/nzg/ - The New Zealand Thread: Round II!
anyone want to buy my audi a4
The clean your dirty assholes you faggots edition.
Why are IDs even gone?
>>676510405
Dunno it was ages ago.
How does this even happen?
>>676510635
NZ is great again.
>>676510635
What?
>>676510370
stop with this /nzg/ shit.
>>676510713
Thank you glorious trump poster.
>>676510727
+300 and it's not even 10pm
oh fuck off you fruitcakes
Dunners re-reporting, bruh
>>676510790
Fuck outta here
>>676510790
.,...why stop though? It's New Zealand General chat....
I'd vote for trump
>>676510812
Why is that surprising? This used to be the norm a year ago.
>>676510936
because newfags don't know any better.
Dunners reporting, again.
Thread's goin' hundy as tonight, fullas. Chur.
>>676510790
Don't tell me what to fuckin' do.
>>676510843
We out here! What's new, seeing as we haven't covered that topic yet?
>>676510776
just fuck off with this cancerous slut
>>676510936
>This used to be the norm a year ago
Times change.
>>676510812
>+300 and it's not even 10pm
are you new bro?
Peed on person reporting in
>>676511066
Maybe you haven't been here on a weekday for the last few months.
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>>676511201
fuck off
>>676511031
hello new friend
>>676511030
Yeah we haven't, eh
Nothing new with me, same old, you know
And you?
>>676511295
I'm not a fucking newfag. This whore get's posted in almost every thread. We're so bored of it. Find me another used, ugly whore
>>676511167
maybe you weren't here when we used to have an average of 3 full threads everynight of the week.
hello friends
>>676511410
this.
:}
>>676511417
I was, but that hasn't happened in months. Since IDbro died of cancer.
>>676511201
fuck off
>>676511386
Yeah, nah, nothing new here. Slept most of the day.
Maybe there's a reason we didn't cover this topic lol
>>676509526
te aroha?
body shot of the fat?
>>676511030
hey i bet i know you
>>676511410
here's a pic of my mom taken a couple months ago
>>676511410
>>676511480
No not this. It's the same dude who posts it every night. It's how we know he's here.
just moved over from aus, why the fuck are your bud prices so extortionate and scarce..
>>676511617
Yeah? Where and how?
>>676511646
milf 10
>>676511646
your mums face upsets me
>>676511556
>Since IDbro died of cancer.
Is this true?? I thought it was just a meme..
dunners re re re reporting
>>676511738
because cops
>>676511744
are you from dunedin?
>>676511570
Tends to be about the same thing every time the question is asked, haha
>>676509202
If she's psycho enough she will still come but if she does you can have her arrested without her doing anything but being within the tresspass zone.
Yeeoowww chch what's good. Got an economics exam on Monday and I'm fucked for it
>>676511556
this.
>>676511908
Well, yeah. But that's not very specific.
>>676511913
Yeah, pretty much! How's the assignments going? Much progress over the weekend?
I AM IN NEW ZEALAND
>>676511779
>>676511776
>falling for the meme
>>676511868
you mean they actually do their job here?
>>676512134
congrats cunt
>>676512060
Yeah tbh i probably dont, how old are you?
>>676512157
no they just go for the low hanging fruit
>>676511824
Kek, what do you think bro?
>>676511975
Ay another Christchurcher, where at?
>>676511556
I guess we need a replacement
Someone who can keep this shit alive
do manus in the waikato g
where can i buy baggies in auckland cbd? inb4 countdown
>>676512060
They're alright, will finish the two smaller ones in class this week, got the majority of those two done.
Ideally I'd be starting the 3rd sometime soon, seeing as they're due Friday
>>676512157
eh. yeah
its also that we suck at growing and we have dry seasons, you've come in during a dry season, its just clearing up now. but its still pretty shit when not in a dry season
>>676512331
I'm not cancerous enough. It'll probably be one of the dunners if anyone though. Maybe both. They can have car offs.
>>676512303
Not IDbro faggot.
Don't fucking reply to this shit.
Only fucking newfags reply to this shit.
What is filename?
What is blank posts?
What is dead meme?
This mother fucker has gone full lurk mode.
He has the ultimate fucking endurance not to come back.
He is our lord and saviour.
He is like fucking jesus.
He came. He bled. He saved.
