Coffee

Maths?

Shit ton of rekt thread material

the combustion engine

Algebra

>>676618114
Bombs.

gravity control

>>676618114
Arithmerics

>>676618114

The concept of the number zero
Algebra

>>676618114
Suicide bomber

>>676618114
ground zero

Terror

ISIS videos

carpets

>>676619222
Mayans and Incas both had the concept of zero also.

cameltube

>>676618114
Wheat.

Though considering how many people are allergic to it, fuck wheat, and fuck Arabs.

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build-a-bomb

>>676618686
South murricans.

Sweetened by eurofags later.

>>676618114
The electric battery

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>>676618114

Animal abuse (goat fucking)
Suicide bombings
Plane into towers
Bombs
Aloha snackbar
72 virgins


Whats more?

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>>676618114
that kid grew up in america and now has to live in some shithole desert. I bet he wished he never went along with his dads bullshit. little pecker did it to himself.

>>676618114
Optical lenses, but not really, since they only partially developed them, and then quit as soon as they could use them not to study the heavens of learn anything, but to locate the proper direction to pray to Mecca.

>>676619806
Too bad they didn't keep up with that either.

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Alot of greek/roman/islamic antiquity owes its start to these lads

>>676618114
Almond snackbarsi

>>676619806
Nope:
https://archyfantasies.com/2012/06/22/the-10-most-not-so-puzzling-ancient-artifacts-the-baghdad-battery/

>>676620226
All of it. And all the Bronze Age splinter civilizations and Christianity as well.

the flip flop

KHLAV KALASH

>>676620226
>muslim
>ancient egypt
>choose one

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acid attacks

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>>676618114
Terrorism

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CLOCK

>>676620552
Same fucked people, children of pharohs and peasants, minus their money when Jews took off with it all from amarna, their empire and culture destroyed and replaced with abrahamic semitic horros to their final detriment.

>>676618961
/thread

>>676618114
No idea, muslims and apologists like to repeat the same 10-15 inventions over and over but they're so irrelevant that no one else takes note of them.

>>676618961
Stolen from the greeks.

>>676618961
>Based on Greek work anyway
>Plus, algebra sucks
>Fuck Al Gebra

>>676619282
Japan actually, suicide bombing in the middle east started with al-qaeda in the khorasan

>>676619484

Yes, but we did not get the concept from them.

keema chips and cheese

>>676619323
Those were made in the usa, some north-western state, don't remember which one

>>676621238
>ancient egyptians
>arabs
>choose one

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>>676618114
mfw the best thing the Muslim world ever did was not completely destroy the work of Aristotle, but stick it on a shelf of odd curiosities, and only "preserved" it because they were behind Christianity in setting out to destroy the world.

>>676622218
>Egypt
>not a Muslim country
>2016
>forming an argument in gruentxt

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Allah

"""God""" and the """"prophet"""" Mohammed

>>676620568
they must have done something horrible like read a book or something they deserved it.

>>676622687
>being this german
>trying to argue with normal beings

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>all these people with their super clever terrorist jokes

suicde boms and plane in building right? XDDD

Math duh

>>676622229
your thinking of the spainyards and they killed because they were conquers not christians. christianity has always condemned violence dumb fedora. killing in the name of something isnt the same as following a religion.

>>676619282
>>676619290
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>>676619729
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>>676619991
>>676620387
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>>676621189

So funny and original.

>>676624309
Name something else then?

>>676618114
beards and water powered clocks and the astrolabe

>>676624488
Hospitals, universities, mathematics, coffee, guitars, windmills and the early concept of human flight.

>shoplifting
>cheapness (way better at this than jews)
>smelling like curry
>not taking a bath for months
>rape
>bestiality
>trampling people to death
>bending over
>not integrating

these are just a few of the many "inventions" muslims can proclaim as originally theirs

>>676625542
fuck, they sure sound like a good time to me then!

>>676625422

>when you invent coffee

i invented grapes

>when you invent 'early concepts'

i just invented a spaceship that can take men to mars. it's an early concept but some day someone will probably do everything required to make that happen.

