Happy Easter
urrrrgh
lurkin for easter goodness
>>676191128
im trying not to be
i just need to find a bf to confirm things smh
Would've been better if I wasn't last OP, so my descriptions of porn pics kept the thread bumped.
>>676191265
faggots
>>676191402
Sup, freklz?
>>676191402
Do you have a pretty pastel dress for Easter?
>>676191487
Go to a gym locker room and stare at the willies, that will confirm some things.
needs more lopunny
>>676191580
suffering because i am still in texas and we are not leaving fast enough
>>676191735
shut up, snarf
>>676191864
Why the hell are you in Texas in the first place?
>>676191510
some pls pay attention to me
>>676191735
I already stare at willies on the internet fam
>>676191864
Its Easter, you need a pretty dress in pastel blues, yellows, and pinks.
>>676191933
FAMILY VACATION
>>676192111
not for you i don't
>>676192111
i should get one for next easter
>>676192114
>"vacation"
Aren't vacations supposed to be, you know, those things where you go to a nice place for a change?
>>676192046
Okay.
>>676192059
But you can't get propositioned by the willies over the internets.
erectus dominatus
>>676192348
truuuu
>>676192308
yes
i dunno where the signals got crossed that we decided texas was the state to visit
>>676192514
gib horse donger
>>676192552
When I was younger, we went on a "family vacation" to Atlantic City, New Jersey. I'm sure that texas is at least less of a complete shithole than that was.
>>676192272
Never said anything about for me. Sometimes you just dress nice for yourself.
>>676192284
With flowers.
>>676192514
And old men.
>>676193036
But not all old men are good.
>>676192825
God, that drive into Atlantic City is so fucking depressing.
>>676192825
ha ha why even
>>676192114
the worst kind of vacation
Me, Para and maybe one more homo are gonna do a CIV V match later today. Anyone with European timezone who wants an in?
>>676193036
indeed and some matching panties
>>676193196
Yep, we had to go through the rest of new jersey, which was awful, and then the swamps full of wind turbines that surround atlantic city.
>>676193288
I still have no idea. My parents hated it too. Whole goddamn city is full of crackwhores
frosh my friend
I'm a friend of all
You're not my friend
>>676193557
My parents had a timeshare with one of the hotels down there, so we'd go down every once and a while when I was a kid, so they could gamble and we kids could use the pool at the hotel while they were gone. Its so terrible, just a few overly glamored monuments sticking out of the sea of low-income housing that makes up the rest of the "city".
Sup, dom?
>>676194115
sorry for your loss
hi dom
>>676191265
Happy assfucking!
>>676194837
It is no loss, you have yet to get off my trash list so really it's better this way for me
hello
i just woke up
I got bored. I'm back
>>676194837
Hey dude.
>>676195318
Hi Dom
>>676195085
sad
>>676195318
how was your sleep
>>676195492
hiyoyo
soooo nobody up for a CIV V match? brave new world and all come on
hello chickenman
>>676195511
restful, and soon i will play video games. what have YOU been up to
eXistenZ is such a weird fucking movie.
Too bad I can't find any content with crotch rockets. That douchebag bicycle guy rip off can go fuck himself.
>>676195778
i got flu i think, but maybe it's just my allergy
other than that i just wanna play civ all night
>>676195673
>tfw when you looked better in your ex's clothes than she did
>>676195778
Made a monster b-fast this morning, forgot to take a picture
>>676195866
Hey man, bicycles are the best
>>676195778
dom I have a present for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kthtkKM0oQ
>>676196012
she's not my ex she's my sister omg
and this was my dad until he disowned me for using word "autism" as offensive
>>676191265
Happy Easter OP
>>676195965
hey the flu is a free ride to all night civ, i couldn't complain
>>676196012
gonna cry
>>676196067
BOOOM, death. aint never seen vin diesel look so gay-porn-actor
>>676196316
Whoa there, anon. This is a purely homosexual thread.
>>676196012
>>676196367
yes but tuesday i start my new job
starting it with calling in sick would make a bad first impression
brb coffee
>>676196367
Well, the video is over 20 years old
Maybe he was secretly a gay porn actor to fund his Street Sharks hobby
>>676196547
i had to do that my first job. i went in for two days then started throwing up and shit and was out for a week.
>>676196658
now this is a headcanon i can get into
>>676196273
Well, my sister was a fat fuck so nothing fit.
>>676196367
I have failed you
>>676196534
I love it
>>676196547
What's the job if I may be so bold?
>>676196273
frosh is this how u r irl too
>>676196734
well let's say i really cant afford that
i got fired from my last job for calling in sick too often
>>676196855
my sister is pre-surgery trans
>>676196855
administrative transport assistant
office job, i dont know much about my tasks yet
>>676197055
whta do you mean
smoking? kinda
i smoke once in few months or so
>>676196855
Too bad that ones not mine, this is though.
