You probably went at it like a retard. You want you girl to do anal and not get upset about it, you cant go at it with the grace a meth addicted rat terrier.

>>676740478
>be me
>be 19
>have girlfriend for 9 months
>discuss anal
Willneverdoit.gif
some weeks later..

>go abroad to Greece
>initiate holiday sex in hotel room
>finger in the pooper
Moanslikeabitch.mp4

>stick penis in pooper
>begin thrusting like i'm trying to fly.
>she cums to anal

loved it ever since... did anal the other day after not having sex for like 2 weeks. Was fucking great. I eat out her ass all the time

Anal is gross unless she cleans her ass out first

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>>676740854
Yes I know I did, I was rough but it was worth it the time it lasted

>>676740941
This guy has it right

>>676740478
sorry breh but if the ass is tighter than the pussy i got some bad news for yoo

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>>676741051
If you're into anal the way i am you really dont care. You kinda know what you can expect from putting your dick in there. I even watch porn where the guy fucks the girls ass when its full of shit

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>>676741333
you've never fucked an asshole have you? Any ass is tighter than the puss

Anal is overrated.
Unless the girl actually wants it, it's just too much bullshit.
I like pussy enough that at my ripe old age of 34, unless she asks, I'm not wasting time trying to convince her when there's plenty of other options.

>>676740478
>be me
>finally get a new gf after a dry spell of several years (i'm not super ugly, just too retarded to talk to girls)
>cute, petite 23 yo redhead
>we're still together and she's the best
>anyway, realize we're both into domination, and she becomes my sub
>get her to do anal
>make her fast for 24 hours so she's totally clean and empty
>siliconelube.jpg
>never done it before, tried with previous girls but it hurt them too much
>my cock slides right up her ass
>her asshole popping open to accomodate my cock is the best feeling ever
>get her on her back so i can jam all seven inches up her
>cum buckets, filling her colon with my jizz
>cock comes out clean as a whistle
>she loves it too, we do it every time we see each other now
>she can cum with a vibrator in about 60 seconds flat when i'm up her ass
>have trained anal slut
>feelsgoodman.jpg

fasting beforehand is important for good anal.

>>676741427
ditto

>>676741333
nice trips, but you're still a faggot

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Was with a girl who loved it in the ass for about 4 years. Relationship ended when I was fucking her in the ass and pulled out to find threadworms on my dick.
Tried to be quiet about it but she got super shy about sex after that. Never fucked her ass again...

>Don't care would still ram ass anyday.

>been with gf for a few years, great relationship
>no chance at anal
>never done it. But its my biggest fetish
I dont wanna leave her but i need a girl who does anal in my life and wants her ass eaten or else ill be missing something sexually

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>>676741908
>her asshole popping open to accomodate my cock is the best feeling ever

this

Anal is great. Would recommend making her use a home enema kit first to clean her out

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>>676740941
>tfw passport pussy

>>676742136
get a hooker.

Better than cheating on her and you still get your fill.
Just make sure you use a rubber.

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If tightness is the most important thing skip the girl and use your hand. Fucking her ass is superior because you're fucking her ass.

>>676741629
You are so wrong lol

>>676742466
explain.

>>676742341
>get a hooker.
>Better than cheating
i must have been rised with a different ethics code, but what the hell.

>>676742136
exactly, if its a big fetish and you're not getting it then you should probably do something about it. Have you even asked her?

>>676742136
same with wife, and not only with anal. she's so great in so many ways that i try not to think in all the things we don't do.

>>676741427
Give me links or fuck off

>>676742947
if it's a one off and only about the sex you might as well use a hooker.
way less chance of getting caught and no dealing with neurotic girls who decide they want to ruin your life because you had sex once.

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>>676743331
i completely agree, but try to convince your woman that banging a hooker is not cheating.

>>676743303
poopeegirls dot com

>>676742961
Shes made it clear indirectly, like by saying one thing that really means another.