He is gone forever.
Respect that nigga.
Fucking prayer for him.
>>676512355
Cosmic on Customs and Krd
>>676512443
how often does this happen a year? shits a nightmare, im actually saving money not by choice
>>676512156
why aren't they allowed to appreciate a meme? simmer down, fag.
>>676512271
Haha what? I thought you actually had something to base that statement on.
>>676512378
Sounds like your still chipping away at it all then. Onya.
>>676512462
Fuckin' hell, we've made it to the big-time now!
>>676512488
Never said I was IDbro. You need to cool your meme jets before you melt some steel beams.
>>676511253
>>676511565
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>>676512538
thanks m8 found their site.
>>676512622
nah theres i wouldnt be surprised if i did know you
>>676512564
ah.. i would say for this past year that its been dry for like 8 out of 12 months at least for me anyway, cause waikato. you auckland?
>>676512331
How do I know if I've made it big in Nz threads?
>>676512777
when you get trips
>>676512622
Gots to do what I gots to do
Mid semester break in a couple weeks, time's flying
>>676512777
When you get trips. Congrats.
>>676512488
>implying anyone cares
tfw can't post hot korean bitches without people think we're trying to be IDbro.
>>676512777
when at least 7 people remember you
and 2 stalk you
>>676512742
You world famous in Dunedin or something?
I doubt it though, I'm shut-in as fuck.
>>676512910
Bloody hell, time is flying! How long do you get?
>>676512760
yea along queens street, just came over from aus, looking to get my shit sorted gotta restock and get new contacts haha, sucks.
>>676512443
our weed hasn't been good since last decade.
supply and quality the last couple of years in particular have been shithouse
>>676512777
Checked,
When people have a nick name for you.
>>676513012
this is why goof bro left
>>676513058
ah. yeah. may be easier for you to find in bulk, all i get are tinnies, havent gotten lucky yet, to autistic to find better dealers
>>676513041
hahaha nah most of my friends would come on here so i wouldnt be surprised if one of them was on here
>>676512777
If you have to ask then you haven't
>>676513184
Holy fuck, there's someone I've not head of in months.
anyone got her nudes?
>>676513243
keep lurking brother, in 3 months time we may meet again
>>676512777
>be a namefag
>get recognition
>grow your thread personality
>ignore haters (i.e those who will call you IDbro-lite and what not)
>post consistently
>let time pass
>search for your name in the archive and see how many hits you get (doesn't count if you're samefagging or bringing up your own name in the thread)
>https://fgts.jp/b/
>if you have more than 100 posts mentioning; congrats, you have made it 'big' in the NZ threads
>>676512777
When others try to be you, apparently
>>676513041
Oaths! 2 weeks, but much welcomed
Any desperate chicks in Auckland want me to have sex on top of them for a few minutes and hold me while I cry afterwards for 50 minutes?
>>676513243
i still can't believe we legit roll our weed in tinfoil in nz
>>676512936
hello new friend
>>676513243
noone seems to be selling ounces in akl anymore, just hoarding them so they can sell undersized tinnies and fiddys
>>676513065
yeah, i know 4 years ago it was pretty solid
thats when i first really started smoking. then took a break for a few, and now its shit
>>676513498
this is the future.
most of the ones I've had have been in little plastic zip lock baggies.
>>676513244
Ah, righto. Nah, haven't known anyone here for a few years now so I bloody doubt it.
>>676513423
Haha you made it a long time ago then!
Two weeks is a mean break. That's why you're on about heading to Aucks, eh?
>>676513610
>>676513562
fuck this place sounds depressing, is anything else in decent supply? 25i or any trips etc
>>676511646
i would creampie right in that assss
>>676513419
you waikato tho?
>>676513498
yes, my canadian friend was very confused with the whole thing. but then, they do have milk bags, so they shouldnt be so confused
>>676513474
Only if I can take your foreskin home with me.
>>676513652
Apparently! Hahah
It's decent, then this course finishes in June
Hahaha if I had money spare. It'd be the most expensive /nzg/ meet, period I'd say
Where to buy green in queenstown
>>676513806
akl brah
>>676513832
Circumcised :(
>>676513875
Oh, word! What's on the cards for the rest of the year then?
Gotta make the investment once you're big-time, mate. PR's a bitch!