Happy Easter. Just woke too. Out hunting/camping atm had an easter appropriate rabbit Curry for dins last night.
>>676197689
rabbit is delicious
>>676197223
smoking yea
also i like the handwraps of the character
>>676197931
i can't cuz phone so no sound
>>676197999
let me know when you can sound
>>676198088
probably not for a while
>>676196510
Ami doin it rite?
>>676197223
I used to do something like that. It wasn't bad work. I got to drive a forklift a lot. That part was the most fun.
>>676197355
I only have bicycles. Motorcycles are pretty sweet though too
>>676198210
You don't get to see Vin Diesel talk enthusiastically about Street Sharks action figures then.
Sucks to be you.
>>676197810
thanks, i like them too
he's generally got one on his tail, too
(and there's a story to it as well)
>>676198237
Almost
>>676198237
No. go to >>676196271
>>676198327
this is a hole in my life that may never be filled
>>676198569
I'll fill your hole, freklz.
>>676198569
Well, it's one of them at least
>>676196067
That was beautiful.
Any fems here?
>>676198384
I'm all about that handwrap style
i mean my name is bandages
>>676198384
Oh! Look at that! You have some art! I like it. Maybe someday I can get one done
>>676198569
Again with the cute...
>>676198744
That's gay.
>>676198677
Don't suppose you have the Bowser rimming gif anon? I'd contriboot but I'm on my phone
>>676198251
im not gonna forklift driving or anything in the warehouse itself
i just sit in the desk, answer calls, help clients, do computer stuffs
>>676198665
are you the same anon who put me on the trash list
>>676198744
i got plenty of arts
also commissioned some goat ones a while ago, but i learned my lesson that it's not appreciated here
>>676198739
right
>>676198950
>>676198901
Homosexual even
>>676199168
I think the art is neat. Is it expensive? Working at the desk was the hardest part for me. I need to move around all the time.
>>676198638
>>676198665
i hate everything
>>676198744
sry
>>676198982
sh-shush
>>676199217
Thanks
I'm in need of a cute little fem to play with
>>676199168
No
>>676199534
Good
>>676199585
Too bad.
>>676199474
I've only done physical work so far, so this one will be a good change for me
The art is more expensive the better quality you expect
I spent approx. 1000$ on art in total (including gifts for friends), roughly calculated
>>676199585
well there is always... david
>>676199788
Nice dubs and why too bad?
>>676199585
>>676200032
No fems here.
>>676199870
Woah, is this Chloe Price furry cosplay?
Approved.
>>676199534
I'm not complaining. I like cute. We all need more cute
>>676199585
Aren't we all?
>>676199870
I blow all of my cash on bikes and guitar stuff. I guess I'm not getting a portrait anytime soon then!
>>676200032
We're all gross hairy men
>>676200261
that is correct
Hello fellow dogfuckers, I'm feeling generous today.
First one to guess the word I'm thinking about gets a premium gaybeast account.
Hints will be in the pics I'll be posting.
>>676200439
it's the truth
>>676200171
Yeah, I was big fan of Chloe when I played the game
I felt so much compassion and empathy that I really wanted to get a commission like this
>>676200261
guitars and bikes are cool, too
I'm friends with three artists, one of them will draw you a reference sheet for 15$ for very average quality if you're ever interested
>>676200392
nobody cares, leave
Awe even I ain't hairy but I can be gross in a good way
>>676200662
Fine, you don't deserve it anyway.
I don't even know why aren't you shitposting on forums, where you can, you know, use avatars and names without using shitty extensions.
>>676200858
because they all suck ass
>>676200589
Maybe sometime I'll look into it. Thanks!
My butt still hurts
>>676201111
Holy fuck
>>676201190
Stretch it more.
>>676191265
can you please put the word "fur" in your post when you make a new thread so my filter blocks it
thanks
>>676201769
no, because "fur" autosages threads
oh my god fuck this
captcha you are a fucking slut
im leaving
>>676201769
God forbid you have to scroll a few more lines
>>676201190
Have him spit on it next time
Fucking Faggots
>>676201821
and good riddance
>>676201395
>>676201989
but i don't like that
>>676201844
great it even fucks up my ns
it's clearly a sign i should stop posting, ill be back later
>>676202192
Then eat more fiber and don't push so hard. Get a squatty potty
>>676202221
Later Frosh!
