I JUST WANT TO KILL APES. WHAT CAREERS ALLOW YOU TO KILL APES?

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2016-03-27 10:25:41 Post No. 676135384
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 10:25:41 Post No. 676135384 [Report]

I JUST WANT TO KILL APES.

WHAT CAREERS ALLOW YOU TO KILL APES?

>SINGLES:
facebooker, you will never kill apes
>DOUBLES:
you get a job interview for a career in ape slaughter, but there are many applicants and only a few openings
>TRIPLES:
able ape hunter, if you rape the apes after you've beaten them within an inch of their life, you will get an additional week of paid sick time
>QUADS:
human warrior capable of the utmost horrid ape slaughter, you are warlord of all apes, ape corpses rise from their bloody holes and flee when they catch the scent of the one who slaughtered them so horribly before, but they will not get far

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 10:30:49 Post No.676135823
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 10:30:49 Post No.676135823 [Report]

ROLLL

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 10:31:48 Post No.676135904
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>>676135456
>>676135823

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 10:32:37 Post No.676135968
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Police officer

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 10:32:42 Post No.676135978
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you are a fucking ape you retard

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 10:32:52 Post No.676135999
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 10:32:52 Post No.676135999 [Report]

Rallin'

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 10:33:37 Post No.676136061
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>>676135999
OH

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 10:33:53 Post No.676136077
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 10:33:53 Post No.676136077 [Report]

>>676135968
kek

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 10:33:57 Post No.676136088
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 10:33:57 Post No.676136088 [Report]

>>676135999
Whoop whoop got dem trips, apes fall before me.

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 10:34:11 Post No.676136112
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 10:34:11 Post No.676136112 [Report]

>>676136077
>>676136088
ayyyyy

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 10:34:24 Post No.676136126
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 10:34:24 Post No.676136126 [Report]

I want to kill some fucking apes yeah

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 10:34:44 Post No.676136160
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 10:34:44 Post No.676136160 [Report]

>>676135384
a buddy of mine actually killed a monkey once, he was working for a few weeks with a hunting travel company down there, at the end he shot a monkey and had him taxidermied or whatever you people call that.

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 10:34:51 Post No.676136172
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 10:34:51 Post No.676136172 [Report]

Rolling for a worthy cause

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 10:35:57 Post No.676136256
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>>676136160
living the dream

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 10:36:57 Post No.676136325
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 10:36:57 Post No.676136325 [Report]

ROLLIN'

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 10:38:35 Post No.676136438
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>>676135384
>if you rape the apes after you've beaten them within an inch of their life, you will get an additional week of paid sick time

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 10:39:31 Post No.676136512
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 10:39:31 Post No.676136512 [Report]

Rull

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 10:48:19 Post No.676137135
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 10:48:19 Post No.676137135 [Report]

rolll

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 10:48:54 Post No.676137177
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 10:48:54 Post No.676137177 [Report]

Not a ton of apes dead yet.

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 10:53:22 Post No.676137509
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>still no apelord messiah that will purge the Earth of filthy lower primates

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 10:57:44 Post No.676137854
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 10:57:44 Post No.676137854 [Report]

>>676135384
>WHAT CAREERS ALLOW YOU TO KILL APES?
police officer

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 10:58:50 Post No.676137951
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 10:58:50 Post No.676137951 [Report]

>>676137854
Damn....lol

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:04:25 Post No.676138387
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>>676135384
I am the great killer. There can be no greater !... Whoever even thinks about taking my place will be cut into 198 pieces ! And then trampled upon until you can paint the walls with him. If I, Klaus, want the apes to drop dead from the trees...
...the apes will drop dead from the trees. I am the Great Ape Killer ! the forest I walk upon sees me and quakes !

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:07:46 Post No.676138640
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>>676135384

That guy looks seriously distraught.

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:08:35 Post No.676138704
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:08:35 Post No.676138704 [Report]

i like apes but they do taste good

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:08:50 Post No.676138727
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:08:50 Post No.676138727 [Report]

>>676138640
gorillas are so fucking beta

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:10:15 Post No.676138825
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:10:15 Post No.676138825 [Report]

>>676138704
what have apes done for you lately

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:11:39 Post No.676138923
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:11:39 Post No.676138923 [Report]

>>676138704

>they do taste good

That's how AIDS was invented.

