Waifu claiming thread.Claim your waifu and discuss.Miho claimed.Insomnia edition.3
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Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss.
Miho claimed.
>Insomnia edition.3
Shinoa claimed
Syndra claimed
Quick claim of the grapple goddess before I head off to work.
>Fucking hella early edition
>>676317871
Its 5am for me.
>>676317871
Claiming, anybody else drinking?
>>676318066
I got 1 beer left.....
Claimed
>>676317871
>>676318014
2:05 AM here
>>676318066
Too early for me to be drinking anything that isnt tea
>Its 12:04 here
>>676318014
It's 4am for me, I head out soon it's just this is the first time I've seen /waifu/ up so early.
>>676318066
>Czech'd
No drinking unless it's important for me.
>Forgot to mention filenames different on mobile
>>676318234
Lets go find squid girl.
>>676318259
>>676318282
Damn east coast.
Konoe, but I don't have many pics of her on my phone. Help a brother out?
Best girl in the thread again
>>676318482
Totally!
I can teach yall how to lucid dream and be with your waifu if you want.
>>676318671
Please for the love of all imoutos
>>676318482
12:04 as in 24 hour system
>i don't fucking get 12 hour one
so i guess its 12 pm here if i can trust internet
>>676318142
Then drink up friendo, not sure where your at but its 2 am here and alc is the only way for me to sleep well
>>676318282
That makes sense haha
>>676318432
I feel that, I usually try and find some legitimate reason to justify drinking
>>676318734
Yeah 12:00 is noon and 13:00 is 1pm
>>676318894
This soda is fine. I got somewhere to go before i sleep.
Claiming loli waifu
youmu claimed
>>676319070
>I recognize that fuck me
Tsukiko claimed
>>676318894
Drinking Cheerwine, if that counts.
>>676319070
Bears are better.
>>676319202
Oh? :3
>>676319331
I've never heard of that, but I'm sure it counts! What time zone are you in, im in PST so its like 2:20am here
>>676319394
Hey man don't judge me.
>>676318671
Oh Bison, but I already see my waifu 24/7 anyway
>This happens when you play over 13k matches with your waifu
>And when you have a ridiculous love for Street Fighter
>But mainly it's the passion to grow stronger
>You got PSN or the like?
>>676319383
Every loli has different taste
>>676319550
I'm certainly not!
Shiro claimed.
>>676317836
Damn, Syndra, why isn't this v27.0?
Don't tell me you neglected your waifu claiming duties and went to sleep?
>>676319613
Glad to hear it. Also forgot to say, good taste in loli.
>>676318731
The key is meditation. Meditate before you sleep and be very conscious of your body and mind. As you drift asleep you will notice and you will automatically wake up a little. this is normal it's like free falling when you're about to sleep and you're aware of it. but keep doing it and you'l get there eventually. There's an easier way but it's a bit unpredictable, you have to realize you're in a dream while you're dreaming. this is possible and iv'e done it before without trying. Once you're in you can pretty much do anything but world building is hard. and creating characters from scratch is difficult too. you have to meet them somewhere in your dream not just pop them into existence. That's pretty much the basics. If you want an easy meditation practice start with your third eye, take a pen or a pencil and put the sharp end right above your nose and between your eyes but not touching the skin. You will feel pins and needles this is normal it's your third eye. Iv'e had asuka this way and boy was it amazing, i remember everything too. feels baller.
>>676319543
Central Time. Time is 4:25a.m.
>>676319834
Give me a break, i stayed up till 4am and i have shit to do today
>>676319937
Squid girl is only out at night.
>>676319924
Last time I've attempted lucid dreaming I got sleep paralysis lmao. It wasn't anything major thank god.
>>676319606
Yeah but i play sf5 on ps4. I hope you're good because every other juri shitter just trys to zone and pin wheel kick. sf5 is great though iv'e been playing F.A.N,G. and i think juri is going to be DLC.
>>676317640
miku claimed.
>>676319937
Damn, whats got you up so late? Im a night owl myself but I usually get to bed around 3-3:45 cus of school. And I looked up that cheerwine stuff, it looks tasty af
>>676320161
Yup so do I, add my PSN RaiphXIV
>No worries buddy, my love for Juri transcends shit plays
>But seriously I don't zone I'm highly aggressive
>She will be DLC in July, haven't found a main in SFV yet because she was literally all I played
>Would love to spar with a F.A.N.G player
>>676320336
Shit i been up since 2pm yesterday.
