Alright, faggots. We're going on an adventure. You have

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:29:48 Post No. 674940450 [Report]

Alright, faggots. We're going on an adventure.

You have to get over the Trump wall so that your pregnant wife can have her baby in the land of the free. Around you, you find:
-Some cacti
-A sign pointing you to the nearest town
-A vulture
-A guard on the wall who will shoot you if you try to climb or tunnel.

Dubs decides what you do.

RULES:
-Only the first dubs after each picture will be counted.
-Quads will always be counted.
-You only control the character. For instance, "Summon Cthulhu" is fine, but "Cthulhu appears and destroys everyone" is not.
-"Kill yourself" gets will always be unsuccessful.

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:31:02 Post No.674940596
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:31:02 Post No.674940596 [Report]

climb wall

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:32:33 Post No.674940792
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:32:33 Post No.674940792 [Report]

Throw cactus at guard

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:32:54 Post No.674940832
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:32:54 Post No.674940832 [Report]

>>674940792
rr

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:33:10 Post No.674940874
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:33:10 Post No.674940874 [Report]

>>674940832
rr rr

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:33:54 Post No.674940971
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:33:54 Post No.674940971 [Report]

>>674940874
rr rr rr

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:34:10 Post No.674941009
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:34:10 Post No.674941009 [Report]

>>674940971
rr rr rr rr

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:34:31 Post No.674941063
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:34:31 Post No.674941063 [Report]

>>674941009
π π π π π

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:34:34 Post No.674941071
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>>674940792

You break off a piece of a cactus and attempt to throw it at the guard. The needles are embedded in your hand. You start bleeding.

Dubs decides what you do next.

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:34:47 Post No.674941098
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:34:47 Post No.674941098 [Report]

Stick the cactus up your ass and shower in the guard's puke as he vomits of disgust

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:35:14 Post No.674941157
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:35:14 Post No.674941157 [Report]

>>674941098
rr

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:35:19 Post No.674941172
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:35:19 Post No.674941172 [Report]

>>674941071

Punch wife with cactus knuckles

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:35:29 Post No.674941187
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:35:29 Post No.674941187 [Report]

run off to the next town to find some other people to help

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:35:46 Post No.674941221
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:35:46 Post No.674941221 [Report]

>>674941098
rollo

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:35:50 Post No.674941229
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:35:50 Post No.674941229 [Report]

>>674941187
π

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:36:05 Post No.674941262
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:36:05 Post No.674941262 [Report]

>>674941098
rello rallo

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:36:06 Post No.674941265
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:36:06 Post No.674941265 [Report]

>>674941229
ππ

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:36:08 Post No.674941272
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:36:08 Post No.674941272 [Report]

>>674941172

roll

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:36:08 Post No.674941274
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:36:08 Post No.674941274 [Report]

>>67494107
try to get the vulture with your cactus

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:36:12 Post No.674941281
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:36:12 Post No.674941281 [Report]

>>674941071
that wasnt dubs you fag

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:36:22 Post No.674941311
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:36:22 Post No.674941311 [Report]

>>674941265
πππ

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:36:42 Post No.674941364
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:36:42 Post No.674941364 [Report]

>>674941098

roll that nigga again

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:36:54 Post No.674941390
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:36:54 Post No.674941390 [Report]

>>674941311
winrar

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:37:01 Post No.674941404
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:37:01 Post No.674941404 [Report]

>>674941281

OP here. Just getting the thread going. Dubs only from now on.

Ignore this post if dubs.

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:37:16 Post No.674941430
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:37:16 Post No.674941430 [Report]

>>674941071
use the cactus as a spike to climb the wall and once on top use it to punch the guard

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:38:47 Post No.674941630
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>>674941311

You run to the nearby town. You see one building which is on fire, and another building with a drug deal going on behind it.

Dubs decides what you do.

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:38:59 Post No.674941657
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:38:59 Post No.674941657 [Report]

>>674941071
Hit the bird with the cactus so it gets stuck onto it and flies you over the wall

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:39:06 Post No.674941669
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:39:06 Post No.674941669 [Report]

>>674941071
eat the cactus and gain cactus super powers.

