Waifu thread - knife to meet you editionRulesClaim your Waifu/HusbandoNo oversexualized
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Waifu thread - knife to meet you edition
Rules
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualized content
>Cannot claim what is already taken (unless trips or more)
>If someone is new, compliment them with sarcasm
>insult other waifus
>have fun
Greetings, I am Chara
emps claimed
Fran
Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed.
>>677159106
Don't copy me now!
>being a little devil is difficult
Well...you know...do things...with Ruby...
>In the lewd, part of the lewd
>>677159951
Too early?
You just asked for lewd!
>sadly, never tried honey beer
last claim for today good night everyone
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>I bet there will be 2 new threads up
Tenryuu claimed
>raisinhatinghangingrapist joining in
claiming yume
>>677160487
goodnight
-emps
Knife you say?
>>677159106
Tough stalemate, they primarily had horse archers and siege equipment so focused down their swordsmen and left them unable to actually take down the city. So they sabotaged all my stuff before getting beaten back but I was in no way to counter attack.
mugi claimed
Ruri. I love you. Please don't stop being you because I'm an asshole.
Best husbando claimed. How is the ad?
Ruby claimed for Ruby anon
>Emi
Ayy
>>677159106
I always have a good time here.
>claimed
I'll try to not lurk in this one
Red ranger claim
Miho claimed
>>677160290
i couldnt be fucked to make new bread, thnx chara
QOTT:
what is everyone listening to?
>>677160613
Was that you, then?
Internet claimed >>677158897
I hope to. oculus rift is a start in dry siut gear but we are years from pocket dimension sack suit
>>677160506
probably
and welcome back
>>677160433
>>677160467
>>677160484
>>677160487
>>677160528
>>677160557
>>677160562
>>677160585
>>677160601
>>677160613
>>677160623
>>677160632
>>677160647
welcome back
>>677160585
You're very knifely, aren't you?
>>677160930
You could say that
>>677160816
Just picked up the re-released version of this beauty. Relatively short for a Jazz album, but one of the best.
https://youtu.be/W7iD25hDE7k
>>677160601
Are there two Mugi's? Please tell me there are two Mugi's.
>>677159401
>>677160467
>
>>677160487
Good night!
>>677160484
N-no! It's against the rurus~!
>>677160585
Better than a loss. I'm sure you'll be able to prepare yourself to give them what they deserve soon enough
>>677161117
Hey breezy
Hard to see people with the crappy layout.
Best German CV claimed
>>677160131
I vomited a little too much after rum
>>677160484
LEWD always anytime !
>It tastes different, and the worse thing is I can drink it without moderation
>>677160487
GuteNacht !
going to work, but claiming PB before i do. Have a good day, everyone!
>>677161040
Knifes are awesome
>>677160290
Trapfag confirmed.
>>677161321
You're here early, or am I late. I'm not complaining though.
<3
>>677160623
This is a good claim.
>Lurking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A7RRLaKf5c
>>677161599
dubs confirms it
OP too
Whachu gonna do?
I know you'd love to tap that ass
>>677161160
theres another mugi somewhere but he hasnt come in here in a really long time
>>677161622
I just waiting on a friend so we can go strip a car. And its almost 6pm here
<3
>>677161829
Are you the Mugi that plays guitar? The filenames are different.
>>677161444
Nice trips Graf
>>677161484
have a good day
>>677161829
My nigga.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CL6n0FJZpk
>>677161306
Oh come on, I know you want that <3
And I'm sure that Ruby would like it too~
>Let the lewdness flow inside you
>>677161444
Hehe~
I knew it <3
Have a taste of this~
>I prefer double malt beers, stronger and tastes better
>>677161542
Swords are good too
>>677162013
i did a really dumb thing a few nights ago that i would rather not talk about kek
yeah its the mugi that plays guitar im just on mobile
>>677162205
Only knives
Only stabbing
>pic related
>>677160290
Alright, Chara. (Cody Martin)
>>677162434
You mean the laptop thingie?
You stepped on it and ruined it.
Answer
>>677160909
I might get one, though they are starting to toy with brain to computer interface
This just in, I'm in Wisconsin! Time to celebrate with chocolate milk!
Holo
Claimed
>>677162681
>Answer
Is always "Hugs"
>>677161848
I'm here lurking until my laptop shits itself and then I'll go catch a few Zs.