So many of us guys are dirty pervs I wonder how many of us actually find women that are willing to do all the things we want

>>676743454
assholes look scary as fuck on the inside

>>676743206
Honestly, im thinking of getting out before im married, i can imagine marrying a girl who isnt sexually open. 3 years and i havent even seen her asshole, and anal isnt even that taboo

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>>676742366
This.

Asshole is tighter tan pussy only in the beginning. Next part is more loose than pussy and generally feels different.
Anal is great beacuse it's more intimate than vaginal sex. And when you do it, you feel that you own woman you're fucking

>>676743751
I got my ex doing almost everything I've ever wanted to do, like anal, her giving me rimjobs and fingering my ass while blowing me off.

Your gf probably have bad experiences with anal, but if shes never done it before and only says no because "it doesnt seem right" then she should let you try, just for one time at least

>>676743454
Lmao virgin detected

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>>676743751
If she completely refuses to negotiate some fantasy fulfillment that's pretty selfish anon. Have you tried prodding her to admit to any of her fantasies?

>>676741908

do redheads like ass sex more?

i swear my redhead wife's ass lubes naturally for butt fucking
she does have a high tolerance for pain

>me 22, gf 18
>perfect body... big ass and tits..
>we're together for about 1 month, fuck 2-3 times everyday
>one day i'm fucking her sideways, she take my cock out of her pussy and place it on her ass
>fuck her ass 1-2 times a week... it's so fucking good
>damn... I miss that ass...

>>676744393
>Have you tried prodding her to admit to any of her fantasies?
Giant nigger dicks!

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>>676744530
They do seem more kinky than others. Ex was a blonde and we didnt have to use lube before anal on her

>>676744393
source please

>fucked my 21 yo gf in the ass a couple of days ago for the first time.

Personally vaginal sex FEELS better, but the taboo of ass fucking makes me cum buckets. She comes off of it too.

My personal favorite is vaginal sex with a vibrator in her ass, vibes all the way along your dick, feels good man.

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>>676744695
girls that take initative to get fucked in the ass is my biggest fetish. nigga you lucky

>>676743147
anal creampies is the most delicious thing

With my first gf. 9/10 to me because I love her. Probably 8/10 to you fags. Cute face, wonderful smile, short curly hair, pale skin. Curvy body, slim waist c cup tits and a big ass. Like 5ft tall.


Night comes for anal and I come over(sneak over at night always) and we fuck.. Then I lube up her ass and slide two fingers inside, she's moaning and enjoying it. My dick is hard and I turn her over doggy style.. Press tip against her asshole and squirter lube on it then I push in.. I tell her to stay still and don't move forward. She winces in pain as I slide my dick in her. Oh fuck the feeling.. So good. So tight. And the image of my dick disappearing in her tight asshole. The pressure on my dick feels so good, her tight ass grips it as I slide in further and begin to slowly fuck her. After 4 inches she pushed me back and says 'no more daddy please' I'm too thick and long for her Virgin ass so I only fuck her with small strokes.. But literally I'm instantly hooked. I soon cum a huge load in her ass. Then I watch her push it out later onto a paper towel, I love anal creampies in porn and finally get to experience it. Fuck it was amazing.. I'm still waiting for a girl tht can take my cock fully in her ass. It's not super huge, like 7.8 inches and thick. But yes I fucked her ass often, honestly the look of pain on her face and how she try to scoot away from my dick as I'm fucking her ass a little deeper with each thrust is so sexy. Have pics but I'm not sharing since I love her

>>676743690
Wanted exact links that site is shit literally I want dirty anal not girls shitting into each other's mouths

>>676744990
Stoya

Guys, I've always wanted to do it with gf but im worried about hygiene aspect. Any advice?

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>>676744854
That's a quite doable thing with a toy or two.

>>676745279
post pictures

>>676744393
Yknow Ive never thought about that.. shes very timid so she would never bring it up herself. She hasnt been broken in much sexually, she lost her virginity to me at like 22 years old.