I wonder if OA is lurking in here
>>676513012
He ruined it for everyone who wants to be an avatarfag in these threads which is a good thing imo.
>>676513652
yeah i dont think theyve been on here in ages either, still tho how old are you? it will be interesting to see if we know eachother
>>676513985
i will fucking walk
Ah, New Zealand, Australia's retarted and inbred cousin. That's right
>>676513422
TFW only 5 mentions ;-;
>>676514037
Nah, I meant here as in Dunedin. I'm early twenties, I'll give you that much.
What about you? Give us some clues.
>>676513999
>999
Hit them big ones!
Bridge onto the Bachelor's, the other 2 guys I kick around with at Tech are thinking about doing the same, so if we all go, can help each other out and what not
"Once".. We not big time yet, mate!
I really want to play stardew valley tonight but I also want to sleep some time. I don't know what to do.
>>676514030
I wanted to be an avatarfag for a long time but could never settle on something. Now I am a namefag but nobody knows who I am really unless I talk about the depressing shit that is my life.
>>676514083
ill be waiting here with my empty bowl and lighter, hope you're packing
>>676514121
NZ is literally a state of Australia you fucking mongoloid.
>>676514149
oh really? you just come back? did you move cities or countries?
im early twenties aswell haha
>>676514251
I will be waiting here with an empty bowel. hope you're packing ;)
where are the nudes at????????????????
Thread needs more Joshie butt pictures please
>>676510776
omg source!!!
>>676514251
i hope i remember to lurk
>>676514403
Sitting on a toilet. Classy.
>>676514432
Oh god please stop.
>>676514432
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>676514181
We out here.
Ah, righto. Be good to go into it with some familiar faces, hope that all falls into place for you.
Nah, just you! What with your imposters and shit.
>>676514301
Nah, been here ages. Just cut off from everyone.
Schools? They'll be the only place you'd ever know me from.
>>676514339
facebook com/100011099328963
nice
>>676514432
oh god the moles
are you the guessing game anon?
>>676514566
bayfield lol yourself?
>>676514432
Dem warts
>>676514432
jesus fucking christ nigga
>>676514688
Nah, no chance then. Ex-Logan bogan here.
>>676512538
they behind the counter or something? cant find baggies on their website
>>676510370
>Christchurch
Hows the night going fam
>>676514566
Thanks man, I'm hoping so too. Having people in the same class helps big time
Hahaha, only for a short period of time
>>676514688
You're not OG fem from the OG meet, are you?
>>676514878
Christchurch! Drunk! Student life.
>>676514853
i know a few people from logan, you f or m?
>>676514893
nah, but i think i know who youre talking about, was she half asian?
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>>676514867
Walk in to the store and ask them. You can also try Shosha too, there's one on Victoria West, one on Queen across the road from the Metro and one on Krd across from Calendar Girls.
Otherwise the only place I know that has them is Peaches n Cream in Papakura.
>>676515123
cheers, plenty of info.
>>676515109
Yeah that's the one
You should jump in tinychat, anyhow
>>676514893
Yeah, I believe that! Keeps it a bit familiar, sense of belonging and all that lark.
>>676514994
Male. You might know me after all though, if you know >>676515109 and the chick you're talking about lol
>>676515290
shes my bestfriend lol
>>676515119
fuck off
>>676515519
Yeah, exactly man
Jumping right into a class full of randoms was enough, don't wanna do it twice if I can avoid it!
>>676515525
Kawaii
Do you browse /nzg/ together?
>>676515669
KYS WEABOO CRIMINAL SCUM
any southland nudes?
>>676515730
Brb, gonna an hero :(
Forgive me, senpai
>>676515669
nah lol we live together tho
>>676515644
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>>676514432
That's some sick AIDS fucked up shit.
>>676515837
Shit, small world here
Sidenote; get on tinychat
>>676514975
Good shit fam. Keep it cranking!
>>676515669
Tough gig, eh? It's only fair you don't have to do it again, you earned your stripes!
>>676515824
Rip in pieces, mate.
>>676515837
Haha, bloody hell. And she didn't invite you come and meet us losers?
>>676515861
fuck off
>>676516055
hahaha she met you in andy bay right? i was in town she rang me straight after though
>>676516055
you sound thirsty as fuck.
