>>676740516

Look after it, look around the neighborhood for posters about missing pets in case someone owns it, if you can't see anything, adopt it.

Cuddle a bit, then let go.

>>676740770
this plus feed and play

>>676740715
roll

There's a section on Craigslist for lost animals. Probably a local page for lost animals on Facebook too. Post it and return the kitty to its owner.

>>676740516
maby it's an outside cat

Eat it

>>676740516
wrap it in sausages and throw it at some dogs, or make it wear socks.

either would be funny as hell.

>>676741323
this

You got any neighbors? Ask around and make sure it's not theirs trips or no trips

>>676740715
roll

cut its head off !!

Don't kill first of all, then post on something telling you found it. No people come to get it, keep it

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>>676740516

Get it stoned then shave it like pic related, then drop it off at the shelter and say you found the poor lil guy wandering round without a collar.

Give it some whiskey/vodka, (when i say some i mean a lot), record it, and post results.

scratch tummy

>>676740516
/b/ space program

>>676740715
roll

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cat rape

>>676740715
this

fuck it.

>>676740715
rell

>>676740715
This op

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>>676742168
Oh my

>>676740715
roll

>>676740715
rolll

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>>676740516
Send it to space

>>676740715
rolling for this

>>676742511
>>676742271
Roll

>>676740516
love it and feed it and pet it and call it George

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Update from OP. Been doing the responsible thing while I wait for trips. Haven't seen anything about a lost cat online yet on Facebook or craigslist. Still has claws and it is a girl. Didn't see any scars from spading. Shall we name her while we wait for trips?

Bake in oven at 450 for 5 mins

>>676740715
roll

Shart on its face, wipe your ass with it, set it back free to the world. Alert neighbors that someone has defiled the cat with human feces.

Eat it!!!!

>>676742645
roll

>>676742816
Roll

>>676742511
Roll

>>676742668
If dubs name her Rosie
Also trips = keep taking care and all that shit
btw nice pants bostonfag

Give it to me, I need a cat

Love her take care of her

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Name it Snuggly Wuggly, take it to the vet for shots/check for chip and adopt if it isn't claimed

>>676740715
rolly

>>676742944
Roll

>>676742944
This... except the fucking name. What the fuck man

Keep it faggot

>>676742944
Rolling

>>676742944
111get
1
1
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>>676740715
This shit

>>676742944
yes nigger

>>676742944
rolliollio

>>676742668
Name it something stupid, like pickles
Keep it and car for it

>>676742668
Feed her, love her, and never abandon.

>>676740715

r (olly)

Keep it

MAKE IT RUN INTO WALL HARD AF FROM CHASING LASER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

keep it

>>676742511
Rolling

Nazi experiments

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>>676742944
For your constellation prize on dubs, in the mean time she will be name Snuggly Wuggly, though I do like the name Rosie

>>676740715
Rolling to save this cutie from the hands of /b/

Take a selfie with it

>>676742438
lol'd hard
>naughty

>>676740516
Shovelcat

>>676740715
Roll

Give me back my cat asshole

Feed it meat

>>676743444
trips

>>676743444
Winrar

>>676743444
win

>>676740715
roll

Put him in the oven or microwave for at least 1 hour, post results
>Inb4 edgy

>>676743444
You did good son

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>>676743314
this cat is on fireeeeeee!
this cat is on fiiirrrreeeeeeee!

>>676743444
Done and done

>>676743444
Winrar

If you wanna figure out if this cat belongs to someone take her to the vet and check for chip etc.
If nothing's found congratulations you've been adopted by a cat.

