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I hate very fucking condom. can't find anything bigger than 58mm where I live and I'm too lazy to order them

Durex Natural Feeling

Never broken before and they feel just as real. Sometimes when my gf forgets to take the pill I have no problem using those condoms.

>>675456901
You're not meant to put them on your head.

you're moms pussy

i haven't used a condom ever actually oops
ive also slept with 10 girls and have never gotten myself tested

>>675457523
Which one?

>>675457856
Haha same.. My pullout game weak as fuck too

I use my foreskin as a condom

>>675456787
Totally picked up a pack these the other day, because they were on sale. Can't wait for my sti check up to come back so I can stop using them.

>>675457891
kek

i hate condoms

i'd probably pick Trojan if i was shopping, just because i've used them before

Anyone use a piece of Saran Wrap if they didn't have any rubbers handy?

>>675457891
Well you've only got one seeing as how you're dickless.

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>>675457470
> Admitting to being a nigger.

>>675456787
just fuck ass

>>675457979
same i pull out like last second w

>>675456787
I don't know what condom brand they always use in brothels.

>>675459080
Probably the most generic brand there is.

>>675459080
> Goat stomach.
> Made locally.

>>675459146
Or the cheapest I think

Favorite is probably Trojan Bare Skin. Feels gr8 m8, no b8

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My favorite brand. My girl loves the ribs for her pleasure.

Durex extended pleasure. I come way too early doing it raw. The condom has local anesthetics to numb the nerves on your cocktail so you can go like a rabbit. I go from 5 to 10 minutes to 30 to 45 min.

Sir Richard's.

>>675456787
The purple Durex

>>675459254
As long as it works, I'm fine with it

>>675459254
What country are you from, anon?

>>675459351
Your gf's vagina must look like a battlefield after 45 min of go like a rabbit.

>>675459398
The guy who wrote goat stomach or me, the previous one?

>>675459349
hahahahha

>>675459398
The best and only home of Allah.

>>675459715
Both.

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>>675456787
Haven't had to buy any for over a year, but these were my go to.

>>675459779
I'm from switzerland. Don't know the guy with the goat - propably made a joke or he is from romania.

>>675459955
How's the weather over there today?

> Everybody posts large/XL/can't find a fit.
According to general consensus, everybody on /b/ has at least a 75mm girth and seven inches of length.

>>675460070
cloudy and cold - like always..

>>675456787
Is getting your balls snipped a condom?

>>675460111
Virtually nobody has made reference to size. Maybe you've just been itching to talk about dick length?

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Tried Durex, Skyn, Trojan and some free unbranded ones I got from Boots when i came in my ex and she needed a pill, all of which were shit for hammering pussy. Found some cheap as fuck brand called Pasante, not once have they ripped on me and I love fucking extremely rough.
My pullout game is strong though, so I got that going for me too. They do some really nice lubes too.

>>675458144
OP here,
I just don't trust Trojan, I have only bought a 3 pack to try 1 broke first time,

i dont have sex

>>675460238
Same here in Canada, only we also got some crazy ass powerful wind that'll take you off the ground if you're not careful.

>>675460276
No.

>>675460541
Virgin detected?

>>675456787

i just wrap that hooker's chewing gum around my helmet and go deep.

>>675460414
> In a condom thread.
> Talking about favourites.
> Nothing but large/xl/can't fit.
Go re-read the thread and come back when you know what it is.

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>>675457746
really? am i?

>>675457856
I've slept with 60 and I've never once used them after trying a couple times when I was 14. Never caught anything and only ever knocked one girl up. Fucked up thing was she was the only nigger I fucked. I hit many pussies in my time.

Married now. Wife let's me sleep with my finger on her clit. I hold more pussy over night than you guys have in a lifetime.

>>675460808
That hookers chewing gum may have more herpies than her vag

>>675460561
Where in Canada? Where in the same geographic Latitude I think. I hope you have solid houses, not like the U.S guys lol
The weather changes all few days - its shit.

>>675461088
what's the point of sleeping with your hand on her clit? boob is far more comfortable.

>>675461190
East coast.

>>675461292
Either sounds fine to me.

>>675459868
yeah these are the best

>>675460883
kek

>>675456787
fucking nigger use a condom and stop overpopulating my country with niglets.

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For the best feel

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>>675459868
those are the one I try to get when available, otherwise pic related

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I found out be experience, most brands that promote that they are xxl and extra thick are just jews that add 1-2 mm in width which for some reason makes it xxl.

It's branding, oh anon you use trojans? your dick must be so big etc.

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I DON'T LIKE CONDOMS!!!! I LIKE EATING PUSSY!!!!!

