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I'm a married for 3 years and I'm still a virgin.

Ask me anything.
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Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
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do you have a penis/vagina?
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Is your wife cucking you?
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>>674913509
I still have hope

>>674913571
Pingas

>>674913719
No, she hate dicks.
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The fuck is wrong with you?
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>>674913360
How much do you weigh?
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Follow up question: Why do you still have hope?
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>>674913809 #
So you married a lesbian?
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>>674913360
Why?
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>>674913809
>she hates dicks

So she's already had sex before? Does she have some sort of medical issue with her vagina? This makes no sense.
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>>674887320
Why are you shitposting again?
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I beg for this to be bait, for i cannot put forth enough sorrow for you.
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>>674913360
prove it
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>>674913809
So waaaiit.
Why did you marry her if you knew that she was asexual? She wants a girlfriend, not a boyfriend - she just doesn't know.
Also - what happened that she doesn't want to fuck ever?
Don't you have urges?
Why do you accept that she takes a huge dump on your urges?
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>>674913938
Have no idea. Not overweight, though.

>>674914008
Shit, I don't know.

>>674914069
She's not a lesbian but she have a phobia of penises

>>674914245
She's not really asexual. She lets me eat her and stuff but just doesn't wanna touch my penis.
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there are women here which will have sex with you for money, or just attention, or just because they feel lonely
but I salute you for +2 more fishes in the sea ( you removed your wife and some of us get to fuck the girl you would be with if not married)
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>>674914368
>She's not really asexual. She lets me eat her and stuff but just doesn't wanna touch my penis.
What the fuck man.
Unanswered questions:
>Don't you have urges?
>Why do you accept that she takes a huge dump on your urges?
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>>674913360
damn you really really fucked up.
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>>674914368
>but she have a phobia of penises
phallophobia is not a thing, at least wasn't until the internet era
it has been made up by special snowflakes, same as the wolfkin and pansexual lies
also imagine male with phallophobia if that was a thing
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>>674914368
Do you sleep in the same bed or ever spoon? Penis has probably touched her. What a cunt. Are you both super religious or anything? This has to be bait or you need to go fuck someone else ASAP.
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>>674914527
>Don't you have urges?
Yeah, I have urges but I don't let them get the best of me because I love her
>Why do you accept that she takes a huge dump on your urges?
Again, I love her
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>>674913360
Dude, wtf. No relationship is healthy without sex. It really isn't. You can tell yourself all that mamby pamby shit about how its fine, and peoples relationships aren't that shallow, but its not shallow at all. You need to get it in man. You need to leave this bitch.
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>>674914368
>She's not really asexual. She lets me eat her and stuff but just doesn't wanna touch my penis.
she definitely wants a girlfriend
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>>674914527
not this guy but answer those question first OP
you're not to choose questions
or have sex
or nothing
you piece of shit
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>>674913360

Isn't this how Carrie started?
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>>674914814
We are not religious.
And yeah, we spoon but she doesn't care as long as there's clothes in the way
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>>674913360
How can you be so pathetic? Does it not occur to you to demand she choose between sex or breakup? Why are you such a cuck?
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>>674914848
>love her
Stupid made up summation of feelings. You are romantically and physically attracted to her. You're married. You two should be banging it out. Both of your parents would be deeply disturbed if they heard this shit.

Is she a virgin?
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>>674914848
My ex girlfriend was like that. I broke up with her. I may be still a virgin, but at least i don't have to put up with her shit for no reward.
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>>674915079
Agreed. I would be mortified if my son said this to me. "You don't have sex with her?" I believe that would be the single moment I would call my son a cuck. Hell, I might even hug him because thats how sad I would be.
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Fucking hell. Why did you get into a relationship with her, let alone marry the cunt if you knew this?
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>>674915028
Then why the fuck wouldn't you have sex before marriage? If you don't have sex within a month (I would only tolerate a week or two for some sort of naked stuff) it's a fucked relationship.

Get out. Now.
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>>674913360
>I'm a married
well damn anon how did you manage to become that?
That's as bad as: the driver was an alcohol
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why do you not fuck other women instead? tell your wife that as long as she doesn't want to touch your dick she shouldnt care if others women do.
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OP, are you delta?
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>>674915328
I'm drunk right now
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>>674915230
Even the mothers would be disgusted. to have some sort of phobia regarding sex is a sign of either extremes mental issues or she's fucking Jamal.

How hasn't she seen a therapist about this before? This is literally what were made to do. I don't inderstand.
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>>674915510
You can't survive the amounts of alcohol needed to get over beeing in that kind of relationship.
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>>674915510
I wouldn't expect anything else, honestly.
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>>674915620
you<--------------
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I'm having sex as we speak, you jelly OP
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>>674915813
he's probably not because "he loves her"
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>>674915813
...what is that in the grass to the left?
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>>674915813
And simultanously shitposting on /b/?
Must be pretty boring sex.
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>>674914368
>She's not really asexual. She lets me eat her and stuff but just doesn't wanna touch my penis.