>hospitals

yeah, try ancient egypt for that, then fucking greece. way before islam you pleb.

>universities

again apparently you haven't heard of greece etc

>>676619598
>allergic

>>676625542
I believe these things existed before the first Muslim even started writing the Quran.

>>676626306
shhhh ur stifling his racism

dark matter generators

>>676626146
I'm not trying to defend sandniggers here, but these are just facts. No need to get so defensive about it. I'd like to think that we white pure Europeans used our superior aryan brains and invented everything since the dawn of time, but that's just not true.

>>676626414
>confronted with the FACT that Muslims rape more women than anyone else
>cry racist

ya buddy, refugees welcome right?

>>676618114
Nothing we wouldn't have gotten without their worthless existence.

>>676626764
Do you honestly think muslims invented rape..?

>>676626306

Yeah, they did, like Muslims existed in India before Britain created Pakistan.

Now look at Pakistan, it is the shittiest shithole of a country, the worst on the planet. All the people who practised those things created Islam. Those who didn't create it fit in well with it and converted to it. Now the entire Muslim world is thieving, lying, violent, shoplifting, cheap, smelly, stinking, rapey scum.

Source: I've lived in Pakistan, Saudi and Indonesia. And England.

>>676626705
>not trying

>>676625422
>Hospitals, universities, mathematics
These all existed before in one form or another before Islam even existed. Do you even realize that Islam isn't that old? Funnily enough the inventions that came muslim conquered countries stalled after Islam took over.

>guitars
Adolph Rickenbacher invented it.

>windmills
Looked it up on wiki and it doesn't seem to be the case.

>early concept of human flight
That's not an invention.

>>676626944
no, I'm not even that guy. I'm just saying you don't have to be a racist to know that Muslims are generally horrible people

>>676624309
So is quoting a bunch of comments so people have to read your "criticism" every time.

Am I the only one who wishes you could only quote 1 post for every 10 characters of your own text or something like that?

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>>676618114
The Islamic Republic, greatest invention of all time. Okay my friends.

>>676627116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h6veR1Ieoo

>>676622052
I learned math from my teacher, therefore my teacher invented math.

>>676623693
You have a 5th grade grasp of history.
Stop talking and read some, any of it, you fucking twit.

>>676627133

The first university (degree offering with subjects other than religion, medicine and law) was founded by a Muslim woman in Tunisia.

>>676626217
Yes, gluten sensitivity can be an allergy, but it can also be a separate disease. Depends on the person.

>>676627141
Well yeah, they're horrible bunch of assholes, but isn't this thread about muslim inventions or just a circlejerk about how they all should die?

>>676626705

yeah they're not facts

ancient egyptians and greeks had buildings dedicated to healing people. they had places dedicated to educating people.

muslims created places dedicated to de-educating and brainwashing people by having them read the quran all day. this was a long time after greeks had academies.

you're an idiot.

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Mexicans

>>676627390
if you killed people in the name of the christian bible you were and always will be by definition not christian.

>>676618114
The suicide clock.

>>676618114
They never invented anything, they just took credit for the accomplishments of those they conquered

>>676627133
Alright, I didn't realize this was one of these threads.
Here's a revised list of muslim inventions then:
Rape, suicide, murder, bestiality, war and death.

>>676622687
>Egyptians were muslim

Have you even played a videogame? Egyptians believed in many gods such as Ra, and Isis...WAIT A MINUTE

>>676624309
Wow! Your one special fucking snow flake aren't ya! What the fuck are you doing you unoriginal cunt. Name something asshat.

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>>676623693
>spainyards
Mayyybe? Or maybe it is you who are thinking of spainyards anon.

>>676618961
You misspelled alqaeda.

>>676627763
Christians are weak minded and weak willed, barely hanging onto the belief that when they die naturally, they will be rewarded for sacrificing anything fun that might be infront of them.

They are literally cancer and spreading. Thankfully in this age of technology, chemo is finally taking effect.

>>676618114
most of the contributions to astronomy between the 7th and the 11th centuries.

