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hgfd
Doctor barry you are needed
Dom, I promised
TRAUMA
I'd touch a dude.
>tfw you will never get shot
>>676468009
>frozen
>tfw you will never be touched by Roy
woah
saved that in a heartbeat
sasuga
I'm channeling the spirit of Dom and touching your tail, Demos.
>>676468110
My Army friend got shot 3 times. Be glad you don't
>>676468238
The veggies are anyhow. I can cook Dev
jk im not aight i want 2 die but who doesnt lmao
outdoors/public stuff is hot yo
especially beach and poolside things
>tfw you will never shoot bandages
>>676468503
maybe if i join the army i can just become NUCLEAR IM WILD and then ill die
>>676468581
>tfw eisen will never shoot you
who is eisen
>>676468088
You son of a bitch.
Eisen is still around? I thought he left forever
I love you my sweet pure angel.
>>676468503
Sorry, should have been specific. Chicken was cooked improperly as well :3
>>676468721
No dying allowed, Chicken decrees it so.
>>676468919
Well, at least I have food.
I haven't left this place for more than a couple months since like 2013 but ily too
Sarah?
>>676469156
i really want 2 tho
>sarah
Has it really been that long? At least I'm not forgotten. <3
oh my god luna no
>>676469418
No you don't. You just think you do. Whatever is giving you grief will pass. I've been there dude, made palns and everything. I don't wish it on anyone.
No dying.
Come by more often <3
>>676469418
Don't be so edgy.
>>676469393
That shit doesn't work on me.
devnull no
anyway eisen ilu I'm out fam gtg maybe I'll stop by later
>>676469810
tfw no future
Later sweetie
>>676469938
Just stick around for chicken ok?
>>676470331
no promises
i like turkey more than chicken
>>676470592
If I find out you died, I'll fucking kill you.
>>676470526
stop posting pics of you holding your small dick through your fuckin underwear it's gayer than most of the shit in this thread
>>676470801
Chicken thighs were on sale so I baked 10
>>676470881
Lol alright buddy calm down.
>>676471135
fuck you telling me to calm down only makes me more pissed you fucking cunt
I like sniffing. Why is that.
>>676471284
Nibi?
>>676471284
Well that's not my intention, I'd prefer to not piss anyone off but if its so easy to get you angry then I guess it's on you.
>all these yuurikin pictures
>>676471643
Not Nibi
>>676471825
It was halfway a joke.
>>676471752
yuurikin is good shit right there (right there)
>>676471980
I know, I almost made a similar one but you beat me to it.
>>676471309
pheromones make whoever you are attracted to smell good depending on how attracted you are to them. So if you like someone a lot they will smell amazing, especially when they start sweating.
>>676472125
You wanna talk bud? You ok?
>>676472125
I agree
>>676472172
That explains a couple of things...
>>676472284
bout to be ok thanks drugs
dude i drank some nice drugs the other day i think i'm still high lol
>>676468009
would consume
>>676472172
> Human pheromones
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pheromone#Humans
>>676472699
Tomorrow's should be better if I don't eat it first
>select all the bikes!
>>676473361
i do not see any bikes in this picture
>>676473589
Nope. That's me camping
>roy hates me
>>676473730
there are then 0 bikes to select
There are evolutionarily conserved receptors for pheromones and that's as far as solid documentation goes. If humans are affected by other's pheromones then their effect is minute.
Don't start. I get enough of that as it is.
>>676473916
Correct. You passed the test.
>>676473361
tfw you will never have a gay camping trip with your bf
>>676473946
thank you for remaining open minded in these trying times of passive-aggressive meta-ironic derision
>>676474178
The warning doesn't work if you've already pulled off the threat.
trust chet he is a scienctist
>>676474369
that isn't a thread
>>676474436
i do not trust people based on that premise alone
t*
>>676474178
Let's go camping!
rather that isn't THE threat, i was just so distracted by nick wilde's feet
>>676474369
>tfw no bf
>>676474655
I doubt we live near eachother.
He has super cute toes.
