>>677253029
i want to fuck my mom

>>677253029
I fucked your mom

>>677253029
I molested my little sister when I was 13

I molested a young cousin of my friends- she ended up charging him with rape not realizing it was me muhaha

>>677253281
i fuck the op mom too

>>677253029
I hate dogs

>>677253029
I once went as far as to want more like... In Mexico

I'm a 12 year old on a quest to become the ultimate edgelord. Can you give me som tips that can help me on my journey?

>>677253869
Keep browsing /b/

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Oh it's this shit again.

> hold on for my made up story
> b me
> ???
> kys

>>677253381
Greentext

ive been jacking off to drawn porn for 8 years

>>677253029
I fell in love with pornstar

I can't stay hard during masturbation anymore. If it's not sex I lose interest. Anyone have any idea what's wrong with me?

I cheated on my pregnant girlfriend with 16 different girl. She's only ever found out about one, but she stayed with me.

>>677254425
I have this problem too. I think I have just seen too much porn. there is literally nothing new and everything else bores me

I was a snitch. A used to masturbate to my cousin. A want to fuck 13-17 years old girls.

I took the v of my sister's 12yo best friend couple hours ago. we went for at about 30 mins, was very gentle but she still had pain, she cried for the 1st few minutes.

>couldn't commit to the love of my life
>we were perfect I tried so hard
>couldn't take it emotionally for some reason
>tried to be friends with her because madly in love
>grow distant for weeks then comeback and always the same thing
>finally decide to tell her I lied to her about a lot of things that I knew would make her stay away
Didn't really lie to her about anything ever. I loved that girl to death and I wish I could have not been so stupid. Wtf is wrong with me /b/?

I had sex when I was 5

>>677257382
You were obviously not perfect for each other or else you wouldn't of broke up with her. Get on with your life and just have fun until you meet another woman

>>677257487
And then you woke up

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>>677257487
whois yer dedday

>>677257382
I did that shit.
My fucked up emotionally damaged brain convinced me (itself?), I had a crush on another girl, and I lost "the love of my life". Fuck it.

>>677255165
You sound like a guy I know

People keep congradulating me on my weight loss. They are so happy to see me back to a normal bmi and feel I am really taking care of myself. The fact is, I'm suffering from crippling depresssion and my diet consists of several shots of vodka and perhaps a bowl of cereal.

I had a dream recently. I didnt know it was a dream. It was too real. I still remember the 911 call I made. I still remember the look of the 2 police officers that burst in. And I remember how much pressure it took to pull that shotgun trigger with my thumb. Harder than I thought. The cop almost stopped me... but then I woke up. I shot myself and woke up, all just a dream.

I fucked a hooker while on my cousin's stag do in Bournemouth.

>>677253804
Nice meme you stupid faggot

>>677257749
It was with my older brother

I hope my friend's fiance dies when he enters the military because I love her and want her for myself.

>>677255165
A snitch for what?

Green text stories pls

>>677257788
Yeah? Describe him.

>>677257634
No idea all I know is that I regret it. But I know she will be better off without me. I just want her to know that the shit I said wasn't true.
>>677257757
I feel you dude I'm chill being a lot but I have regrets.
>>677257791
Shut up you fucking weather balloon, just because you fit into the 56s your mom bought for you doesn't mean people want to smell your hotdog breath around here

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>have herpes
>go unprotected anyways

>>677258198
Aye, it fucking sucks. I mean, I've had relationships and some really good fucks after that. But as always with humans, it's that "what ifs" that fucks up the days, you know?

>>677253029
I'm a pervert

I gain 30lbs in 5 years. Now I'm 220lbs for 190cm.

>>677257822
>fucked a hooker
>Stag do

pretty sure just about everyone does that /b/ro nothing to be ashamed of

Drugs. A guy just got 2 years because of me. Felt bad so i quit.

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>>677258465
Trueee I've gained so much weight after leaving her on some real shit. It's like until I meet someone that's idk better than her I'm withdrawn as fuck. And I know I hurt her pretty bad so I have no intentions on doing that to another woman.