>>676745585
now thats funny

>>676745279
Lol you're stupid

>>676745279
Post pics or It didn't happen faggot

>>676745063
This

>>676745279
>7.8 inches

Yeah we need some proof little guy.

>>676745491
Its nothing to worry about. As long as she doesnt feel like she has to shit its good to go. If you get some stains on your dick after anal its normally just a thin dot on the tip usually. You just clean it off aftewards ofc

>>676741427

Your watching degenerate drug addicts. Your idea of normalcy of getting warped.

Protip: start her off with a shower, soap her up, including the sphincter. Initiate analingus. If she's not abnormal, she'll melt and become open the idea in short order.

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it's like you fags have never heard of pic related

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>>676745653
Maybe try reading some erotic fiction with her to break the ice. The stories and characters might hold her attention enough to avoid the this is porn response. You could start with a mostly vanilla one and move to kinkier stuff.

>>676745813

She was 17 so no not posting pics. Also like I said I wouldn't do that to her.
>>676745857
Lol 7.8 isn't even that huge, it's the thickness that'd the problem lol
and I'd post it but I'm black you don't want to see a black dick now do you?

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> be me
> 17 years old
> been having sex with gf for a while, we were both virgins
> a long time ago I remember her saying she would never try anal
> fast forward few months
> run out of condoms
> we are feeling pretty horny and somehow or another she agrees to see how it feels
> probably only let me cause I have a small dick
> put just the tip in, don't feel much, she freaks out and tells me to abort
feelsbadman.jpg
> few weeks later
> similar situation, she wants to give it another shot
> up in my loft bed, we put a pillow case under us
> it wont go in. no lube.
> have great idea to use water, it works and I slide in
> she moans a bit but doesn't tell me to stop
> im all 4 inches deep in her and pull back slowly
motherofgod.gif
> one of the greatest feelings, inconceivable
> take 2 more slow thrusts and cum inside her unable to withstand the tightness
> when I pull out I look down and there's liquid shit all over the pillow
> she gets so embarassed and starts to cry
> I tell her its okay and wash the sheets
> we do it one more time, she doesn't shit the bed

Thank god I have a small/average dick. This would have never been possible otherwise.

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>>676743446

Girls aren't really told it's ok to do anal. They think why would I do that when there's a hole for that? It's foreign to them. If dudes are asked its gross to them "I'm not a fag" girls are kinda the same "Anals gross, exit not entrance"

>>676741333
Yeah, the bad news is that she's got normal human female anatomy for someone who isn't still pubescent. Otherwise, the "overused vagoo" being stretched out thing is a myth.

You woould know that if you weren't a basement dwelling neckbeard whose only experience was being anally penetrated by his German shepherd when it decided to display dominance.

>>676746744
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>be 15
>not first gf but first gf to do anything sexual with
>her parents are college teachers
>so they are out of the house by 8:30
>her bus picks her up at 8:35
>skip most of my high school senior years at her house having sex
>have sex in the morning
>fall asleep
>wake up have sex again
>have shower
>have sex in shower
>lifeisgreat.jpeg
>one day ask her what we want to try out of the things we haven't done yet
>she wants to try anal over a 69
>Fuckyes.jpeg
>pretty tough at first
>very tight and pulling my foreskin back trying to get it in
>hurts
>who cares anal Fuck yeah!
>came when she gave me a lap dance just before this
>so fucking her like made for ages
> shes screaming like a banshee the whole time
>she climaxes and lets loose a mighty scream
>louder than before
>pull out
>dick got a little bit of shit on it
>but who cares best time ever
>have a shower and walk out with just a towel on
>Front door was open with the fly screen locked
>best friend from school was sitting there
>heard the whole thing
friend was waiting for us the whole time, as we would always hang out at her place after school was kinda embarrassed that someone heard us but felt like a king.

and thats the story on how i became addicted to anal with my gf's, however sorry that i suck at green texting.

