Shameless self-bump.

Another shameless self-bump

>>676545414
fag

>>676545414
That gun with that background made me thing of BF2 Dragon Valley playing as the chinese. However, it's the American commander that says Be Advised.

You play as apparently the most attractive and manliest man in the world who has to save the world from aliens (again) while spouting nothing but one-liners and pop culture references.

>>676547294
Dick Kickem

>>676547275
It was BF3, but close enough.

>Wake up from really long snooze
>Waifu is going batfuck insane
>Wake another guy up from even longer snooze
>He's wicked pissed

>get to island
>shit be cursed
>try to get away from island
>shit still be cursed
>eventually get off island

Might be too vague, but it's doable.

>>676547364

We'll go with that.

Here's an easy one.

Giant world. Stupid horses. Annoying law enforcement. Shout to kill people.

THIS IS DJ STRYKER WITH CRASH FM

>>676547821
Skyrim

>>676547821
Skyrim, way too easy.
Not sure about "giant world" though

Screaming russian kids, cacner community, shooter

>>676547711
Far Cry 1 or 3

>>676548150
CS:GO, couldn't have made it easier

>>676548150
all the cs games

>>676548210
Yeah it was too vague. I was thinking about Tomb Raider (the 2013 one) but Far Cry fits what I sais just as well.

>>676548215
I know right hah ... Have another go: 4 maps, dlc, dlc, dlc, dlc, dlc, dlc, weapon shortcut pack

you are random guy who becomes best at everything and now you must choose who you want to be friends with so you can take over a dam

if only i could be so grossly incandescent

>>676547532
Catherine

>>676548443
Fallout: New Vegas

>>676548150
cyka blyat

>>676547983

If you ever try playing the game entirely without fast travel, you'll change your mind.

>>676548443
GtA CJ breaking the dam :P

>>676548563
Noe.

>>676548346
EA's Battlefield?

everything is spring-powered

>>676548695
Battlefront*

god damn typo

>git gud

Here's one:

Kill Nazis, escape castle. Kill Nazi's gather intel. Kill Nazis, kill Hitler.

>>676548695
>>676548730

Bf3,4 was what i had in mind but ye bettlefront too!

>>676548907
Smash bros?

This one is the easiest ever: 360 ns

>>676548804
Dark Souls
>>676548907
Wolfenstein?

>>676549041
Tetris.

>>676549146

Yeah. In particular, Wolfenstein 3D, because that's basically the plot.

>>676548346
The new star wars battlefront

> Prisoner on a Japanese atoll
> Escape
> Capture airport

>ALL YA HAD TAH DO WAS FOLLUH THE DAMN TRANE, SEEJAY

>>676549567
GTA SA

Okay, this one is easy. It's not a commercial game, it's an online flash game.

AAAALWAYS, I WANNA BEEE WITH YOU, AND MAKE BELIEEEEVE WITH YOU AND LIVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY OHHH LOVE!

>gotta get the treasure
>pretty man wants treasure
>last time treasure was alien

>>676547942
Memeout 3

>>676550016
borderlands

>>676547532
Halo 4

>>676549146
Bingo

>>676547711

Singularity?

>>676549518
World at war

>bald
>with guns

>>676549986
eHarmony

>>676550398
Hitman?

>>676549518
Far Cry 3 ?

>>676550398

Hitman franchise.

>>676550293
Yes.

>>676549986
Rainbow Unicorn Dash you slut

>>676547711
Tomb Raider? The newer one.

>>676550374
Yes

>>676550440
right

>be a man who think is in the present but in fact it's the futur he see while having flashback from the present

>>676545414
>5 strangers come together to fight in a tournie
>all 5 end up hating each other.

>muh new york city

>>676550495

Don't know why that makes me a slut, but yeah, Robot Unicorn Attack.

>>676545414
HOLY SHIT IT'S A SNIPER GET DO-

>>676550467
nope but yours fits too

You hate yourself so must kill another version of yourself, and save a girl who you doomed in the first place

>>676545414
Battlefield 4

>>676550700
devil may cry ?

