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not sure if this is a YLYL image or not
Don't feel like starting a new thread, but I'll try my luck here.
Does anyone have that pasta about anon who is too beta to ask a neighbour girl out so he rapes her while wearing a mask and then comforts her?
>>676541854
almost lost
>>676539912
That anon is done
>>676540006
This belongs in a cringe thread
>>676539912
It looks like the mom haven't "saw" that coming.
>>676541302
always funny
>>676542943
Carlos, I swear to god one more fucking pun and I'll gut you like a fucking fish. Don't you test me you checky cunt
>>676540429
lost
>>676543073
This was fucking gold
>>676539765
does anyone have the gif of this?
>>676543448
lost
>>676540429
lost so hard
>>676540830
>sources
>ms paint
>>676540006
>(You)
>screencapping your own stuff
>>676541530
Wow, so meta, so brave...
>>676543854
Not mine.
>>676543331
Ehh...reaching..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dstSEMfe0h4
>>676543854
>Filename
Newfag
>>676544186
spooki
>>676541743
lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7THVAAX8T1k
kek
>>676541536
Lost it
>>676542943
It looks like the mom never saw that coming.
Learn proper American you cum-guzzling little taco faggot.
>>676542318
Holy Shit kek
>>676543384
nothing comes up
>>676544474
>>676541743
It was a greentext if I remember correctly.
I wish I saved it back then, can't find it anymore.
>>676543384
What the fuck does sib so even mean
>>676543114
Lost
>>676539437
>>676544967
It's supposed to be cp
>>676544788
lost at second bucket
>>676545161
What's fappable about cerebral palsy?
Does anyone have the picture with the guy pornstar with the caption 'did o leave the stove on?'
>>676543854
in some cases it is legit...
>>676543073
This gentleman for example, he truly is a scholar.
>>676543384
I don't get it?
>>676545545
MODS MODS MODS
>>676542819
Lost
>>676541536
ahahahahhaahaha the last one
>>676545724
There's nothing for mods here faggit.
>>676545919
Shirtless little girl.
>>676546042
Also girls in lewd positions.
>>676546042
>>676546092
cant see shit, obviously u have the eye for spotting that kinda stuff
>>676543073
What a god that guy
>>676541248
im going to hell for laughing
>>676546208
Scroll down until you find it.
>>676546306
Hell doesn't exist
>>676546042
>>676546092
>can't look at children in a non-sexual way
Found the pedo
>>676546451
i remember when i was 14
>>676542819
You feed your kid piss?
>>676542995
Niggers.....
>>676541099
Low quality material, but still YLYL material
>>676546714
>implying it's piss
>>676546042
So? Never been on a beach?
If you look at her in a sexual way, then I have bad news for you...
>>676546861
>glas bottle with pony on
>not piss
pick one
>>676542819
gaged / 10
>>676546651
Nope
>>676544878
I've seen this a billion times. Fucking, lay her over
>>676546861
Enlighten me, what is it?
>>676546954
it's a fucking mlp cum jar you faggot, how new are you
>>676546947
This
>>676546990
Leads to banana.
>>676546651
MODS MODS MODS
>>676547064
Lawl, go doctor now!
Yellow cum
>>676547078
Still nope
>>676543092
Is this real?
>>676543073
Here is the real story:
Retarded cop takes a picture of a guy with a mlp stuffed toy.
Then starts a thread claiming to be that guy hating on a cop.
Was pretty weak.
>>676541743
i might but habe grease on my fingers. can't search. typing with greaseless pinky
>>676546042
wow, you are one fucking perv. if that turned you, you are one sick pedo
gtfo pedo
>>676547064
>yellow clear liquid
>cum
pick one
>>676547189
It's boiled you newfag.
>>676546092
>>676546042
Found the pedo
>>676547322
Image is real. Text is fake.
>>676547382
>trying this hard to be le ebin oldfag xD
Just stop. You're embarrassing yourself.
>>676543092
Trivia: Thomas the Tank Engine was created by a clergyman.
>>676543092
>dis is guna be gud
>>676547544
>being new/b8
Please. This picture still shows up regularly.
>>676547721
kys no face
>>676541248
its me and friends in the gym
>>676546651
WHY HASN'T THIS BEEN DELETED YET
>>676541743
This ?
>>676546469
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>676545545
Ya dun goofed kid
>>676543114
good stuff
>>676539912
At least it wasn't gay image.