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>>675456787

>>675463401
Tried these once
>Same size as UK medium durex

>>675456787
I don' use 'em. No one has ever actually gotten HIV from sex. Fact. AIDS is all a big lie!
Although there are std'sI!

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>>675464447
How is the offer of a free hand job, not bait?

>>675456787
>current year
>wearing condoms

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Idk why so little fucks are given about RISUG. Aside from protecting you against STDs, it literally has everything you could want out of a contraceptive

Yet no one even gives a shit about it.

>>675464923
Only 3 per box? How much do they cost?

>>675465221
Don't most condoms come in packs of 3?

>>675465424
No. I've seen packs of twelve kicking around the stores here as well as "variety packs" which come in tins. Don't know how good they are though. Seems kind of sketchy buying them in big packs like that.....

>>675465221
In Serbia Masculan is ~160 DIN, that is like 1.3 EUR.
And Durex, 3 condoms in box ls ~350/380 DIN, that is more about 3 EUR

>>675465424
I've never seen a 3-pack in Australia.

6 minimum, but usually in 12's or 24 packs.

>>675465843
What's that in Canadian dollars?

>>675457470
I use the same. That must be quite tight on you. You should try TheyFit or MySize

>>675465928
1 EUR = 0.6 canadian $

>>675465843
man, fuck Serbia

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>>675466176
i'll cry now :(

>>675458422
Dude ive used fuckin ho ho wrappers from 7 eleven.
Mcguyver that shit.Hotel?Use plastic from the cups whatever...

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meh

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>>675464769

>>675466385
A word of advice: Don't ever use a plastic Ziploc sandwich bag. It sticks to your dick something fierce.

>>675458422
Lol! Yes when i was 15 or 16. We used that a few times. Its sketchy as fuck. Thought of using a ziplock bag to but the corners probably would have cut her.

>>675467359
What's worse is that you can't feel a thing.

>>675466687
>rfsu
en slak ballong är bekvämare än den skiten

>>675464785
Cause people don't want needles in the ballsack.

>>675467850
Norweigan?

I thought Trojans were the best.

>>675456787
>We all hate using condoms
It's simple, just fuck girls who are too young to get pregnant.

Trojan magnum ecstasy. All other brands are to tight.

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Or fuck a porn star......

>>675459351
you must be uncut

>>675456787
Vasectomy is the best condom

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>>675468359

>>675456787
nigger babies flavour

>>675468238
nah, swecuck

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>>675469585
Greetings from Canada. How's it going, eh?

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This all day long

>>675456787
I like Lifestyle ES2 the best, because they're thin and they don't smell that bad. Since I caught something the last time I fucked with a chick from Lithuania bareback, I have to use condoms. Still not sure what it is. This sucks. But before that almost 50 chicks without, it's a risky game..

I love One. They fit on tightly but not too tight and have some great flavors and have cool packaging.

>>675469714
What exactly did you catch?

>>675456787
Heres my first honest non toll post. Natural Lamb condoms all the way guys. Feels like literally no condom at all. Same pregnancy protection but no std protection. Still, No pregnancy, feels like absolutely no condom. Natural Lamb all the way fags. Other Natural Lamb fags chime in here. Honestly best condom made on earth.

Crown master race

>>675460462
Pasante are fucking shit. They are usually the manufacturer that makes unbranded or super market own-brand condoms and they fucking suck.

The imaginary kind.

Never not Skyn.

I have a pregnant girlfriend, so no condom for me
Pregnant girls are really annoying

serious question? Why do you wear condoms?
Ive never wore one, even with one night stand girls.

>>675470078
I have no stake in yalls condom choices, Its not like I'm a condom advertiser. Have my best advice ever. Natural Lamb condoms. Made from Lamb intestine. Literally feels like no condom. Same Pregnancy protection. No std protection but full Preg Protection. Honestly feels like no condom at all. Try em fags. You will never go back.

>not giving false names and going to far areas and fucking a bitch raw, knocking her up and fleeing
>not following natural male instinct to plant your seed
No wonder this generation is full of beta pussies

>>675469908
I think it's kind of yeast infection or something, not sure. I'll have to go see a doctor..

>>675470514
Go check yourself at a clinic.

>>675470514
Because the phenomenon of girls trying to trap guys and get free money just for having children is a real thing, and can be costly as fuck.

>>675470514
The B.C. pill made my girlfriend chubby and killed her sex drive. So I said fuck it, quit taking the pill and ill use condoms. Then I found Natural Lamb. Honestly feels like no condom at all. They're not rubber, theyre made from lamb intestine. Full Preg. protection, no std protection. Best condom on earth.

>>675470668
Good idea.

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These babies work wonders. Honestly had one of the best orgasms of my life with these