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>>676550617
What makes you a slutty slut is you like my penis in and around your sphincter.

>>676545414
>I died
>Killed that guy
>10 seconds later I died again
>Respawn
>Guy killed me again
>Respawn
>I killed another guy
>Repeat forever

Terrorists lose.

>>676550798
nope

>>676550700
Bioshock Infinite.

Another easy one:

Gravelly-voiced supersoldier with a sexy AI in his head fighting aliens.

>>676550900
Dank Souls 1& 2?

>>676550976
Master Chief Gets Down with Anal Sluts The Game

>>676550900
Quake 3 arena
>>676550976
Deus Ex

I need to find my son

>>676550973
Yep!

>>676550976
Halo 1 through all of them
>Cortana = AI ?

>>676551096
Too easy, already been done, FO4

>>676551169
No bitch. It was heavy rain

>>676551096
>>676551169
Try this one

>I need to find my dad

>>676551083

I was going for the Halo franchise.

I've only played Invisible War and Human Revolution to completion. I own the original, but only played a bit before the game crashed, so I don't know much about the game.

>>676550609
Every MOBA ever was the answer. Answered my own because you guys are fags and i'm leaving.

Follow random person around. Making up fantasy in head about being serial killer. Follow person through crowded streets until sun goes down. Get erection. Finally kill npc with a knife. Beat lifeless body with a baseball bat for 7 minutes while erection pulsates. Cops come. Run and hide. Repeat.

>>676548479
derk serls

>buy better horse
>get shit faced in saloon
>play hold em and cheat
>get murdered in a duel

>>676551167

Yes. Cortana is an AI.

>sucks total ass
>nothing but grinding

Your hands fucking run away from you. and as if it couldn't get any worse, your fat best friend swallows a black fly-looking nigga that threatens to swallow his intestines like an oversized peace of spaghetti.

>>676551306
IF ONLY THIS COULD BE THE NEXT POKEMON

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>>676548479

I need to find a chinese dagger. But i travel across the world instead of nuking the locked door in the first level (china).

>only oldfags know this one.

>>676551415
Red dead

>>676547711
first thought singularity

3 types of premodern warriors. 2nd in series

>>676547294
Serious Sam?

>>676551306
Grand theft auto

A bit of a tougher one, due to (I suspect) not as many people playing it.

Four man squad, all different talents and backgrounds, have to work together to save the universe. Player can fluidly switch control between the four characters at will, and when not controlling the other three characters, can still actively give them commands.

>>676551096
JAAASOOOON

>>676551489
rayman ?
>>676551534
Deus Ex ? Jade Empire ? Shadow Warrior ?

>>676551666
Correct and nice trips

>>676551239
Fallout 3

Nigger.

LEON! HELP!

>>676551766
Walking dead?

>>676551627

I was going for Duke Nukem Forever, though I would have accepted Duke Nukem 3D. Sam Stone doesn't really use nearly as many pop culture references as Duke does, to the extent of my knowledge (I just got the Serious Sam bundle on Steam two weeks ago when it was 90% off).

>>676551306
GTA

>>676550976
Halo.

>>676551766
Desert Storm...?
>>676551864
Resident evil 4

>shit is dangerous
>everything is angry
>muh son
>poorly written story
>explosions

>>676552053
FO4

>>676551956

Nope. I know nothing of the Walking Dead, but I doubt the stakes are on a universal level. Planetary, maybe, but they certainly aren't fighting to save more than one planet's population, are they?

>>676551839
yes

>one mission you fight armed jews trying to kill you

>>676552009

Nope. I'll give a hint. It's a game from the original Xbox.

>be a cowboy
>go around seeking revenge
>ends up fighting ghosts

>>676552186
Brute Force

>>676545414
Swat 4?

Die, git gud, dont die
But victorian era

>>676552228
Le red dead

>>676552262
Dark souls for the third time

>be a man who think is in the present but in fact it's the futur he see while having flashback from the present
>go to asylum
>mission in siberia
>your waifu become retard

>>676552262
Bloodborne

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>>676552249

Ha! Someone remembers!

>>676551766
Mass Effect?