While the foundations came from Ptolemy and other ancients, the Arab scientific world worked hard on adding to the catalogs of known stars.

>>676627763
You need practice baiting and trolling, but this is not the place to do it.

>>676627536
Told status: Chef Boyardee

>>676619304
You actually have Jews to thank for that.

>>676626944

I don't think Muslims invented rape. I think all this unprovoked anger against Muslims has to stop. There's literally nothing wrong with following a religion centred around a book that condones paedophilia, rape, slavery, the murder of anyone who doesn't agree, wife beating, torture, beheading, extortion and the possibility of going to a paradise full of whorey virgins with big knockers if you kill enough people.

Even if they have committed 99.8% of fatal worldwide terrorist attacks in the past 15 years and growing. It's called freedom. When will people learn that it's not OK to condemn these basic human freedoms and that it is extremely racist to hate on these Muslims?

It's 2016 and if I want to live in a cave with my 9 year old wife and beat the crap out of her in accordance with Quran 4:34 I will. I'm not like one of these fake "Christians" who reads the book but just sits around doing nothing because we're supposed to be modern and civilised now. Civilisation is nothing in comparison with the power of Allah! The book is to be followed as written. Thank you for defending Islam my friend.

Stupid racists really get my goat too.

>>676619793
Since when is Yemen in South America you fucking retard?

>>676618686
ethiopian invention dickhead

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>>676628165

y'know, anon here has a point

>>676618114
the good old times when islamic cultures were actually intelligent and ahead of their times...

RIP

>>676619598
Being allergic to wheat is a shit tier allergy.

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>>676628033
Yah, well,
They are some pretty nice yards anon.

>>676627903
Rape was invented by...well cavemen and animals.
Suicide? Same deal.
Murder? Same deal.
Bestiality? You know cavemen saw those raised tails and little pink holes and put 2 and 2 together.
War? War never changes.
They invented death? Lol. Won't even say anything about that.

>>676627536
Egypt was a muslim country when the first hospital was built in Cairo around 9th century and the first university to grant degrees was founded in Morocco, also a muslim country.

Why is it so hard to give some credit where it's due? I'm not a muslim but at least I can admit that they have done something worthwhile in the past. That doesn't make my cultural heritage any less impressive.

>>676627276

ty for contributing to the islamisation of the west

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrcuWqw2tT8

thank you for creating a future this bright for all of us

england is beautiful this time of year

>>676628165
>>676628206
tips fedora* the only reason you can act like a total faggot and not be killed in the streets is because of christianity if we didnt run shit it would be the muslims. why dont you go tell them youre a faggot and see what happens.

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>>676620568
Ayylmao

>>676619830
Check history and see who were responsible for the first suicide bombings, you inbred stupid white trash.

alcohol distillation

>>676626944
straw man

>>676628392
>Thank you for defending Islam my friend.

Do you really think that's what I was doing? Idiot.

>>676627116
Indian Poo in the loo spotted.

>>676627903
>muslims invented death

Are you always that fucking stupid.

>>676628732

Jesus

>>676628674

are you mentally retarded? ancient egyptians who sat around drawing anubis and owls on papyrus and fucking about with reeds had buildings and people dedicated to nursing others back to health. islam has nothing to do with it. you are talking thousands of years later.

thousands.

making something bigger does not mean you invented it, otherwise it wasn't the romans who invented the stone road, it was america

>>676623584
IX XI

Too much to get into here.

>>676628536
Pushing my chances to add: this includes all religions.

They promote a bunch of made up fairy tales. That's enough of a sign that anything that comes out of their mouths is fucking stupid.

I honestly cannot believe that we are the most intelligent species on the planet, yet people still put stock in this nonsense.

I know I'm going to DIE FOREVER. I live every day like it's my last, and try to make a lasting impression so atleast my memory lives on a little while longer.

Meanwhile. christians are making tulpae of God and eventually literally hearing his voice say the dumb shit that's written in the bible. Then confirmation bias kicks in and they're permanantly..."gone" as I call it.

>>676628607
>such an autist I have lists of everything even allergies ranked into tiers.

