LGBT nazis made a survey for my school. Do your worst. https://docs.google.com/f
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
LGBT nazis made a survey for my school. Do your worst.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1CVyMm74UunKme8CLYK23nd5Q-XBdeZsZLYTZoDbJ29I/viewform
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>>675419989
Yee back at it agin boiz
Bump for more wins
>>675419545
>if you go to /viewanalytics on the form, you can request to see the results. I don't have the balls, but you might...
Https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1CVyMm74UunKme8CLYK23nd5Q-XBdeZsZLYTZoDbJ29I/viewanalytics
I put cunt for every answer kek
>obligatory
>>675420427
Holy fuck, it's so simple, yet the keks won't stop
>>675420554
Ha ha, excellent.
>>675419989
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
>>675420554
Top kek
>>675420806
>OG Belland n the backstreet knobs
>>675420806
As a britbong I enjoyed this
>>675420806
Holy fuck
>>675420958
>fucking kek'd
Goddamn anon, you've got a gift
>>675421357
kekmao
>>675421519
fucking kek
>>675419989
>tbh fam
Obligatory
Der go.
Cmon pls have keks
>>675421526
Kek
>pure cancer
I'm so good at screenshots
>>675419989
Praise the lord this thread is back
>>675422077
Brother youve been witnessed
>>675422127
hot
>>675422227
Nice quads
>>675420639
>the thrusting
DONE AS FUCK
>>675419989
OP is a fag, a massive big fag and not because he hates LGBT, everyone hates LGBT nazi's
>>675422240
Nice trips m8
>>675419989
>dat pierced condom
>use this
>lost
>>675419989
Check your classification
what the fuck? hahahah
this thread is a win
>revision
>>675421357
top of the kek
>>675422077
Czeched
>>675419989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZmZ1Z9o73E
Made my voice heard.
If you can find the physical form ,get another paper and tape it on there saying OP is a fag
>>675423038
the ending is great :')
>>675421206
kek
>A dolphin
>Breathe under water
>eEeEeEeEeEeEeEeE
>>675423114
hot
So triggered.
>>675423196
>:')
back to facebook
>>675421108
cancer
>>675422077
czeched
>>675423155
you mean print it out, dumbass?
>>675422077
Nice dubs. My brother.
>>675420919
Damn near died
>>675423457
+1 for 'sneaky beaky'
>>675419989
"education" what the fuck
>>675422822
Based fucking answer
>>675421357
MY BRAIN
>>675422955
I'm a fucking faggot, but hate these people. What they're doing with the term queer is similar to what the blacks did with the word nigger and it fucking annoys the shit out of me since they act so oppressed
Does this shit record my email also becuase I might be screwed
>>675423899
Ohhhhh noooo, anon, look out! Those SJWs might get you!
>>675423899
you dont enter in any e-mail you faggot.
>>675423984
if you're logged into your google account I think he means, since its a google service
>>675423899
Yeah it does, don't you have a fake email?
>>675423965
Nah man just worried cuz the shit I entered sounds like it would start the stonewall riots again
>>675423899
Stress less princess, power in numbers, strength through unity, they may have our emails but we have the keks
>>675424063
its okay mang, it may just be a finer point in a network of shit.
>>675423899
Yup you're fucked. The gays are cumming for you
>>675424106
second question fail,
Ayyyy lmao
>>675424195
kek
Identify as: lil wayne
mean for you: controlling the rap game
empowering: nignog lyrics
>>675423911
+1 internets for you sir
Im a hole
>>675423411
You're the cancer you whiny little faggot. Shut the fuck up and post something worthwhile you maggot dog cunt, or get the fuck out
>>675423911
>How to take a screenshot
>kek
Bruh
>>675420975
Kek
>>675419989
I sorta took it seriously. I wanted them to actually see this.
Also, took the screencap before I added my email address. Not gonna deal with 4chan randos.
>>675424246
How so?
>>675420393
someone do this please
I honestly don't know what got into me.
>>675424501
at least he did that, and didn't take the photo with a potato phone
>>675424593
kill yourself
>too gay
>>675419989
Don't care about the survey... All you're doing is making them look victimized fucking idiots.
But that picture. I read the whole thing before I realized the joke holy shit that's fucking great lol
>>675423246
>bananas-kin
kek
>>675424668
I think that, given some acme treatments, proper hygiene skills, weight loss, and a good hair cut, this dude could turn his shit around.
>>675424668
nothx
>>675422005
.25 keks
>>675424600
eurofag here, i got the balls for this shit
>>675424697
Love how the brand of condom is spot-on
>>675424877
All i ever wanted ...