>>676516055
That Andy Bay maccas OG meet was the go!
Too right, man! Still not guaranteed entry into Bachelor's, though
Yeah, surprised I haven't been on the receiving end of any fresher abuse
Remind Rita to plan the funeral
>>676516105
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>>676516366
fuck off
>>676514432
It's niiiiice!
>>676516434
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>>676516046
Was thinking of slowing down and going to be, NAH FUCK THAT DRINKKKK
OG fem posting from work, lets have another meet soon guys
>>676516501
Oath. Suns not up yet.
got early classes tomorow?
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>>676516567
you comin home tonight?
>>676516567
IDbro here. Wanna fuck?
>>676516646
Can you get into Tinychat so I can stop switching windows?
Arigatou
>>676516710
sorry, i'm not into chinky little faggots
>>676516742
not cam tho
>>676516202
Yeah, that was us. Haha, what? Checking in to prove she didn't die or something?
>>676516204
Yeah, heaps.
>>676516346
Well, for us. We kinda car talked it to death, like always.
Oh, really? What's the requirements? Or is it just limited space?
>>676516567
'sup? I'm up for another one some time
Any ladies on the hibiscus coast wanna meet and fuck?
>>676516770
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>676516604
Nah Wednesday isn't until like 12? Only thing is it's just me, flat mates have early classes.
>>676516800
There's no one camming anyway, it's cool
>>676516819
Bad habit, but common interest. I reckon we can resist it when necessary
70% pass rate of my current course, should manage that though
>>676516742
you sound like a bitch.
>>676516710
Please, everyone knows he doesn't post here anymore
>>676516831
what the fuck does post work vibes fucking mean.
the fuck is going on with this niggas hair near his ear.
this dude looks like he sucked a dick in school and everyone knows about it.
>>676516982
You're my bitch
>>676516914
I think we do a pretty good job of avoiding it with company! But yeah, we kinda goofed that one.
There was a GT-R in front of me for the first time ever, it was a moment of weakness.
Ah well, best of luck for it! Would be great for you to get it this year, keep the momentum going.
>>676517104
you're just jealous that you're a skinny little virgin faggot.
>>676517241
that nigga looks dyel faggot.
>>676517305
train for strength faggot c: rank 1 in nz for judo in my weight.
>>676517481
hahahahahhahahahahha
did you just dox yourself faggot.
>>676517172
What colour? I know of a few around
You've driven one now!
Too right, it keeps me busy, which in turn keeps me outta trouble
>>676517530
yea mate, don't even gaf c:
>>676517740
Do you understand its the most effective martial art? i'd like to see your fat ass try and fight a Judo player, you'd get fucking killed.
anyone in aucks selling ritalin? med fag here, need plz
>>676517840
bro i do mai thai ill just elbow your head in cunt
>>676518058
fucking doubt it, i'll drop your ass and choke you out while I break both your arms in half you weak cunt
>>676517840
>Judo player
first off they are called judoka.
second off its the worst martial art for self defense, no finishing, no striking, you literally get on the ground on cuddle your opponent uncomfortably.
Jujitsu is a much better MA, mix it with a decent striking art and your good.
>>676518058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvXjF1oadgk
>>676518148
What about Toshiba MA?
>>676518148
> No finishing. so chokes and armlocks aren't finishers? I didn't use judoka because half the dumbasses on 4chan wouldn't understand, the direct translation is Judo player in English.
>>676517981
sluts legs look fucked.
also, slut tattoo.
>>676518336
also a decent throw on concrete will seriously injure or kill someone.
Anyones rent not get taken out this weekend gone?
>>676518512
what are you talking about?
banks didn't operate on friday or monday.
>>676517573
You tell me, you painted it!
It was mint. Actually, we need another Dunners meet so we can compare notes about that!
Yeah, true. You'd be into a life of crime pretty quick, I can see it.
>>676518240
People call this sport? That's the gayest shit ever
>hurr durr lets cuddle
>>676518133
FAGGOT U A BITCH ASS NIGGA I'LL FUCKING DROP YOU CUNT
>>676518553
Soo will it come out tonight then?
>>676510370
Anything interesting to do in Queenstown? asking as an Aussie tourist.
