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Sitting in an airport, trips decide what I do?
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Sitting in an airport, trips decide what I do?
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>>675297228
stand up
hold pen up in air
Scream Allah Ackbar
click pen
look at pen with surprised look
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say allahu akbar
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commit suicide in public.

stream it
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Do a Brussels faggot
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>>675298331
almost anon, almost...
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>>675298331
annnnnd it begins huehue
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>>675298331
FUCK YEAH REROLL
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Scream Allahu Akbar
Anything other then that makes you a faggot OP
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>>675298331
re-roll
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don't reroll for that faggot, you're all gonna get me fucked
>>675298331
>>675298540
>>675298554
>>675298605
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just jump up on the seat and pull down your pants start masturbating and scream allahu akbar while jerking off
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strange affinity to allahu akbar ITT
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>>675298725
Do any thing in an airport your fucked anway.. now do a Brussels precious.
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Mushroom stamp strangers until you end up in prison
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If a dog comes up and sits next to you, beware. You may have been visited by a drug sniffing dog.
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scream alahu akbar and imediately say its just a prank bro
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>>675298331
Imagine this thread before the attack, that would be hilarious.
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>>675297467
This
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alright fuckers, my boarding has started
gonna come back in 4 hours, will stay 4 more hours at the airport got a connecting one later.
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Start much room stamping everyone
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>>675298331
rolling
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>>675298331
rolling
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Start mushroom stamping everyone!
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The bomb has been planted!
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>>675297228
scream "derka derka mohammed jihad"
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>>675297467
This
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Scream "Allahu Akbar!!"

Record and post it.

Don't be a faggot this day, OP.
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>>675297228
run threw the terminal screaming like a little girl "ITS A BOMB WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE"
just claim it was a panic attack brought on by the Brussels bomb
you won't get into trouble
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Run around screaming fire
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>>675298331
Rill
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>>675299426
rolling for this!
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>>675298331
555 get
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>>675299555
oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet
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>>675299555
YOU WASTED IT YOU FUCK
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>>675299555
Jizz
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>>675298658
Forty Keks
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Fap an shout Ka -Booom on cumming
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>>675297228
Do nothing
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>>675297467
Would like to see this
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>>675299596
>>675299634
>>675299654
what was it
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>>675297467
Rolling for this
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>>675300177
fuckin first time I get trips, and it was an /thread reply because op got on his flight. deleted out of shame, and guilt.
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Take pants down and jerk off
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>>675300177
cp
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>>675300378
Go back to plebbit
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take a goofy selfie
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>>675298331
Roll
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>>675297467
high energy roll
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>>675298331
Rolling 4 dis m8
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>>675297228
Buy a new plane ticket to my town and pee in my butt
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>>675300774
Shit
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>>675297467
roll
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here come the winrar
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>>675297467
Rolling for this
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start fapping
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kill yourself
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>>675300899
OH EM GEE MY FURST DUBS :D :D :D TOP LEL
LE I WIN
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>>675297467
Thissss
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>>675297467
Reroll
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>>675300967
go
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>>675297467
rewll
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At the nearest help desk enquire about speedy booking
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>>675298331
Rawl
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Run towards restroom very conspicuously, bumping people, grabbing your torso and yelling for people to get out of the way because you have a "bomb" you need to drop.
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>>675297467
roll
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>>675297467
this please
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Fap to snek porn
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>>675297467
rllle
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Go through an alarmed door
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YELL "THERE'S A BOMB IN HERE!!!"
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>>675301061
kek.rolling for this
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Shit on the floor
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>>675301106
trips got
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Helicopter your dick and sing I'm a little teapot at the same time.
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>>675297228
Scream "Alahu akbar and toss your bag to security" Do it faggot
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>>675297467
rolling for you
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>>675297467
go pen
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>>675297467
Oh trips God please, rolling
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leave the airport
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>>675297467
please
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>>675301197

Rolling for this
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My vote is in with Alahu Akbar
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>>675301306
Holy shit this.

Come on OP be the absolute madman you know you are and leave the airport like a fucking boss.
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>>675297467
Rolling for this
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>>675297467
llor
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Download and blast the song "Abu Yaseer - Clashing of Swords" from your phone then walk around exclaiming the word "BOOM" every 2 seconds
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drop your pants and scream allahu ackbar
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Scream ''Undertale is the best game ever made and if you disagree than you're a bigot''
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>>675297228
vivaaerobus
fuking pleb
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>>675297467
Please trips dad
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Walk up to a random nigger and punch him in the face. Then, stand on a chair and yell "Donald Trump for President!"
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>>675301620
no son
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this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvptbpsAApU
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>>675297467
This obviously
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sit quietly and wait for your plane.
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>>675301667
FUCK
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Do nothing , grab a coffee , chill out .

But if u see a paki with a rucksack , fucking run....
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sit there calmly and dont be a faggot
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>>675301734
haha stupid nig
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>>675297467
Kek. Roll
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>>675297467
This.