>>676552414
Yea baby!

>towards the end a freaky fuck gets crucified and burned alive

>>676551839
It was tomb raider 2

I want to fucking assimilate this kebab.

>>676550609
Only if Russian and 12 years old are in the game

>>676552496
Outlast

>I don't know who I am
>I don't know who you are
>explosions
>lol I'm robot
>CYKA BLYAT kidnap
>steel cog
>lense flare
>dramatic music
>PLOT TWIST
>buyers remorse

>revenge bcoz of grill

>steal cheese
>go into another dimension
>drowning in lava
>have guard swim up to you and try to make you pay your fine or go to jail while on fire

Hard mode

>be in japan
>have dozens of different interesting outcomes to the game
>look up how to do each one
>overthrow shogun once or twice

>>676552228
red dead, m8

>>676552634
Chappie?

This ones pretty easy...
Take girl across country to save humanity. Chooses not to save humanity. Lives with girl who essentially replaces his dead daughter.

>>676552595
Bingo

>>676552658
Oblivion

>>676552658
Oblivion

>STOPRIGHTTHERECRIMINALSCUM

>>676552736
Last of us?

>>676552736
Last of Us?

>>676552634
Call of duty : the one with kevin spacey
>>676552640
Mario Bros

>>676552278
>>676552711
I was thinking call of juarez gunslinger but ok

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>>676552373
Good answer

>>676552708
Sengoku rance?

>nigga dies

Harvest crystal meth to fund your military.

>>676552708
Sleeping dogs ?

>>676552736
gta: Vice City

>>676553003
Every gangsta game ever

>>676552962
No>>676553036
No

People don't like you.
Some bitch you can't stay away from.
You can make a shield, cast fire, some weird ground thing.
Lost your "daughter"

>>676553027
Command and conquer

Illuminati
nano tech

>>>676553110
Witcher 3

>>676553142
got it

>>676553158
Deus ex

>>676553101
>>676553036
>>676552962
Hint: you're a traditional samurai in an open world (that's not too big but decent sized)

>>676553177
Got it

Life not so bad down here. Just watch out comrade, big fucking rats.

>>676553187
Got it

>>676552634
>CYKA BLYAT kidnap

Fucking lost, MGSV?

>>676552708
Shenmue
>>676552736
One of the final fantasy

>>676553295
Metro any one of the 2

slingshots,bikes,kisses,prefects

>>676553295
One of the Metro games?

>>676548907
Sniper elite v2?

>>676553375
Bully

>>676553375
Rednecks: Revenge

Ancient chinese battlegrounds
little girl rides in on massive horse carrying a giant mace

>>676553341
Yes! Good job anon lol

>enchant pair of boots to shoot fireballs
>drink potion of levitation
>carpet bomb village

>>676553450
Dynasty Warriors

>>676553387
>>676553372
Yes, you must listen to the singing pipes

> shit happens
> rewind
> more shit

>>676553295
Stalker, one of them
>>676553211
Yakuza
>>676553450
Dynasty warriors

>>676553450
almost every JRPG

>>676553450
Dynasty warriors - whatever

>>676553513
Morrowind?

>>676553514
So quick, but so correct

>>676553531
Prince of Persia

>>676553513
Morrowind

>>676553531
Hotline Miami 2

Another tricky one:
(Decided to greentext for neatness)

>High-speed racing in single-person armed racing craft to cool music.
>Each character in the game has a playable rival.
>Many countries represented (US, Austrailia, Germany, UK, Japan, etc)
>Original Xbox Exclusive

>>676553580
yep

>>676545414
bf3

>>676553590
Damn 6 for 6

>>676553513
Morrowind
>>676553531
Blinx

Twins sacrifice their own lives to prevent the rest of the gang getting squished

>>676553531
>>676553592
Not PoP

Use living organisms to create bridges.

>>676545414
>BE ADVISED
OVERLORD: BTR IN YOUR SECTOR
I am gonna go with call of duty modern warfare 2

>>676553646
Quantum Redshift

>office
>shit gets weird

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You need to be clean as you are filthy only option is with a pedo that says he is your long lost father

>>676551548
man that game was super fucking average. First 20 minutes were pretty good i guess.