>>676547888
Nah pedophilia is legal here in Sweden
>>676539912
sauce on pic
>>676547544
>>676547359
Fuckign newfags get out
>>676541530
Relatable
>>676539867
lost because i have no idea what im supposed to be losing at, and i wondered and wondered for so long i eventually became hysterical with unanswered wonder
>>676544186
Found it
>>676546042
A friend posted a similar image to her instagram. I didn't report it.
>>676546651
Dont worry, its safe
>>676547859
THANK YOU ANON
I LOVE YOU
>>676545686
Adam?!
>>676547859
Although I think there was another one, where a guy was talking to the girl on some kind of balcony. It might just be my mind playing tricks on me though.
>>676543800
lost it
>goddamn finns and their antics
>>676548945
Jerry?
>>676549043
One of the greats.
>>676549043
i'm not reading this
>>676541536
Kek
You should be banned for this post. I just lost
>>676549151
You should. It's fucking gold.
>>676539912
fresh oc, lost and will save it for future YLYL
>>676543384
oh fuck you how did I not see this coming
>>676540006
cringe
>>676544878
Stupid guy got hit because he stayed staring and saying nothing. Had he said even 'humm nice ass shall we continue bumpin in my car?' she woudn't have dared. Kek
>>676549924
What did you see?
>>676549924
Did you fap like crazy?
>>676540343
hahahahaha fuck lost
>>676546469
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be
>>676546469
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be..
>>676549043
Not worth the read.
>>676546469
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be...
>>676546469
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.....
>>676546651
Someone open it?
>>676550926
you open it
>>676550926
bananas everyhwere
>>676550926
i'm so fucking tired of this shit
>>676550926
Post the link here.
>>676541248
fake as fuck
>>676546651
Ohh... anon you sneaky shit
>>676539437
i found this image on facebook it was posted by my friend
what do you guys think? is it good
i think its really funny
>>676546469
>There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
>I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.....
https://youtu.be/-w-58hQ9dLk
Too good
>>676551479
>>676546469
Samefag
Anyone has the Donald Duck/Gladstone Gander comic in which they are Christian and Muslim and look for God/Muhammad?
Thread's dead now.
>>676541536
Back when mods where cool
>>676547544
new
>>676547337
Shut up, I want to believe.
>>676547037
semen
>>676552000
checked
>>676551759
Bump
this thread is shit
>>676551402
That cat saw a serial killer. The guy probably thought " Awwww muh cat is making a funneh face." But oh was he wrong. Your friend is kill
>>676542943
GOD DAMMIT CARLOS
>>676545280
holy fuck i was the same
>>676547359
>>676547189
its been sitting for a long time tard. you never made a cum jar before? Don't ever do it, btw. It smells really bad after awhile.
>>676541536
iam 7 xD
>>676547544
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
NEWFAG LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEE
>>676552372
Got more of that rare stuff
>>676546469
I have never actually won a single one of these threads. Everytime I see that comically anthropomorphized banana holding his peel in a suggestive manner, likening the peel to clothes and his peel-less nature to human nudity, I bust up laughing. This happens every time, no matter where I am, be it the house or the bus or in class. Sometimes I laugh just thinking about it. This is a dark memory but a few months back I had just gotten done with a fit of laughter caused by one of these hilarious threads. Suddenly my mom walks in and she’s crying. I attempted to suppress the growing urge to laugh but it was getting more difficult. Face red, tears running down her aging face, mom grabs my shoulders and says “Your father’s dead.”
It was at that moment that I couldn’t hold back anymore. I burst into a banana-induced fit of laughter, but the horrible news drew tears to my eyes. I laughed while I cried, tears streaming down my wide open grin, memories of daddy resurfacing and being melded and combined with the naked banana.
I lost two things that night.
>>676540006
Fucking cringe
>>676552372
>>676552219
hilarious dude...
real funny
edgy faggot
>>676546042
Disgusting pedo btfo
>>676551402
John, ha ha. where'd you find this one?
Waha ヽ(≧▽≦)ﾉﾞ
Alahuakbar
>>676551759
Bump
>>676547544
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>>676553623
>ヽ(≧▽≦)ﾉﾞ
Kill yourself. Not even joking
>>676553203
To summarize, would you say you really, really, really like that image?
>>676550926
>>676551207
It's literally just a banana pic.
>pic related
>>676540566
Lost
>>676547544
Christ, kill yourself
>>676552372
this shit triggers me
its a dog not a person stop personificating for dramatic purposes. as if it could talk, as if it would think like a human and as if you could posssibly know what is going on in its head. and these people do the same to babies. fuck this shit.
