That would only make the second time even more climatic.
>>675208193
i have the same problem but in the opposite direction. most clothing stores do not carry 34 waist with a 40+ leg
>>675208305
do mutants like soraka count
>>675208350
has it worsened in others?
<3 everyone
considering shaving my face entirely before I go to texas tomorrow
>>675208527
my back is still a mess and I can't tell my face because of the beard
>>675208410
I'm not really sure, I don't consider soraka a furry honestly. That is debatable though.
You have a beard?
>>675208732
i think beards generally don't help. shave. why are you going to texas?
>cat girl
>with a beard
>>675208825
well now I can't because kat is streaming
family vacation
>>675208808
>>675208916
shush
Freklz describe beard pls.
>>675208527
>40+ leg
BOY U TALL
is your fiance also a giant
scruffy
>>675208193
That doesn't sound gay enough.
>>675209332
I don't speak Italian.
i'd describe freklz' beard as "skin-tight"
>>675208986
oh my god you are just looking for excuses!!
>>675209131
yes, we are horrifying beasts. he has a larger upper body and i have thick hips.
>>675209483
you're un baka chan senpai
How do you have a "skin-tight" beard?
Like what is that even?
>>675209681
kind of like this
>>675209518
and you're both dick worshippers
s e x y
e
x
y
>>675209784
I will now forever picture Freklz as this.
>>675209518
NO I WAS REALLY GONNA UNTIL KATIA SENT ME THE LINK
>>675209784
it is longer and grosser than that now
>>675209810
i worship ass, but ass is made for dick. he worships dick, but dick is made for ass. it is symbiosis.
>>675209879
it's not far off.
Dom how tall are you?
>>675209629
I don't know what you're saying, but those are some cute puppers.
>>675209964
bfhdbfafbljdhsbf
oh so you look homeless
i am 6'4"
>>675208410
any gfur in az? come chat
>>675210071
kinda
How horrifying.
Dom you are tall.
>>675209967
i pray i will find a man who can follow your example
>>675210052
and in the end, that's all that matters.
you would not want me walking behind you in a hoodie at night, probably
>>675210221
finish soma when?
>>675210296
hey i hear eisen is single and ready to mingle
I would rather you walking right next to me, wearing your hoodie, bb.
>>675210296
That, and big meaty cocks.
>>675210517
oh gosh I dunno
>>675210517
i'm well aware
>>675210766
no, not that.
>>675210846
Yes, lots of that!
i will protect you from street urchins with my imposing demeanor and take steps far larger than yours.
>>675210820
hey i ranked up to silver 3, even though both of my promotional matches were 4v5. also i went up two divisions?
>>675210846
kay good just wanted to reiterate that
>>675210192
My uncle used to live in Arizona.
What is your background?
Just curious.
>>675210977 (checked)
like a fraction of that
>>675210992
there is no need to, i am frequently reminded.
background? like... criminal history? ethnic genealogy? phone wallpaper?
>>675211317
yea that's good, all those people lookin out for you
>>675211317
A reasonable amount of that?
>>675210992
if your mmr is high enough relative to your rank you can skip divisions
good job btw
i want to know everybodys phone wallpaper
>>675211449
When people paint you, what is the backdrop?
Yeah.
Phone wallpaper please.
Also ethnic genealogy.
The default one.
Dev why are you so boring?
should have known
>>675211854
Every second spent changing phone wallpapers is another second he could have spent prowling Grindr.
>>675211999
check'd
>>675211468
20%
mine is an animated version of the final fight in undertale.
>>675211551
but now i need to play some unranked because i do not know how to play pantheon and i bought him several days ago.
>>675211616
i've never been painted
>>675211694
i am mostly german, i think. my last name has roots in old german.
this is my phone wallpaper
>>675212194
he is not too hard
>>675212194
>he's never been painted
>>675212194
Do you know the language?
>>675212152
That's not a lot.
My desktop background is also just the color black.