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Someone else post some anal porn

>>676747813
K

>>676746564

>be me
>gf says she hates anal
>rarely wants to do it
>find out about that stuff
>convince gf to try it
>actually works
>proceed to fuck her ass for over hour
>gf loves anal now

>>676745279
>I can copypasta off the internetz to!

>7.8 inches ( pretty precise) "isn't that big"...

I call bullshit and moar bullshit!

>>676740478
Maybe you shouldn't try Anal with a one year old OP.

>>676748483
kek

>>676743454
It's a sphincter so it's tighter when it's not being fucking pried open. Not to mention that fucking bitch prolapses herself for the thrills.

>>676748425
We'll I've measured it dude of course it's precise. I figured most guys have. And not copy pasta but a story about me and my first gf.

>>676747570
What kind of blown out buttholes have you been fucking dude? The sphincter is literally a muscle that clamps down on your dick.

>>676743331
you don't know what diseases she could have

>>676748425
I'm 7.5, it's not that big... just never have to worry about having a microweiner

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I like anal play. Never actually had anal though. Not really had a lot of sex in general, but hey I'm happy with my buttplugs and improvising with other stuff for now

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Don't make me slap all your shits.

>>676749499
Get some dildos

>>676749499
Are you in GA? If so we can change that anon. I love it and I'll go slow so you do too. Bonus for having butt plugs. Get an anal tail plug too

>>676749594
I have a dildo I just prefer something that is shaped to stay in

>>676749704
>Dildo with a slightly bigger head

>>676749704
post pics

> be 40 and freshly divorced after far too long
> 22 girl from work went from flirting to nudes during divorce
> She lives in diff city and wants to move to home office
> Asks to stay with me
> Tell her short term only, daily sex, blowjob alarm clock
> 22 F agrees
> Fast forward to first night
> She brought a bag of trees
> Smoke up make out she strips down
> Is wearing outfit to surprise me
> Off to bedroom
> Commence super high on trees sex
> Fucking awesome fucking good times
> Suddenly a wild idea appears
> "I want to fuck her in the ass"
> Flip her to doggy style and slam her pussy for a while
> She's moaning and swearing in approval
> Pull cock out wet with her cum and ram it into her ass
> No lube, no spit
> She cries out in surprise and then gets into it
> Fuck her hard slap her ass call her a whore who loves my cock in her ass
> Fill it full of cum
> Pass out
> Next morning, wake up to (dirty) blowjob
> She says "I love that you didn't ask and took my ass Master."
> Instant slave. Great months go by, get bored, kick her out.
/EOF

>>676749499
Where you from anon? Name state and also pics of ass

>>676749682
No, I'm in the UK also I don't meet people online for sex. Thats dumb

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>>676749704
>>676749778
my Toys

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>>676749115
You don't know what kind of diseases a random slut has... I swear to god, it's like kids don't understand anyone can have STD's

>>676749084
You have never done anal, admit it. I'd even bet that you have never touched a girl in your life.

>>676750098
fukkin this.

>>676744026
yeah, marriage can be a big burden, and i'm saying that despite beeing deeply in love with my wife, even after many years.
but you know, pizza may be your favorite food, but you don't like to eat pizza everyday.

ive had a girlfriend who only wanted it in the ass.
Was great, she was such a whore.

>>676750098
this is very true. That random girl you picked up in a club may be completely unaware of the fact she has chlamydia. And to be honest it takes having sex once to get an STD.

anyway I tend to think a hooker would be a bit more on top of checking her status and using protection.

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>>676749704
Get one of these. They're feel awesome

>>676749582
this gif is a great way to start my day. thank you anon

>>676740478
I have a story, about three or four nights ago this happened.

>be me laying down after a night of partying with the girlfriend.
>we're both very fucked up, copious amounts of booze, weed, cocaine and a touch of mdma were consumed.
>both massively horny and commence foreplay
>shit gets real she turns over and I put it in, didn't realize where until after.
>we pass out after
>next morning she says her ass hurts,

And that's how I fucked my current gf in the ass.

