Ok, guys.You need to do commercial with Kianu.What do you want to advertise?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Ok, guys.
You need to do commercial with Kianu.
What do you want to advertise?
Damn, I hate seeing pics of him sad ever since I learned more about the shit he's gone through in his life.
homicide
>>675443215
what is it?
>>675442878
Scat play casting.
>>675443376
His girlfriend shit out a dead baby and then died in a car penetration.
a suicide hotline
>life isnt so bad.... or maybe it is,, whatever..
>>675442878
The fact he's dating a transsexual.
He belongs on /b/.
>>675443449
holy shit I think I have a pic of right after that
>>675442878
The value of spelling, especially for idiots who start shit threads.
I don't know... A non sequential cologne commercial? I never understand those anyway so why not?
>>675443600
This
>>675443532
*citation needed
>>675443376
Him and his girlfriend's child was stillborn, then his girlfriend died later, then his daughter died over a year later.
Dude has all this money and fame but is pretty much too numb to really live in the moment and enjoy it.
>>675443532
>[citation needed]
>>675443532
lol no he's not
>>675442878
Custom leather fedoras.
have to admit i fucking love keanu, motherfucker seems chill as fuck. if he advertised sandwiches you know those motherfuckers are going to be legit.
>>675444172
>dieded
>>675443600
>tips fedora.
Man, I don't give a fuck about spelling his surname.
I don't even from English-speaking country.
_Your-OP_
>>675444172
>dieded
kek
>>675444378
>surname
Just stop.
>>675443741
He's also a terrible actor.
>>675442878
Suicide
>>675442878
>his smile and optimism, gone
rip keanooooooo~
>>675443703
>>675443784
>>675443887
http://www.classicalite.com/articles/25839/20150726/keanu-reeves-dating-news-girlfriend-jamie-clayton-john-wick-2.htm
>>675442878
left over bullets from the matrix
>>675446161
fuck man please let this be a fucking rumor
>>675446161
Huh. Ok then. Actually that's cool though. Keanu honestly doesn't give a fuck and why should be.
>>675446072
This one is fucking kek
>>675446549
After looking at "her" pictures I'm gonna retract my statement. He could at least choose a hot one. In all truth it's probably Hollywood bs though. Anytime 2 people hang out the tabloids decide they're getting married.
Anti depressants
>>675444378
Fucking idiot.
Funerals
Cold medication
Acting lessons
Security system
>>675447638
not a beamer
>>675447882
niggers, doesn't matter
Definitely not hygiene products if the success of the product influences my cash revenue. I guess I'd advertise a charity with him.
I don't know but one where I can at least straddle him [spoiler];-;[/spoiler]
>>675446072
winner
>>675444172
Hahahahahah... Oh god I can't stop laughing