Consider suicide anon. That's all i am saying in this thread. Just give it some thought. You're a smart guy. I'm confident you'll come to the inevitable conclusion.

Skyscrapers with runways

>>676628568
Wow. I was expecting one of those animals playing videos. Damn son, that's brutal.

>>676627417
So ''the early concept of human flight'' counts, but Universities withot degrees dont?

u filthy islamophile

>>676628732
white flight tactic

>>676627417
Ancient Greece had a school system that rewarded students with degrees in astronomy, rhetoric, chemistry and many others almost a thousand years before Islam even existed.

>>676628790
Tags a funny take on homosexual-christfag relations.

Funny, like being gored by a red hot poker in public is funny. For being a faggot. Faggot.

>>676629155
>being this salty because you're allergic to wheat

>>676618114
-Condoms
-Exploding baboons
-Loud noises
-Deodorant

>>676619822
Hmmmm hell yes

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>>676619484

>>676629155
Wow, you're really grasping for straws here.

I can't believe you're so mad that you're just making shit up now.

>>676619532
Lost.

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This.

>>676629131
funny enough, there were muslim atheist through the middle ages (ie. Ibn Al-Rawandi)

>>676629402
nigger that was the Catholics fuck them. they use religion as a source of control and political power over people.

>>676618114
ISIS

>>676619484
Do we use a Mayan derived system of numbers today? Didn't think so

>>676628790
Interesting.

Did you ever take into account that people who don't believe in made up fairy tales at all exist and are running the country?

Go ahead and vote republican. You're literally pushing back scientific progress.

The reason we can't regrow legs with Stem Cells is BECAUSE OF CHRISTFAGS LIKE YOU.

This is the final time I am responding to your bait/total retardation.

>>676629093
Okay, so tell me what do you consider to be the first modern hospital and the first university in the world.

Not trying to rustle any jimmies here, but according to a quick Google search the first hospital was Ahmad ibn Tulun Hospital in Cairo and the first university was al-Qarawiyyin University in Fez.

Crotch bomb and shoe bomb which didn't work. Failed inventions.

>>676618114
Scaled Cartography
astronomical clock
chartered surveying
clocks that measure in minutes and seconds, frame sextants

௵.௵.௵.௵.௵.

>>676628805
>Aloha snackbar
>72 virgins

What is a joke.

Oh right, mudslimes aren't allowed to joke.

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webm related

>>676618987
Damn nigga...thought it was Chinese though..

>>676628637
>>676629059

Not even him but really, anons? Really?

>>676619830
Sounds kinda like West Virginia

>>676629402
I like the bronze bull!
Put a heathen or blaspheming fag in a hollow bronze cow, and light a bonfire under them, burning them slowly and gathering the congregation around to listen to them scream from inside as they their skin burns off and they boil in their own blood and urine and feces as the body loses control and the smoke is wafted over the crowd. Gays should really thank Christianity for that penance especially lol.

>>676630086
Chinese actually invented bombs, but Muslims were the first to use them in warfare.

>>676629815
CIA isn't run by Muslims, anon.

Musique concrete. Halim El-Dabh made what is arguably the first piece of tape music four years before Pierre Schaefer.

>>676628392
So what you're saying is, Islam is not a religion of peace. It's a religion of disregarding anything Western civilization says is okay, and pushing Sharia law which not only condemns people who believe in anything except Islam, but also kills them.

I'm a pedo and I don't even want Islam anywhere near me. I'll just risk jail time thank you very much.

(It's that 9 yr old's freedom not to be convinced sex is normal and then raped)

>>676629906
>modern
>1000 years ago
>but 5000 years ago doesn't count because it was smaller so like, let's call it "modern" and it's an invention. an ancient, 1000 year old invention.

>>676627674
Oh....SNAP

They invented countries that are among the bottom tier when it comes to giving aid for disaster relief such as the tsunami a few years back. Ducking generous lot, those mudslimes.

>>676630331
The plot thickens...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2NkjNvwuaU&ab_channel=RobTrent

>>676630119
I'm just here for fun, I don't really care if I responded to bait, I just respond if I find it easy to say something related.

