Chink here, ask me anything
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Chink here, ask me anything
>>674963094
How has your day been mr Chen ?
>>674963094
why would you refer to your own self racistly??
Is your self esteem really this low?
>>674963477
chink isnt really an offensive term
its like how niggers call themselves niggas
i think
You're alright, you built a damn fine wall.
How big is your dick?
>>674963680
Kek
>>674963284
not bad, just got up, hbu?
>>674963477
>>674963680
this.
>>674963842
6 inch
Why are you guys always squinting?
>>674963094
post dick plz
>>674963094
do you like girls of your own race better or do you like girls of another race better, real question.
>>674963094
post penis plz
>>674964114
genetics
>>674964162
i like east asian girls and i think white girls are pretty too
>>674964330
>>674964124
why does everyone always ask this on 4chan?
>>674964408
because penis is important
>>674964408
you look like a hapa. are you?
>>674963094
north or south charlie?
>>674963094
cut or uncut?
>>674964667
no im singaporean chinese both parents are chinese
>>674964970
whats this?
>>674965313
uncut ;-)
>>674963094
Fuck, you are so handsome.
would you hook me up with some cute asian girl if we met and became bros
>>674965450
post uncut penis plz
Please post penis. I really want to see it.
post benis
Are you chinese
>>674964408
i really like dick
>>674963094
if not posting penis then plz describe using chart
>>674963094
how pungent is the aroma from your pores?
on a scale of 1 to soy sauce/ onion orgy
Come on OP show penis. We are begging you
>>674966793
chinks don't like sharing their noodles
>>674966793
>>674965816
>>674965735
>>674964330
>>674964124
I agree.
Post penis now.
>>674965450
one question. can you box?
>>674966444
3 i guess
>>674966550
6?
>>674967244
i took some muay tai lessons thats bout it
OP, a penis pic will only take about 1/60 of a second. Don't you owe that small amount of time to your public?
>>674965450
what's this?? and you call yourself a chink charlie? shame on you for not knowing your heritage. answering that wrong would get your yellow ass shot back in the day. so i ask again-north or south charlie?
Hello, Chink.
Show us your feets pl0x? :3
ok you fags scared him away with penis requests
so let's post cute chinese guys
>>674967711
Not bad, but it's just not OP
why is everyone on this board suddenly gay?
wtf
>>674968018
'suddenly'
>>674967711
my boyfriend
>>674967597
what is your mmr in dota?
>>674967597
ever competed?
>>674967711
>>674968447
he's Vietnamese though
>>674968447
penis?
>>674963094
do you like moon cake?
>>674968593
will post bubble-less if op posts dick
>>674968853
Deal. OP it's up to you, now.
>>674968018
Hah ikr
>>674968509
no i quit xD
>>674968761
yea this shit is delicious
>>674968973
i dint shave yet tho and its ugly
>>674969173
It couldn't possibly be ugly. Who cares if shaved? Just do it!
>>674970126
Sweet.
>>674970327
TY. OP it's your turn.
urelated but
how do i find an asian fucktoy?
>>674970524
OP is that you?
Do you live in Singapore?
What country would you like to visit most?
Also you look very western dude
>>674971040
yea and i would like to visit america and korea
>Also you look very western dude
ive been told this a lot actually, what ethnicity do i look like?
>>674970524
go to thailand
>>674963094
you're cute.
post more pictures of yourself.
>>674966976
kek. underrated post
>>674971848
you kinda look Kazakh or some other central asian.
>>674971848
To me you look halve Oriental halve Caucasian, probably because of your large eyes, long nose and wide jawline. Most halves share these features.
>>674966444
roll
>>674963094
Damn, you're cute.
Round 2:
Would you recommend Singapore for tourist travel?
If so, what is the best tourist attraction?
What tourist behaviour pisses off Singaporeans?
What languages do you speak?
>>674974832
Faggot
>>674963094
ching chong ling long ting tong go back to china you chink faggot
>>674974990
fuck you, he's more welcome here than you are.
