post No.677259775 [Report]
>>677259653
Your word is all you need in this thread my friend. no reason to lie on the internet
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 10:48:15 Post No.677260097
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Met her at a bar in in LA before the whole star wars thing. Went to hotel after heavy drinking and had great sex, best sex I've had in a while actually.
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 10:48:35 Post No.677260132
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 10:48:35 Post No.677260132 [Report]
>>677259424
Oh look, this thread again!
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 10:49:50 Post No.677260237
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 10:49:50 Post No.677260237 [Report]
>>677259770
Only realistic Statement so far in this.thread
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 10:50:33 Post No.677260298
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 10:50:33 Post No.677260298 [Report]
I fucked a Hispanic girl that was in s bunch of lifetime movies
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 10:53:53 Post No.677260563
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< 19 > She cheated on me.. /b is going to enjoy this http://www31.zippyshare.com/v/u0J4tUVO/file.html Will be removed in 15 minutes.
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 10:54:17 Post No.677260600
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No one is going to fucking believe me but fuck it.
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 10:55:23 Post No.677260685
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 10:55:23 Post No.677260685 [Report]
>>677259770
*celebrity
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 10:55:24 Post No.677260687
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 10:55:24 Post No.677260687 [Report]
>>677260600
story of it?
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 10:55:55 Post No.677260742
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 10:55:55 Post No.677260742 [Report]
>>677260600
You must have fucked her the night after I fucked her.
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 10:56:04 Post No.677260752
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 10:56:04 Post No.677260752 [Report]
>>677259770
post pics of her
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 10:56:49 Post No.677260804
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 10:56:49 Post No.677260804 [Report]
>>677259424
Hey now
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 10:57:31 Post No.677260867
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 10:57:31 Post No.677260867 [Report]
>>677259424
Is she a sex freak?
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 10:57:57 Post No.677260901
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 10:57:57 Post No.677260901 [Report]
>>677260563
>http://www31.zippyshare.com/v/u0J4tUVO/file.html
thanks
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 10:59:02 Post No.677260996
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 10:59:02 Post No.677260996 [Report]
ITT: Luna/LispyJimmy tier stories
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:03:39 Post No.677261370
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:03:39 Post No.677261370 [Report]
>>677260097
trany?
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:06:25 Post No.677261579
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dae fuck Emma Stone? Okay, here's what happened. I was walking through a bar full of plebs who don't understand good music. I adjusted my trench coat, contemplating pulling out my AR-15. Emma Stone walked up to me, wearing a sexy bikini. "Fuck me, anon!" She says. I look at her up and down. 6/10 body, 5/10 face. Dyed hair. Weird eye.

"Eh," I said. "I guess."

She pulls down my pants and starts blowing me right there. You know who showed up then? Hitler's ghost. He clapped at the idea that I'd be promoting the Aryan race by inseminating that 3/10 bitch. Emma pulled off, and Hitler's ghost started blowing me too! It was absolutely incredible. One 2/10 blonde bitch and one 9/10 self-hating Jew. "Oh god, Hitler," I moaned. "You did nothing wrong."

The bartender gave me free drinks for life! I shot all the plebs who don't like good music and probably enjoyed Batman v. Superman.
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:07:42 Post No.677261676
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:07:42 Post No.677261676 [Report]
>>677261579
EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME.
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:08:15 Post No.677261712
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:08:15 Post No.677261712 [Report]
>>677261579
We can all dream!
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:08:38 Post No.677261739
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was trying to hook up with her for a while after friends introduced us, ended up having a date with her in a nice pub in bath uk was really nice ended up back at mine, she fucked like the energizer bunny even after i cum she kept riding the fuck outta me came like twice more was intense as fuck her pussy is like a clamp, still hook up every now and then, have a few vids and tons of pics but for obvious reason cant share them here..why ruin a good thing?
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:08:58 Post No.677261767
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:08:58 Post No.677261767 [Report]
>>677261579

I like how she got uglier as the story progressed.
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:09:23 Post No.677261800
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:09:23 Post No.677261800 [Report]
>>677260097
Her first time in la was for star wars you dolt
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:09:51 Post No.677261836
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:09:51 Post No.677261836 [Report]
>>677261370
Nope
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:10:39 Post No.677261890
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:10:39 Post No.677261890 [Report]
>>677261800

Maybe she loved fucking anon so much that she had to lie about it so she could keep going in and getting more of that cock
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:12:05 Post No.677262000
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:12:05 Post No.677262000 [Report]
>>677261739
Just a pic of her asshole, man. What's she gonna do - cause a stir because her asshole is on the internet? It could be anyone's asshole. She'd have to show her asshole in court to prove you leaked it.
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:12:30 Post No.677262030
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:12:30 Post No.677262030 [Report]
>>677261800
Actually she was in the states for some tv show pilot or something like that star wars was about 2 yrs later
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:13:24 Post No.677262088
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:13:24 Post No.677262088 [Report]
>>677262030
No she wasn't