>>676618114
Homemade clocks

>>676630331
Can you prove that, nigga?

>>676630510
Quite a few Muslim countries were made by the British and French.

>>676629717
>muslim atheist

Does not compute.

Israel.

>oh shit...

>>676629897
you mean to say you want people farms? where they get women pregnant and remove thier unborn children to do experiments on for cash? If thats enlightenment you can keep it. also do you know how retarded you are? they have found alternative methods to harvest stem cells that dont require whole sale murder because some decent people in the world thought killing babies for money doesn't sound right.

>>676620451
Lots of shit has gone "missing" from those records. And there's a lot of information that became blurred with time due to intense scrutiny, there will always be multiple ways of looking at something. Could be a coverup of the ET technology we were given to help speed up technological development

>>676629525
I can tell you right now, they did not invent deodorant. I don't care what Google says. No arab wears deodorant.

>>676618762
Babylonians did it before they did. They even came up with Pythagoras theory (squared triangle one) before he did as a method of dividing land in to areas of known size. Honestly though chances are it was around before then too, just not documented.

>>676630411

yeah you know islam is bad when it caters for all sorts of bad things but nobody "bad" wants to touch that shit with a barge pole

if you're a paedo you can go to jordan and marry someone aged 9 and go ahead and fuck them all day long

yet somehow no one ever does, except the jackson family

i wonder why

>>676630432
Well fucking fuck, you're really thick idiot. Name one older instance of a hospital or a university then. Any will do! And don't just say that ancient Egypt probably had some hospitals but they forgot about them or that fucking Sumerians founded Harvard University in 5000 BC.

>>676629906
Why don't you think rationally for once instead of relying being spoonfed with information?

Do you honestly belief that there has never been such a thing as a hospital or university until after the year 600 (after christ) when Islam was founded? That is a fucking 1000 years after ancient Greece reached it's cultural and intellectual prime.

>>676630926
Yes, they found a way to get fetuses. Stillborn babies happen, complications happen, abortions happen.

However, Christian groups were protesting it.

It's my freedom to get pregnant just to give away my fetus, if I CHOOSE to. Nobody is going to force you into a people farm.

But christians say "all life is precious blah blah blah" so you can only give away your baby if it's dead.

Do you understand how much further along we would be if we were allowed to volunteer for a human farm and get paid for the fetuses?

Can you imagine how many less single moms would be stripping and selling drugs?

>>676630705
No, despite the fact that we know the names of CIA directors, I guess they could be secret Muslims, but much likelier is that they're just demonic men using a religion to recruit pawns for their interests.

>>676631157
>the healing house in every village didn't have specific name so it didn't exist and was therefore invented by islam thousands of years later when they attached "ahmad ibn tulun" to it

>>676630974
The problem is I'm not attracted to turds.

I'm only into white girls, so it's either I rape and go to jail or just enjoy the 20gb of stuff I got from magic kingdom :P

>>676630606
Congratulations! You're cancer and you don't care.

>>676630968
>no arab wears deodorant

Arabs and Muslims are not the same thing. Arabs come from the Arabian peninsula and Muslims are practitioners of Islam faith. There are plenty of Christians in Arabic countries, like Lebanon for instance.

>>676623693
>christianity has always condemned violence
"The good christian should not argue with the heretic, but rather he should thrust his sword into the man's belly as far as it will go."
~Saint Augustine, father of the modern Catholic Church.

Not to mention witch hunts, crusades, Nazis, and my personal favorite: that time Elijah summoned bears to eat a group of children who made fun of him for being bald. I love that story.

>>676631573
So is 9/10 people who come to /b/.

You knowingly responded to cancer, so I clearly have a place here.

>>676631377

don't bother trying to reason with him, he's clearly a cretin who thinks that the world was created yesterday

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>>676618114

>>676630575
Nice.

https://youtu.be/gwLufaTK29s

>>676631599
So anyways. No arab, including mudslimes, wears deodorant.

Shit nigger it's like I don't know the difference between a race and a religion.

