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Took my bandages off today. Does /b/ want to see my mangled appendage?
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Took my bandages off today. Does /b/ want to see my mangled appendage? Then show me your dubs.
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fuck no
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in b4 not even my hand

in b4 I'm a fat pussy and got caught with my hand in moms pussy

in b4 you need us to listen to your problems

fuck you newfag
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>>676824233
>>676824101
You called for dubs, and dubs answered.
OP better follow through
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>>676824101
>>676824317
In after TIMESTAMP OR FUCK OFF
>chexk these singles
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>>676824233
Winrar!!!!
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>>676824101
Easy
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>>676824588
>>676824233
Double dubs, double deliver.
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well? We're waiting......
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>>676824101
Check mate faggot!
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Do eet also check'em
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All it takes is dubs? Deal
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>>676824995
>>676824588
>>676824556
>>676824233
hurry the fuck up op
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Dubs ?? EZ
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This'll be good
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Sooooo... about that pic OP ?
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bumpety bump
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If dubs show benis
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>>676824101
>>676824233
Fuck I think the surgeon was drunk.
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>>676825505
gross
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>>676825505
So what happened?
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>>676825505
Hell Fuck
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>>676825505
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>>676824233
>>676825544
op is a faggot
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>>676825505
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>>676825725
see>>676825505
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>>676824101
why not zoidberg
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>>676825725
Fixed
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>>676825505
Fucking nice stitching honestly. It'll heal up pretty well. It's gonna hurt like a bitch bending your fingers again.
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>>676825505
Meh, I seen worst. How did you manage that anyway?
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>>676825505
Don't look all too bad tho. Considering the amount of bandages and stitches, looks better than I would expect
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>>676825812
zoiderg?
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>>676825505
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>>676825505
wtf you only have 5 fingers
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Hundred bucks it's just gonna be OP flipping us off.
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Pfft .... Could have had a real go like a real man and take fingers off ... Op is always such a faggot
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>>676825505
What's that white stuff?
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>>676826077
See
>>676825505
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>>676824101
>>676825505
>>676825927
A terrible st. patty's day decision.
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>>676826297
You guys want some surgery pics?
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>>676826297
Fucking with fireworks?
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>>676826508
YE
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>>676826297
Oh dude ew, you're middle finger, it's not gonna be alright. Any pus there? Post more this is making me hard
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>>676826629
WHY
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>>676826297
Explain this decision, pl0x? Did you get caught jerking a guy off, and had your hand fucked up? Faggots do weird things ya know! :^)
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>>676826508
Go for it. Also did you have any nerve damage like loss of feeling?
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>>676826629
You look like a nigger, OP
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JESUS CHRIST
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that middle finger's got some necrotic tissue. that's bad mkay.

were YOU the "surgeon", OP?
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>>676826297
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>>676826988
It's because they put iodine on it.
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>>676826508
>>676826629
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>>676827787
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>>676825505
not as bad as you made it sound like... what have you fucked up to achieve that, OP?
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show tits
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>>676826235
Are you mental?
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Pic from the night it happened. I tried to climb this sign on the front of a bar and apparently at the top they had some razor spikes to keep birds off. Fucking razor spikes. I was an idiot for trying to climb it though obv.
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>>676828133
razor spikes.... I hope they have good insurance.
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Here's the inside of my finger.
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>>676828133
how did a razor break the bone? not seeing how that works
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>>676827829
>>676827884
Looks like you had a decent doctor piecing your fingers back together. Those pins even cut down must be a pain in the ass.
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>>676828385
Holy shit.

That's all broke inside, I can tell you.

Where is your knuckle ?
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>>676826297
lel mixing mayonnaise and ketchup. Fag.
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>>676828133
Damn, that looks better before surgery
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>>676828465
Pigeon spikes plus body weight equals rip and crack. At least that's what it looks like.
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>>676828385
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>>676827787
lets play guess that gender
>male
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>>676828911
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>>676828888
Oh my
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>>676828888
CHECK'D
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Can I get a hand job?
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>>676828888
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>>676828084
She was drunk. St Patty's Day.
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Dear God that must of sucked I hope u sued or have free drinks for a year
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Picture from the night of. My super supportive friends. It hurt but not like it hurts now.
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Fucking worth it.
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>>676829911
show us that dick
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>>676829911
Wait are you a girl?
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>>676830461
There is a picture right there that may help in answering that question.
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>>676829911
you're not going to be jacking any niggers off with that hand for awhile.

now post your tits, snizz and your butthole.
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Here's basically what OP did. At least it didn't do any severe damage and you have all your fingers.
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get well soon
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>>676830461
When you can't tell if they're a girl or not.
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>>676830737
it's another Gavin mystery... can't tell one way or the other :/
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>>676825505
Actually that looks pretty good
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>>676830911
Post the full set of this plz
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>>676826297
middle finger is not good
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>>676826235
Dead skin, retard
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>>676828962
Triggered
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>>676828888
4 same numbers! 4 same numbers!
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>>676829911
would fuck with the force of 1000 suns
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>>676829911
sorry to be that one guy
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>>676828962
Attack helicopter.
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>>676831118
i second this... as i am a surgeon
it should heal nicely. The only thing i would have done different would have been...

