Alright /b/! Start posting your dicks in this thread. everyone be brutally honest
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Alright /b/! Start posting your dicks in this thread. everyone be brutally honest and rate them. if you think a dick looks gross say why, if you love a cock talk about it.
I'll start with a few pictures of mine but I want to get some rates and see some dicks.
>>676374137
deargod/10
>>676374912
6.5/10 looks pretty thick
>>676374137
cute/10
>>676373114
pretty big 8-9/10
>>676374786
just looks good 8/10
>>676375384
kinda big head 7/10
>>676375381
6/10 nice even girth
>>676375384
7/10 fat head
Anyone into small penis?
Not too big but I make her moan
>>676376178
No. Nobody anywhere is into that. Kill yourself so your small penis genes will be removed from the gene pool. Not that anyone's actually worried about you being able to reproduce, this just saves time and effort for everyone involved.
just under 7"
First post after lurking for seven months, did I do good? Btw neetruof m'i
anyone on kik wanna talk?
Enjoy cockhungry faggots
8 inches
r8 pls
>>676377319
doubt you'll find any of those on /b/....
Small one, 11cm / 4,5in
>>676377172
yeah I'm down whats your kik
7in
>>676377587
>>676377824
I'm 6.75 inches long, and 4 inches in girth.
Mfw
R8 m8s
White House and US Capitol on lockdown.
DC Police: Reports of shots fired. Not much info released yet.
>>676379149
Great, have you come here to rate dicks too?
>>676378036
I love thick ones. I'd definitely sit on it.
>>676379149
Just trying to get clicks for CNN or something?
>>676379449
>>676379667
Finally!! A dick made for me!!
>>676379730
That's a 10. I'd suck it until I got lockjaw. Anymore showing more body?
>>676379780
Looks decent, but you're using your hand to make it look longer when you don't need to. Give us a clear pic with good lighting.
>>676380169
nah thanks for the confidence tho
I can't keep it up though
>>676376178
Put some lotion after shaving mate.
Make fun of my tiny dick /b/
Can I get a rate?
Am i small ? Or average.
>>676380026
oh shit -
here's mine. what do you think?
r8 m8?
>>676381307
It's strangling the head
pls r8
>>676381307
>tight foreskin
Would force my tongue in there and make you squirm.
>>676379454
Looks exactly like mine exact mine is a little less curvy and longer. 9/10
>>676373114
ITT faggots looking at and praising each other's dicks. Again.
>>676380026
>Jontron fans all shat their pants from laughing
>>676373114
Please please let me ram this down my throat
>let's post our dicks
>no timestamps
You faggots are exactly what is wrong with /b/.
Lay it on me
>>676376178
yes post more PLEASE
r8 me! please only girls
>>676381815
well, why should I lie about my dick size?
>>676382043
You do realise this thread has literally no women here right?
>>676376178
you should consider shaving your penis away, it would help the aestethics of your crotch area.
>>676380740
Seen worse, but pretty tiny.
>>676380957
The hair makes it very unappealing to me. Pretty okay besides that, though not spectacular.
>>676381042
Blurry
>>676381118
Like it.
>>676381213
It's hard to tell from a pic. Shape's appealing though.
>>676381307
Pretty okay, though phimosis might turn some off (not me).
>>676381483
Okay.
>>676381578
Nice big, don't like the shape, but would touch and more.
>>676382043
Good joke.
>>676376418
A: "How was Sex with him though?"
B: "Well not too bad. I didn't orgasm, but he made me moan twice."
A: "....."
>>676382608
like gerenally speaking, whats wrong with curves?
>>676382608
>>676377762
Rate mine
>>676373114
If anyone posts a webm, it's a 10/10 instant.
>>676377762
do girl's actually start laughing, when they see these penisses?
>>676383454
If at least i could get that far
what do you think of mine? i know its not big
Rate ll please
benis
>>676382894
Are you talking about me not liking >>676381578 ?
I don't dislike the shape because of the curve, but because the top is thin, I prefer mine mostly equally thick.
Curves are fine.
>>676383254
k
>>676377762
First off: clean it.
Second: shape is, what I would call, cute. No veins, small, pretty light colour.
Would suck if you cleaned it and trimmed the hair.
>>676373114
im not sure if its to short rate pls
R8 me, I'll post another of me pulling it back too
>>676383766
>>676383822
>>676383877
>>676383900
>4 dubs in a row
What's this magic
>>676383626
you can always just pull down you pants somewhere. or go to a mixed sauna.
have fun
>>676384273
i think those are my frist dubs since i lurk this shit hole
>>676384213
5/10 but your body is in good shape :)
Please r8
>>676384323
Good ideia
>>676376418
Girthy
I'm a little surprised how many nice, decent sized cocks you guys have. For a bunch of shitposting internet neckbeards, it's a little impressive.
>>676384400
what you want? show us how you press play on that remote and I'll be impressed.
3/10
>>676376178
More than you would think
What do you think of mine? 7 inches long.
My dick at 5/8ths:
Do I go further?
>>676385390
And at full mast - it's 8 inches with a 5.9 inch circumference.
>>676382449
Wrong faggot femanon here
>>676384551
Here's one at not at full mass
>>676385459
Webm of Fap Please.
10/10 about to cum
>>676385799
Sorry, I'm at work. But here's a pic of me getting blown.