Wait, that's pretty common here. Nevermind.

>>676630411
Dude it's bait just stop

>>676632019
I don't care, I'm here to write messages to people.

It's not like I lose internet credibility because I responded to a post the person didn't legitimately believe in.

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>>676630069
>mfw liberal sissy bitch gets KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT by real patriot defending his home

>>676618114
Everyone under 15 shut the fuck up for 2 seconds. ...you know who you are. ...we all do.

Islam had 2 golden ages, but both were shit and wouldn't even be considered a mildly eventful year in western civilization. Scholars have compiled the great achievements of the Muslim world, and there were some, but they were less than a single rural state innovates in a single year. Spain. SPAIN publishes more mathematical and scientific works every year than the entire Muslim world has published in its entire existence. SPAIN.

Muslim nations are wealthy as fuck, and often highly educated. Yet they almost universally test worse than completely impoverished uneducated rural African countries in math and science and the humanities. Why? Islam diminishes these things, as Christianity did once (ok fine still does in some places) and Judaism did before that. It is not a mystery how this limiting functionality arises through fundamentalism.

>>676619822
+1 and checked

>>676632019

not understanding sardonic humour
not understanding irony
not understanding why i'm not greentexting right now

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>>676631863

>>676631379
this fucking faggot. they still can use those fetuses. but they dont need to anymore since they can get stem cells without killing anyone. Stabbing a baby to death when its first born is the worst thing you can do according to laws and society as a whole but you stab it inside some crack whores belly and its a-ok. Atheist logic. 75 recapcha pictures in a row later. really fuck this website.

>>676631377
>>676631400

I never said sandniggers invented schools or the art of healing wounds, but the first modern hospitals with wards, teaching centers and all that centralized healthcare stuff were historically first made in Cairo. Similarly the first degree-granting university was in Morocco. Is is so hard to agree on that?

If you find some historical proof that I'm wrong, I'll gladly eat my words.

>>676632155
The entire point is religion has ruined a lot of scientific progress, and if it continues, our race won't live to see another planet colonized before our sun devours us.

Just saying.

>>676619822
pork is better

>>676632317

why don't you go and eat more curry you fucking retard, you've already been proven wrong multiple times

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>>676631615
Talk shit, get bit.

>>676632468
>you've already been proven wrong multiple times

You know I'm right and there's no evidence that I'm not.

>>676632317
>first modern hospitals
So you admit that prior to this hospitals existed, but they weren't what you define as modern?

>>676632229
Change to legacy captcha in the settings.

The argument was that a fetus is a living being.

You don't wait 9 months to harvest it for stem cells. I don't know the exact time but you don't pull the baby out and slit its throat.

They were insisting the fetus had a right to life and killing it was a crime. However it has no history, no memories, nothing to attach it to the world. It will feel nothing as it dies and will have no "life flashing before its eyes". It will be as if it never existed.

So, in the face of scientific progress, if I was female, I would volunteer.

>>676631615
Catholics are shit lords everyone knows that. they arent christians they use the church for power and money.

>>676632317
They established institutions which are similar to the ones we have nowadays. That's not really an invention is it?

>>676632019
>>676632128
Also, in re-reading this "bait", it's really well thought out and well written.

Do you think perhaps you are just too fucking stupid to read a message longer than a tweet?

>>676632581
I think that's how bears make log anon.
Just, let him finish...
Good...

Gooooood...

>>676630031
base 12 is sumerians, but yeah we got it from the cradle of islam

>>676632696
First hospitals were in Finland. Built during the Cold War to house all the casualties from it.

>>676632896
All religion was made for power over the people.

Scaring them into not doing certain things so they would comply.

Like telling your kid "If you don't go to bed, I'm going to beat you with my belt"
But adults are still scared of the belt. It's hilariously bleak.

>>676632896
>they aren't christians because if I concede that they are then that disproves my assertion
"No true scotsman", eh?

>>676633326
First hospitals were in Canada. Built during WW2 to treat the burn victims from Auschwitz

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I don't know if Muhammed Suicmez is Muslim, but if he is, then this is best Muslim creation.