So how is my little angel feeling this early in the morning?
<3
>>677162158
Lewdness?
ok
Claimed
>>677162651
shit
>>677162681
yo
>>677162053
yo yo
Yume, I got another one of you and Syndra coming up.
>I hope my 'Squeal piggy' didn't offend her, it's all in good fun.
kagami claimed, how was everyones day?!
>>677162434
Oh that makes sense. Stay beautiful.
>Claiming Cory.
Best anime, best husbando.
>>677162998
yeah after that one you can rest until i claim your services again
>>677162681
Hi Ruri
>>677162970
what's good
>>677163014
Hello.
>>677162998
It offended me.
ITT autistic weebs
>>677162873
6pm morning sounds about right. Doing alright i guess. Still stressed as always. Thanks obama
>>677162053
o shieet
>can we quads ?
>>677162158
Strong beers ? Shieet mate
Cant drink it cause i will lost my mind faster than i think
>Nosebleeding
Good Taste ! Good Taste !
>>677162970
Mwahaha, no worries...
You still have my fuck up from some days before
>shitty screenshot always reappears somewhere
>>677163014
it was okay, how was yours?
>>677162434
It's like we're /gg/ in here.
>>677163285
C-Can I have a hug?
>>677163014
Full of car riding and driving, how about you?
>>677163243
I take offense to you being offended
>check your privilege
>>677160829
It was. I thought you were running so I figured some light provocation would work.
>>677163331
Pretty close...
>>677163333
There it is.
>nice
What did i miss?
>>677163146
Close but no cigar
>>677160290
KILL YOURSELF WEEB TRASH CUNT
>>677163333
chek'd
>>677162158
No! I-I'm pure and innocent!
>That pic
You are making it hard for me to be pure and innocent!
>Let the lewdness flow inside you
I did once. And it won't happen again!
>>677163333
Fukken checked, holy shit
>>677163533
Are you mad? I feel like you're mad.
>>677163243
hi!
>>677163333
nice quads, mine was pretty good, why just okay though?
>>677163448 sounds fun, are you a racecar driver?!?
>>677163014
>>677163243
im doing alright
>birthday tomorrow lets go
>>677163333
what do u mean shitty screenshot
>>677162488
>Implying that shitty kitchen knife won't chip and break the first time you stab anything
hey is maka still here? if not ill save these and make the same thread later.
>>>/c/2630491
>>677163447
How about a cuddle?
>>677163900
dubs confirm good b-day, happy early birthday!
>>677163614
I remember that...
>I think
>>677163448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HoCKlNsolc
>>677163900
Ayy
how old?
>>677163873
How are things?
>>677163873
Uh... well, nothing good or bad happened, so it was okay
>>677163975
I AM NOT SURE
>>677163992
>Implying I didn't erase the world with nothing but a kitchen knife
>>677164123
15 kek
>>677160290
Of all the people in all existence that you could have chosen you picked literally the worst.
>>677164123
they're fine, im just glad it's the weekend finally, this week has been long, how about with you?
Best sakka boy claimed.
>>677163191
This one's cute.
>>677163243
No it didn't, why you aways lyin?
>>677162884
Hehe~
>Do it
>>677163331
>just saying
>double malt beer doubles the alcohol percentage
>just drank a 9% double malt
>giggles
Thanks Graf!
You're a cute too c:
>maybe more than cute but...
>>677163614
Ohh?
Don't tell me that this Emi is pure and innocent~
I wont believe that <3
>giggles
There's nothing bad about a bit of lewd c;
Hehe~
And I know Emi's lewdness, enough to say that it's nice <3
>>677163743
Teto~
You're here too?
>winks
>>677164223
well that's good, im glad it was okay then
>>677164083
I do quite enjoy the cuddles.
>cuddles
You're so warm, Miho.
<3
Nonon claim.
Hey guys
>>677163614
None of us are pure
>NONE OF US
>>677163873
No, just going from Nashville back to Green Bay, it's a 15 hour drive
>>677163992
>>677164223
Scalpels are obviously the best
>>677164335
hi rei, how are you?
>>677164246
Nice
>turning 20 next month
>>677164280
I'm stressed, had a long day.
>>677164315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HoCKlNsolc
>>677164276
I don't understand?
Chara is so lovely
>>677163457
>Self destructive until the bitter end.
