>>674897859
no youre not

>>674897859
ok how

Yes u r. Kys.

>>674897859
why op?

>>674897859
check this out. https://youtu.be/rCEdIi1quLQ

Yea

kys now
no one cares about you

>>674898177
dubs dont lie

>>674898122
Ive never even had a gf

>>674898742
don't worry, gfs suck.

(my dick, that is)

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>>674898113
Im fat i stay inside almost everyday i go to a "totally normal" school i have depression social fobia

>>674898742
GFs. Sex. BlowJobs. Kisses. Star Wars.
here are the list of most overrated things in world at the moment.

>>674899252
thank fuck someone is talking about how over-rated star wars is

>>674899252
Star wars was okay

>>674899252

Everything overrated is still nice to have occasionally. Or at least once.

>>674897859
Me too. I can't escape it, it seems.

>>674898879
there is only one solution i know which i did last year as i was same as you. make a plan. like im gonna lose X amount in X time. ill get good grades. ill join this course. learn to overcome phobias and deppression. concentrate on self improvement. etc. while doing these you can meet ton of new people and dont try to force a friendship just flow with it. if you become fit and if you become a silent type, girls will try to talk to you with that in time you will gain ton of confidence etc. summary: first improve yourself, rest comes easy

>>674897859
Move to another place.
Act like you're not a loser.

Who's gonna know?

>>674899495
i like fallout 4, still overrated. you got the idea

>>674897859


GREENTEXT LIFE STORYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>674897859

Nothing matters we're all gonna die. With this in mind go do whatever you want anon.

>>674899645
exactly. i have friends whom were virgins with depression they acted like a fuck boy for a time. got laid etc. people judge you by your actions not your past

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>>674898879
Most of these 'problems' can be fixed. Instead of feeling sorry for yourself make an effort to change yourself. Grab a shower, start working out, eat a salad or two. Join a club or something, if you like Anime or some shit join a society. The only reason you're a loser is because you made yourself one.

>>674899915
this guy gets it. *slow clapping*

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>>674899770
Noone judges me im just alone most of the time

>>674899758
Dont have to much to say its a bit early

>>674899574
>>674899915
These OP

>>674899915
I guess


Thanks

>>674897859
1 month ago i posted similar thing. some guy said one morning you will feel better and you will change your lifestyle and rest will come. that words stopped my suicidal thoughts back then. im tellin this to you now. one day you will wake up and feel good you gonna do something productive and feel good. rest will come with consistency

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>>674900157
None of this 'I guess' malarkey, sort it out lad! Thank me later

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>>674897859
I'm 19, a neet, don't have a single friend irl. I honestly have no clue how to make friends, even the few times I've tried to reach out to strangers I end up getting rejected and made to feel like there's something wrong with me. I honestly have no idea what's wrong with me, I have decent/average looks, tall, speak normally, shower every day, but for some reason I'm completely repulsive to people. Someone can say a joke and people would laugh, if I were to say the same joke people would pretend not to notice it.

The people who give advice are the people who never experienced true pain

>>674900422
my advice is dont try to make friends because forcing something just make you look needy. you should join a society or a course to both improve yourself in a subject and meet new people. with time you will become closer with people. at the start of the year i had no friends. i started to a cooking class. first 2-3 months were dull as nobody knew each other. after then that people started caring about me they celebrated my birthday etc. summary is you just need to let things flow. forced friendships end quick

>>674901080
or someone who suffered and got out of it. promised himself to help others with same problems.

>>674897859
We know.

>>674901080
Pretty much. I don't like using the word, but normies advice basically amounts to
>>sad? don't be sad anymore!

I work out and I've lost nearly ten pounds already but I still feel like shit. There's a lot more going on that their advice doesn't apply to.

>>674901266
you are quoting people who dont know how to influence. when i give advice i strictly say things that may make you feel better. its easy to say think positive etc.

Well op, I'm not overly fat, but I got chub, and I have a 10/10 gf, and I'm not that great looking, confidence is key my friend, I'm one of the most outgoing and funniest students in my school so it helps, just be yourself anon

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>>674901438
Blowing smoke up someone's ass doesn't work most of the time, even if it does it's only temporary. When people say nice things to me it almost always feels hollow and insincere because it's more for them to feel better than for my benefit. They want that "I did my good deed for the day" feeling.

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Same

>>674901266
>"normies"
You know what, go fuck yourself.
I'm 160kg and already lost 40, by going to the gym and meeting self-help groups.

If you dismiss honest, and motivational advice with the "normie" catch-phrase, then you don't really want to change and love to dwell in your missery, simply because you're too lazy to lift your own fat ass out of your self-made problems.

Being fat is a decission.
Being depressed is a decission.
Giving up is a decission.
And if you then have the audacity to smear all over my success, just because I show the guts to change something about myself, then you can end swinging on a fucking strong rope, for all I care.

