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Ylyl hardcore edition
>>676295104
DURR PLANT
>>676294472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCZhqdxSo9M
>>676296224
this shit triggers the fuck out of me,
>this card has no color,
>cost 1 red land +4 others
>>676296290
Lost
>>676296211
I kept reading, waiting for something funny to happen. Waste of time.
>>676296575
kek
>>676295908
Holly shit my sides
>>676297195
what the actual fuck
>>676295319
That's pretty kekle man. Lost
>>676294674
goddamn, nothing funnier than idiots and fire
https://youtu.be/IhQaarIvrF4
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>>676297971
5 finger discount, sort of speak.
Elliot Rodger 2.0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dyi1QazKyrE
Fat Felipe
>>676294674
holy fuck, more like this
>>676298097
'MURICA
Makes me proud to be an american
>>676296082
this is why we cant have nice things
>>676295956
Lemow.
>>676297795
FUCK thank you
I had a picture of this guy with wings photoshopped on saved for years and I had no idea where the original came from.
>>676295614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mrzw-INdVc
Chris hansen fanatics will love this.
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>>676297710
what is this meme
What's the hardest thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair
>>676298850
Ted cruz is the zodiac killer
>>676298768
Is that photoshopped? I bet it is with my all seeing eye.
>>676295449
This dog is the new banana
>>676296290
fucking....filename...goddammit
>>676299169
I honestly would rather have it
>>676298931
I swear to god all those tards look the fucking same, i cant tell if its just 1 or many
>>676298171
Lost. Not sure why.
>>676299151
>>676298768
That definitely looks photoshopped, but it has good music that goes with it well.
https://youtu.be/jcjzsnybTSg
>>676297710
this made me giggle
Confirmed everybody here is below 18 after seeing those cancerous maymays.
>>676298564
not as good, but
>tfw your parents are burning trash past the burning shit curfew for wildfire reasons
>THEY LIGHT THE FUCKING MOUNTAIN IN MY BACK YARD ON FIRE
>ANON, HELP US HAND ME THAT BUCKET
>stammer and cant even see it, dad walks by me and picks it up, panicking he motions for me to come outside and help
>dont follow them outside
>tell friend about it on steam, mention im doing absolutely nothing
>hear firetruck rolling up 5 minutes later
I always lose to this
>>676295908
Holy fucking shit I've never lost this hard on a YLYL thread
>>676298036
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>>676299801
my parents got off with claiming that my mom was smoking a cigarette and it magically started a brush fire
the fucking redneck firedepartment bought it and we didnt get fined
>>676295449
I really really like this doggers
>>676299507
THAT DOES NOT LOOK GOOD ANON STOP
>>676299810
fuck you you Randy Bobandy bullshit nigger
>>676299988
You deserve bees on your dick.
>>676299842
Thanks for all the (You)s I guess...
>>676299810
Fuck you, Bobandy.
>>676299988
Luckily I don't give a fuck about animals.
>mfw that triple double tho
>>676299222
Checked
>>676299810
Identifying a Hetero:
Males:
if above 25, they have not gotten laid in quite some time
General ignorance
Mindless personalities that match their monotone "I'm a dude" voices.
A chav, douchebag, or guido. All closet cases.
Avoidance of child support.
Unsafe around little girls.
Finds Dane Cook funny.
Knows endless information about sports, operating machinery, what he did with his 'buddies' last night, etc.
Represses his feelings and compensates by acting like a douche and getting plastered. Insecurity is not pretty my friend.
Roid Rage. (and other kinds of rage)
Has watched Meatspin to the point of being considered gay, but will still deny the fact.
Calls you a faggot because you like to watch Basketball instead of Football, which makes perfect sense.
Extreme levels of Unwarranted Self-Importance
50% of straight male conversation is devoted to Sports (ironic, considering some sports are about big, sweaty men rubbing on each other) 30% is doublespeak, meant to hide their attraction to their fellow "straight" friends (actually that sounds a little homo...), and the other 20% is about their cock (gaydar readings of over 9000). Pie Chart pending.
If all else fails, stick a cock in his ass. If he has an irrational violent response, he's probably a heterosexual.
If he responds favorably: heterosexuality is equally probable.