Command goblins

>>676553710
World Of Goo

>>676553554
>>676553638
>>676553679
Not Miami not blinx. Thought it was easy

>>676552471
my guess also

>>676553354
No to shenmue
>>676553548
No to yakuza

Answer is way of the samurai

>>676553766
Dontchu talk shit about singularity

>>676553646
Cannot remember the fucking name. But it had an underline about how water CAN burn.

>>676553742
Stanley parable
>>676553768
Overlord

>>676553531
Life is Strange?

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>>676553742
The Ring Terrors Realm

How about this:

Mother is a psycho
Fall down a hole
Cry a lot

>rescue your daughter.jrpg
>companions are monster woman and male medusa
>you were the bad guy all along

>>676553964
Ez
TBOI

>>676553857
I thought about it, but it's a too shitty game
>>676553964
binding of isaac

>abuse prescription medication
>fling body in different directions
>Hollywood accuracy
>stereotypically dual wield pistols
>muh wife
>muh child

>>676553978
Silent Hill 2?

>put shit down
>pick shit up
>put shit away
>millionaire

>Friend goes to hell
>Gets Wings
>Goes to save him
>meets past enemies
>Game is named after you
Kinda easy if you are familiar with it.

>fast nigger stole an egg
>chase that nigger for like 15 minutes
>finally get egg and move on

>>676553938
>>676553531
Winner here LiS

>>676554061
Max Payne

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>>676553964
Super meat boy duh

takes pictures of ghosts. Ghosts go away

>>676553531
Life is Strange

>>676554061
Maxwell Hurt

>>676554034
>>676554056
You got them

>>676554102
nope
another hint:
>flying books

>>676553773
Got it

>>676554112
Gat outta hell

>mars
>destroy walls
>railgun

>>676554112
Saints Row Gat Out of Hell

>be a man who think is in the present but in fact it's the futur he see while having flashback from the present
>go to asylum
>mission in siberia
>your waifu become retard
>you have psychic power

>>676554061
Max payne

>>676554107
runescape

>>676554112
kid icarus

>>676554119
Spyro

>>676554192
Fatal Frame

>>676554119
Reminds me of Spyro: year of the dragon

>>676554268
Red Faction

>>676554268
Red Shit: Armageddon

>control a metal box that is always weaker then the enemy's metal box

Try this one on for size.

you are a bipedal rodent that parodies 80-90's movies. also a drunkard.

>>676554265
Bingo

>in gang
>bop some civilian suckas
>spray paint walls like a nigger
>fist fight cops
>"DAMN SUCKA THAT'S WHAT I LIKE"
>fucking hideout
>snort fucking coke when you get bopped
>"I'MMA LEAVE YOU CRYING IN THE STREETS WITH YA TEETH IN YA HANDS, BITCH!"

>>676554321
>>676554292
Yes to spyro

>>676554387
10 for 10

No life here

Burn shit in a fireplace

>>676554292
Not Kid Icarus, it's SR: Gat outta hell (my favorite game series of all time)

>>676554482
Little Inferno

>>676551480
Kingdoms of Amalur?
Diablo?
Any MMO?
Dragon's Dogma?

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>>676554369
Conkers bad fur day

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>>676550863
Can I be your slut too?

>>676550398

>using guns in hitman

what kind of pleb are you?

Kick punch it's all in the mind

>>676550663
WHERE IS HE I DON'T S

>wizards, monsters, and freaks fight to protect a rock

>>676550398
Max-fucking Payne 3

you are one of many
there are 2 stars, north and south, they sleep in the river but wake every half days time
there's a handful of foes that don't want you to cross this river, not including the immortal residing near the southern star
when facing these foes 4 key words go through your head
quiet while evil rests

>>676554519
Yes

Be green, fight yellow by building bases

This one's easy
>play as twins
>start a gang
>kill enemies
>use a fucking grappling hook

>Somewhere in Spain
>Both get infected with parasite

>>676554292
right on runescape