>Willing to play the martyr but still cries when they fail. So cute.
It's funny how true it is.
>>677164524
>
>>677164246
Mugi > the mods
Absolute madman.
>>677164524
Scalpels are indeed great, though not sure how suited they are for stabbing.
I require lewd pictures
>>677164529
I'm doing alright Anon.
Scrubbed the bathroom and the kitchen today.
No longer do I live in filth.
How are you today?
>>677164443
>off by one
awww
thanks.
You don't mind if I hug you? Do you?
>>677164524
well... hmm... for precision sure... but the fun is ramming a rather dull knife into the skull of your victim. Not something absurdely sharp.
>>677164483
Your so soft and warm to. <3
>>677164591
>h3h3
My boy
>>677164706
Based
>>677164694
>>677164123
>I remember that...
I'm sure you do, you discovered the identity of a famous murderer...
>>677164380
Muh heart...
T-this is a public place! What happened in that shed, (kinda) stayed there, but the lewd...
>You are going for it today, it seems...
>I can hear Teto's fast heart beat from here
Why today? Why me? I ain't even cute!
>>677164524
>None of us are pure
So true it hurts...
>>677164809
Best i can do
>>677164708
>>677164795
mah nigga
>>677164524
ouch, i always hate long drives, i have to drive to new mexico everytime i take vacation
>>677164591
well that sucks, at least the days over with somewhat now!
>>677164860 uhhg i hate cleaning bathrooms, my day was okay, can't complain
I claim Based Space Cop Luluco
>>677164809
No Fuwa, go back to your flies and being best girl in the show
>>677164724
You can't stab that deep, but they do slash pretty well
>>677164908
You can do much worse than kill with a scalpel though...
>>677165101
You know I won't lie
>>677164908
not at all, just don't use your knife to hug me
>>677165269
at least you know Fuwa is best
>>677165138
>>677164246
Mugi I wish someone had told me this when I was your age but you're going to hate all the music you listen to right now in a couple years. Except for Nirvana and Queens of the Stone Age.
>>677164380
Dont say anything bad about strong beers
>Im not unsuitable for this
>More blood leaking
Do you propose me something ?
>pic
>maybe more than cute but...
but what ??
>>677163472
And mby this time quads
>>677164924
You're really good at this. Just let go now.
>>677165166
Haha yeah. I have some family coming to visit, so I just wanted the areas they'll use to be clean.
It's a shitty job, but it's gotta be done sometimes.
>>677165544
This guy dropping mad truths.
>>677165101
>i discovered the truth
>>677165166
i still have to do something in a bit though...
>>677164946
my african american companion
>>677165566
check'd
>>677165269
oh, I believe you... Maybe you can teach me something?
>>677165306
>hugs
>without the knife
>>677165414
>pic for you sansfag
>>677164380
Uhuhuhu~...
I'm just... watching. I hope you don't mind~
>>677165166
To or from New Mexico? Do you live there?
>>677165384
What can I say, I'm a sucker for lab coats
wasted all my time to watch anime over spring break
oh well
>>677165675
I'm not your guy , buddy.
>>677165675
i hear you, it always feels better when its clean though lol
>>677165682 oh...hopefully it will go by quick
>>677165726
i used to, my parents live there, i never vacation anywhere else for some reason lol
Completed
>>677165794
>spring break
That was 8 years ago...
>>677165693
I don't think you want to go there
wow
>>677166066
hahahaha! that's awesome!
>>677165699
It's not you, it's me. Here let me show you something special.
>>677166066
you did good now take some rest until i need you again
Bite me
>>677165693
aww thank you
>hugs back
>>677165971
I'm not your buddy, pal.
>>677165794
The struggle is real.
>>677166041
It wasn't that bad, I try to clean up at least once a week.
I just had to power scrub everything so I was certain.
>>677166259
Wow tats
>>677165101
Don't worry, your heart wont be touched <3
Mmh~
I didn't talk about the shed...
Seems like you're already thinking about those things for yourself hehe~
>Going for it? Ufufufu~
Don't say that!
You're cute and you know it c:
>>677165566
Don't worry about strong beers, I'm the first that buys them.
Propose you?
I don't know, these things are up to you <3
>But what??
Let's jusy say that you're more...mature hehe~
>>677165716
No I don't mind.
Sad that you're must watching though c;