Jealousy of homosexuals
Will go to any lengths to deny their love for the cock
Females:
Cry a lot
Cannot field-strip an assault rifle
Cannot name more than three Indigo Girls songs
Get almost raped a lot
Pretend to be lesbian in order to garner male attention.
Feminazi
Both:
Have complexes
Unstable when angry, and tend to bitch slap
Pussies
>>676300290
Ultra lost
>>676298761
This made me lose
>>676299507
holy shit where is this
I was travelling all week, so I'm not sure exactly where, but somewhere in Ohio/Minnesota?
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>>676300364
>>>/r/autism
>>676300577
>Cannot field-strip an assault rifle
kek
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>>676298634
I CANT FUCKING HANDLE HOW HARD I JUST LAUGHED. I can't breateXD
>>676299988
THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN.
>>676300229
So you say bees on the dick? Here's some bees on the dick.
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>>676294472 (OP)
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>>676300364
>>>/r/autism
>>676299988
Wow man calm your edge
>>676295390
>underage meme fag detected
>>676301305
They care a little too deeply for goats methinks.
>>676299988
;( aww
>>676295390
kys m8
>>676301176
kek that shop is pretty funny, I lost.
Here's the original, so people can get the joke in context.
>>676301039
>all caps
>XD
>can't spell
>mfw i can't tell if this is bait or underage newfaggotry
>>676301051
Wasn't a story posted about this one
>>676295104
what's with the Islamic State egg?
>>676296290
fuck
>>676300729
*sniffle*
>while crying:M-m-mom!
>she hugs her 28 yo son
>I don't like the people on the Chan!
>mom says:honey I'm sorry.
>as anon goes back to the basement, the mom looks at the bottle of pills on the night stand as a sing tear runs down her face.
>>676300577
>Has watched Meatspin to the point of being considered gay, but will still deny the fact.
Too funny to say, where the fuck did you get that from?
>>676295483
What
>>676296575
Kek'd
>>676301488
Thanks for sharing your wisdom.
>>676301667
Single*
I really, really like this image.
http://meatspin.fr/auto.html
saw this in a cringe thread, pretty funny though XDD
>>676301051
HE LOOKS LIKE RICKY!
>>676301690
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Heterosexual
Thank me later for the hateshit facts.
>>676299257
Actually lost because of you
>>676297195
Please do tell
>>676301682
So I herd u liek islam.
>>676299988
So damn sad
>>676297622
oh the irony
>>676299507
i hope thats food
fucking hate it when a nigger destroys your national monuments just to get a tub
>>676296906
It's an eldrazi, they do what they want
>>676298850
It's not a meme Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer
>>676301305
but it's haram to treat them like pets ;_;
>>676301305
Limecat sees something interesting. You need to join Encyclopedia dramatica now.
>>676301305
Except for dogs because Muslims are fucking inhuman.
>>676300129
Why the fuck is he on that hoverboard though?
>>676303021
>MFW she's so black she's absorbing the light around her
>>676303104
That's literally my cat.
I didn't know he had such a hard life.
>>676303733
Any culture outside of Europe and North America is inhuman.
>>676300577
Part two of Heterosexuals:
Heterosexuals possess the creepy ability to make new people out of nothing, a form of black magic some seek to eradicate while others believe this entitles them to be treated like gods. The process is incredibly disgusting and is akin to something one may have seen in the movie Alien. It should be noted that Mormans and Mexicans are gradually using this ability to populate a second Earth.
Heterosexuals are also known to possess a sonar which allows them to detect homosexuality from a mile away. Although some argue that this is achieved merely by labeling anyone who doesn't talk about their dick at least once every five minutes as gay.
Straighties come in five distinct types: d-bags, secret d-bags, sluts, secret sluts, and Ma-Ti (with the power of androgynous furfaggotry). By their powers combined they are Captain Shitstorm and are single handedly fucking up everything, one holocaust at a time.
>>676296211
This is actually kinda inspirational.
>>676301862
Lost
>>676294472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9ZZgDqzAg
>>676303842
No m8, it's actually photoshopped
>>676305994
Lol I win
>>676306366
No you suck nigger cock.
>>676304311
Well said i too watch Big Bang Theory
Great Sheldon rant kudos
>>676301021
This gets me every time
>>676296082
Lost. Hard.
>>676302666
EL DIABLO
