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My psychiatrist is here.

Show her what /b/ is all about

The pic was used to get your atention
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Kill your self
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Nobody gives a shit. Post her tits.
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>>675140070
Hello and welcome :)
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Fuck her and post a pi or you're faggot
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kys
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A lot of people on /b/ are suicidal, aiutistic, and/or secretly gay.
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Why would your psychiatrist want to see /b/?
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>>675141132
Nothing secret about all the faggotry here, buddy
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>>675140070
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I'd say this board propels the transition of socially awkward and insecure males into angry and entitled sociopathic rapists or sad masochistic wastes.You should check out the furry porn and "loli" aka animated child pornography and "SJW Hate". Lots of fucked up on here and the anonymity takes it up a notch or two. Kind of the wild wild west of forums with a depressing wannabe Japanese spin and people like me encouraging your faggot patient to kill himself.

Enjoy your stay ma'am
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>>675141581
this is the truth
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>>675140070
why are you hanging out with your psych in the first place?
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Guys, post kitties.
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>>675141998
fuck her
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Tell us her reaction, at least, OP.
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kill yourself op
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How i summon sucubus?
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>>675140070
HER TITS! NOW!
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>>675140070
Hej zmrde, jak je?
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>>675142263
I'll let her see the responses in a minute or so. She'll be replying soon.
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Why are you seeing a psychiatrist, OP?
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>>675140070
i like to dress up as CP
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my CP suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
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I just come here to jerk off to weird stuff, feel bad about it and skip over the gore.
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>>675142408
Carve a pentagram on your chest
Take a shit ton of acid
Chop off your peen
Bury your chopped off peen
Burn a bible over the chopped off buried peen
Go to starbucks, tell them about how you just chopped off your peen buried it and burned a bible
Ask for a succubus
It's there policy to say yessssss
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>>675140070
Urychli to, ztrácím bonera...
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OK she will be replying as of now.
Keep in mind she's Czech, so her English won't be that good.
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>your therapist
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>>675142408
you must cut out a heart of a virgin woman/man and come on it.
Cry: praise kek
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>>675140360
I don't think Daniel wants to kill himself.
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/b/ is for child porn, psychiatrist-san.
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>>675143081
Vyřiď jí, že bych si dal její kundu k večeři, mám docela hlad
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>>675142558
na píču, zmrde
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>>675143081
Well she should defs Czech em
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>>675140412
That is just rude.
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REMEMBER YOU'RE HERE FOR LIFE, OP
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>>675140070
*ji
Ach ta gramatika
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>>675143468
>/b/ in a nutshell
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>>675140416
Hello and thank you for the warm welcome
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>>675143418
tak to asi chcípneš vyhladověním
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>>675143529
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>>675143062
OMG sause please
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>>675143450
Underrated post
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Every one needs a personal Jesus
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>>675140439
Are you seriously laughing at this? That is just cruel.
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>>675143631
Ne dobrý tak nakonec mám v ledničce kuře a lososa.
Odkud jsi?
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>>675142810
Holy fuck.
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>>675142810
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>>675143835
Skoro od tebe z rodiny, tvoje ségra mi ho právě kouří, ale moc jí to nejde...
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>>675140685
I doubt Daniel wants to have sex with me. Also i'm pretty sure Daniel isn't a homosexual because of the ladies he talks about.
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>>675143814
get your psychiatrist to use a name...
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>>675140595
Fuck sake.
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>>675143468
Chug bleach.
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>>675144060
To můžu potvrdit. Je to fakt dřevo.
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>>675144102
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>>675144102
Miss, the ladies he talks about.. he only saw them in here.. soo.. yeah..
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>>675144218
Bydlím v Praze. Jestli jsi z Brna tak táhni zpátky na pole ty vandráku...
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>>675144102
oh, and he DEFINETLY wants to fuck your brain off.. trust us..
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>>675141418
Because I asked Daniel what he does in his free time and I want too see it.
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>>675141132
Have they considered geting some help?
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>this thread
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>>675144529
I doubt it.
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>>675141835
Explains all the swearing and anger. Thank you young man.
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Czech em
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>>675144218
Promiň, asi jsem jí to naučil špatně.
>>675144431
Jsem z Budějovic, tady ani pole zatím nemáme. Můj klan právě vychází z jeskyně, jdou ulovit mamuta.
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>>675140070
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>>675142408
You must poke a hole through your blanket so your cock comes through the blanket. Then you must acquire the head of a fetus and place it on your dickhead that pokes through the blanket. The next step involves chanting. >Satan Satan Santa Satan I offer you this head so keks will be had.
Succubus should spawn in your oven the next morning.
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>>675144459
HAHAHA EIGHT YEARS OF HIGHER EDUCATION AND YOU NEVER LEARNED HOW "TOO" SPELL????
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>>675142138
Cute
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It's sad that you'd pretend to be your own psychiatrist, OP.
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>>675142558
I Češi používají tuto hroznou stránku?
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>>675144704
Tak to se modlím aby tě ten mamut zadupal, nebo radši rovnou skoč do jámy ty chodící plýtvači kyslíku
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>>675142810
You need to see a doctor
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>>675144753
.....OP said her first language is not English, anon.
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>>675144958
kek
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>>675142824
Don't you want a real relationship?
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>>675142999
Co je boner?
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>>675144893
Česi ji používají stejně často jako tvoje máma kouří cizí péra. Denně.
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>>675144942
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>>675144665

You are most welcome.

Are you certain you didn't go the other way?

Did we inspire you to let a black man fuck your wife?
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>>675143714

Thats doggo from a thread on saturday.
OC was a guy posting at a animal shelter on Twitter. Said: " i've seen the missed dog you are looking for but i couldn't take a picture by time, so i made a quick phantom sketch"

You're welcome
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>>675143373
This place is horrible as I seen just on this page.
Also what is san?
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>>675140070
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this is beginning to look dangerously like >>>/s4s/
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>>675145113
This cant be real
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>>675145113
Umm... Mods?
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>>675140070
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>>675145319
>what is san?
Japanese honorific.
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>>675140070
Just find a rekt thread and show her that.
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>>675145389
>>675145390
NEWFAGS DETECTED
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>>675143559
Pro dnešní mládež není gramatika důležitá, ale sex ano.
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>>675145544
stomach is a bit droopy. would not
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I'm a girl, btw.
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>>675145319
people think they're super edgy by doing this stuff.
>it's really just shock value
>mfw most 4channers are desensitized to it
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>>675143868
After seeing this I will have to perscribe even more.
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>>675140070
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>>675143342
I wasn't talking to Daniel. You. You kill yourself.
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>>675145560
Watch out for the edges
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>>675145511
Thank you
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>>675140070
this website is a good way to learn english, im not even kidding. just because i shitpost everyday my skills have improved drastically.
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>>675140070
How much does a session cost per hour?
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I need help, How do i get a consult with you?
I mean, i only speak to other persons from 4chan so i think you count.....
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http://waxwasp.imgur.com/
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>>675146522
Absolutely nothing. We are funded by the state
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