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Jesus Christ how horrifying
Watching Shark Tank, this guy got fucking rekt
wew, I'm getting a little tipsy
>>676438234
same here bb
ah, what a blessing it is to be in a coonie thread
>Drinking
>>676438337
Got some butts, sugar?
I've only been visiting these threads for like a month but it's weird I've never seen a picture in one thread get posted in another. It's always new stuff to me.
>>676438544
You ain't know me.
>>676438722
always
>>676438788
Then you're a moron
>>676438821
Nor do I want to
>>676438788
Can't say I've never reposted tbh.
>>676438870
aww yiss
>>676438918
You'd love me.
>>676438918
That's the criteria for being a moron?
Where has this thread been all my life?
>>676438505
Thanks
>>676439340
right in front of you
>>676438918
he's not a moron, just new
don't be ridiculous
>>676439301
do not listen to wat
>>676439085
I don't love anyone
>>676439301
Not noticing how much of this shit is reposted
>>676439542
Man I noticed how much shit was reposted the first week I started here
She's breaking down in front of the sharks, man this is awkward.
It ain't gonna help you, sweetheart.
>>676439489
And to think I never cared to notice, until now.
>>676439832
why would you?
>>676439693
Love is a weakness, I'll give you that. I can't remember when was the last time I loved anyone. Feels more like I just want to fuck on the spot.
>>676439832
Leave while you still can, before you're trapped here forever
>>676439967
Yeah, that's even worse, enjoy AIDS
Can we get some knots in here please
>>676440086
Trust me, that's not an issue.
>>676439890
Clearly this is what I've been missing!
>>676440086
I can't leave, I've just barely gotten here!
>>676439693
maybe he's fresher than a week
>>676440245
I don't mind the knots, but I'm not especially fond of them either. What are they even for?
>>676440477
not much really
>>676440632
Vaginas
>>676440632
Are you asking for the actual definition or why I like them?
>>676440560
He said several months
>>676439693
I guess I didn't really focus too much on it. I don't think it would qualify someone as a moron but if that's how you feel then oh well.
>>676440643
I think you're holding out on me. Why else would these threads be so popular unless there's actually something worthwhile to do here?
>>676440977
Right around a month.
>>676440977
yea but is that several months of intense scrutiny or several months of like mild perusing for a few minutes a day
>>676440926
Yeah, the function. Why do they exist?
>>676441128
you're right
i am holding out
a lot in fact
>>676441296
I assumed that had to be the case. So, you gonna let me in on the good stuff?
>>676441699
That's fucked up, man. I expected more from you...
>>676441265
I guess I'll never know.
>>676441265
Generally they are for sex between the male dog and the female dog once the male dog has penetrated his knot swells up bigger then the opening of the vagina which in turn keeps them bonded while he cums inside her the knot doesn't go down for several mins which helps insure the probablity of impregnation I could go on about what snakes do but you didn't ask about snakes you asked about dogs knots further more the reason I like them is because I have a bad dragon Rex the Shepard dog knot dildo and I love it when the knot pops in and it just fills me up I cum every time it goes in any more questions?
>>676441199
To answer your question, I'd jump in and rub one out so maybe like 30-45 minutes then leave and maybe come back like a day or two later.
>>676441956
Sorry it was a long text
>>676441928
my apologies
>>676442064
>>676442195
That's a weird trait, but ingenuous in its own kind of way.
>>676442131
yea see wat, he's fresh
>>676442527
Indeed if you want to know what snakes do just ask it's quite ingenious to
Man, will he take the deal or not? The suspense is killing me.
>>676442888
Go on...
>>676442845
Fucking casuals
why do i always wake up hot and shit when i wake up from naps
>>676443590
good morning~
>>676443469
Rimming is hot.
>>676443772
fuck yeah it is
>>676443731
sup
When the Navy says fuck you and gives you two days to do everything before you leave, but you expected to stay for another two months.
Kill me.
>>676443915
havin' a smoke
about to play some Pokemon with a friend
how bout yourself?
>>676443772
That got me hard.
>>676443590
wake up, take a shit, get out of bed
>>676444232
Definitely the hottest think I've fapped to.
https://e621.net/post/show/643958
>>676444611
Lol well now my bulge is gonna stick around.
>>676444891
Finding this flash was the best thing that happened to me all year.
Man, I am drunk.
>>676436572
I-is that Kilowog?
>>676444092
oh thats nice
i'm not doing anything. i need something to spend my time doing so i'll probably hang around here while i read or something
>>676444297
duly noted
>>676445187
read what?
>>676445176
Yep, drawn by one of the animated series' storyboarders.
>>676445147
Do sharks really have two dicks?
>>676445290
maybe one of the textbooks i havent cracked open formy composition class
>>676445588
>>676445588
yes
>>676445126
If you're drunk and horny be careful. It's a dangerous combo.
>>676443330
Lol snakes generally fuck in orgys of mostly men and few woman the male snake after it has came in the female snake will leave a semen plug in the female to insure only his semen will impregnate the female
>>676445624
ah
fun stuff
>>676445725
i mean
we were told we need the stuff
but we read it in class on printed sheets of paper she passes out anyway
so like
????
>>676445894
yeah, that is stupid
almost not worth doing in your free time
>>676445656
It's not like he's gonna fuck two lady-sharks at the same time. Or is one for peeing, one for cumming?
>>676445668
I'm alone, who cares.
>>676445672
That's a lot of responsibility. Doesn't sound very pleasurable. Beats the anglerfish though.
>>676446186
Indeed but out in the wild survival of the fittest and smartest place a great role
>>676446576
I wouldn't like to be the female.