And then search in your pocket/bag the potential real detonator, waiting to get shot.
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>>675301061
Also film it.
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>>675297467
Reroll
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trips?
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>>675301061
This so hard
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>>675301899
Checked
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Behead nearest infidel
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eat some cucumbers
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>>675297467
rolling on this
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>>675297467
Rolling
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>>675297467
ROLL
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>>675297467
This
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>>675297467
ROLLION
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>>675297467
looking forward to 111
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>>675297467
roll
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STAND UP AND SHOUT TRUMP 2016!!
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>>675297467
OP better delivar
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>>675302092
ROLA
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>>675297467
do it
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Leave the airport and go back home.
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>>675297467
do it
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>>675297467
reroll
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>>675297467
Do this and yell "Made in fucking China piece of shit"
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>>675297467
rawl
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>>675297467
This is how you do it
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>>675302217
Reroll
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>>675297467
rool
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Scream ' allah is all of our saviors' then run out the nearest exit
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SCREAM BOMB AND THEN HIT THE GROUND
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>>675297467
You can do dis
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>>675302315
RR!
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>>675297467
fuck we need more people in here
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>>675302332
god damit
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>>675302217
Rollan
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>>675302332
SO FUCKING CLOSE AGAIN
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>>675297467
do it
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>>675297467
maybe now?
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scream allah
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>>675297467
rolllll
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>>675297228
Kill the nearest muslim.
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>>675297467
Rollerino
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>>675297467
This
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>>675297467
Now
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WALK UP TO THE NEXT MUSLIM YOU SEE AND SAY "IT'S TIME MY BROTHER" THEN HAND HIM A BAG
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trips now?
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Ask a security guard the time when it hits 9:11
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>>675297467
Roll #2
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Jerk off behind an unsuspecting girl
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>>675302217
Roll
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>>675297467
after you do that just walk slowly backwards
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>>675297467
rerolling for this
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Post tits
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>>675297467
Roll #3 check my 6s
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>>675302608
reroll
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>>675297228
Next sand nigger you see scream "SUICIDE BOMBER! " as loud as you can and run like fuck!
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>>675297467
Roll
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>>675297228
lolololol
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>>675302217
>inb4 satan trips
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666 >>675297467
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>>675297467
omg
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>>675297467
Roll
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>>675302552
I could roll for this.
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>>675302667
cunt...again
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look at my triple 7
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777 holy trips >>675297467
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Stare at a stranger until they meet your gaze, pull out your dick and slowly walk toward them. If they don't move do a trust fall onto them.
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>>675297467
Rollerino
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>>675302608
now
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>>675302552
Rolling for that
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>>675302664
kek
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Leave before you get blasted by a pack of Acheems

Like seriously, how the fuck does this happen in an airport? They don't have bombsquads and shit?
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>>675297467
dis, I roll for dis
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>>675297467
Roll for 888 also kys
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>>675297467
Do this, but before doing so go into the toilet and make a turban out of toilet paper
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...
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>>675297467
I would like you to do this
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>>675297467
PLEASE
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>>675297467
888
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>>675297467
tjis pls
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Punch a TSA agent and say you won't be able to find the bomb
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suck a dick faggot
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>>675302608
yes
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WHIP OUT DICK, SCREAM HELECOPTER AS YOU MEAT SPIN
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>>675297467
999 or 000 check these dub trips niggers ROLL
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>>675297467
now please
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>>675297467
999
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>>675302972
almost
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>>675297467
rollin for this

also: post video
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Scream "OP IS GAY ALLAHU AKHBAR"
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>>675297467
OP is faggot and won't deliver
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WHIP OUT DICK FUUUU, SCREAM HELECOPTER AS YOU MEAT SPIN
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>>675297467
This
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>>675303001
kys
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shit your pants you fat fuck
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>>675297228
Recite exerpts from the Qu'ran
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>>675303027
Video plox
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>>675297467
Get
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>>675297467
Fuck it, just this once I will roll.
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>>675297467
FUCKING REROLL ALSO KYS
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>>675297467
rolling for Allah.
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WHIP OUT DICK FUUUU, SCREAM HELECOPTER AS YOU MEAT SPINWER cmon
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strip naked and scream "allahu ackbar"
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>>675303001
well done you faggot
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>>675297467

Roll
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>>675297467
222
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>>675297467
Dos
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>>675297467
Video for this
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>>675297467
This
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>>675297467
Rolling
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>>675297467
Rolleroni
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>>675297467
Roll
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>>675303226
FUCK ME
>>675297467
Re
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>>675297228
top kek
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>>675301667
>>675303001
both were me...
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>>675297467
>rolling for this for sure :^)
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>>675297228
Is OP even still here? If yes, do
>>675297467
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>>675297467
Re 333
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>>675297467
rollin'
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Kys
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>>675297467
Rollrollrollroll
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>>675299426
How old are you faggat?
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>>675303255
I got dubs now it's time for trips!
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Ask if jerking the guy next to you is okay
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>>675297467
Rolllllllll
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>>675301728
This.. I think this is nice
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check deez dubs
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>>675297467
this
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Fuck ittttt
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Stand up and shout "BRUSSELS DESERVED IT"
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>>675297467
Rollerino
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444
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>>675297467
>implying OP will deliver

roll
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>>675302552
holy fuck do this
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>>675303446
Ayyy lmao
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Sit quietly and wait for your plane
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>>675297467
>>675297467
>>675297467
>>675297467
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