>>674963094
I hear Chinese are really good at maths so what's 5+5 smart guy?
>>674974880
i speak mandarin cantonese and english
singapore is pretty nice but its hot..really hot
spitting, littering, and thuggish behaviour pisses us off..youll get a big fine if you get caught
also chewing gum is illegal
>>674974832
thanks ;-)
>>674966444
What the fuck is that shit? Is it from traditional Chinese medicine or the result of curse by a powerful evil wizard.
>>674975371
how often do you masturbate?
or do you have a girlfriend?
ZYMBIA!!! du sød nok <3
>>674963094
OMFG nakayumyum gtfo outta here
>>674975797
this and
>>674975371
why is chewing gum illegal?
>>674975371
dota. what is your mmr in dota. only way to prove you are actually Singaporean.
>>674963094
Zymbia du sød nok <3
>>674975797
i do it prob 2 times a month? im trying to quit and no im single :(
>>674975876
because gum = litter , the officials want to keep the streets clean
>>674975963
i don't play PC games
what do white people call themselves?
>>674976814
2 times a month? what do you jerk it to?
>>674963094
What's the best way to eat century egg? I bought a couple from a chink market for the lulz and it was fucking vile by itself.
>>674963094
You're fucking adorable.
>>674968018
Suddenly?
We've got pictures of Moot jacking off and W. T. Snacks stark naked on a beach fucking a dead whale.
I prefer to think of 4chan as.... Sexually adventurous rather than gay
>>674977322
white?
>>674977371
youjizz mostly lol
>>674977546
>century egg
isnt that the one that smells like ass? why would you even get that lol
>>674977777
first it was only traps...now its full on guys..this is going too far
>>674976814
age, height, occupation? also do all the Singaporean bitches think you're the shit?
>>674977777
Checked. Well get'd
>>674977777
Can't unsee them quints.
>>674977960
what do you recommend on youjizz?
>>674977777
Quints for whale fuck
>>674977970
20, 6 ft , just got out of national service and have no job ;(
>do all the Singaporean bitches think you're the shit?
not really
>>674978368
JAV, POV, nicole aniston, or what evers on the front page usually
>>674968447
o Hai there!
>>674978944
Can you post more pictures of yourself?
>>674977960
Boy! Get your ass back to redrum, timblr, 9gak or wherever you came from.
>>674971040
>>674974880
Do Singaporeans hate japs?
Are you/were you heavily pressured academically?
What are your favorite countries that you have already visited?
Why are you up at 6am
>>674976814
But that's like saying you can't eat anything with non recyclable packaging.
I think it's good though since chewing gum stains on the ground are sick
>>674979117
here was me in edinburgh couple months ago
>>674979353
no millennial i met hates the japanese
some old people who experienced WW2 do tho
>Are you/were you heavily pressured academically?
my mom used to cane me when i slacked off or got bad grades now shes more chill
>>674979353
>What are your favorite countries that you have already visited?
i visited scotland, london, japan, malaysia, beijing. all of them were not bad
>>674979353
>Why are you up at 6am
can't sleep
>>674980383
You're so cute. Why don't you have a girlfriend?
>>674980383
why aren't you dead?
>>674980383
Get a DNA test man, I'm serious, No way you are not 1/2
>>674980383
ZYMBIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DU EN FLOT DRENG!
>>674980383
Not bad doesnt mean good, zymboi ;_;
>>674965450
Your mother cheated on your father. You are eurasian my friend.
>>674980383
You too skinny. You need eat more Char kway teow.
(You're still damn cute though)
>>674981677
Or maybe he lying
>>674981677
he might just genuinely be one of those wierd genetic anomalies that looks like another race.
>>674981789
mee goreng tbh fam
>>674981057
why would i be dead?
ITT we post hapa girls
>>674968447
Oh of course
>>674979058
Hai ^^ <3