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:11:48 Post No.676138935
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:11:48 Post No.676138935 [Report]

rolling to become a new york police officer

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:12:08 Post No.676138964
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:12:08 Post No.676138964 [Report]

>>676135384

I am become death

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:12:24 Post No.676138992
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:12:24 Post No.676138992 [Report]

>>676138964
DESTROYER OF APES

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:13:28 Post No.676139068
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:13:28 Post No.676139068 [Report]

>>676138923
I'm laughing my ass off.

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:14:31 Post No.676139150
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:14:31 Post No.676139150 [Report]

>>676139096
related?

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:14:31 Post No.676139151
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:14:31 Post No.676139151 [Report]

rollll

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:15:58 Post No.676139255
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:18:06 Post No.676139436
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I America they shaved apes and dress them up as humans. They call the republican voter for some reason.

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:19:39 Post No.676139534
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:19:39 Post No.676139534 [Report]

>>676139436
>vote Bernie Sanders to allow these fat hunks of ape shit to continue living off the state and drinking diet soda that will give them cancer you'll pay for

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:24:35 Post No.676139891
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:24:35 Post No.676139891 [Report]

Kill them all

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:24:51 Post No.676139905
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>>676139534

>>vote Bernie Sanders to allow these fat hunks of ape shit to continue living off the state and drinking diet soda that will give them cancer you'll pay for

Damage control.

You know damn well they are white trash rednecks from the South and who those vote for. Muh freedumz, muh gunz.

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:25:42 Post No.676139972
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:25:42 Post No.676139972 [Report]

>>676139905
>they are white trash rednecks from the South and who those vote for. Muh freedumz, muh gunz
I'm sure they're stupid enough to do that, even though it would be against their interests (sitting, eating)

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:35:28 Post No.676140661
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:35:28 Post No.676140661 [Report]

re-roll

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:37:24 Post No.676140793
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>>676137854
underrated post

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:38:21 Post No.676140856
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:38:21 Post No.676140856 [Report]

>>676135384
go

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:38:27 Post No.676140867
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:38:27 Post No.676140867 [Report]

LET'S TALK ABOUT APES BAE BEE
LET'S KILL THEM YOU AND MEE

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:40:40 Post No.676141014
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:40:40 Post No.676141014 [Report]

Just join the army if you wanna kill apes. Of course those apes will try and kill you back.

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:41:31 Post No.676141078
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:41:31 Post No.676141078 [Report]

>>676141014
Which apes? Mudslime apes?
>captcha: eliminate primate

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:42:43 Post No.676141153
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rOLLIN' FOR JESUS

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:43:03 Post No.676141183
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:43:03 Post No.676141183 [Report]

>>676141078
Homo sapiens.

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:46:07 Post No.676141418
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:46:07 Post No.676141418 [Report]

>>676136256
NOOOO It was an Aryan monkey!

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:47:11 Post No.676141497
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:47:11 Post No.676141497 [Report]

>>676141418
oxymoron

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:50:19 Post No.676141704
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:50:19 Post No.676141704 [Report]

>>676141497
haaa... fucking oxymoron >:(

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:53:42 Post No.676141947
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:53:42 Post No.676141947 [Report]

>>676141704
> >:(
save that stuff for when you're facebooking with your mother

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:54:01 Post No.676141978
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:54:01 Post No.676141978 [Report]

>>676139436
>>676139905
nigger detected.

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:55:38 Post No.676142105
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:55:38 Post No.676142105 [Report]

I don't want to kill apes

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:57:31 Post No.676142226
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:57:31 Post No.676142226 [Report]

A career in law enforcement

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:58:20 Post No.676142290
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>>676142105
The fuck?

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 11:58:34 Post No.676142307
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>>676142105
faggot

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 12:02:43 Post No.676142609
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 12:02:43 Post No.676142609 [Report]

>>676142509
I've never seen more off-by-one posts in my life.
Fucking ape mods scripting the posts.

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 12:09:12 Post No.676143092
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 12:09:12 Post No.676143092 [Report]

>>676136438
>rape teh ape
urban redneck detected

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 12:12:53 Post No.676143394
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 12:12:53 Post No.676143394 [Report]

>>676139255
4chan lerker detected

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 12:13:57 Post No.676143467
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Anonymous 2016-03-27 12:13:57 Post No.676143467 [Report]

>>676139972
>Muh freedumz, muh gunz
... and muh bobble

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Anonymous 2016-03-27 12:15:15 Post No.676143571
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>>676141978
niggdetector detected