>>676319952
What could be so important on this fine second day of Easter?
>>676320082
Don't be a pussy sleep paralysis is nothing unless you're coming out of a nightmare. One time i woke up from a nightmare paralyzed and i guess i was half asleep because the demon chasing me in my dream was right there in my room with me for a good 15 minutes.
>>676320042
Yup, even though I claim Sanae as my waifu. They're extremely cute together!
>>676320336
Sleeping schedule was messed up by work sleep at around 6a.m. Usually I drink it to Cheer myself up. No pun intended.
>>676320648
Was the first time that it happened so I was genuinely scared of why my body wasn't moving. Lasted only a solid minute because I took myself out of it.
>>676320530
Lol, got damn, the only times I stay up for 24hrs straight are when school gets crazy, so you either must be dealing with school stuff, work stuff, or crack stuff. Or your actually an insomniac in which case I feel for ya
>>676320409
o-ok il add you, iv'e never played with someone from 4chan before. I have to warn you though i'm a shitter and im hovering around 1000lp.
>>676320804
I know but 3 is a party.
>tfw you should be sleeping but SS13
>>676319924
i've tried this so many times you have no idea, it never ever works
i can feel my legs going numb, but there's nothing more after that
the only time i've ever been able to lucid dream was for like 5 seconds because i got jumpscared in the dream and woke up
any other advice you could give on the meditating part?
>>676320934
Like i said that's nothing. It's like being loaded up on benzos i actually like it, it's pretty chill. And yes it can be a consequence of lucid dreaming but it's so worth it. All you need is a little meditation.
>>676321064
It's alright mate as far as SFV goes I'm pretty ass too
>SSFIV and SFV are both so different for me
>I'm always looking for new people to practice up with
>Need to be as great as I was when I first played her
Looking forward to the invite.
>At work for the next 12 hours though
>>676321413
>>676317640
Bibi Blocksberg
>>676320804
Haha damn, what do you do for work? Im gonna guess security work? lol I dont even think they have the cheer wine here in cali, kinda jealous
>>676321092
If your waifu is in it I wouldn't mind. Jaja
>>676321229
That sounds like exactly what i went through when i first started doing this. You're a noob, accept that and keep trying. You're on the right path though your limbs are suppose to go numb. And that jump scare is what i was talking about, you just have to do it enough that you push through. The only other advice i can offer you is practice, you're not gonna get it in one night unless you do it accidentally (This happens) and drugs. Weed or ambien will put you to sleep while you meditate and make the transition easier.
>>676321785
4 now we are talking.
>>676321697
Packaging, cleaning, disposal, and make sure product is safe. Hours depend on how much we have, 8-11 hours a day. It's a great drink. I thought they were everywhere.
>>676321413
Ok i added you, iv'e never had someone else to get gud with this is gonna be fun. Who do you play? Must be weird playing the new characters since none of them really play like juri.
>>676321986
You got two waifus?
>>676319613
She tastes like peaches and innocence.
Wait, were you not leading to that?
>>676322352
Nice, I kinda want a night job like that, I always liked the nighttime. And it might be here, but Ive never heard of it so I think its a bit more obscure here. Ill have to keep an eye out for it.
>>676322886
Im not leaving you alone with my waifu. But we can watch ours make out with each other.
Hey this thread is still going strong, nice.
>>676319924
Also thanks for the reply, I've had lucid dreams a couple times before, but not on purpose, I haven't had one in a while, and I kinda want to start properly trying. Might sound really stupid but, how do you meditate? I never really done it before
>>676317640
Erwin claimed
>>676323035
Definitely keep a look out for it, if you do find it I hope you'll like it!! The work is very tiring, but pays alright.
>>676323609
are we talkin bout relaxing night jobs?
claimed
>>676323609
why does her left tit look like its formed with the right one?
I miss my old night security job. Worked that shit for 5 years.
>>676323151
No problem with that.
>>676324012
>tfw you're a NEET but want a job and dont at the same time
>>676323609
Nice, how much do you make? I work at a stadium any time theres an event I get like 12/hr but I only work like 5hrs per time like once or twice a month.