When she was under, put my pecker in her mouth ..... Pics because it happens

Cool points with my other b/ro surgeons.

A trophy of sorts....

And yes, we surgeons do this.. and stockpile the trophies
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>>676828385
Alright, I'm just gonna say it. It looks like you've grown a mini-pussy in that wound
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>>676831686
In her mouth? Where the intubation tube is? Must have a tiny dick to get in there.
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>>676831686
>As I am a surgeon

Me too. But also I'm Mark walburgs brother.
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Damn, worst i have is here.
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>>676832141
>girl
>guy
its both
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>>676829911
You're a girl. I understand you're hand situation but we still have rules
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It's a guy. A bitch wouldn't be strong enough to climb up a sign.
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>>676832068
>>676832141
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>>676824101

Now you can use a apple mouse OP.
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Here's a gross foot
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>>676832240
Story?
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>>676828888
WITNESSED
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>>676824101
are you Jason Pierre-Paul?
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>>676832339
Those rules only apply to attention whores
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>>676832739
Now THAT is some damage. Got the x-ray for your foot too?
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>>676828133
Op can sue why don't you sue op?
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>>676833024
Well she's posted enough face pics that at the very least she's enjoying the male attention if not an outright attention whore. Just sayin'
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>>676833463
How can I sue since I was drunk and climbing private property?
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>>676832739
dafuq happened here?
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>>676833331
so close man so close
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>posting irrelevant face pictures
k, it's likely a gril
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>>676833685
>not wanting anon to show tits
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>>676832791
Intervened in a fight at a house party were someone had a smashed bottle and was going to hurt some innocent kid for getting drink all over him - hence the weird shape of the cut the top part was the actual injury the long line was for surgery because it hit tendons an artery and a nerve.
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>>676833611
still cant tell if its a guy or a girl
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>>676833869
Assumed it was just normal tendon surgery. Shitty deal, hope the kid was ok at least, lol. You gain back full functionality in your arm?
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>>676834129
I'm a woman you plebs.
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Its either a very pretty male or a very handsome woman. I'm still not sure.
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>>676834129
that is a female, albeit a chunky/mannish one.
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>>676834305
Dat nose. Yikes. Did you land on it??
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>>676834365
>>676834374

Maybe a little thicker, handsome applies more than mannish. Not exactly a hottie (no offence, op) but still fuckable.

r8 6/10

Unless you wanna show us more.....
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>>676824101
idk why someone hasn't shoopduwhooped a penis into Op's pic. also, pic related.
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>>676834267
Yeah the only thing i lost was some muscle in my arm due to not being able to use it for 3 months and the ability to being my pinky inwards due to the ulnar never being severed like pic
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>>676829720
You need to go back to the ER your finger is infected.
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Better post a pic of those tits OP so we can ensure they weren't injured.
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>>676834305
okay, you're 6/10
i'm bi so you're relatively good looking either way
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>>676832933
Rules still apply OP
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>>676824101
>why would i waste dubs if your taking it off anyway?

>DO IT FOR THE FUN OF IT YOU FAG
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>>676834305
male to female or the other way around? looking good anyways OP
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>>676828911
seeing this kind of shit makes me want to be a doctor just to cut people open :)

Meh, i guess i can go on a killing spree aswel.
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>>676824101
OP
Sharpie in Pooper?
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how's no-one made this connection yet?
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you sure you are not that dude from creed???
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>>676824101
dubs
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>>676836918
interesting
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>>676829911
You are a cutie.
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>>676836918
i dont see a connection
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>>676825505
thats not mangles thats fucking pussy shit right there
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>>676825505
The only drunk person here is you for thinking that's a botched job. Surgeon did you up nice. You're lucky to still have those fingers, fag - be appreciative.
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Tits or leave whore
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>>676824101
The best part is that you're probably an Americanfag, how much is your bill faggot?
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You guys really want a tit pic that bad then here.
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>>676829911
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>>676838764
U did well. Fucking nice nip too.
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>>676838764
I approve. now timestamp the other tit.
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>>676838764
Timestampppppp
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>>676824101
Just saving this here for posterity
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>>676838764
Quality. Moar?
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>>676839222
Good man
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>>676834305
You look like you'd be some kids cool older sister... you know, like really down to earth, and doesn't mind buying him beer when mom and dad are out of town and he wants to throw a party -- you might even join in on the festivities and fuck one of his friends.