>>676201821
this is not true
>>676202406
do not fucking ruin this for me, avery
>>676202454
>>676202664
>>676202349
but i don't like eating
>>676203004
metamucil
"Avery" autosages threads
i wish
>>676203004
>I don't like anything
>>676203633
I like it in the butt
>>676202807
tfw share a waifu with these people
>>676203436
see >>676203583
>>676201395
Do you stretch your butt? Or are you the butt stretcher?
>>676203813
Well, that goes without saying...
Could we get some Irl sissy male pics?
>>676204042
maybe you should choose a less shit waifu then
>>676204378
avery will NEVER post pictures, UGH
>>676204378
Or Webm's
>>676204422
>>676204210
I'm stretching my butt, though lately, its been hard to get alone time.
these wounds they will not heal
>>676204409
no YOURE waifu a shit
>>676204969
Thank's man, any more?
>>676204976
>YOURE
>>676204969
Perfect
>>676204969
photoshop
(pretend im not here)
>>676204786
allo allo
>>676205193
hi
>>676204969
omg
>>676205143
THE JOKE
>>676205160
okay. Was that you?
>>676205390
you're a joke
fear is how I fall
>>676205290
Enjoy your easter?
>>676205613
It's good so far
I feel a little childish since I bring my easter basket out of my closet every year for my mother to fill with candy, but I like candy so I'm not exactly upset by it.
>>676205569
oh. my. god.
>>676205464
yes, i am extremely funny, thank you
>>676205750
>>676205569
>>676205080
>>676204969
>>676204498
>>676204378
Hang yourselves
>>676205754
Funny looking!
>>676205569
tfw dont have that waist
>>676205746
oh my god it's like a stocking for chocolate that's adorable.
>>676205922
Though I'd rather not, I have to go see the fam for Easter. I may or may not be back. Bye
>>676206003
do the exercises!
>>676205569
This is what I need a cute bubble butt
>>676206056
It's great. I've used that same basket since I was tiny. Later I'm going over to my other parent's house to learn to bake bread.
>>676206093
I'm not exactly in top-joke form today
>>676205396
no
i dont show pictures of me in this thread because snarf saves them
>>676205873
>>676205873
>>676205873
>>676206183
which ones? I have a list of shit that I think will help. Want me to tell you them all?
>>676206273
i forgive you
you are still wonderful
>>676206484
Thanks
>>676206310
Smart.
>>676206387
If you want to. I was gonna go but I just do not want to be there.
confusing what is real
>>676200630
Utah?
i am going to bed
work was brutal
very tired
nite all
>>676206273
fresh baked bread is amazing
WHY ARE GROUP PROJECTS STILL A THING IN COLLEGE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>676206618
i do share some of them on kik though
not lewd ones but gives you the idea
bye nef
because you must suffer
>>676206782
>nef leaving
welp now that the best part of the thread is gone I may as well go too
goodnight.
>>676206852
>>676206852
>>676206852
exactly the reason why i didnt become the best student of my highschool
>>676206618
>I was gonna go but I just do not want to be there.
what
also
glute bridges
hip thrusts
squats
plie squats
wall sit
lunges
jumping jacks
crunches
bicycling
leg lifts
kick backs
single leg pushup
heel raises
jump squats
single leg bridges
bicycle kicks
I shouldn't have to suffer, I'm a starshine
>>676206712
Utah sucks.
>>676206872
Crawling in my skin
>>676206872
Save your lewds for the bf
>>676206852
I never understood group projects. I hate them with a passion
>>676207036
I meant I don't want to see my family right now.
That'll do it for legs and butt for sure. Pick like, 4 to do every other day. 4-5 sets of 8-12 reps. It takes time but keep at it
>>676207333
have fun
>>676207583
my bf already has all of my lewds in case he wants to ever blackmail me
>>676207583
i will have the best butt
>>676207590
where do i find people that i can lock up in my basement?
>>676207873
the street
>>676207927
the screaming calms me at night
>>676207757
Well, he loves you so I don't think that should be anything to worry about
>>676207847
I'm sure you will. Just keep at it!
>>676207873
Craigslist
>>676207873
craigslist
>>676200392
Mormons
>>676208258
Oh, and stomach vacuums for toning waist. Anything you know for toning down arms/shoulders/torso? I realized today how broad my shoulders are.
>>676208258
yeah, I love him too
just gotta be realistic man
or cynical
>>676208258
kek samefag
>>676191265
Tits!
http://www.streamboobs.com/hidden_passions/
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, but
>>676208648
Ditch the pushups and don't work arms and back too much. There's really no "toning" per se, you only get slimmer by eating less. Build your muscles up to where you like the size and then start counting calories. /fit/'s sticky is pretty good for diet and exercise info
>>676208718
Haha! Hivemind
Ok, I have to go for real now.
Bye everyone!
>>676209661
snarf