>Mfw I pulled out and shot my load in her mouth.
>mfw she loved it.

>>676747351
sometimes they think about it/ will go for it if they don't want to get pregnant

>>676746744
So you openly admit to owning child pornography? MODS, FBI

>>676751489
MODS, faggot dosnt know the difference between child and teen.

You dont need internet kid.

>>676744348
>you feel that you own woman you're fucking

This.

>>676751489
Quit being a jealous faggot. She was 17,18 now. Not a little girl

>>676751812
>>676752261
The butt hurt (pun) is strong with these two

>>676752423
just intolerant to faggatory

>>676740478
>be me
>be 13
>gf is 14
>Been hinting at having sex (she was a virgin)
>Don't want kids
>Too beta to buy condoms
>Suggest anal
>I have some experience with is so I know what I am doing
>Bend her over my basement floor
>Carpet though so all's good
>Start slow
>She gets into it
>Cum about 20 min later.
>Notice she got so wet she dripped all over my floor
>I thought that was only in random /h/
>Instantly hard
>round 2 for another 30 min because I have trouble cumming quickly
>She masturbates while lying naked on the mess we made

I still cum to that memory.

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>be me
>22
>dating dream girl
>one night were getting frisky
>insert a finger into her butthole like I sometimes do
>slowly insert another
>she likes it
>feel her poop
>"fuck it, worth it"
>asks if i want to fuck her in the ass
>diamonds
>never fucked a girls ass before
>she puts it in really slow
>get kind of soft from not much movement
>tight as hell
>she cum in 1 minute
>never can cum from vaginal penetration
>didn't shit on me
>mfw

>>676741908
It's unnecessary most of the time. Somehow, unless she has a shitty diet, the colon is almost alway visibly clean. Almost no odor as well.

>>676750243
I dunno, I work at a pizza joint, and I eat there everyday. Then again, I have no money for food at home, so maybe that's why.

>>676743446
You can't have a worm that big without symptoms.

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Every. single. girl. I've been with has loved buttstuff. Some were more "reluctant" than others, which I found the hottest when I had to earn it, but regardless, they all love it. Every girl.

>>676740478
LIAR

Ass is never as tight as pussy. Never.

The butthole is tight, the rest isn't.

Common virgin myth.

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how good does anal feel boys?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tXApeDnlAE

>>676744530

redheads and gingers do have a different mutation of the pain receptor. No need hitting them - just feed them something super spicy - they take it like a champ!

>>676753841
I think that's what they were talking about.
And honestly, I prefer it to be tight more at the base. It gives me more control when stimulating my penis.

>>676753841
>The butthole is tight, the rest isn't.
So either you don't speak English or you've never had anal.

The initial penetration is tighter, because of how the anal canal works.

>>676746564

this makes you feel so stupid and cheap in the head will giving you an enourmas RUSH - the name is no accident

>>676754445
no, i mean once you are inside it is not tight at all and has little to no stimulation or feeling. Seriously. It just feels like a smooth tube, it has none of the feeling of a vagina inside.

>>676749941
pics nao

>>676754364
Yes, but it's only tight or stimulating at one very very small part and then only at the beginning, and then the whole thing gets much looser and less stimulating than a vagina.

listen I love anal, love asses, love to eat ass. I'm just not going to pretend it feels nearly as good as fucking a vagina, because it doesn't.

>>676755053
blart

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>>676746564
Love that shit
>Princess_Ellie Idol and London Lix - Kiss and sniff poppers joi

>>676755906
>Princess_Ellie Idol and London Lix - Kiss and sniff poppers joi
link to vid?

>>676755787
don't be a bitch, help some of us out here....

>>676746564
What's it do meng?

>>676750472
True, have the same, intimidate gadgets...?

>>676750472

wow, I have exactly the same one. Did yours come in a tiny black fabric pouch?

>>676756135
are you fucking 6 years old...

