fluffy abuse thread
>>676292902
It's on like donkey kong.
>>676292902
Reminder that if you like this shit in any way including ironically you should kill yourself immediately. Thanks
*nuuu munsta!* *am nu poopsie babbeh!* *tay way, nu huwt babbeh!*
>>676294516
calm down lord amfaggot this is not the time or the place.
>>676294516
>implying everyone on 4chan shouldn't kill themselves
Hypothesis: Fluffies represent the average democrat voter, that is why it is okay to torture and kill them.
Evidence: Shared attitudes of baseless entitlement, foolishly naive attitudes towards outsiders even when encounters with them often prove fatal, An often times inflated ego that far outstrips their actual capabilities and intelligence, obsession with baser instinctual needs over higher thought, little to no loyal to the in group, inability to function without external guidance and financial support, absolute loyalty to authority behind a thinly concocted veneer of rebellion (for smarties), general cowardice.
>>676295435
dummie hoomin! gib sketties NAO ow smawty gib u fowevah sweepies!
>>676295763
>>676295435
Meh, retarded knows no political inclinations...
BTW how's that idea of allowing open carry during the Republican convention coming along?
>>676297759
swimmingly considering it's not going to happen, how is trying to keep black women from stealing old Bernie's mic going?
good stuff inbound
>>676298412
pls no jellenheimer shit gives me nightmares
i slept with a night light on no joke yesterday
>>676297748
I would around finding mares and just yelling " oogadie boogadie" just to laugh at their retardation before punting the stupid bitch
>>676298599
Here, Lord Knight Quesada of Castille will protect you.
>>676298599
Just for you m8
>>676298069
Oh, that´s a shame... Has anyone told Trump or is he still going through the "fine print" on the proposal?
>>676299361
lol answer the question fag
Whats this? A new fluffy thread?
>>676299080
HIT FUCK GOD DAMN THATS THE EXACT ONE THAT GAVE ME NIGHTMARES JESUS PROTECT ME.
Assist us, O Lord our God; and defend us evermore by the might of Thy holy Cross, in whose honour Thou makest us to rejoice. Through Christ our Lord.
Amen.
>>676298853
save me fam im shitting my pants over here. im in america and not even all my automatic rifles make me feel safer
*help*
>>676299869
Can i make you feel safe?
>>676299869
you'll be fine, jellenheimers only kill fluffies.
>>676299563
>>676300032
oh shit really
but they scare the shit out of me im not triggered by much but i flipped my mouse off my desk when i saw the one with the thing in the dark room.
bruv thanks so much i went and got a bible and a shotgun.
>>676300311
Theres a storm outside, hold me and make me feel safe?
>>676292902
I might draw some oc for this but what would I get?
>>676300311
Yeah, there's no documented evidence of jellenheimers ever hurting a human, they do seem to have almost a ritualistic method of killing fluffies that trespass on jellenheimer pack held lands though, kinda creepy in it's own right.
>>676300591
Gay fur?
>>676300716
nah
>>676300959
Lol
>>676301137
wow, jackass. You're just gonna die.
>>676295763
I don't know why. But I want to kick it in the throat as hard as I possibly can!
>>676300852
Oh lord, that poor fluffy is so fucked in the head by whats happened it went brazillian.
>>676300572 is that thing moving, or am I just tired?
>>676301517
lel
>>676301589
you're just tired, it's a jpeg bud, just don't look directly at it.
>>676300572
ohmigoodness are you a demon it is raining outside my houseand it has been storming for a couple days. who are you.
>>676300007
might make me feel better keep posting
>>676302463
Like this?
>>676302712
Do you like it anon?
>>676292902
How much would you pay for OC?
>>676301589
scares the crap outta me when i look at its eyes i think its looking at me but also from behind me.
gotta check fast
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>>676303818
That was oddly satisfying.
>>676304080
Because Bancho was a dick
sadly that is all that exists of the fluffy runner comic, who knows if it'll continue, booru has been kinda sketchy of late.
>>676304542
fuck off Bancho, you don't get redemption.
>>676302816
>>676302816
good shit will repost later
still on the watch for jellenheimers though
those shoddy bastards are all over my house.
can you hear them
*gon ete u lol*
>>676304656
Oh, well whatever it is it's not a jellenheimer then, those things are dead silent at all times.
>>676304656
Dint worry anon
>>676304802
for real how do i beat them my neet cave is well barricaded and i can last till day time but what is weakness water piss tomatos what
>>676304946
their weakness is that they literally never harm humans, you got some sort of small horse or something? it'll eat that as a distraction. Meanwhile if you've just got small red hairy things in your house with beady black eyes you probably actually have a powrie infestation, which is much worse.
>>676303818
Bancho may have been a dick, but was clever when it mattered until his luck ran out. He was my favorite and I wanted more of his dickishness.
>>676304350
>>676304542
heroic as fuck
need more, will have to lurk future fluff threads
>>676305641
I share your pain my friend, but it's been 8 months since Jberg lasted posted anything fluffy runner related.
>>676305330
the fuck is a powrie never heard of.
they cant get into my room im in basement sealed off completely no ducts or shit. sealed box got guns but small targets i have a printer maybe i could print some fluffy pics to distract when i try to leave or is bad idea
>>676305860
oh yeah as long as your ducts and whatnot are sealed you should be fine, powrie are a variety of knife wielding pixie, also known as a red cap or dunter, they're known for murdering people when caught unawares or in their sleep, then using their blood to dye their caps and bodies (thus the term red cap)
can they cut through glass with knife quietly cuz i got a window and curtains near the ceiling should i bee worried the windows lock by the way.
just kidding about the basement im in a 2 story building and im corner side no ducts for real but bigass windows adn shit ive got a tree next to them. im gonna grab a gun now.
>>676306817
Naw, that's not an issue, some legends say they can chew through anything they can get their mouth around though.
>>676306817
actually, do you live near a church with bells? if you do we can safely rule out the red cap as a problem.
>>676304868
>>676307133
um let me google
yeah their are five churches south of me
and yeah some of the ones a bit farther have bells. but no church is less than a mile and a half away. also i got axe body spray and lighter will help. i got bb guns and knives. how beat powrie
>>676308639
do you have anything made of wrought iron like an old fire poker or frying pan you can swing at it's head? Fairies hate that shit, other than that my advice is, if it gets in, don't run. It's impossible to outrun a powrie.
>>676309088
dafug iron like from the leprechaun movie maybe i have something what is like wrought iron i have two bayonets from ww1 are they wrought iron.
>>676309314
well, according to legend fair folk can't abide the touch of anything made of iron, so jab him in the eye bits with it if he shows up.
how tall are they
and yes they are iron i touched it to a magnet.>>676309521
>>676309766
Accounts vary from small child to short old man, they're kind of tied into the legend of nain rouge and the faer derrig among others.
>>676309521
it may be a steel bayonet also no sleep for me
post more sexy pics they keep me awake.
>>676309766
actually, what continent are you on, the powrie is mostly native to the UK and scotland, nain rouge is america and france, and the faer derrig is ireland
>>676303933
Seriously though where is quesada? he didn't die did he? he just dissapeared... a little help anyone?
>>676299563
Man I preferred the old anime girl shitposter instead of this gay ass shit...
>>676310301
murica im a southerner
also in one on the captchas there was a red dot thing. shits gonna go down.
>>676303818
Great! Thanks
>>676292902
Gay fag
>>676304542
Where the fuck has quesada been? he just dissapeared
>>676310301
how do i kill jellenheimers im pretty sure its them aint no goblins plus i got jesus on my side.