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:39:31 Post No.674941730
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:39:31 Post No.674941730 [Report]

Buy some drugs and give them to your wife

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:39:38 Post No.674941744
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:39:38 Post No.674941744 [Report]

>>674941630
seal the wound in the fire

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:39:47 Post No.674941767
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:39:47 Post No.674941767 [Report]

>>674941730
ππ

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:40:05 Post No.674941804
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:40:05 Post No.674941804 [Report]

>>674941630
Speak to the house

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:40:06 Post No.674941805
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:40:06 Post No.674941805 [Report]

>>674941744
Win

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:42:27 Post No.674942076
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>>674941744

You stick your hand near enough to the smelly fire to seal your wound. You see something moving through the window.

Dubs decides what happens next.

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:42:54 Post No.674942140
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:42:54 Post No.674942140 [Report]

>>674940450
Man punches tree with fist, "huh" he thinks to himself. "minecraft actually works". He then tells his 2/10 wife. Punches tree down to get all the logs and saplings

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:43:14 Post No.674942176
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:43:14 Post No.674942176 [Report]

>>674941804
roll

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:43:54 Post No.674942272
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:43:54 Post No.674942272 [Report]

>>674942140

Nigga there's no tree.

Buy drugs, do drugs, and punch wife if dubs.

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:43:57 Post No.674942276
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:43:57 Post No.674942276 [Report]

>>674942076
El chupa cabra comes out of the house and eats your hand.

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:44:25 Post No.674942337
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:44:25 Post No.674942337 [Report]

>>674942276

OP here. Read rules.

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:44:34 Post No.674942364
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:44:34 Post No.674942364 [Report]

>>674942272
Shit I see that, things moved way faster then I expected.

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:44:46 Post No.674942387
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:44:46 Post No.674942387 [Report]

>>674942140
autism is tolerant

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:45:04 Post No.674942436
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:45:04 Post No.674942436 [Report]

>>674942076
call my wife a nigger and give her a foot-abortion

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:45:39 Post No.674942518
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:45:39 Post No.674942518 [Report]

>>674942436
roll

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:45:46 Post No.674942530
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:45:46 Post No.674942530 [Report]

eat some fire

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:45:46 Post No.674942531
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:45:46 Post No.674942531 [Report]

Run into the house that isn't on fire.

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:45:50 Post No.674942536
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:45:50 Post No.674942536 [Report]

>>674942337
Eating your hand is not the same as killing everyone, but it wasn't a win anyways.

Also if dubs, eat the cactus

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:45:56 Post No.674942548
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:45:56 Post No.674942548 [Report]

>>674942518
rrre

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:46:00 Post No.674942556
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:46:00 Post No.674942556 [Report]

>>674942076
Look through the window

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:46:15 Post No.674942583
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:46:15 Post No.674942583 [Report]

>>674942548
reeeeeeeeeee

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:46:23 Post No.674942601
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:46:23 Post No.674942601 [Report]

>>674942076
Try to find and sell drugs to strangers to earn some money

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:46:30 Post No.674942610
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:46:30 Post No.674942610 [Report]

>>674942076
steal that one guy's beard

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:46:35 Post No.674942619
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:46:35 Post No.674942619 [Report]

>>674942583
Check em

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:46:43 Post No.674942642
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:46:43 Post No.674942642 [Report]

>>674942530
roll

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:46:48 Post No.674942659
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:46:48 Post No.674942659 [Report]

>>674942536

>"Summon Cthulhu" is fine, but "Cthulhu appears and destroys everyone" is not.

Same with your post.

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:46:57 Post No.674942682
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:46:57 Post No.674942682 [Report]

>>674942619
( ͡°u°)

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:47:08 Post No.674942705
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:47:08 Post No.674942705 [Report]

summon a demon

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:47:33 Post No.674942758
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:47:33 Post No.674942758 [Report]

>>674942682
fucking check em

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:47:53 Post No.674942794
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:47:53 Post No.674942794 [Report]

>>674942758
holy shit

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:47:56 Post No.674942801
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:47:56 Post No.674942801 [Report]

Buy drugs and do them with your wife in the flaming house.

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:48:00 Post No.674942816
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:48:00 Post No.674942816 [Report]

>>674940450
Suck everyone's dick in the mexican cartel so they will attack the border for me.

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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:48:01 Post No.674942818
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Anonymous 2016-03-20 18:48:01 Post No.674942818 [Report]

>>674942659
So it's two things in one post?
or just agressive posts?
Make it more clear.