>>676838764
Not bad
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My buddies finger. Happened last year at a party
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No need for timestamp on titty pic. Just put the mangled finger in there with it.

>dubs says too
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>>676839450
That's a pretty clean cut, did they re-attach ti?

Also, why is it not in ice?
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>>676839450
Tell us how and why
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>>676839450

>>676839691
this

and what happened to it
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>>676839450
>Thumbnail.jpg
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>>676834305
>I'm a women
That's warrant for tits. The rule states, you need to prove something that is not common, I e no girls on the Internet etc. common, you showed us your disgusting hand and ruined my day, the least you could do is leave us with a better taste in our mouth.
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The result of breaking my ankle in 3 places. Ended up with a plate and ten screws.
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>>676839691
>At party
>Dave is leaning on pingpong table with finger underneath
>Sluts dancing on table
>Table snaps
>Legs flip up and clip his finger
>Shut off music, find daves finger, take pic
>Too small to reattach
>Grew back a little stubby half fingernail thing
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>>676839982
is your day ruined ? You better stay on 9gag then, avoid the fresh section tho
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>>676834305
You say that but I'm not seeing tits.
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>>676838764
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>>676838764
Time stamp. Fucking loser virgins trying to act all chivalrous.
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>>676840331
And thanks to the fag who compared me to john fucking travolta.
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>>676840417
stfu john. timestamp your tits or gtfo
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>>676840224
>doesn't understand what guilt tripping is
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>>676832723
fucking kek
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>>676836918
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>676840331
timestamp + vayaina and butthole pics

now pls
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>>676826166
at least you dont have to clip you nails now
kek
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When my grandfather was working at a deli back in the day, he cut the tip of his finger off in the meat slicer. Worst part is that it went in the meat and into someone's food. So somewhere out there, a person ate the tip of my grandfather's finger.
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>>676840417
Relax Johnny, omagawd
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>>676840098
Fucking sick. How long until you could walk?
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>>676834305
Brunette hair...

>>676840331
Red hair.

NOT THE SAME AS OP. THESE ARE NOT OP'S TITS!
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>>676840331
Hair colour and texture is different.
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post the pussy :D
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>>676838764
Sup Ashley!

KEKEKEK
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>>676826297
Looks like you arm wrestled a blender blade.
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>>676836918
>That's a bit of a stretch m8

I think she's pretty cute tbh. Bonus points for knowing parkour
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>>676840331
What country you from?
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>>676842118
Why you think shes gonna fuck you?
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>>676826629
dude nice middle finger piercing, how much did it cost?
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>>676840774
On paper, 6 weeks, but I was walking around 4 weeks.
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>>676842331
I scored a lot of chicks on the internet in the past.
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>>676840331
can't tell if this OP's but whos ever they are, their pretty nice.
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>>676832240
dude i love the little dipper
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>>676842725
>>676842725
No you didn't you fucking loser.
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>>676835117
4 in the pink, 1 in the stink. am i right?
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>>676825505
what is the story behind this
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>>676824101
OP can u post more pics please?
Will you do it for a dog with poor depth perception?
>pic related
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>>676843010
Whatever you say, beta boy.
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>>676843010
I get a request almost every day from super hot bitches in Russia wanting to fuck me. Yahoos always putting that shit in my spam folder though, fucking cock blockin
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>>676840098
How did you break it?
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>>676840887
>implying girls don't dye their hair on the regular
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>>676843520
Its the lamest story in existence. I was running to catch the bus and slipped on ice... Thank god for free health care
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>>676842331
I was just wondering you sour little robot fuck
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>>676832933
8/10 would shake hand
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One more of my tits because I can't believe this thread is not dead.
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>>676845160
snapchat? kik?
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>>676845160
I asked where tf you're from ya slag answer me
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>>676845160
let's get one with the busted finger and tits, eh
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I've seen these tits on another thread recently

Do not trust.
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>>676843508
>fucks girls in real life instead of begging for a 4chan girl with 12 other preteen virgins
>beta
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>>676845160
Your ugly as fuck, get your gross tits out of this thread.
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>>676845160
Goddamn those are nice tits.
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>>676845547
Same. On a YLYL. With the small dick guy.
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>>676826297
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>>676845635
It took you this long to come up with that shit? I'd hate to see you trying to pick up girls, betamax.
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>>676845506
seconded
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