OP that's really fucked up
You're not honestly happy with this situation are you?
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>>674915813
must not be that impressive as you can still type this shit.
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Hey op what does your wife look like anyway
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>>674915942
black bear
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I forgot to tell you guys that I'm a ftm trans so I my penis look a bit off.

do you guys think that might be the problem?
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>>674915954
Lolz
Fag as the OP
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>>674915813
XDXD U IDIOT U R NOT SPEAKING UR JUST TYPING WORDS ON THE KEYBOARD AND POSTING THEM ON THE INTERWEBS IN REPLY TO OP XXDDDDDDDDDDD UR SOOOOOO STUPID DKOSJ OFIOUDEAJSN OIT XDD LOOOOOOLL JJ IEI TYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>674916408
oh look, baby's first shitpost
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I won't let this thread die, dumping R34.
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>>674916088
what happened here?
picture doesn't look photoshoped
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>>674916766
#2
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>>674913360
You are not married in the eyes of the Lord if you have not consummated you marriage.
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Jesus Christ man, now I've got my dick out.
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>>674917187
>:(
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>>674917267
I'm not complaining. my penis thinks that you have good taste in smut.
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>>674917328
but you broke my combo
continuing with the dump
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>>674917510
Give me something good to finish to, anything you want.
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>>674917700
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You are the biggest fucking bitch I have ever even heard of. I'm serious when I say you have to leave her, or fucking rape her bitch ass because you are a pathetic piece of garbage and too weak to be considered a man
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>>674914368
I'm kind of same. I don't want to see a penis or touch it with my hands but wouldn't mind having it inside of me. I also hate penis hair and when it is not completely clean.
Maybe you could have sex with her without her seeing or touching your penis. That she sees you and feels you, but no penis near her face or hands
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>>674917950
What made you hate dick?
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>>674915510
the question is
are you driving?
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>>674918117
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>>674914783
it is a thing. Just like gay men (or even straight men) are sometimes afraid of vaginas. And way before tumblr
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>>674913360
Ofcourse its bait.. who would be so beta.... who would marry such a woman - knowing (from... what, years of relationship) that she is a psycho... or invention...
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>>674918283
I need a beer.
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>>674917950
answer my question
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>>674918593
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CLAIM THAT PUSSSY!
you are married she cant say shit like "he raped me!"
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>>674917950
to add, I don't like unconcrete things, like fat or flaccid penises. That includes woman's boobs and vagina labias, also penises. That's why I don't like women either, I'm afraid that boobs touch each other and women are weaker, although aesthetically beautiful. Penises are like worms and I associate them mostly with peeing and urinals.
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>>674913360
Have you tried this op?
http://frtyb.com/go/gQ0i_bAaEj/Cheesepizza
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>>674914911
>get drunk
>arrive home
>beat shit out of that waifu
>fuck her
>get psycho kid.
OP you might die in a fire or get an anvil on your head.
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>>674918991
Faggot
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>>674919407
?
what makes you think I'm male?
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>>674920323
What makes you think beeing called a faggot online is dependant on your gender.
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>>674921054
/rekd
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How's raising your wife's son?
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>>674921054
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>>674921524
One thing that bugs me about this picture:
Why is the dick black?
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>>674921054
maybe I misunderstood but I thought you said that because I am afraid of vaginas.
What has that to do with faggotry anyway?
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>>674922006
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>>674917950
GET THAT PENIS AWAY FROM ME AND MY SONS FACE AND HANDS
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>>674922020
I'm someone else - didn't even read your other comments. Just pointed out one basic advantage of an anonymous image board.
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>>674914368
She must have lost her virginity to her father
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>>674922222
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>>674913360
you are not technically married then. the marriage must have been consummated at least once for it to be legal.
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>>674922222
Checked
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>>674922222
quints witnessed
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>>674913360
post pic of penis OP
there is something wrong with it
there must be something wrong with it that you are not telling us
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GOLD FUCKING OMEGA SHIT AROUND HERE
Someone fucking screencap this shit

>Mfw this fucker got friendzoned by his own wife
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>>674922164
yeah it is usually obvious but I was talking about my sexual orientation, so faggot has different meaning then
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>>674914854
As a guy who divorced a super frigid woman and is now with a super freaky woman, I agree with this man. Good sex is a big deal, but if you don't know what you're missing, then you don't get it.
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OP married a post OP trans

/thread.
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>>674913360

Threads like these make me feel so confused. How do people this pathetic (like OP) exist? How have they not been bred out of existence?

I'd tell OP not to reproduce, but I don't have to worry.
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>>674925025
Not everyone likes sex, there are also asexuals. And some women don't even know that sex is required
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>>674913360
So you fucked up....
Technically you can cheat on her for miles if you wanted because she's not providing any gratification and she can't get mad.
You just better keep your sex life a secret
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>>674923321

Nah pal, he's way past Omega status. OP's a few Excel column sections past Omega-Omega. To find his status you have scroll right for the next 3 years.
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>>674925300

Nice dubs.

But that's not what I meant. OP clearly has sexual urges and he married a woman who refuses to have any sort of sexual interaction with him.
She's literally making him eat her out and gives nothing in return. The situation OP has gotten himself in, and his inability to do anything about it is what makes him pathetic.
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>>674913360
Are you a liberal?
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>>674926601
anyone still lurking?
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>>674916882
Not joking you can get out of this. This man is right. Also WHY marry a woman not into sex? Is she doesn't suck, do some anal, hj, rimming and has to be ok with some cum then she is worthless.
So you take care of her and fap in the corner like a beta cuck bitch that you are.
Glad this is bait.
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>>Being this cucked

Let me guess, american, right?
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