>>676756135
search on xhamster for Poppers, filter on most recent

>>676756659
are you fucking never use poppers...? i guess not

>>676756695
you ever use poppers? are they dangerous at all?

>>676756780
I can't even tell what you're trying to say. I'm saying that anyone who isn't autistic can find a video with the title

>>676756945
Nah, if you have normal blood pressure, there is nothing about to worry.

>>676756489
Yep. Prisms <3

>>676745063
source??

Wife and I do anal every time we have sex. It's a normal part of life now. 5 years ago, she didn't even want to try it. Now, she'd rather. She's now trying to find another femanon who likes it so that we can do DP threesomes.

>Be me
>Make up stories about having gf and anal sex
>Post it on memechan

>>676757327
how do they feel? when do you use them?

like would i use them while my girlfriend was using a strap on on me? or if i wanted to take something bigger like her fist?

would they be good for me fisting her?

>>676741629
only the anus, once you're inside it's like there's nothing there. The vagoo is tight all the way back. The ass is just like fucking a donut.

Don't get me wrong, I love anal, but it's mostly the psychological excitement. Vagina objectively feels better on your dick.

>>676741908
Wait, so do you make her fast for 24 for hours everytime? Or just that first time?

>>676757702
/thread

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anal

>>676757878
I personally don't feel anything about relaxing my sphincter. But my GF does, great for anal sex. And you mind will be fucked up in a nice way

>>676758610
sorry to bother you, but can you explain more what the feeling/mind fuck is like?

>>676749084
you obviously have no idea what you're talking about m8, know when to stop

>>676746846

>im all 4 inches deep

>>676758778
Kinda like the filing if you stand fast up. So blood is rushing through your brain. You feel you muscles relax. Poppers wide you veins so blood is floating faster, also your hart is pumping faster.

Give it a try, it's very nice.

>>676758278
got more?

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>>676746846
>Thank god I have a small/average dick

>>676752800
Nice dubs

>>676753482
this

you have to be a beta piece of shit to not be able to get a girl to love anal

>>676749020
In your fucking dreams with your waifu in your basement maybe faggot

>>676749582

is the last girl wearing a smash bros hoodie?

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>>676749499
femanon? post tits and ass with timestamp

>>676756321
loosens your sphincter muscles, lowers your inhibitions, and turns you into a hungry slut

>>676747570
So the vag doesn't stretch out from over use? Are those that use huge toys, able to still remain tight, when having normal sex?

>>676740478
My penis is small, and you may think that means I can do anal, but no, I can barely penetrate the ass, because my penis is too short.

>>676747351
nice generalisation m8, I take it you haven't been with many women?

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>>676754354
>just feed them something super spicy

no wonder she loves mexican food so much!

>>676746466
>Initiate analingus.
it doesn't feel *that* good. How could you possibly convince a girl to agree to butt insertion just with that?

>>676746744
>/b/
>you don't want to see a black dick now do you?
this board is full of faggots, of course they want to see a black dick
It doesn't exist though so it doesn't matter, also I hope lying about yourself on an anonymous image posting board isn't boosting your confidence in any way, seeing as we all know you're full of shit

>>676744026
>3 years and i havent even seen her asshole
You've not even done doggy? What is your sex life like - once a month under the covers in the dark and with the family pictures turned to the wall?

>>676759418

does it stiffen your cock up?

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Ah well, we do like it in the ass.

>>676757971
Yes I agree, i do it mostly because its way more intimate and i just have a huge fetish about assfucking. Also the feeling when you're pushing your dick against that tight hole, and it opens slowly to let your dick fit in it, its just indescribable

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>>676760227

what the fuck

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>>676743454

>>676749020
I have never measured.
I am always told "too big" "massive" "huge" so I never felt the need.
When girls ask if they can measure it, of course I tell them no.
B)

>>676746846
hey at least you're not insecure about it bro. keep fucking girls asses.

So I had been on a streak of using an oral syringe to shoot meth up my ass about 3 weeks ago.