>>676743564
edgelord

Fuck off with your moral shit fags, you're destroying 4chan

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>>676743453
Is it always you who posts this in every lost cat thread? You did this in mine

Name it bush did 9/11

>pick it up by its tail

>put foot on cat

>pull tail off

>then snap each leg

>and finally put it in the microwave and watch it die in agony

>post results

>>676743444
ayyyyyyy

>>676740516
Kill kill kill

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>>676743444
>tfw OP has a new cat friend

>>676743706
>hurr durr moralfags
cat's were always loved here newfriend. you better fuck off b2 reddit

>>676743444
WINRAR

>>676743713
Nah never posted in a lost cat thread before but I would sincerely like it if op the faggot would give me back my little duchess

>>676743706
Sounds like some faggot has never had a cat

>>676743725
Roll this would be top kek

Cut off it's head and put it in your neighbors mailbox

Just keep it op. Cats are the shit

>>676743444
win

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>>676743706
Holy shit, 4chan has always liked cats, and all animals for that matter.

>>676743725
fuck off you edgy cunt

>>676743725
>being this edgy
>>>/out/

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Getting Snuggly ready for vet trip to check for chip and disease. In the mean time can you fans come up with a better name than Snuggly Wuggly. I'll update at vet.

>>676744327
>and I forgot out was an actual board
>fuck
>>>/goawaynigger/

>>676744213
exactly, it's only the lonely faggots who were severely bullied at school that take pleasure in animal abuse

>>676744213

so funny when newfags get all defensive about the state of the board, isn't it.

>>676744376
Something like "Katalina"
btw not playing on the 'cat' term. Just a cool name

>>676742668
Good choice!
Find a laser pointer and play with him!

>>676743725
roll for this

>>676744376
Waffen Waffle

>>676743300
wtf dude name it Doge or pepe

>>676744376
Name it:

Tits McGee
Tyrone
Laquisha
Watermelonia
BraapBraap

>>676744376
Her name is duchess, if you can give her a good home you can keep her. Always felt bad for her cause my lab would chase her around and pester her while she was trying to nap

>>676744376
How about something Russian?

Mishka

>>676744376
Rolling for Clit Titties

>>676740516
feed it to the reptilian overlords

>>676743859
>>676743966
Thank you! I can't believe how many anons here want to abuse cats these days. . .

>>676744505
Wine mixer?

>>676744376
>tons of fur on the blanket
you got any others OP?

>>676744685
Fuck russia

>>676744376
Call it Catarina, Doge or Roller

>>676744895
lmao, yea fuq that dumb country

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>>676744376
She looks like an Amanda to me.

>>676744789
Cats are te best, they're honeslty roommates. I love dogs but they're more like a child which can wear ya down. Cats just do their own thing and come hang out sometimes

Katusha, an honorable and worthy name, comrade.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katyusha

>>676744895
>>676744979
Amerifat/Finfag detected

>>676744789
Edgelords from Reddit or something. Think they're cool by being edgy on the internet.
One day imma buy a house alongside two cats and a German Shepherd.

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>>676744986
reroll

>>676745236
this, 100% this.

>>676744213
This

>>676745268
then your detection is wrong, probably because you're Russian kek

OP Update while traffic. Liking some of these names. Also in reply to >>676744877 go and I have dog that likes to sleep on bed

>>676745268
GSD's aren't as great as people think, even if they look good. Border Collies are cheaper to feed, and a lot more fun.

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>>676745362
rolllie

>>676745516
ahh thanks
GL at the vet. This is a good thread :')

>>676743444
Nice roll Anon, well done

>>676745407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uItZWRTBjo8

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>>676745591
rolling just so I can dump more cat pictures.

>>676745522
I'm still thinking about which dog i should get. Only rule is no small dogs. I hate that high pitched bark. Reminds me of those french women with small dogs in their bags.

Collies are cool though, same goes for corgis.

>>676740715
Roll

>>676746035
snake on cat is my fetish

>>676744376
Ann Frank

>>676745981
my nigga

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>>676746285
Fuck. That's my last cat on snake picture.
I have puppy on snake.

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>>676746859
Guinea pig and snake.

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OP again. I like the Katusha. Has a good ring to it. Also she fucking hate the truck. Wouldn't stop meowing.

>>676746859
That is adorable; I hope no one got eaten.

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>>676746993
Frog on snake.

>>676740715
Roll

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>>676747091
Snake on frog.

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>>676747141
Snake on human.
I think that's all I have..

>>676747044
Dubs means it's Katusha!