I don't see either one that often so it's pointless to set them.
>>675212432
less is more
This is my desktop background.
>>675212310
it's just the one game someone needs to figure out what order to press his buttons in to kill someone.
>>675212383
i know it's astounding, but it's true. i've turned away many aspiring artists looking to capture my beautiful, bronzed adonis look.
>>675212394
no. i know more japanese than german.
>>675212614
king louis
>>675212574
Less will not sufficiently fill you up.
I do not even know what it is but I found the opportunity of seeing "Shemale Strokers" every time I log in enticing.
>>675212642
Is that because of how kawaii you are?
>>675212642
yeah I get that
just preparing you for his playstyle
>>675212994
it is because i keep up to date with sumo wrestling and incidentally watch anime with freklz or katia or whoever
>>675213084
oh good i'll lower my standards then
my background
>>675212955
dubs confirm i guess
you win this one
>>675213167
Can you say my name in Japanese?
>>675213219
Feels good to be a winner.
>>675213359
it would be アラストル, which literally reads "arasutoru"
>>675212558
My dad has black too.
>>675212642
Turned them away without saying a word once they saw that you had pulled a bait and switch on them.
>>675213605
Excellent.
HOW DO YOU SAY DEMOSU
>>675213589
Don't gotta tell me about it, i live that feeling every day.
>>675213785
no... you.
>>675213856
デモス, "demosu"
>>675214202
Wait.
Can you say my name in German?
>>675213974
Thank you for blessing us with your presence.
>>675214349
it's probably just alastor, because it's a proper noun and german uses mostly the same alphabet.
furekuzu
that klz, savage as fuck
>>675214477
My eyes have been opened.
Thank you, bb.
>>675214627
oh my god you are soooo welcome!!
not easy having only one vowel in a 3-syllable name
arguably two syllables but who's counting
>>675214883
Wow, too good to even type up your own response?
>>675214701
Y-you too.
freh kulz
>>675215314
thanks you too
>>675215404
Thank you, too.
I SAID WHO'S COUNTING
>>675215587
I'm literally crying over here.
i'm counting
>>675215596
thank too
>>675215862
Why you gotta be like this?
>>675216135
i feed on misery
>>675216046
Too you.
>>675216219
I thought you just feed in general?
>>675216387
toot
>>675216219
That's gay.
>>675216596
Toot me.
>>675216508
i feed on a lotta things
misery is just on the menu tonight
>>675216627
i'm gay
tu-tu-ruu
>alastor in charge of marking
>ever
>>675216046
>>675216678
w-woah you sure?
>marking
Eddy my beever love we are in the future now.
>>675216992
O-only if you want.
eddu
>>675216990
nasubi
>>675217124
what do you want.
fags being fags
>>675216820
Say it isn't so!
>>675216943
Give him a spanking.
>>675217298
What you want matters more.
>>675217360
How the fuck would his glasses stay on. Stupid.
>>675217348
Stacks on stacks
>>675217124
Just mark x on the spot you're gonna kissu~
>>675217198
demos the demolisher of ass
>>675217360
Oh I'll do more than that~
>>675217432
disagree.
>>675217583
ᶰᵃˢᵘᵇᶦ
>>675216508
Reminds me of league
>>675215706
Rats.
>>675217667
WE'RE GONNA DIE
>>675217793
she's dead
>>675217545
Magnets.
>>675217643
W-Woah
>>675217727
That is one rat.
>>675217360
it's very so
>>675217643
excuse me
i do not appreciate the tone you're speaking to me in
>>675217915
help isn't coming!
>>675217643
I will mark you with more than just an x,
>>675217667
Under what grounds?
>>675218005
Where did we go so wrong?
>>675218404
idunno
that's a good peen tho
>>675218513
I'm glad you like my peens.
That's a cute doggo.
>>675217992
Whoa is right, you better watch your back! Or maybe you're just into that sort of thing huh?