The last time I shot up I was in a McDonald's bathroom preparing it all and I layed the syringe down on the toilet as well as on top of a trashcan in there without thinking.

I was rushed near the end by a small child asking to come in the one stall in there, I didnt wash it before ans I also left my bag of crystal in there too!

So about 3, give or take, days later my asshole has been burning and itching and it feels like I need to poop when I dont have any poop. Also white mucus in poop.

What is wrong with me? Its been 3 weeks of this.

>>676760107
kek

>ex preferred anal to vaginal
>came in her ass everytime
>catch was that she had almost no sex drive (maybe once or twice a month if I was lucky
>she was also batshit crazy

not worth it, although I will miss pumping her rectum full of cum

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>>676750243
>but you know, pizza may be your favorite food, but you don't like to eat pizza everyday.

but with all that other food out there that don't know
>who made it and where there hands have been
>what it's made of
>what's really in it
>how long it's been out
>could make you sick as fuck
>can get expensive if you like to eat well
>however sometimes they deliver

>>676757702
>Be me
>pretend to know more about anal than this faggot
>lol fag have you ever even touched a girl?!
>feel better about my permavirgin status
>fap to cum on face trap thread
>still not a faggot tho
>fall asleep naked in parent's basement surrounded by cheetos and piss bottles
>just your average /b/tard

Actually had it for the first time successfully last weekend.

>8/10 Mixed-Asian ex, 23 years old
>Tried once when we were together, hurt her too much
>Split up 6 months ago, fuck now and again
>She found out I banged a chick after a night out about a month ago, suddenly wants to try all sorts
>Buy plug a little thinner than me at it's thickest
>Get drunk, smoke some Meth, both horny as shit
>Watch her face screw up in pain as she sits on the plug
>She sucks my dick for about 20 minutes then fuck her while she has the plug in
>It pops out after a few minutes, get her to ride me while I slip a finger up her ass
>Get her on all fours and slide into her ass
>Holyfuckthisfeelsgood.jpg
>Start slow, eventually fucking her asshole pretty deep, after a little while she's pushing back and moaning, bitch is into this
>Push her head down into the bed and tell her to push all the way back, she whimpers and I shoot my load into her ass
>Never actually finished on Meth before

Everything went better than expected. She complained that I hurt her at the end but we did it again the next day, just gotta get her high and seems like she likes it.

>>676743454
Christ, you're an idiot. Of course if you MAKE A FUCKING LIVING from stretching your butt as hard and often as possible in front of a camera, than your ass looks like that. If you think this is normal, then you must think that YOU CAN DO THAT. Jesus, virgins are fucking idiots.

>>676744026
you totally need to talk about that kind of shit with her bruh, seriously, if she isn't mature enough to talk about sex with you she sure as fuck isn't mature enough for marriage

>>676761640
did you fuck the kid?

>>676760742
no, it loosens your asshole and gives you a massive headrush, its for her not you, although I'd recommend giving it a sniff, class head high

>Be 16 britbong
>Meet a girl at a bench one night in a bush
>succ.mp4
>Wasn't getting me off at all
>Start thinking of the assassination of Trotsky
>Get on the grass with my spunk tank
>Fuck her ass, first time for us both, raw
>Dick keeps flopping out
>Flip her over and fuck her in the pussy
>2secondsinandimgonnanut.com/can't-pull-out
>Bust right in her condomless
>Get shit scared and run home

That week was the worst for me. I thought she was gonna get pregnant. She wasn't.

Now she's dating my beta as fuck friend.

>>676761428
sure dudebro, whatever make you feel better about having a 2" cock

>>676762140
ayy lmao

>>676744393
Need some sauce for that

>>676762353
its hard to cum on meth?

how was the orgasm?

>>676761428

cool story bro

>>676756695
sissy popper vids are the best vids

>>676762931
>Start thinking of the assassination of Trotsky
top kek

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>>676763117
Those fake tits are ugly tho.