Do any fucking research
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:13:27 Post No.677262092
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>>677260600

ITT

>Nobody believes anybody
>Bunch of fantasies in text form
>Give a good "story" anyway

So yeah ... I fucked this skinny broad one night that I picked up at a greasy spoon outside of Tulsa. All she kept talking about was how her exboyfriend was "psycho". Pic related.
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:14:00 Post No.677262140
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:14:00 Post No.677262140 [Report]
had sex with this hot girl
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:14:31 Post No.677262187
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:14:31 Post No.677262187 [Report]
>>677262000
nice trips
also there is leaked footage of her masturbating
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:14:54 Post No.677262216
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:14:54 Post No.677262216 [Report]
>>677261579
>enjoyed Batman v. Superman
Your childhood must have sucked
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:17:00 Post No.677262383
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Met a girl who wasn't really my type but we had fun anyways. Imagine my surprise when I find out its Oscar winning actress Kathy Bates!
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:17:07 Post No.677262393
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:17:07 Post No.677262393 [Report]
>>677262216

It did. But at least I fucked Emma Stone
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:17:24 Post No.677262422
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:17:24 Post No.677262422 [Report]
>>677261767
same some keks were shed
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:17:43 Post No.677262454
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:17:43 Post No.677262454 [Report]
>>677262187
whats her name?
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:17:55 Post No.677262475
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:17:55 Post No.677262475 [Report]
>>677262187
sauce?
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:17:56 Post No.677262480
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:17:56 Post No.677262480 [Report]
>>677262088
Whatever kid, not everything is found online lol
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:20:05 Post No.677262659
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:20:05 Post No.677262659 [Report]
i fucked the daughter of the boss from the 8th biggest bank in austria.
thats some celeb shit right here
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:21:30 Post No.677262774
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:21:30 Post No.677262774 [Report]
>>677262480
You got caught in an obvious lie in the middle of this thread of lies and are trying to play it off "kid"
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:22:23 Post No.677262843
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:22:23 Post No.677262843 [Report]
>>677262774
whatever kid
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:23:24 Post No.677262921
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:23:32 Post No.677262933
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:23:32 Post No.677262933 [Report]
>>677262843
Psh, nothing personnel kid
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:23:44 Post No.677262948
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:23:44 Post No.677262948 [Report]
I guess could call it sex.. but the whole 2002 members of vengaboys raped me
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:23:46 Post No.677262953
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:23:46 Post No.677262953 [Report]
>>677262475
>>677262454

Type "Macy Williams nude masturbating" or something in google
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:23:55 Post No.677262971
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:23:55 Post No.677262971 [Report]
>>677262843

NOTHING PERSONNEL
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:25:43 Post No.677263128
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:25:43 Post No.677263128 [Report]
>>677262774
Hey man I got pics/video of proof
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:28:32 Post No.677263336
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:28:32 Post No.677263336 [Report]
>>677263128
Sure you do
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:28:45 Post No.677263354
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:28:45 Post No.677263354 [Report]
How sad must you be, to lie about fucking a celebrity online.
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:29:32 Post No.677263413
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:29:32 Post No.677263413 [Report]
>>677262383
When it comes to Kathy you can call me Master, Master Bates
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:29:49 Post No.677263442
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:29:49 Post No.677263442 [Report]
>>677262953
no way is that her?
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:33:09 Post No.677263739
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:33:09 Post No.677263739 [Report]
>>677263336
Im not going to argue with you ultimatley haters gonna hate! You wouldnt believe me if she came out with a public statement saying we fucked all night
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:34:37 Post No.677263864
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:34:37 Post No.677263864 [Report]
>>677263739
Because she didn't fuck you because I'm her
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:36:52 Post No.677264063
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:36:52 Post No.677264063 [Report]
>>677263442
sure seems like her to me
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:37:06 Post No.677264091
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>>677259424
>ITT: more made up shit
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:38:00 Post No.677264172
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:38:00 Post No.677264172 [Report]
>>677259424

you're probably super proud of yourself (possibly rightly), but if a stranger in a bar at closing time pushed in close to me and said the words "i was with Emmy during season 1 of shameless" to my face, i would definitely swing at that faggot, because what the fuck are you even talking about bro?
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:38:18 Post No.677264196
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:38:18 Post No.677264196 [Report]
>>677262383
Kathy is the devil
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:39:42 Post No.677264298
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:39:42 Post No.677264298 [Report]
>>677263442
It's not, the tits are all wrong
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:39:42 Post No.677264301
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Anonymous 2016-04-02 11:39:42 Post No.677264301 [Report]
>>677263864
DJ Ridley is that you? Wtf are you doing here you dumb fuckface. Hows it going with marys cat? lol
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