>>677258198
Dafuq?

I know this is troll bait but i'm drunk so I will bite. Did you read my post? I said normal bmi, i.e. I'm finally back under 25bmi. Pay attention faggot

>>677258787
Also, think i put down 10-20 drug sellers in total

>>677258108
black hair, australian, teenager

>>677258787
Kill yourself you fucking coward. You'd rather snitch and put someone behind bars for 2 years than take a minor posession charge? I hope you get shot.

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>>677259020
Nobody cares you fucking sow

>>677259230
I'm confused bro are you the snitch guy?

>>677258857
I gained some wait when I got a job and cash. Going back down now, as fuck, though.
I hooked up with her a couple of times.
She used me as a boytoy, so I guess the joke's on me. Doesn't matter, had sex.

>>677259269
I didn't had to do it, I got tierd of stupid drug sellers and how they ruiend lives for ppl around me. I did i because i wanted to.

>>677259230
Lol you're a fucking joke. Do you get paid to snitch or are you just that fucking pathetic? Either way you're a pussy.

>>677259269
depends what the drug was man, I can sympathize with the snitch if he was snitching on someone selling heroin

I lost my virginity to a guy when I was really young and sucked each other off for years before meeting my wife. She doesn't know. I'm not attracted to men and it started so young that I think it was all I knew so I just went with it. Happily married, don't plan on doing anything else gay

>>677259534
what type of drugs was it

>>677259542
Amphetamine and pills and also one murder attempt (2 knife stabs in chest), but he didn't get anything

>>677259608
>sucked each other off for years
>Not gay

right...

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>>677259736
Didn't say I wasn't gay. Obviously must be bi or whatever but I don't see dude's like that. Physically Im not attracted to men.

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>>677259480
Sex isn't even a thing for me, considering I'm rather attractive I get what I want most of the time. But after college idk it got boring. I get off more to foreplay than actually ballsdeeping a bitch. But I'd never be down with being a boy toy, I need a grill that lets me cuff and be dominant towards people that would want her. Mfw I have the ideology of a fucking gorrila

>>677259722
thats understandable then. Probably should specify in future because if it were something minor like weed it would make you a cunt

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>>677259818
mah bro

>>677259818
Really... Fucking toddlers? Die already

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>>677260002
my brother of african descent

>>677259818
Dont we all?

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>>677260106
dont be so mad it only hurts the first time

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>>677259818
>>677260159
>>677260254
Kill yourselves

>>677259891
>ideology of a fucking gorilla
Kek'd
Same, kind of. I get off to sticking it in a girl's nutella jar mostly. But other than that, I really like eating a girl out or fingering her

>>677260254
If you came anywhere near my toddler I would pull every one of your teeth out and shove them up your pee hole until your kidneys were looked like a set of dentures.

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>>677260336
>>677260379
>u mad.jpg

>>677260379
oh man isnt that clever.

but seriously could you even imagine how tight that would be?

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>>677260595
i feel like youd have to have a micropenis to get it in that's why its fantasy desu

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>>677260379
>>677260336

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>>677260377
Checked
And I'm the same way. She can't be independent. Like go days without talking to me or like ignore me in anyway. I have to be the one doing the ignoring. She needs to be stuck to me like crayon on a Texas road.

>>677260487
>>677260254
>>677260159
>>677259818
are you aware that most people around the world would love to see you literally burnt at the stake

>>677260824
I get fucking nuts if I get ignored. I mean, I have some emotional issues, and I am pretty jealous. But holy fuck that makes me pissed off. Makes my dick hotwire my brain and seek out pussy instead of resolving anything.
My dick is a suave, sneaky fucker, there's no doubt

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>>677260828
well i guess its good i live in the minority part where not only is this perfectly legal its produced here. how does that make you feel anon

>>677261070
99% of the time I'll lead a chick on just for attention.

I let a gay guy suck my dick for 50 euros. Several times. No regrets, easy money

>>677261176
I feel great knowing one day someone is going to bust down your door and throw your faggot ass in prison. Then in prison you're going to get used like the fat shit you are.