>>676517840
Judo fags are literally the most easiest cunts to fight. you couldnt take even one of my punches faggot. what you gonna do, hug me from behind until i submit? fucking try it fgt you'll be BTFO before you even get within a metre from me
>>676518815
call the bank and ask them you bitch.
>>676518968
No cause if i do that they might actually take last weeks rent out and that would mean less tendies for meeeee
>>676519040
FUCK UP CUNT!
JESUS CHRIST.
>>676518966
try it cunt. I'll choke you the fuck out, seriously come try it.
>>676519088
ew, why is this bitch not standing flat on the ground?
>>676519107
>>676518966
this is honestly embarrassing to read please stop
>>676518815
if it usually goes out Tuesday, It will go out tonight because of the public holiday on Monday.
>>676519232
you dumb bastards are so easily bated. Just drop it XD
>>676519107
choke on my 3 inch dick fgt
>>676518578
Got ya! Hahah
Car chat on meets is no-no apparently, unwritten rule
Locked up before you know it, guesses on what for?
>>676519107
I feel like Judo faggots wouldn't stand a chance in a street fight.
no rules, no refs, no pussy nigga shit.
>>676519573
not if it was a cuddle to the death. then they might win
>>676519452
Fuck, firearms offences for days!
>>676510776
more of this bitch please
>>676519573
been in many, used judo, knocked fuckers out. Judoka are the fittest, strongest and most effective fighters on the market, look at ronda rousey.
>>676519966
shes on instagram TALAMORGANA
>>676519966
dub dubs = moar!
>>676520085
Don't even bring up Ronda you criminal scum.
>>676519308
Usually goes out Friday night/Saturday morning
>>676519876
That'd be you in that singlet, lad!
Just finished Smallville season 4, time for season 5.
Lana Lang isn't even best waifu.
Louis Lane is best waifu.
>>676520633
I got nothing. Unbelievable.
Where can a maori fulla get a gobby for some bud.
>>676521053
Prison.
>>676516881
omfg hahahaha is that nate? did he die his fucking hair?
Do you sometimes wish that you were well hung so you could make tents with your sheets.
>>676521375
i bet her ass smells of curry tbh
>>676521375
shoes on bed.
wearing astro-turf
table cloth on head.
probs would stick dick in anyway.
>>676521431
was thinking the same
I had butter chicken tonight, my shits smelled of a rank creamy smell.
>>676521557
you are it tonight...
and your shitting already?
your digestive system a shit.
Anyone at Vic uni want a cuddlebuddy?
Sorry, not girl, but at least I'm not fat!
>>676519514
I'm not sure if this is extremely illegal, or not illegal because no one would have thought to make it illegal.
>>676521690
I had it about 5 hours ago, but yes when I eat that kinda shit it just goes sstraight through me
>>676521557
Butter chicken is the fucking shittest of curries dawg.
get something else for fuck sakes.
fucking butter chicken is the pleb of all fucking curries you basic bitch.
>>676521947
Beef Vindaloo is best curry, worth the shits it gives you.
>>676521947
it was $6, tasted good and filled me up. no fucks given
bamp
>>676521855
Fuck off you gay cunt.
Don't fucking breed ever.
>>676522117
>implying I dislike girls
>also saying I shouldn't breed
Seems redundant if you believe yourself.
>>676522099
Fuck up pleb cunt.
bet you could have chosen other curries on the menu.
FUCKING BASIC BITCH
>>676522081
I don't get shits from eating curry.
you fucking basic bitch meme
>>676522109
TOPKEK
hold tight for keeping the flag love the United Kingdom aka your daddy
https://youtu.be/IhQaarIvrF4
>>676522485
Thanks pops. Im super glad we get to wear our family crest whereever we go. I love you United Kingdom and your colonialism.
God bless.
PS daddy why did you leave the savages to stay in our house? Why didn't you get the queen to arrest them?
They stink and are awful at life, can you please send someone to take them away UK pleeeasee
looking for Victoria University Wellington noodz
>>676522366
nigger please. the only other shit on the menu looked rank as fuck
>>676522833
That's oddly specific.
I'd send you some if I had boobies!
>>676522922
basic bitch I bet you've never even had any other curry.
>>676523173
I have and I don't care for them either
>tfw a indian completely ruins a whole cray fish by making a curry with it
>>676523376
The fuck are you even talking about you scum nigga cunt.
WoopWoop
>>676523704
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