>>676385729
Show tits or fake
>>676385957
I'd love your cock. :)
Anyone got some webms??
>>676385246
7/10 looks pretty thick but small head
>>676373114
>>676386069
Another photo. Same girl.
>>676386340
Mmmmm
>>676386424
Splooge!
>>676377612
>being this new
>>676384637
the selection bias is quite easy to explain here:
have big cock -- postcock.jpg
don't have big cock -- no.jpg
also r8 mine
>>676386643
At least she had fun.
skype iron666maiden69
>>676386643
I wish that was me :3
What do you think?
First time posting a pic of my cock
>>676386824
femanon?
r8
>>676387108
webm? 9/10
Want it?
>>676384273
The magic of cute little penises.
>>676386697
Quite nice. Bit unequally phat in the middle, but looks pleasing enough.
>>676387108
Big, pretty cute, don't like the head (bit long). Overall an okay cock.
>>676383900
>>676382608
Now someone do mine, and other's, because there's barely any rating.
>>676373114
Circumcised, head looks dry as fuck
>>676376623
6/10 pretty decent
>>676377009
Chode cannon, girls will probably dig it
>>676377401
Nice length but circumcision kills it
>>676379730
solid 8/10
>>676383758
8/10
me http://stumpycok.tumblr.com
>>676385455
Yes
Rate me cocksuckers
What do you think /b/?
so you can look at a dick and tell if he is right handed or left? how precise is this assumption? also after internet and pc came into being, people fap more and more on left hand, does it make any change on mass dicks?
>>676387799
9/10
Rate mine?
>>676387468
Yes
>>676387350
LOL/10
>>676388003
9/10.
I'd frot with you, and I'm not even gay.
It'd be cool to try it just once, then go back to my girlfriend and be like "hey babe" then bang her like mad.
>>676388049
Yesssss
>>676387372
No sorry, just more pics
>>676388003
10/10
Post some nice Webm of you splooging please.
I want that inside my mouth and ass.
>>676388315
But what's the rating
Can't get hard yet.
>>676388160
>not gay, would frot
i know that feel
>>676386159
mirin/10
>>676388475
Right? It just seems like it'd be interesting to try, just once.
>>676380513
Lotions not going to help ingrown hairs nigger.
>>676388475
>not gay, posting gay webm
idiot
Rate me <3
>>676388360
I unfortunately don't have any webms to share but you can have another picture
I know it's not the nicest cock. But the thickest I've seen. I had whores refuse to fuck me full throttle --> "Need to keep my working tools intact".
>>676388434
Still not much
>>676373686
Like 2/10 dude
That bellend is fucking 2x wider than the shaft which looks like 4"
>>676389386
I dunno man. It's pretty goddamn nice. You can fuck me full throttle!
>>676388719
Speaking as someone that just rubbed my dick against another guys dick on my lunch break, it's not the greatest feeling in the world. Not the worst, but there are better
>>676390567
>implying you are a whore
are you?
>>676379454
9/10 that curve...
Hnnggg
r8 me
5 inch hard
>>676383469
U like
>>676377483
dude wtf, weird shape, 5\10
sad lil thing
No one wants to rate?>>676388050
>>676388960
need better pic
>>676390698
How many times have you done it before tho?
>>676388049
girls would like you, got a thick dick 7\10
>>676391537
well, as we have to be honest: 4/10. but at least you're not impotent
>All these mediocre dicks
Aren't there any anons around that are ACTUALLY big?
>>676387878
your dick needs botox, wrinkles man
8\10
>>676390768
Yes
>>676377090
What is that 10cm?
>>676391746
well, yes
bbc incoming
>>676391971
a woman whore?
>>676392030
Still mediocre
postoooooo
>>676392141
Nope
Rate my cock guys
>>676391093
why is ur fat pad so big? ur dick is probably much bigger
Would anyone suck or stroke my cock?
>>676383877
You need to marry me so i can have that inside me every night
>>676392141
> expecting a girl to be in a dick rate thread
come on man...
>>676392423
Yes. I'd do both!
>>676392466
>implying girls aren't at least as horny as guys are
>>676392337
ewwww
>>676385459
this dick belongs to a racist 0/10
>>676392567
isn't this pretty much every kind of thread on /b/?
Sigh... Never done this before.
>>676392850
Yes
>>676392818
Nice fat ....... 5 inches ?
>>676392597
Please stop living IN the internet.
>>676392466
my fucking buddy right now actually is a 17yo (I'm 20) from Poland, who made fun of dicks in a dick rate thread. She liked my cock though and we exchanged some KIKs until we met in real life. I live near the german-polish border, so it's worth the travel expenses...
I know it sounds like 4chan dreaming, but just believe me or not - some girls do lurk here.
>>676391766
nice dubs, who's the girl?
Never done this before so yeah..
>>676388280
Lollipop/10
>>676375915
small and cute
3.5/10
>>676388427
Love that soap
>>676393036
hi, thnx. I have never measured the girth tbh
rate?
>>676393159
Be careful man... next time it's likely gonna be a 45 year old serial killer.
>>676389952
Looks good to me. Hot cock, looks like mine but bigger. Nice balls2
>>676392424
As long as you aren't fat
>>676391023
no one want to rate?
>>676393783
thanks for your advice, but it's fairly easy to verify somebody. it could still be a serial killer, who kidnapped someone though... meh
>>676392424
TITS or GTFO
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