>>677260828
i am pretty sure only a minority is raging. it's always the minority being the loudest douchebags

>>677260815
I don't like lolicon but I love other kind of hentai.

>>677261212
That's pretty standard for me aswell, anon

I thought The Avengers was a terrible movie

>>677261406
Well throw my nads over my shoulders, we might be related. One last test, do you enjoy a finger in the ass?

>>677260379
Edgy kid

>>677261176
do you live in rural Uzbekistan or some shit because no self respecting nation would tolerate people like you

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<333

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>>677261307
you wish unfortunatley my country doesnt care about your amerifat morality also projecting much?

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>>677261538
>calling the guy not into seeing children raped edgy

I secretly want Donald Trump to win the election. Not because he's the best choice, but because I want to watch the world burn.

I'm so bored with life half of the time i contemplate murder, theft or suicide to spice things up.

>>677261531
Well no. That means she got some authority over me, I'm the one in charge

>>677259608
>Having a wife
>Going on /b/

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>>677261396
thats fine to each there own after all
>>677261575
u mad bro?

>>677261603
>saying amerifat
>you probably weigh more than 8 boulders
That's what you idiots use as measurement right?

I secretly hate 4chan

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>>677261315
1/10 for making me reply you faggot

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>>677261670
Yaaas

>>677257487
I'm sorry your uncle was such a bad person.

>>677253869
Get yourself some banana pics

I hate what I've done with my life so far

>>677261626
You're all edgy

when was 19yoldfag parents went to summer house for the weekend call my gf to come over all day weed lmao beers fuck and chill long story short around 9 at night we where super fucked up and she end up fucking my pointer and love next day we tag teamed the shit out of her and every time when my or her parents where not at home
shit was cash

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>>677261774
>projecting this hard

I pop pakis tiers when I'm bored
set fire to my rabbit to see what it was like.
>I liked it

>>677261885
Why thank you

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From ages 14-17 my friend and I would jerk off to porn together pretty much every friday or saturday night.

No touching, just fapping all night to blowjobs, gangbangs and facials. We would always try to nut at the same time to avoid the post orgasm awkwardness.

>>677261859
Hell yah, anon

I (then 22) had an relation ship with an mother of 3, she was 40ish and extremly hot, sadly also married.
Fucked her everytime we were alone.

>>677261885
its far to tempting to be on nowadays /b/

my youngest sister molested me when she was 12.

>>677262090
Old /b/ was better tbh fam.

fucked my school teacher
>also i was home schooled

>>677262111
sorry to hear that unless you enjoyed it

I tried to kill myself night. I ended up blacking out and I woke up in a pool of vomit.

>>677262192

of course i enjoyed it. i was 21.

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>>677261973
>being that mad

>>677261892
>fucking my pointer
Your pointer? What the fuck are you talking about?

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>>677262146
tell me about what with all the obvious redditors like
>>677260828
>>677260379
here loli has always been legal on /b/ and if that triggers you post spidey newfags also the whole loli = pedo thing is leddit speak for strawman argument

>>677262147

does your mom know?

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>>677253029
Dad once tried to kill me with a shotgun

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>>677262262
>implying im mad
cool story bro here

>>677262111
>>677262192
>>677262256

samefag

was 21 and went to sex club with a fuck buddy
we where the youngest there ended up fucking bunch a 35+ milfs some hot some fat
fuck buddy fucked few old guys one was like 60+
no one knew i fucked like 7-9 wifes and gfs while they try to make a move on my fuck buddy that i have no emotional attachment to and she denied most of them

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>>677262616

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>>677262392

>>677262426
>>677262426
>>677262426
>>677262426
>>677262426


PLS GREENTEXT THREAD

677262286 -> 677262286

>>677262744
>>677262286

I'm happily married to a great woman, but I really enjoy the courting/initial flirting phase of a relationship... So I meet girls in towns adjacent to mine, get to know them, get them to like me, and then bail on them. I really have no interest in physically cheating on my wife... Just like the chase.

>>677253029
I think i raped one of my female friends.
She was sleeping so i fingered her (Im amazed she didnt wake up.) while i masturbated.

