don't kill yourself yet, fuck a bunch of hookers first and then decide after

>>676668918
>quickest
>painless
>cheap
Holy fuck you're such a fucking picky whining faggot. Just fucking shoot yourself already. You're asking for too much in a life that's already let you down.

>>676668918
why do you want to kill yourself OP?

>>676669351
Don't own a gun, otherwise I would've already.

>>676668918
close ur eyes and stop thinking until ur in space I guess man. I wish I knew a good way. tryed to hang myself at the foot of my bed once, didn't work well. funny store, I thought my net provider busted me downloading(....pepperoni pizza videos..) but they just picked up on me downloading tv shows.. I chunked earrythang..lol

>>676669545
you should borrow one

>>676669246
that wont help..lol

>>676669484
Honestly, it's just old shit floating to the surface. My parents have been nagging me to get a job, relationship shit, etc. Call me a faggot.

>>676669728
whats wrong op

>>676669817
faggot

You obviously don't want to kill yourself if you're looking for a "cheap" way.

>>676668918
Jump off a tall building. Make sure you land headfirst. Otherwise duct tape a hose to your car exhaust and put the hose in through the car window and close up everything. Duct tape any leaks in the window gap and make sure you keep the garage door closed. Won't be quick but it will be painless and its so easy retards can do it.

>>676669817
No i get what you mean. Do you consider yourself a NEET and think that you cant get a job/GF?

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>>676669823
im not op. I was just telling both guys that fucking a bunch of hookers wont help. but somehow I think he sees ur question and is reading it right now.....

>>676669817
so you don't work or have a shit job and you bitch gfs gonna leave you? Fucking good man go out and live your dream man what aside from dying is your dream?

>>676669728
why not? and don't be vague

Steal a car, go on a rampage.

Helium

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>>676668918

5$

>>676670104
No, I have a GF. 2, in fact. Polyamorus relationship ftw. And I am Super NEET. I'll probably never get a stable job, or mental state.

Inject a whole litter of Everclear.

>>676669351
Personally I wouldn't want to shoot myself cause somebody has to clean that up. Don't want to put anybody through that

>>676670141
why wouldn't it help though?

>>676668918
5lb Canister of CO2 $30
Big ol' bowl of weed $20
Gas mask fixed to CO2 canister $15

Just turn it on slowly with a cheap $10 regulator you'll fall asleep. It'll be fairly painless and you'll black out I. Seconds and never wake up.

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>>676668918
Thank me later OP.. oh wait
>stream it fagooot

>>676670441
You're dead. Fuck em'. Who cares?

>>676670230
No job, but stable relationship. It's just my parents getting in the middle and fucking things up. I'm 16, btw. Sorry, should've mentioned that.

>>676670631
beat me to it

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>>676670762
>>676670745
I beat both you niggers also that image is old anon

>>676670631

fail. all helium has o2 added.

>>676670322
Checked

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>>676670491
I hope u feel ok about telling someone how to off themselves..

>>676670706
well then fuck it what is your dream man fucking go out and live your dream.

Walk into a neofeminist rally and ask for a sandwich/blowjob. Death by dildo bludgeoning.

>>676670650
I'm not THAT selfish, nobody should have to clean my head off the wall

>>676670394
ok for starters take a deep breath and do your best to make your mind blank. now i know this might sound corny but reflect on the good things you've done in your life. i have BPD and i have struggled with depression and suicide my whole life man. ive been to the brink like you every now and then but im doing my best to fix the problems i have and so far im turning everything around. i know you may feel like life has nothing left for you, but you will be surprised at the things u can accomplish when u set your mind to it.

>>676670247
cus sex just ok a lot of the time. and the hooker, plus having to pay for it.. none of that shit is gona make someone feel good about life..

>>676671220
i wont lie its not going to be easy, but if you can overcome suicidal thoughts and depression you can overcome anything.

>>676671220
Thanks, /b/ro.

>>676671411
>>676671611
Also, checked

>>676668918
you can go through this op, if i haven't killed myself yet, is because i can't die before doing something that changes the world someway. call me faggot, but i can't die unnoticed.

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>>676671620
anytime /b/ro

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>>676671806

like what?

OP is going to go to bed. Thanks for the advice/support, /b/ros.

>>676670491
I'll tell ou this OP

I'm 24, I met the girl of my dreams when I was 19. We hit off so painfully well we moved in with each other in less than 3 months. I didn't make much a college student working as a waiter. Her and I bought a house at 21. We happily lived together, sex constantly we both cooked for each other. We never fought, talked about our problems, went out and had adventures very often. I decided to chase my dreams in November. I was opening a brewery. February 1st my wife, my best friend kicked me out because I wasn't making money, I was working 40 hours a week opening a business. February 6th she tells tells me she fell in love with someone else, February 14th she fucked him in our bed.

Happiness is a sham OP, love is bullshit. I lost my entire family because of her selfishness.

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>>676671878
whos got chan gif saying GAYEEE!. were gona need that stat. dig the fresh breath of humanity tho.

>>676672352
>

so what are going to do? you cant leave without saying

>>676670491
It's how I'm going to kill myself. We all deserve that right.

>>676672373

youre suprised a woman left you when you werent brining in any money? welcome to life buddy

>>676672373
op this faggot is rightfully pissed about a very bad hand delt. loves not a sham. its the only thing that is really worth a shit and it makes many other things more worth it than u can imagine. life is part suffering tho. if u don't put in some baby in china gets their head kicked..its called a balance. ur suffering cus ur good at heart. its a fucked up system but that's how it works. if u were a cunty piece of shit, ud probly be enjoying life and shit.. that life aint for us right now. maybe never for some of us. but nomatter hominy disgusting people are in the world, love fixes shit and shit bro.. life is a lot of shit and u havnt seen all of it. ur an animal traped in a cage. wait till ur 30.. then u can decide if u need to kill urself. also dying by nitrous will hurt badly.

>>676672340
good question actually. idk, inventing something, being a different politician (maybe trump level). break a record. discover something, find a cure to a disease, etc. who cares what, its entering the history books is what matters for me.

>>676668918
Why does it have to be cheap?

>>676671411
Have you actually tried? I have, several times, and getting into a relationship is the furthest from my mind. Now I just worry about my test results.

>>676668918
you are fucking retarded if you want to kill yourself just because your girl left you holy shit

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>>676673485
that's not u being a faggot. that's u being brainwashed by tv. u just wana be noticed and praised. I don't think ur stupid I just think u havnt fully thought about those wants. wanting to help people is great, but u literally said "unnoticed" but don't let me derail ur dream, I just hope these words improve ur brain and enable u to do just that, help people.

>>676673390
>u wil b ok bro u just need sum time XD
wow its like im reading a text from an underage faggot that doesnt know fucking anything


fuck off

>>676673856
I get what u mean, but not what I meant. yea for me, sex is better when in some sort of love, care ect.. but hookers are deff gona be gross, sluts are gross and hookers are deff more gross.. and paying for it would be lame as fuck for me.. no.. but I havnt fucked any soda cans either. im sure they wont make me feel happy..lol and yea test results..

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>>676674368
who are u talking to faggot.. u must be fucking confused. and u suck dick at insulting people.

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Special offer just for you faggot

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>>676675784
Die well, OP.

shotgun prank on any online game with people chatting(gone wrong,gone sexual)

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>>676669597
lol you idiot