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>>676740715
rolling for this

>>676743300
I have a fatass torti cat named rosie

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>>676747209

>>676747044
Katyusha it is! Cats hate sudden movement, it's not your truck lol.

>>676744376
you can easily check for a chip, it will feel like a grain of rice floating between the shoulder blades

keep it and live a happy life with the cat, until it passes away peacfully.

the cat shall be named chalupa.

>>676747044
no way man Tits McGee is the master race name

>>676744376
Look how clean and healthy that fucker looks, this definitely someones cat that they probably let out to go wonder around. You should just let it back out OP and it'll eventually go home. I let mine out all the time without a collar except mine would meow up a storm and scratch the fuck out of their door if they tried to keep her.

You're probably abducting someones cat.

>>676747479
reroll

>>676747544
r o l l

>>676747044
fuck yes

>>676747535
you do realise it's probably already OPs cat and he just posted this thread to troll

>>676747693
you do realise we don't give a shit and it's entertaining regardless?

>>676747655
GIMME THEM TRIPS, TWO DUBS IN A ROW

>>676742944
rolling

>>676740516
call him Mr Pus

>>676747479
>>676747494
>>676747544
>>676747655
>>676747686
Already named it Katyusha, fags.

>>676747755
are you s e r i o u s
i want them trips

Keep it and call it fluffy

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>>676747892
OP was not a faggot today. Leaving trolled.webm

>>676747535
Which is why he's going to the vet to check for a chip you melt. If the cat is owning already a human OP won't be a complete faggot and return the cat.

>>676744505
When I was a kid, I dreamed of getting a Catalina and just sorta become merchant/dodgy adventurer/smuggler and travel the world.

I wish I was still naive. ..

>>676743835
I have a boner and in ashamed

>>676743444
Nice.

>>676748251
OP didn't announce anything, just got dubs when he said he liked the name. We'll see what he actually thinks after the vet.

Try to find its owner, and if you can't, be good to it, animals need a guardian and a hero.

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smash its fucking head with a sledge hammer!

>>676743859
Fucking this. His newfaggotry levels are insane.

>>676743725
the fuck bro

>>676748613
We don't know how! Please make yourself an example/victim for us!

>>676744376
Adolf Kitler

>>676740516
ARROW TO THE KNEE!!!

is it edible?

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>>676748626
You two are the only niggers on 4chan or who got past the water melon laser grid.

>>676740516
Keep it. Lick the cats ass once a month.

hump it

>>676740516
That's mine fucker!

>>676743706
4chan is not supposed to be evil u fucking autist

>>676742271
YES!
Roooll

>>676748914
>Memes memes
>Watermalo and chicken

>>676740715
roll

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OP. So vet said that they didn't find a chip, and that she has a small infestation of ear mites in her left ear, but other than that she is healthy. Gonna keep an eye up for any flyers or lost pet posts for a few weeks, but in the mean time, gf has a surprise to look forward to when she's done at work.

>>676740715
reroll

>>676740715
rerool

>>676749285
Does she like cats?

>>676740516
Roll

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>>676749285
gj op for not being a torturing faggot

>>676749290
reroll

>>676749285
What's her name gonna be, OP? (Katyusha plz)

>>676749285
Post thread later with Girlfriends reaction and how accepted the kitty is. You are a good person, OP.

>>676740516
name him trips please

>>676740516
fart in the cats face and watch her then, lol.
no pants though.

this is gonna be awesome.

>>676749285

So far you seem like a cool bro. Just don't do a 180 and try to do something edgy and out of character. I will immediately alert the authorities if I feel the animal is in danger at any time. Hope you and your gf find the owner, and if not hope you give snuggly wuggly a good home.

>>676749285
Use it to make furry porn

>>676749636
sounds good, reroll

Pet, daww and feed it. Then take it to the vet to see if chipped.

If not, offer to look after and adopt yourself if nobody claims cat.

>>676749657
>snugly wugly
Your autism has reached tumblr levels

>>676749636
rolling for this, did this to my cats too

>>676743314
Sadistic creep.
Video makers s/b publicly executed.