I fucked a guys girlfriend with him in the same room. He was drunk and at the time I had no idea they were dating.

>>677262146
Before the ceaseless cuck, trap, fur threads. Back before there were feels, there were baww threads. Before kek, we did shit for the lulz. Back when you would turn on CNN or Fox News and see something you witnessed being discussed in a thread the night prior, manifest itself and impact the world on a global, albeit trivial, scale. Back when getting v& was a legitimate concern because you had participated in at least 4 publicized bomb threads in a week. When we weren't prank calling public events posing as Al Qaeda, we were shutting down the pool in Habbo hotel, keeping them safe from AIDS.

People say /b/ was never good. Bullshit. This place used to be fucking awesome. I would literally lurk from dusk till dawn, fapping and laughing. Now I just fap, I rarely ever laugh.

We conceived CNN to broadcast that Steve Jobs died of a heart attack via ireport causing the stock price of apple to fucking tank. We made Oprah say 'Over 9,000 penises" on fuckign T.V. We made Times Magazine list moot as the most influential person in the world in 09. WHY did we do all of that? FOr the fuckign lulz, that's why.

It's weird, because although /b/'s community is as massive as it's ever been, there is very little momentum/drive/innovation. For example, Shillary is campaigning in Syracuse on Friday. If this is were old /b/, there would be multiple threads on various possible ways we could fuck shit up. That's why old /b/ was fun. We got involved in whatever was happening in the real world for the lulz. I think there's hope, though. I think we can make /b/ great again.

>>677262426
i like both

>>677262966
We can't.
/b/ is full of fucktarded whiteknights with e-cocks, who won't do nothing but write either edgy shit, or anti-edgy shit here.

>>677262966
thats because back then anonymous would be fucking anti media i mean they fucking hacked trump because hes sexist and are supporting SJWs that's the day i knew the last vestiges of the IHM are dead long live ledditchan

>>677262966
Preach, brother

>>677262966
It'll never be great with the current crop of kids

>>677261650
Come back when you're old enough to vote kid.

>>677253029
Once had sex with a 12 year old

>>677264073
Watch that edge, you could hurt someone.

>>677262818
I feel that.

i unironically liked howard the duck

>>677262966
I agree with all of what you're saying, we need to get all those faggoty threads out of here, this site is being abused by 9gaggers and leddit fags.

>>677264240

let me guess... you were 17.

>dat disclaimer.

>>677264262
Let me rephrase that. Come back when you know what edge is.

>>677263280
Anyonymous are fucking degenerate social justice warriors.

im bisexual and wish i was a girl. i have a girlfriend and everyone thinks im straight

I lie a lot. And I've gotten really good at it. I do it mostly because I don't trust no one and don't want people to know anything about me.
Also, I've cheated on my girlfriend a few times. She's an absolute awesome girl who I feel at times deserves someone better.
What's wrong with me?

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>>677264563
indeed nowadays they have no right to use that monkier its literally murdering the legacy of what they stood for fucking retards

>>677258443
Kill your self

i cam into this thread because of toddlers. all i got was drawn pictures

>>677253029
Oh boy, were do I start...
I fuck girls anonymously and found a way to administer them substances that make the pill useless.
I once fucked my passed out mother, came inside and want to do it again.
I actually cheated to get my degree

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>>677265110
im sorry anon no IRL pics

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goodbye bread

>>677264539
Stay mad fag.

>>677265164
calling bullshit. except on the cheating to get degree part, thats easy

>>677264454
YLYLs are cancer. Not to mention the dick rates and the "pics you're not supposed to share" threads.

>>677253141

mom here.
no, fagboy, you won't ever fuck me.
and next week forget your pocket money.

i have 2 voices in my head that i like to keep around as friends

>>677265708
They're trash

my niece is my daughter.

>>677262966
>People say /b/ was never good. Bullshit. This place used to be fucking awesome. I would literally lurk from dusk till dawn,...

Brings back good memories.
I feel nostalgic now.

>>677265861
deadpool is that you?

>>677264240

Gay people always enter "postyoursecrets" threads to brag about their queergayfaggotry.