>>676474655
I want to fuck him so bad :(
he does but also the quality of that animation
>>676474868
Well, the sentiment was supposed to be nice at least.
>>676474346
What?
His dexterity with his toes is more impressive to me.
>>676475116
If we went camping it'd be romantic and I'd probably get hella horny.
>>676475176
may i help you
never been a foot guy but i'm kind of reconsidering it
>>676475302
I could live with that
Don't really care for human feet but I love doggie paws.
>>676475586
Good. I want to try bottoming
gross, all of you
>>676475800
Attract all the bears
yea okay i can get behind that
i am NOT gross
>>676476446
skinny tops tho
>>676476605
Well, I'm otter so deal with that tonight
>>676476819
otter is perfect tier
>>676475314
Yes it's late and I can't hear tone through text so I don't know what you're saying.
>>676477310
i was commending you for accepting certain things about human pheromones instead of deriding them entirely
>>676477422
I admitted there are vestigial components and that's it because we can actually observe them. Tbh it borders on the ridiculous. I think people are assuming if you like, say, the smell of musky man-meat then it's some kind of pheromone signal that's attracting you.
Not that I'd particularly want to lick dog paws or something. I just find them aesthetically pleasing.
>>676477422
What should I make tomorrow night?
furry dog guy paws, definitely. not real dog paws though.
hmmmmmmmmmmm................
Nah, real dog paws. Who doesn't like licking dirty sandpaper?
>>676478826
Dirty, possibly poo crusted sandpaper to that end.
>Thread
You can't lick fictional dog paws, silly.
>>676479207
Feeling better?
>>676479377
higher you may say
>>676479487
Better than sad
>>676479719
yes
I can lick whatever I want to.
Lick your elbow.
I wish I would've met you
Now it's a little late
What you could've taught me
I could've saved some face
They think that your early ending
Was all wrong
For the most part, they're right
But look how they all got strong
I want luxray
Like the people who insist on drinking raw milk, you'll all suffer the consequences.
Pasteurization is wrong. Just like vaccination.
>>676480771
I don't want to lick that
>>676481089
Pussy.
Fuck off.
Calling what is clearly vulpine a canine is also wrong
>>676481200
lick it
>>676481089
Lick taint.
>>676480795
Hey Snarf, hey.
Never said he was canine.
>>676481330
Not in the mood for fish.
>>676481457
Hey Chicken.
night fams
>tfw no bf to sleep with
oh boy
first day at office work
am i excited
>>676482046
Goodnight.
>>676481922
How suggestive.
>>676482046
It's overrated. They complain about you taking up too much space.
>>676482046
Good night bruddah
>>676482183
Be cool baby
I still need to finish the rest of Rivery Gerald's great adventure.
>>676482302
Me? Never.
>>676482046
hey bandages
bye bandages
>>676482302
never had this happen tbh
>>676482386
im so cool my hands feel frozen
>>676482046
Night.
Never fear for I am here, with beer.
>>676482515
It's Geralt you moron.
SNARF
>>676482723
How are you
Then I'll be on my way out.
Goodnight, all.
>>676482643
How are you feeling? Better?
>>676482723
You been causing trouble in snarfland?
>>676482940
Hey, you have a boyfriend. Don't be flirting.
>>676482942
Night, stranger
nigth
>>676483002
i only slept 4 hours because
well
civ V
Fucking faggots
lol
Hi fags
>>676482848
Frosh.
>>676482940
Hey Luc. Good, making plans with the BF for Weds before bed. How're you?
>>676483121
If that's flirting to you then I'd hate to see what real flirting would be in your eyes.
>>676483391
Fine. Found a whole bunch of gameboy games. Been selling more stuff lately too.
gtg
8 hours of torment yay let's do this
im so ready
cya guys have a nice day evening and other times
>>676483552
Hey yall. New to the thread. Been lurking at post like these for a while. Nice to meet all over you!
>>676482778
Gerald.
>>676483728
Oh, finally found a BDSM partner?
>>676483258
It's why I don't play a lot of games. Still happens with guitar though>>676483728
Laters.
>>676483864
Sounds a bit lewd.