>>676630970
pythagoras theorem has been independently discovered by multiple civilizations.

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>>676633326
>first hospitals built during the cold war

Algebra. Archaeology. The scientific method. free market economics. The water wheel and windmill. Damascus steel. A bunch of astronomy.

They also transmitted a lot of other people's inventions to the West, including coffee, the number zero and Arabic numerals, gunpowder, everything the ancient Greeks ever did, the measurement of the Earth, and paper books.

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>>676633326
Finally someone else who actually watches History Channel.

>>676627133
Boy, you sure are good at reading wiki

It's really hard to objectively say who invented what, since the early Muslims, Christians, Jews and even Hindus took the credit for inventions of the people they killed and conquered. So as far as we know, Sumerian tribes might have invented the toothbrush and Cherokee indians were the original founders of 4chan.

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>>676632347
That is true.
The only reason Christianity and Judaism are tolerated, accepted, and encouraged, is because they have been tempered by increasingly pacifistic societies, reshaped to meet modern temperament and values, not vise versa, and few of their adherents take their brutal savage holy books in earnest. Fewer still read them at all, and those that do largely reject enormous amounts of their content, and those that don't, and do take them in a serious or literal sense, stand out as examples to be avoided and railed against.

Too bad there are 1.5 billion Muslims and they're radicalizing like a beehive struck with a bat.

>fine-tuned lying and deceit (taqiya)
>got pennypinching down to a tee
>"invented" hospital by having a specific building to cut bits off babies cocks and teach people how to cut bits off babies cocks (usually with their mouths) rather than let the villagers do it themselves
>"invented" mathematics by copying what the babylonians and egyptians did with algebra and arithmetic 3600 years before islam existed
>"invented" a briefcase that tells the time by putting a chinese alarm clock in a briefcase, thus propelling its creator to a free scholarship at the most respected islamic school in qatar
>fine tuned suicide attacks, something the japanese and so on had created to defend their very real countries - in order to assist the expansion of their very fairytale religion
>popped a coffee bean in their mouth and decided it might be good with some water on it

I think that's about it isn't it?

Other than really beating the smell of the carrion flower hands down.

>>676629897
*tips fedora*

>>676632706
no they just pull it piece by piece out the vagoo. but if left alone theirs a great chance that it would be born. You have no respect for human life if you think this is a good way to get guinea pigs especially since because of that law they found an alternative method that would never have been found otherwise. science always goes the cheapest route since research costs money.


your siding with sadistic pieces of shit that do this for profit and fun.

“‘I want to see something kind of cool,’” O’Donnell says her supervisor asked her. “And she just taps the heart, and it starts beating. And I’m sitting here and I’m looking at this fetus, and its heart is beating, and I don’t know what to think.”

The San Jose Planned Parenthood does abortions up to 20 weeks of pregnancy. Referring to the beating heart of the aborted fetus, O’Donnell remarks, “I don’t know if that constitutes it’s technically dead, or it’s alive.”

The Center for Medical Progress alleges that Planned Parenthood is likely breaking federal laws requiring that appropriate medical care and treatment be given to babies who survive abortions. State and federal law require that the same treatment be given to an infant born-alive after an abortion as to a normally delivered baby (1 U.S.C. 8, CA Health and Safety Code 123435). California law also prohibits any kind of experimentation on a fetus with a discernible heartbeat (CA Health and Safety Code 123440).

The marvelous marble launcher 5000

>>676633675
Fuck you and your Canadian propaganda. I'm the curator at the Museum of Ancient Hospitals and we have the first hospital framed and hanging on the memorial wall in here. And it says Oslo Socialist Hospital, and Oslo is the capital of Finland.

Masonry ?

>>676628094
EDGE

>>676633162
>make log

GOD DAMMIT
FUCK YOU AUTOCORRECT
FUCK
OFF
I AM SO SICK OF THIS SHIT.
HONEY, COME HERE I'M IN THE MOOD TO MAKE LOG.
WHAT THE FUCK
FUCK THIS, FUCK THAT, FUCK EVERYTHING, IM OUT.

