Haha! Which one?!

>>675806988
well i bet you have enough pics of your mom so...

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>>675806988
Pic related.
My favorite.

>>675807665
ouch

>>675807786
faggot

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He knows how I like it

>>675807952
allah ackbar

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>>675806988
Im a go big or go home kind of guy OP.
>pic related

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hi im op and i like to jack off into a fake butt hole while i watch videos of teenage girls puking into toilets

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Naked girls in these coats.

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mine

>>675807940
"No girls on the www" states that im a man, so yea sure, faggot.

I can't use sex toys because I feel like I'm gonna stab my dick on something on the inside

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>>675809973
>wat

>>675810076
I don't know man, like I'm using a flesh light and there thumbtacks or nails in there. I always think shit like that and it just fucks me up

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>>675810343
I have that fear too. But I always stick my fingers in to check. And on top of that I give it a thorough cleaning before my dick goes in it the first time.

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Pipedream fuck me silly. Only pic i have at the moment.

>>675810637
true but irrational fares are just that. I should get one and get over this

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Does anyone if J-list sends sex toy in plane packaging?

>>675811117
they do

>>675811389
Thanks.

>>675811117
Usually in boxes, planes take up too much space and are expensive

>>675811481
np fam.

>>675809512
Moar

>>675811569
After thinking about what I had said I realized a plane would be too difficult to receive in the mail.

>>675806988
I bought an 8" dildo the other night. I was high and super horny. I used it but then felt guilty so I threw it in the dumpster.

There goes $60.

I have to admit I kinda liked it but it hurt a bit, should've used more lube...

>>675811054
That's a small looking hand.. how old are you sonny?

>>675811786
Why feel guilty? Why throw it away? You couldn't even stand to be around it?

>>675811752
Its easier to download them anyway

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easy

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Got quite a healthy amount of toys stashed.

>>675813499
Any plane forums you'd recommend?

Also nice dubs

>>675811550
Stick yo dick in it

>>675813172
I used to have a dildo and some female underwear hidden deep in my closet. Then one day I tripped acid with a friend and got super ultra paranoid about him finding it (even though he had no reason at all to go in my closet, let alone that deep) and ended up having one of my worst bad trips. I threw it all away the next morning and since then it felt like I had lifted a burden off my shoulders.

Also there's the fact I'm doing NoFap and having a dildo around would just make it harder to stay on track. I love me some anal play but it's gotta stop if I want to ever find a gf.

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Love tenga products, I also have the blowjob suction cup

>>675815575

have you seen stoya's abuse asshole

it looks nothing like that

What are good cheap fleshlights?

I found some on aliexpress but I'm not sure about quality.

>>675813546
give us a tour of the shop then!

>>675807940

I'm a dude who is only attracted to women, but likes to ride a dildo while fucking a girl and/or jack off from time to time because busting a nut while your prostate is getting hit with pressure makes you jizz 10x as hard and feels 10x as good, and I'm actually ok with admitting it because I'm comfortable with my sexuality and not a confused closeted faggot like the guy who makes posts like yours due to being scared of being near anything phallic as it just might make him realize he cannot resist getting gangbanged by a pack of black men any longer.

Any dude who has never came while hitting his prostate is just flat-out missing out on a large amount of physical pleasure, and I know that anyone and everyone else who has experienced it would agree that it's more sad than anything and I actually feel bad for you.

>>675816271
This nigga knows

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>>675816271
I agree with you on the please part, BUT... if you're not a massive faggot then why did you buy a massive cock to put in your ass and not a proper prostate massager?

>>675813546
>''anon youre so cute! I'm really tired but I had a great night. I just wanna wind down...Is your place close by? ;)''

>>675806988
i need to get a sex toy, something like a fleshlight or an artificial pussy of some sort

>>675816670
Not the anon you replied to, but I like the feeling of insertion and stretching more than a prostate massager

>>675816271
only a faggot would write an essay about how he's not a faggot

>>675816795
Amazon has some very good ones under 20 bucks/euro

>>675813546
>a bunch of loli and animu weeabo sex shit
>healthy

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>>675813546
There is nothing healthy about that collection... you're going to die alone, and rightly so!

>>675816670

I'm the anon you're responding to, but I'm not the anon who posted the giant cock dildo.

That said, anything with a curve and/or hook/angled tip will work for hitting the prostate on and off. I bought a dick one awhile ago because it was shaped correctly and was like $12, whereas the ones made for specifically prostate massaging typically range anywhere from $70-$200 for a halfway decent one. Also, the prostate massagers take awhile to learn how to properly use them, and they fall out really easily if youre moving around (i.e. banging your gf) while the toys that have a big flared base and bulbed tip stay in throughout.

If you bought a cock one because you imagine it's a dude's cock pounding your ass though...well... yeah obviously that's pretty gay.

>>675809512
Wow, your grandma is hot

>>675816872

Lol eh it was more stream-of-consciousness writing than anything. Try to see if you can find some hidden christmas presents while you're in there, though.

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Kek peasants

>>675816690
>implying

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>>675806988
Feels just like the real thing, and yes, the mustache makes a difference.

>>675817410
>Dad this is the weirdest chess game I've ever played!
>Stop complaining or I'll make you give me your Bishop again

>>675813546
I feel like crying for you but I am afraid you will jerk off with my tears

>>675817410
>Literally over a thousand dollars worth of dragon cock
>Chastity cages
>Various girths of buttplugs for ''regularity'' sake

Are you a trap or something? Y-you should post links to some videos of you..demonstrating the p-products, y'know? For science only, ofc.

>>675817410
Wow... I mean, i've seen some pathetic shit in my time, but nothing quite like that. You are a fucking loser, and I seriously mean that.