>>676323829
It does kinda look like that, hot nonetheless tho
>>676323210
Read what i wrote, your third eye is really versatile and training it can make you more sensitive to your surroundings and it's a very basic exorcise. If you need more then what i wrote then just lay down try to be in a quiet room. If there is noise it's not a big deal because you're gonna learn to focus and tune out distractions. It sounds really cliche but clear your mind. and by that i mean completely, no thought at all. This is difficult and takes time to master but you can do it. It takes a lot of focus at first but you'l get used to it.
>>676324012
>>676324121
Currently a wage slave. I hate it, shit pay and shit hours i wish i was a NEET like you guys so i could fap to mai waifu all day.
>>676324121
Nigga im 26. I lost my job cause i didn't want to lie to the client about a injury.
>>676324266
i dunno mann
i want money so i can buy more things of my waifu
>>676324434
Any specific things?
>>676324298
I was talking about myself
>>676324479
like... stickers.. mostly stickers..
and figures
i also just want to buy more things.. because im broke, and when you're broke you always want more material things
>>676323697
I wish, my work is constantly moving around and carrying stuff.
>>676323829
Anime logic....
>>676322375
It's pretty rough for me yeah, but I've been using Zangief and Ken in the mean time. Still not feelin that connection though.
>>676324607
I would love to buy anime stuff, but I still live with my parents. Yeah. They don't know I am a weeb and imagine if they walk into my room with a bunch of figures of a 15 year old girl in a swimsuit and posters, ehhhh
>>676324898
i live with my parents aswell, they've just known i've been a fuckkin weirdo
>>676324898
no one needs to know shes 15 besides you anon
>>676325074
You have a point but,
>pic relate
>>676324898
I want a Waifu pillow but my room mates would look at me funny.
Anyone listening to anything?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKIzQXvP8O4
>>676325284
seems ok to me
Hanako claimed.
>>676325284
How much is that?
>>676325462
yeppu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REBFAZSITgk
>>676324898
Same, I could never buy anime shit like figurines and posters. I don't think my parents could bear it
>>676325462
Yeah dude, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9b30XSteDA
>>676325500
Eh, tell that to 50+ year olds that have no idea of what anime is.
TFW when you get distracted by games and forget about this thread
>>676325462
Im just listening to random stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC5MNwA5tdE
>>676325462
Random songs on my playlist.
>>676325559
Not the correct figure but I would assume they are at the same price
>action figure
http://www.amazon.com/Kirino-Kosaka-Figma-Action-Figure/dp/B004INGQXU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AvWV6Mk374
>>676325619
Happens way too many times to me
>>676324745
The giefster is way harder to use in this game but il be damned if i'm not intimidated by everyone i fight. One command grab and like 1/4 of my health is gone. Both the shotos are great i really like them, i used to play E. honda in usf4 but i had to play ryu for a week to get used to the new game. Have you played laura? she's kind of a grappler and is waifu material.
anyone know what happened to that XJ9 guy?
>>676325619
currently playing sf5 and reading the thread between matches. It's super comfy.
>>676325617
>50+ year olds
well when they were our age massive bush and milf was the thing... so oh well
just be you anon, my parents are 60+ and they're open to everything
God damit...... shit is never cheap.
http://www.amazon.com/Girls-Panzer-Kyaragumin-swimsuit-scale/dp/B00HB3W3KY/ref=sr_1_22?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1459161189&sr=1-22&keywords=girls+und+panzer
>>676325462
I'm on 70mg of vyvanse listening to this and loving mai waifu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l5lJDvqWi4
>>676326159
>tfw spend over 100$ on a target for the cumshot shooting range
>>676325818
Would be a shame if I were buy that. Nah, just kidding. How bad do you want it? One is only left.
>>676326108
I mean, I'd love to be able to talk about what I like to my parents, it would be nice to talk about something other than work. But I have no idea how to bring it up.
How do people live with themselves if they have loli waifus? lolis aren't for wifeing you degenerates.
Anybody here have anybody who knows about their waifu's/weabness? As someone whose relatively new to this I don't think I could handle having people know this about me.
>>676326405
I saw his on ebay.
>>676326405
Nah I don't have a paypal anyway, I would love to have a figure of my wife but, I wasn't going to buy it. Only one left huh? Damn.