>>676635102
It's the other way around.

They invented the concept of shitting your pants and denying that you're a Muslim when you face persecution.

In other words, cowardice.

>>676635129
Or just a goof, a gaff, a spoof on behalf.

>>676634914
forgot to mention she brought it back to life to harvest the brain of a living fetus for fun.

>>676635049
I thought Helsinki was the capital of Finland, but hey you're the curator

>>676618114
The clock(med).

And the CPU. Ahmed invented the CPU.

>>676618114
those cool fucking bendy swords or whatever

>>676631944
>No arab, including mudslimes, wears deodorant

You've obviously never been to middle-east. Everyone in there wears way too much scented deodorant and cologne. The entire Arabian peninsula smells like a women's bathroom in an Israeli nightclub. Makes your eyes water just trying to order some Kebab from Hassan.

>>676635464
My dad works for Finland and he changed it.

>>676635554
>bendy swords
yeahok

>>676618114
optical lenses, modern numbers and substantial contributions to mathematics like zero, chess, major contributions to science in general. the islamic world used to be a very different place a thousand years ago

>>676635745
Fucking kek

>>676634490
It's funny, but of all those peoples, we actually have the best idea about who invented what, concerning the great North American nations, even though the US public knows next to nothing about them, and precious little has survived to this day. It was just a lot more recent, and their varied methodologies were passed on by only a couple generations and can more easily be mapped and matched up with all the archaeology being done in the last 12-15 years. Funny too because 99% o what we know about those people, we learned in the last decade & a half, thanks to modern methods and instruments and more than 2 people giving a shit.

>>676635150
i thought it was a poop joke.
'cuz the bear ate the guy.

>>676619822
Pastor?

I thought that was Pancho and Juan, not Harjeep and Abdul

They've invented nothing.

Literally nothing.

Everything they claim to have invented either occurred naturally or was happening in other societies for thousands of years previously.

Making a hospital bigger or giving it a name does not equal "inventing modern hospitals". Finding a coffee bean does not equal "inventing coffee". Copying the Greeks, Egyptians, Ethiopians, Babylonians etc. does not equal "inventing" anything.

This Achmed faggot and his clock was a prime example of what Muslims consider "invention". Take the insides out of something built by someone else, rebox it and name it a new creation in the name of Allah.

Nope.

Muslim status: invented jack shit.

>>676635797

Have you seen those Muslims from the Middle East? They have curved swords. Curved. Swords.

Early Muslims, like Ibn Fadlan and Ibn Battuta, made huge contributions to travel writing.

>>676636522

I know, I bought one in Al Kharid for 250gp

>>676635622
None of these fucking teenagers know anything about anything because all they know is what they've heard in church and in news headlines, and that's as much as they know about Estonia or the Maldives. Fucknothing.

The scientific method. Prove me wrong faggots.

>>676636002
>>676636002
>>676636002
>>676636002

Arabic =/= Muslim
Pre Muslim era is not Muslim fuckwit.

>>676636664
stolen from the greeks/trojans

>>676636664
>The scientific method.
>Prove me wrong
If you know anything at all about the scientific method, you should know that the burden of proof is on YOU to prove yourself correct.

>>676636380
Must have been a hungry bear. A full grown mang is a big meal for a few hundred pound bear.

>>676634036
Excellent answer.
Promptly ignored.
Fuckin /b/

>>676618879
kek

>>676635622
>be in Tunisia
>decide to have a walk away from the touristy beach promenade
>walk like 50 meters inwards the town
>start to notice the scent of poo
>walk 100 meters in and i almost puke from the disgusting smell

No wonder they like deodorant and cologne so much.

>>676618114
IED construction method #248

>>676636931
Says the man that is using the scientific method to prove me wrong.... Sounds like I'm right.

>>676636464
Coffee beans don't just magically turn into coffee. They have to be processed and the drink has to be made.

To be honest though, inventions are usually incremental, based on what came before and applying previously made technology to different concepts and ideas. Many of these things have happened in many civilisations which had no contact with each other.