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>>676759773
K

>>676762547
kek

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>>676759595

thats all i have
sorry to keep you waiting

>Be me, 29 yo beta dude
>
>Going nice with a redhead for a year now,
>Going together to an afterwork beer tasting with few friends
>after a hard day and no food, we do 6 triple beers then go back to my apartment
>feelsdrunkalot.jpeg
>
>GF start to suck my cock on the poarch
>Now going doggystyle on the living room couch
>Feelsnothingwiithmydickbecausedrunk.jpeg
>
>She ask to have it in the ass! OMG what is happening?
>No lube, no asslicking or other assforeplay. Stick in straight before she changes mind.
>Damn it was so thigh, finally feeling something on my dong!
>GF going on and over with a hysterically wildstyle with the alcohol excuse
>Raming hard squat this ass while she starts yelling "I'm cummin' "
>Still smaking it like a tic-toc of a huge clock when she faints
>Gf half passed out when I jizzed violently
>Not normal jizz but electric bursting one
>drunkedorgasmfeeling.jpeg
>Put dick with few brown particles in gf mouth for the lolz
>she cleans it half asleep
>left her dreaming on the couch, went back to my computer
>
>Done it a few time then, but not with this wild unchained feeling
>Have to make her drink again soon I think.

>>676762788

thanks man

>>676762931
>>Dick keeps flopping out
smallfag detected

>>676763387
wow, a niggerhand, intimidating

>>676763181
Don't know how it is for everyone else but it is for me, fucked her normally for hours and could never finish and she's pretty tight. Can finish if I fap but again, takes like 40 fucking minutes, dick ends up raw!

Meth is great for sex in my limited experience though, seems to get rid of inhibitions like MDMA without the cock-flop issue!

But when I do cum it's really intense. Only fucked her ass when we're both high on Meth, want to do it sober but she's a bit of a drama queen if she's not fucked up. Can't even fuck her hard normally for more than 20 seconds before she's complaining.

>>676741908

You don't feel bad about making someone that you care about not eat for a day just to have anal sex?

You don't really care about this person, do you? Anal is one thing, but letting the other person not eat for a day just to have anal is pretty twisted.

>>676763803
>caring about a female
>>>tumblr

>>676763803
He said she's into that. Wouldn't it be less caring if he denied her the fun? Quite pretentious.
>Abuse me
No
>Pleas I want it
No

That would be fucking brutal, mane.

>>676763612
What makes you think I'm trying to intimidate you? Wtf?

>>676763803
this
>implying that you really have to make that bitch fast to fuck her ass
you really dont. if she doesnt have to take a shit, its good

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>>676760227

jinkies that is fucking raw

I only do anal on men.

>>676763803
>not eating for a day is twisted
Fatass ameritwat detected. Have you ever got your blood taken by the doctor? You mustn't eat a day b4, fatty, it's normal

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>>676763480
>mrw reading this

>>676763803
Depends if they're into it, half the fun of Anal is the build up, prep, anticipation etc. Knowing their going to get their ass fucked all day turns some of them on.

>>676740854
>the grace a meth addicted rat terrier.
Totally gonna use that phrase from now on.

>>676760227
get that shit burned off, fuck man.

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>>676750085
>mfw I'm at least as thick as the middle one

>>676764295
sorry not english dude :/
I'll try to improve my english

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>>676741333
This kind of virgin impliers is the best...

>>676764411
don't feel bad man, I sure as fuck couldn't write that much that well in whatever language you speak

if anyone has some dirty/shitty anal pics of webms please post it nao

>>676740854
My god that post is seriously underrated.
If that last line was in a movie the crowd would be in stitches.

>>676764303
>Knowing their going to get their ass fucked all day
>get their ass fucked all day
>all day

Pornstars on viagra don't even fuck "all day". Nobody fucks "all day".That's not reality.

You're going to fuck her maybe two hours total in any given day. Not eating all day for only two hours of fucking is retarded.

>>676764107
this post proves you're not a nigger

>>676742194
Bro the fuck is up with her right arm???