>witnessed
>>675424776
Holy fucking KEK
>>675424894
thx anon, please screenshot if they give you access
>>675424697
wow, you're new.
>>675420806
look at all that red
>>675425005
will screencap everything, or at least i'll try since you fucked up people probably sent like 200 of these
>>675421357
Holy fuck my sides are done
Well second thread was gold, first thread was platinum ... Sadly there will be no need for a bronze medalist tonight, gg guys, thnx for teh lolz
>>675424485
Are your knickers in a knot?
>>675419989
done, so empowered right now
WOW
*adjusts problem glasses*
SERIOUSLY?
*sips pumpkin spice latte*
I CAN'T EVEN
*takes out student loan*
I JUST CANT
*uses loan to donate to bernie sanders*
I CANT EVEN, LIKE
*occupies wall street*
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
*downvotes*
LIKE
*violently protests peacefully*
SERIOUSLY?
*preps the bull*
I MEAN COME ON
*phone banks*
JUST, LIKE, SERIOUSLY?
*blocks traffic*
LIKE, I CANT
*welcomes refugees*
I CANT EVEN, LIKE
*takes hormonal supplements*
UGH
*apologizes for being white*
CAN YOU NOT
*does research*
LIKE
*attends BLM rally*
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
*self flagellates*
YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
My last one fam
>>675419989
MAKE
>hermaphrodite
>>675422227
Based Ceaser.
>>675422453
thats not a quad.
>>675425453
Kek
>>675419989
Just ruined the condom. Nice one.
>>675421108
> VTOL
> Vertical Take Off and Landing
> Implying that Attack Helicopters aren't VTOL craft
You don't actually identify as an attack helicopter. Our sexual identity isn't your internet fame, faggot.
>>675425526
there's four.
four is a quad.
five is a quint.
and three is a triple.
what the fuck, are you retarded?
>>675422576
> destroyer of world, destroyer of sides
In this whole thread so far, I haven't seen one person claim they are Ammosexual... What a fucking waste.
>>675425653
No ... You're the one with the shit for brains, all dubs, trips, quads n quints must be at the end of the post number .... Eg
675427777
Is a nice set of holy quads .... You gaylord
>>675425653
No, the last number wasn't identical. For retards who care about post numbers, it starts with the last number going left.
OP is just mad because he cant embrace our culture's progress and decide for himself what and who he wants to be.
>>675425653
you must be new.
>>675425729
Quit crying and make one, faggot
>>675425729
well how about you create something instead of whining about /b/ not creating enought you lazy queer
>>675425877
Because, I tend to lurk not participate in stupid shit. Just because I like to watch retards in car accidents doesn't mean I want to participate, angry little faggot.
Identify as agist
It means I love lolis
People think I'm crazy to love cartoon lolis, but I don't care, I'm beautiful.. Etc..
>>675422648
welcome to 4chan, here is your complimentary copy of daisy destruction.
>>675425948
then go watch tv you lazy queer
>>675426073
No.
DEUS VULT FAGGOTS
>>675425948
different guy here, but honestly you're contributing to the whole reason that /b/ is shit. Nobody fucking does anything anymore, so everything is just fucking lazy. You won't even trigger some faggots for the lulz, i mean thats really fucking lazy.
>>675425948
If you're not going to participate don't bitch about other people not doing the exact things your dumbass wants
>>675419989
I went for something classy OP. I didn't just post garbage. I literally posted the most shameful part of my life to be a bummer.
>>675419989
>>675426180
Do you still believe that /b/ and fortune do that? It doesn't and hasn't for a long time. It's just an echo chamber for people to spout things that they can't in other PC environments. Rarely are things new, and it's even rarer for those new things to come from /b/.
>>675426203
> Don't have opinions.
I didn't bitch about it. I said it was disappointing. You could have easily ignored the comment without the fannyflustering, faggot.
>>675426053
nice
>>675426325
>SAVE ME
>>675426325
Top kek /b/rother
>>675422795
kekkle
>>675426174
>Windows 10
How's the botnet treating ya?
>>675425873
I keked hard.
>>675426174
Topkek
What does it mean to be a queer?
Being queer is like being the referee at a soccer game. They often get called gay, but they're not really gay, they're just retarded
Haven't seen a Rick roll yet
>Tumblr in a nutshell
>>675426291
...
>Works of fiction.
>praying this is a work of fiction.
>>675425948
Def newfag.
>lurkmoar
>>675426390
>watch your gay alphabet phobia you shitlord
lol
>>675419989
isn't there a hole in the condom cuz of the fuking thumbtack ?
At Image Limit
>>675426869
> I know, I'll call him the standard insult. That will break his spirit for sure.
Keep tryin' Princess.