>>675218005
You're gonna accept that compliment, and you're gonna LIKE IT.
>>675218289
Do go on
>>675218673
Or in.
>>675218627
that doggo wants to know what you're doing saturday
>>675218673
th-thanks eddy
>>675218140
queuing has been so painful with you in ohio
>>675218289
i know me best.
>>675218812
Tell the doggo I'm working.
>>675219976
I-I will most likely not be joining you when I'm in texas either I'm afraid
>>675220115
he won't be very happy to hear that
What does it mean to have a dark scrotum?
I never noticed how dark it was until now.
>>675220380
means you're ugly
>>675219976
You do not know me best, therefore I could state that I matter less rather than you more.
>>675220193
Why does he need to know?
>>675220691
ask him not me
>>675220183
i know. i have been queuing with a bronze friend and everyone in those games is just awful.
>>675220505
i know me best, which means the inverse is also true.
>>675220887
I don't have his number.
>>675221020
well that sounds like your problem
>>675220936
I am so sorry
consider it good 1v9 carrying practice
>>675221084
I-I don't even know him.
>>675220458
I doubt that is the reason, but I cannot disprove it.
>>675220491
Pretty sure it's not that.
>>675221089
lee sin cannot carry that. which is why i bought pantheon.
but really in those games i crush as poppy but we still lose.
>>675221208
how would you know?
>>675221321
Don't look at me like that, you're the one speaking for me.
>>675221330
you want assassins
zed and fizz are the boogeymen of bronze
or, like, vayne
>>675221375
If I did then I could not donate blood.
Also I am pretty sure I would be skin and bones sick from that. I wish I could be skin and bones.
>>675221474
Are you trying to delegitimize Israel?!
>>675221499
i suppose i have leblanc
i'd really rather play someone that controls fights
>>675221828
there are no fights in bronze
>>675221801
Yes, you caught me.
>>675221761
hmm well maybe you should get aids so you can be skin and bones!
>>675221474
im sleep
>>675221989
Night demdem, dream of doggos.
>>675221947
Anti-Semite!
>>675221936
fuuckkk yyouuu
>>675222423
nobody peels or positions properly
assassins are OP because you can kill multiple people in the course of a single engagement rather than the usual 1 because their frontline doesn't notice you diving their backline
>>675222897
>doesn't notice you diving their backline
Way too lewd!
>>675223092
shut up
ahh yeah nigggerrrr
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/lynching-of-moonman
im diving averys backline OOO
>>675222897
so boring, i just want to KICK
>>675223384
Avery's got a stanky backline though.
>>675223384
ad lee is an assassin
avery, I heard that, stop farting.
>>675223891
wrong
>>675224085
oh right i can just build cleaver into steraks
sorry
>>675224553
YOUMUUS INTO DUSKBLADE INTO BLOODTHIRSTER
>>675224677
duckblade of zantharrask
hey avery
nice pussy
want me to stream assassin lee?
>>675224085
I thought it was meta to build titanic on him now though? Or did that change recently?
>>675224831
I am still watching kats but I can turn it on
>>675225048
no
I mean ATTACK DAMAGE LEE SIN
none of this health crap
>>675225190
do not be sweating it
>>675225048
I want to spank you.
>>675212432
gosh, I want to fuck that bear, i wish i can have a bf with that body
>>675225190
ah so the glass cannon lee sin. that can be good granted you can land a good backline q and smash them through their team.
>>675225579
uh, I have a boyfriend thank you.
>>675226013
Maybe you can.
>>675226210
we are talking about bronze games, after all
>>675226259
I can't, the ones I found makes me cringe, maybe i should just stop being too picky but I can't help it
>>675226314
very good point. Bronzies usually don't have mechanics down, shit I am silver and I don't have a lot of mechanics down.
alright, night everyone. Gotta get up for work.
>>675226647
Maybe you should just be less picky and who knows, you might like them more than you think you will?