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Mine.
An ex won it at an event we went to and left it at my place.
It's never been used, my ass is virgin.

>>675809162
kek

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ITT people mad about sextoys.
Never change /b

>>675817410
lol cuck

>>675818229

What is that called and where can i buy it and how much does it cost

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>>675813749

Ffs webms take ages

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>>675806988

>>675817410
The gayest thing in that picture is the RAZER PRODUCTS.

>>675809512
You beat me to it anon, I was gonna post your mom too

>>675818526
Is it the small penis that keeps you from approaching women or do you just prefer the toy?

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>>675813546
>Lolinco

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This

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I'm not at home, but this is mine.

>>675820238
More?

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I have a 17 evo soft and Temptation Witch

both are pretty grand. gonna order a Lilith Uterus as well and have been even kicking around the idea of a Puni Ana DX.

I have a few anal toys too.

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>>675820803
Temptation Witch box is much better

this thread is pathetic

>>675819888
Long distance relationship.

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Let me get our collection and take a pic...

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Fun times are had.

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This cunt

>>675821092
oh look it's someone who's been tricked into thinking sex toys are just for women

>>675821176
In other words, she's fucking everyone she meets.

>>675817966
what kind of event gives away dildos as a prize....

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>>675820205
The lolinco is really good. A nightmare to get dry tho.

>>675817410
wtf are those sausage patty looking things

>>675819888
my dick

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>>675821179
We have a magic wand, but the gf must've left it in the bathroom or something.
>too lazy to look

>>675821934
Hardness Test disks, basically allow you to get a feel for how "hard" a given hardness of the silicon is. Useful for determining what hardness to get a toy in. They're not toys though.

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>>675822006
>gf

>>675821601
>>675813546

nice collection you got there anon.

I've been thinking about getting a lolinco virgo or a rina big but I keep hearing about magic eyes toys tearing.

how durable are they in your experience?

>>675822164
It stands for Guy Fieri

>>675822240
hahahaha

>>675809512
Hooooo Fuck i cumm

>>675813546
where's the puni ana?

>>675821176
Well at least you didn't deny the small penis.

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>>675821315

>>675821467
2/10, wouldn't respond again.

>>675821524
Went to a Sexapalooza.

>>675820596
had that one before its shit do yourself a favor and buy a better one. Also you have a small dick because that thing is tiny

>>675823104
I haven't had it for very long but I absolutely agree with you. But it's my first toy so I wasn't sure what to expect.

>>675821467
You got a good point. Those of us who were dumb once in our life and tried the LDR kek

>>675822006
Nice.
What will you get next?
One for her or one for you or one for both?

>>675822266
My toys have all held up quite well only gotten some tearing in my Roa "hard". Will never buy Hard holes again from any maker.

>>675822532
Might go for the Puni Hole SPDX and skip the smaller hip styles

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>>675817410
>Kek peasants

TFW you don't have an XL night drake.

>>675806988
What a fucking asshole...

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that girl,at least she is real + warm

>>675823828
>implying sex toys aren't real

>>675823828
She's also real fat, nigga.

>>675823294
Probably a SheVibe or something, she liked the idea of it.

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>>675806988
Works hands free

>>675807516
/thread

>>675823553
shit yes, tfw can't can't get that in canada when some poor schmuck already for v& for it :(

also tenga brand anything are the superior 'fleshlight' products, cheaper and soo much nicer and easier to clean even
the 3d series is best imo, simple and direct grip through the soft sleeve (not a fan of the eggs, way too small)
the 8-10 or so of the cups are all great, but much better to just go with a fliphole
they're just fucking amazing, the textures inside are better than anyfleshlight or anything, and the soft sides make for a grip that's just blinding

>>675818526
No

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>>675823553
hmm I'm still a bit worried but the Rina Big looks so gud

>>675825130
>tenga

also, if you're worried about importing ask the seller to remove any packaging/loli stuff on the inside.

>>675825130
got*

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>>675825130
This thing feels literally better than sex so I use it only once every few weeks, on nights where my gf isn't up for sex.
This is the Tenga Flip Hole.
Absolutely amazing.

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>>675825613
Damn... You must've had 180 miles of silicone up your anus.

>>675825613
Could have saves a lot of cash. you only have 3 holes..

>>675817605
Wtf is that lololol

>>675826077
saved*

>>675813546
>healthy
You might wanna rethink that statement.

>>675825442
not a fan of tenga? srsly, the red/black/white flipholes are the best products i've ever had, each got me 1-2 years of >daily use(despite their modesty about durability) and more durable than fleshlights in my experience
current have a flight, but i'll be going back to tenga probably next

and yeah, i've read that about the packaging and inside stuff, but i'm not convinced that'll work now that the this type of product line has been flagged and that there's already precedent to v&ing people for it...
i dunno, still thinking about it, and i'm still entirely sure the tenga flipholes will 'feel' better
but that SPDX is just fucking awesome, want muchly

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ShareXL, pure joy and fun.

>>675825782
my nigga,
yes exactly, tho red was my fav i think, black was a close second, and the white was just a little too soft
i'd say spring for a 3d too if you want something not-as-good as the gf, but super simple and instant to clean

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>>675816271
>justifying himself so strongly on the internet
>what is punctuation

>>675817410
is that fade dildo for trade?

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>>675825442
This is how my regular Rina`s inside looks after 30+ uses.
I say go for it man trust your penis!. Avoid getting dry and dont use condoms.

>>675826366
Moar?

>>675815744
Get a Sasha grey mouth or vag. Cheap but high quality

>>675826796
That is probably the most anatomically correct looking one I have ever seen.

>>675807952
Calm down Muhammad