>>675426842
Hey, life happens. Honestly I don't get bothered by thinking about it, but I still have an aggression towards other homosexuals. But hey, I posted it because it was true so it would guilt those faglords, not to be a mere troll.
>>675421526
im doing the same. but with woof
>>675426460
well of course its rare, and its been for a long time. But it's because people like that guy i responded to (presumably you) are fucking lazy.
It really was better back in 2006. But maybe it's just Harry Potter sydrome- fags who read the books when they came out tend to like those books more than the people who came in afterward.
>>675426791
can poo grow tab? Explain
>>675426894
simple logic
>>675427089
It's meant as constructive criticism, Dick.
>It's time to stop posting
>>675427099
Check'd the worlds darkest dubs
>>675427140
Sorry didn't notice my tabs were included in the screenshot. I have a poo and it's growing. Not much to it.
>>675426791
W-what the fuck?
New thread OP?
>>675426979
love it
Lesbian Gay Bi Trans Queerfag...
what does IA+ mean?
>>675427430
gogogo
>>675427345
>>675422165
Kek
>>675425100
2007 is new? I guess by some peoples standards.
Kill yourself.
>>675427498
In Asshole +
>>675427498
Intersex, Asexual, and + means "everything else".
Now it's technically
>LGBTQIAP+
where P stood for Pansexual.
>>675427498
Immunodeficiency AIDS Positive.
I took your quiz and answered honestly. Thank you to he who provided it.
>>675426460
>s.
>I didn't bitch about it. I said it was disappointing.
My point exactly. You refuse to participate, yet you get disappointed that nobody else can read your mind. That's pure laziness.
>>675427698
> Refuse to participate
> Participated through commentary.
Get your shit together, you're contradicting yourself, retard.
Image limit reached...
1 Apache Helicopter
2 To go against nature and enjoy not propagating the species
3 I experience pleasure when someone loads explosive ordinance into my launcher tube. It's empowering for me, as i can now murder the fuck out of faggots. It's disempowering for any who would go against my will as I will blow the ever loving fuck out of those faggots
>>675423938
Beautiful
>>675422517
>"LIKE AN ASSHOLE"
>>675426033
>implying you have even seen it
>>675427778
Ok, retard. Commentary and actually participating in the survey are totally different. You can talk about getting laid all you want, if you don't actually fuck a chick you are still a whiny virgin
holy fuck we spammed the shit out of this thread.
can someone tell me what's the limit on all of these numbers in the bottom right? images, posters etc
>>675427956
So, I have to participate only in survey. I can't participate in the thread? Then don't make it a thread where anyone can participate. It's fucking simple.
If you're not here for commentary, post it somewhere where commentary cannot be posted. Fuck, it's like anti-SJW's complaining about safe-spaces while only posting in their own ASJW safe-space.
I'd highly suggest getting your head and your ass wired together properly. You talk all retarded, and your shit is fucked up.
>>675421312
i appreciated this
btw lads, nothing is preventing you from pasting, say, the iliad into these boxes...
http://classics.mit.edu/Homer/iliad.html
>>675428138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM5W7Xn7FiA
>>675429079
Apparently there is
>>675421519
the Q in LGBTQIA+ saying "LGBTQIA+ or queer" is redundant, educate yourself ffs
When universe was still young and there were still only 13 of us, the ancient beings traveling through galaxies, we came across very odd triangle-shaped "solar" system and landed on a young planet almost only inhabited by dick-sucking blobs made of flesh. They got a pair of eyes and big cum-dripping cocks in front of their faces instead of noses. Below their "noses" there was ball-sack with vertically-opening mount. We tried to communicate, but in return we were able to hear only a few sounds coming from their odd-looking mounts. If I should describe it in earthling-like language phonetically it would be something like that: first goes "i" then goes "eaaam" together with long "aaaa" and last we managed to understand was "quueeeeerrrr". Then we had to run from the planet, because inhabitants became very aggressive and tried to rape us with their cocks in our assess and other in the same moment put their noses in our mount and the rest sucking on our cocks. That night we lost Billy. We found out that if you are raped by those creatures you become a dick-devouring vampire yourself. We qualified those creatures as parasites and named them after the last sound they make: "Quer" and agreed to never visit planet "Querth" again. Then we landed on your planet and since then we have been helping your civilizations to rise, develop and fall if it is inevitable. We serve you with our experience and knowledge, but if you got queer-problem you should eliminate source of "queerines" otherwise you are doomed. If you choose to do nothing or worse: to accept your fate (accept queers) we will be forced to leave this place and find another planet and this time we would know what to do to avoid similar situation you got now. Never forget Billy and his sacrifice!
>>675421206
Pray to mecha ahaha