Make /b/ great again.

>>677266264
Yea it was good, nowadays It's swarming with cucks and SJWs who think Trump is bad.

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>>677264641

>bisexual = a gay before his "coming out"

I have weird fetishes, i enjoy being denied, as well as chastity

>>677266444
Well, Trump is retarded. But so are the rest of the candidates in your election.
You guys are just basically voting where in your body you want cancer now kek.
Still, yeah, this place is full of cucks, SJWs, faggots who deny they're faggots (traplovers) and other assholes. Mind you, the not fun-loving b-tard kind of assholes, but. Fuck it, you get my point

>>677253029
I bought a few hamsters last week at my local petstore so i could bring them home and smash them with a hammer individually on a cinderblock.
I had an amazing time

>>677266452
ur just jelly. bi is the best. ya i like dick but i bet ive fucked more girls than you

i like to drink an entire bottle of bleach every night, id definitely recommend it

>>677266769

that shit is literally worst than pedophilia.

>kill yourself faggot.

I can only get off to fantasies about being raped.

>>677266769
there are people who buy hamsters just to stuff them on their dick. so i guess you ain't that bad

When I fart, it smells like liquid shit

i'm a bisexual

>>677266988

this is only OK if you're a woman.

which you're probably not, so... fuck you you sick faggot.

>>677262966
Jesus dude...you gave me some serious feels thinking about days passed.
Well done anon you made my day

molested as a child. get off to the memories now. even the painful ones.

>boner spoiler: im a man.

>>677266889
<3 id do it to you if i had the chance <3

>>677267076

Let's say, hypothetically, I am a woman. Why is it okay then?

>>677267387

yes. in that case its hot.

>tell us about it.

>>677253381
Story anon?

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>>677267387

It is okay because you cannot call police.
They would zozzlekek at you until next month.

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I think teenage girls (12-18) with big feet in moccasins is fucking hot

>>677253029
well i got my first bj when i was 13 by my sister she was 15!
keeping this shit a secret for the past 12 years!

>>677267018
Nvm. Turns out I had to take a liquid shit

>>677267829
I would've incested like fuck, if I had hot siblings..

>>677268063
she wasnt that hot but meh every 2 days she gave me a bj so im cool with that ^^

>>677268063

i know that feel. my youngest sister got hot in a hurry and i couldnt help but steer it. best fucking years of my life.

Shat on the floor in the Vatican

>>677253029
I have hugged more random people that I've known for <1 day, than I have hugged my parents

>>677268173
lolwhy?

Practice?

I jack off to drawn porn, then I feel bad for doing that

>>677268286
she wasnt hot for me but for the rest of my friends she was a queen

>>677253029
I had sex with my dog numerous times when i was 13

>>677268466
No i mean why would she suck your dick?
She wanted bj practice or was just being a "good" sister?

>>677268656
kill yourself

>>677255165
You should definitely kill yourself u disgusting cunt

>>677268732
idk about practice or being a good sister but she just asked me can i suck you off? at first was kinda strange but like in 2 or 3 days it was good asf

>>677253869
>under age b&

>>677268258
Fucking lucky.
I've got 2 sisters, one's kinda cute but nty.. The other one's ugly

>>677254425
You need to start exploring the other erogenous zones of your body, such as asshole and nipples. Nipple play is the best.

>>677254425
>>677255060
Try cockhero

i have a lot of weird fetishes
>12-16 year old girls
>drugged girls
>passed out girls
>incest
>getting dominated by a guy and treated like a bitch

bet you didnt expect that last one. theres more too

>>677257382
Women are a dime a dozen, soon enough you will go through enough of them, that they all seem the same.

>>677269418
What are some good CH videos?

The ones i tried were started so slow paced that i couldnt get past the first 5 minutes without alt + f4ing

I have hypospadias.

I still regularly jerk off to pics of my ex. It's been 6 years and I'm engaged to someone new

>>677257791
>get on multivitamins
>eat fruit everyday
>do regular exercise
>take extra vitamin B supplements, such as Niacin, as it helps combat depression
>put on a sad song each day, and cry to it, and release the emotion
>read the 14 teachings of the Buddha

>>677257985
Ya because THAT will make her be with you. You're friendzoned bruh. She will never want you.