>>676326551
Assuming Shinobu is your waifu, isn't she like 500 years old or something?
>>676326435
I don't tell my parents shit either, my dad even asked what an anime convention was once and i told him it was japanese cartoons and that was it.
>>676326435
just like, buy some animu stuff and put it in your room, whats the worst that they'll do?
they dont need to know everything about your love or obsession or whatever, just like, do your own thing u know?
>>676326597
Just my friends know I have a waifu. My parents don't know I like anime as far as I know. Brothers Know I watch anime tho
>>676326597
my girlfriend
but just cause she's equally as weeb and she has waifus too
Mother of god
http://www.amazon.com/letterzine-Kyaragumin-Panzer-populated-swimsuit/dp/B00IJZXZLO/ref=sr_1_150?ie=UTF8&qid=1459161719&sr=8-150&keywords=girls+und+panzer
ǝɯnʎ ƃuıɯıɐlɔ uı ƃuıddoɹp
>>676326898
>Girlfriend
>weeb
You are truly blessed
>>676325608
>>676325289
Filthy casuals, i would say more but that sums it up nicely. Casuals.
>>676326663
To be honest, I was contemplating on buying for you. I haven't done a good deed for a while now.
>>676326597
I only have like, 2 close friends, and I 'kinda' bring up anime some times, they know I watch anime, but they don't know what kind, and we joke about hentai or whatever, (of course I deny watching it) but yeah I know what you mean. If it got out I am a siscon that watching incest anime I would actually either move to the outback or an hero.
>>676326978
she has a shit ton of figures n we're going to miku expo in may (LA) together
so, if any of you anons will be there maybe i'll run into you
>>676326970
suısıɐɹ ɹnoʎ ʇɐǝ
>>676326717
We all know that's a stupid loophole.
>yeah lets have sex with a kid but it's cool cause she's totally a grown up in anime years
>>676327076
Unless my weeb friends go too I would never go to a weeb convention. I kinda don't like the idea of telling my mother or father that I am going to one. My mom would probably be fine but my dad would be weird about it.
>>676327102
¿ƃuıop ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ sı ʍoɥ os
suısıɐɹ ʇɐǝ ı llıʍ ɹǝʌǝu
>>676325550
ǝuo ʎdsıɹɔ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʎǝɥ
>>676327128
Hey hey it works doesn't it
>>676327026
You, like, serious?
>>676327062
>outback or an hero
You can move in with me i don't judge.
>>676327128
Only kiss-shot form is not loli. Well teen as well but still Shinobu is just a loli and there is 0 denying it.
>>676326029
probably dead
>>676326790
Nice, I don't think I could tell anyone in my family, everybody loves to pounce on each other. Not in a mean spirited kind of way, but its definitely embarrassing when I fuck up and everybody from the bay area to socal hears about it
>>676326898
Thats sick as fuck, I hope I can meet a girl like that some day
>>676327193
˙ɔᴉsnɯ oʇ ƃuᴉuǝʇsᴉl 'ǝuᴉɟ ƃuᴉop ɯ,ᴉ pu∀
˙ʇᴉɯɯɐp poƃ suᴉsᴉɐɹ ɹnoʎ ʇɐƎ
>>676327192
fuck worrying about other people man, enjoy what you enjoy, if you wanna go to something go.
people are always gonna try to find a way to hate on something anyway, so just enjoy your life.
>>676325924
My buddy claimed Laura as his main waifu as well so I can't, plus I have this weird thing where I can't play any female character... except Juri.
>Only one waifu per laifu
>My passion is teal
Yeah the Gief feels so fun to play, piledriving people is just epic as shit in this game
>>676317640
New Updated 2016 Tor/Deepweb Links! Enjoy!
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>>676327442
*Real
>Juri
>>676327311
i found her on the internet, there is hope, trust
>>676327259
Lucky.
Claimed
>>676327393
finally feeling better?
Claimed
>>676327062
Same here, I have one friend who is fairly into anime and another is kinda so-so about it. But those are the only 2 I could ever let know, all my other not as close friends I would an hero if they knew.
Claimed
>>676327594
Damn it I laughed at this.
>>676327404
I've had that thought before but I always drop it and get spooked that some incident would happen in the future causing me embarrassment. I hate that part about me that I overthink things.
