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2016-03-23 19:07:55 Post No. 675482230
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2016-03-23 19:07:55
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Hey /b/ my fucking stupid friend fucked up big time
>be me
>friend asks me if I can drive him to the store
>say okay
>on the way he tells me he is going to rob it and that he will split the cut with me if I agree to drive him back
>he doesn't have a gun or anything, he's just going to grab some cash out of the till and run
>tell him no
>"fine whatever man"
>we drive there
>he goes inside
>suddenly see him rush out of the store with a full cart
>didn't even have time to look at what he had before he runs around the back of the car and starts throwing shit in the trunk
>he slams the trunk shut and jumps in the passenger seat
>"dude what the fu-"
>"JUST FUCKING DRIVE!!!!!!"
>3 employees rush outside
>i peel out
>we get back to my house
>open trunk
>"what the fuck is this dude?"
>fucking. paper. towels.
>literally like 100 of the damn things
>he gives me half of them
>mfw there are literally like 50 stolen paper towel rolls on my kitchen counter right now
>he didn't tell me why he took only paper towels
Wut do /b/ I think my friend might be autismostic