>>677258443
same here mate, as long as you dont have an outbreak, then you can fuck unprotected, besides even if you do give it to someone, its only herpes.
by the way, Lucas Paw Paw ointment will kill off an outbreak straight away, put it on the sores, and within a day, you will see them fading away, keep it up everyday, and it will be all gone in a week or so.

>>677258744
Hookers are great, nothing to be ashamed of.

>>677269660
Pinicle, champions of cocknea, the music ones, mix, corruption one and two, Ive pretty much played them all, I only like the ones with a best meter you can follow along with I stead of just the music

>>677269660
I've never beaten the boss fight one

I want to have gay sex with my best friend

>>677253393
you're fucked up bro

>>677258443
I fucked a girl who I know 100% has herpes cause buddy used to date her and saw the valtrex. Plus, she used to date a known herp dog gift giver dude in the area. Unprotected but she didn't break out.

Don't fuck people while break-out dude.

>>677259891
I can eat a girl out for as long as it takes to make her cum, but I just love to taste and smell her juices.
Also love to tongue a bitches/ladyboys/guys asshole too.

>>677269660
If your just looking for something to get it over with try the 'ready to cum' series

>>677270971
thy, i will look it up

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Fucked a fat toothless bitch for the past 5 months. She was ugly and stupid as hell.
I'm not even bad looking, but holy fuck I just have a horrible time trying to approach women. I get so nervous. So all i go for are easy targets.

sometimes I look at pictures of bare naked ladies and touch myself

>>677259480
sad

>>677271175
Really? I feel bad for you and at same time i feel happy for her, being ugly and dumb and still able to get someone.

>>677253029
Stuck my dick in a 6 year old girls mouth. Told her to lick the lolipop

I have DID. MPD, whatever you want to call it. I almost got diagnosed in high school, but did some fancy acting and convinced them I was just a drama-seeking kid with depression. My neurologist knew, but she had to quit her practice. My husband knows. I'm not going to tell anyone else at this point.

>>677271175
Same here, except in not fucking just one ugly bitch. Most the ones I fuck at least have big tits.

Put a camera in bathroom and recorded my daughter on toilet

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>>677271268
Honestly I just love finally getting some attention and affection.
But she ended up trying to fuck one of my Co workers at work and he told me so I ditched that cunt.
I aint sad though, I had to do all to fucking work in bed so whatever.

>>677271309
You're a sick bastard.

>>677271475
Is she hot

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>>677271475

That's not funny, grandpa. You're 87, she's 68.

I secretly love smashing iPhones https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdkMeEx-f_g

Have girlfriend. Had sex with other girl in our bed a few times.

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>>677271745

I have a nice CP collection in which i use to fap everyday

Feels good man

Hey guys look at how cool I am. I've been on this gay weaboo website for so long I miss old /b/ shit was cash

>>677271870
More

>>677271475
if shes hot can i meet her? :v)

>>677271878
Bastard

>>677271870
Ehhh. Belly button piercings gross me out.

I once fucked a fat nignog in the ass till completion when I was 13. I think she was 12 or 11 idk. I hate to admit it but that was the best anal I ever had. That was over 17 years ago but I still cum buckets when I think about it while fucking my gf. I got details if anyone's interested

>>677272004
Don't talk about my daughter like that. Fucking faggot

>>677271870
you have some more? :^)

>>677253029
I'm literally shitting right now.
Its quite wattery

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>>677253029
I shat my pants in second grade and went on like nothing. A friend asked me if we could hang out and we went and jumped on a trampoline.

My ass was smeared in shit and my underwear was completely brown. Since then I've never shat my pants again and I hope I never will.

I want my friends to gangbang me and fuck me. They all think i'm straight but I'm actually a huge faggot.

I cannot get a boner unless something is in my ass

>>677272125
Are you OP

>>677272220
He's 90% of /b

>>677272043
more details? :v)