>>676749285
Sock on the head

>>676749832
People have been saying it from the start of the thread sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

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>>676749657
>yes police a guy in the Internet farted in a cats face and posted pictures of it. Snuggle Wuggly. Yes, his name was anonemoose

Kys op is cool guy

>>676749972
People's autism is reaching tumblr levels

That's someone's cat. It's not a stray because it's well fed. Let it outside.

>>676750302
That someone is now OP. Don't worry about it, he's cool.

sacrifice it to the overload fgt

>>676750302
>implying cats can't feed themselves
You haven't ever been to Siberia have you

>>676749636
rolling for this
>>676750302
also this might be true

>>676750166
Hello?? police? yes, yes this dude on the internet is about to fart into a cats face. please come quick, we may have little time left.

This is going to sound cruel, but you should take it in, feed it, buy it toys and shit, and then after years of building up its trust you should let it outside and never let it back in. Its meows will be deafening at first, but you will overcome.

>>676750166

You put a lot of effort into building that strawman. Farting in face =/= danger.

Open front door, punt like a football.

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>>676740516
I'm Chinese, so I'd make a Quesalupa outta it...

Drown in bathtub so people garbage doesn't get clawed open and people that don't have cats don't have to step in cat shit.

Shave it and then put it on a leash in your front yard.

>>676750623
Why?

Purchase 150 helium balloons and let it explore the heavens

>>676740516
Feed it to the pitbull in the other thread...

OP in traffic because fuck Boston. Anyways, not sure on the name, like Katyusha, Amands, and Trips.

Put in dryer (on cold air setting) for 3 minutes and make a wbm of it running in circles

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>>676743725
Shouldn't you be in class?

>>676751676
Trips is a good one!

Tie a plastic bag over its head and throw it outside.

>>676751676
>Update
trips

>>676751676
I'd prefer Katyusha but Trips sounds great

>"Yeah her name is Trips"
>'What? Why?'
>"Rule 1 & 2 can't tell"

cuddle and love it forever, faggot

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>>676750762
>yes hello cyberbully police? I am being harassed on the internets about farting in cats. He also called me straw man when I am clearly not scarecrow Kim. Yes anonemoose. Yes my feelings are hurts and the ulcer on my ankle itches.

Wipe your ass with it and then stomp it to death

>>676742668
Aww fuck. The cat's a she? Was thinking you should give the cat a blowjob if I got trips.

>>676752209

Try me faggot. You see how fast they've responded to someone streaming themselves drunk driving? Streaming their suicide? Streaming other stupid shit? They'll be knocking on your door in 5 minutes if there's a report you're about to light a cat on fire or do some other stupid fucking 12 yo edgelord garbage.

>>676742668
>Boston Bruins
Ma niggah

>>676752209
>farting in cats
Mmmmmmmmm. . .

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>>676751676
>boston

Pats fan???

>>676742668
are you still waiting for trips?
Because it would be kinda dumb if you went to the vet and then kill it because someone said it.

>>676740715
Roll

>>676752481
we are talking about farting into its face

/b/ nuclear program

>>676740715
Rolling for this

>>676740715
rolling

keep it forever

Put it in the oven

keep it forever :3

>>676752728

And I said farting in face =/= danger. I wouldn't fart in a cat's face because I'm not 12 but IDGAF if that's what you really want to do.

>>676743713
Those paws are so cute

let it have babies

>>676740715
<3

>>676752931
This please.

>>676752999
Winrar?

>>676752999
Its said! let it be a mommy

>>676752941
try it, its funny as shit. at first they dont know whats happening but then they smell it and its just plain hilarious

Hope I get trips because if you hurt and post any pictures of you hurting that defenseless animal, I will personally hunt you down and fucking use your asshole as my personal toilet you fucking shitbird

>>676753211

I don't have a cat so I'll have to take your word for it. I put my greyhound in one of my button up shirts and a pair of bunny ears and she hated me for it.

Fucking newfag.
Everyone knows you don't fuck with cats.

>>676744417
This