Cunt.

>>674901093
You might have a point, I try to force quick connections a lot and I am pretty needy, especially because I'm a neet without any friends.

>>674902169
way to confirm yourself as a normie.

>blaming motivational issues on a lack of motivation

>>674897859
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>>674902169
Someone's triggered. I said I was losing weight too, but that doesn't end my problems. It's more than just being physically unattractive.

>>674902010
no you twisted fuckwit, I just found a way to make myself feel better with my own handywork (inb4 fapping), so I wanna share with you the experience I had on that road, so you may become less of a miserable cunt yourself.

Cunt.

>>674902169
lmao but being stupid is not

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>>674897859
Looking for sympathy? Do something about it, don't cry to us.

>>674902259
>>674902349
I suffer from motivational issues myself, you fuckwit. guess why I visit self-help groups.

And do you know the cure? Being pissed off at yourself and developing a will strong enough to overcome your "lack of motivation".

You're sitting in a self-made pit, and even tho it requires constant and hard work, you are not simply to "demotivated" to overcome it, you are straight up lazy. And that my friend, is no mental illness or some excuse. this is just a flaw in your character, so stop sobbing and get better at what you do.

>>674902492
true, hence these fuckwits rather dwell in their own dirt than to admit that their true reason for inaction is laziness.

>>674902695
>>674902851
Say fuckwit again.

>>674902962
fuckwit.
what you gonna do?
punch your monitor?
Go ahead.

>>674901080
Congrats, dumbest thing Ive heard today.

>>674903050
No, just keep painting because it's one of the few things I still enjoy.

Do you go to anger management?

>>674897859
okay heres how to fix being a loser:
Step 1: find a box (can be a finger box just needs to be covered so inside is complete darkness, this step must be done in the dark)
Step 2: fill the box with 36 parts of chlorine and 1 part hydrogen gas, measured by weight
Step 3: cover any openings so inside is complete darkness
Step 4: take outside
Step 5: open box in direct sunlight
Step 6: be amazed with the power of science

>>674903051
ikr
hence I'm flipping my shit ITT.
These retards don't want to change, they just want to connect to other misery-dwellers, so they don't feel like the mess they are anymore.

This is some tumblr-tier craziness going on in here

>>674903277
OP is truly a faggot today. Softer than a woman with all his crying and self pity.

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>>674903170
Because you can sit and don't move to much
>slowclap.avi

Yea, I was in anger management as well. Turns out I see red when meeting openly displayed, blatant ignorance and stupidity.
So maybe you retards actually "triggered" me (if that is even the correct usage of the term), which in turn should maybe make you think about yourself.

>>674898879
Lose some weight, stop being so self degrading and man the fuck up.

>>674897859
Welcome to the club.

>>674903626
I'd say because it's calming and I can be creative with it. A shame about your temper. Getting mad about things on the internet is a pretty serious problem.

>>674897859
You and me both, dude.
Welcome to /b/.

"Mental Issue's" Such as depression are a chemical imbalance in the brain and are hence very much "real" and not merely "a choice".

One piece of "advice" that I hate is that BS about "deal with your on shit"...

Whether it's parents, significant others, co-workers, etc... it's all shit that ya, we have to deal with. Pretending that somehow if you focus on yerself that everyone around you magically changes into prancing fucking unicorns is not only bad advice, but more than a bit insane.

Find what makes you happy, do what you can in life by keeping the good around you and the rest can fuck off, etc. Get real help with real issue's like depression, even if not "curable" ya can still learn how to find passion in life.

Be happy, fuck the rest. Many of those female things enjoy someone that just is simply happy. That's all that's really needed to get a good dick sucking going sometimes :)

>>674897859
say this to an homeless man.

>>674904111
But i cant find what makes me happy because i have social fobia

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>>674904249
Ok

>>674903749
I'd say the worse issue is loosing grip on reality and letting yourself go to shit, because you mistook "lack of depression" with a severe case of laziness.

A lack of motivation is something very common, and very easy to overcome:
Develop a stronger need to change than to stay in status quo.

Laziness on the other hand is taking a break in front of a incoming train. And there is no cure to that, other than admitting that you are a shitstain on the progress-bar in your own life and finding something worth focusing on.

Getting healthy alone is normally enough for decently adjusted people, but sitting on the morale high horse of "but I am ill, I need outside help to carry my ass mimimimimimi" will get you nowhere.

So yea, keep sitting your ass flat and keep painting. And unless someone is willing to buy your shit, you have all the time in the world to envy those who don't let their lives run past them, and in turn spite them with made-up catchphrases like "normie".

You aren't anything special.
You are 1 in several billions of human beings, and your inaction and high nose earns you nothing but a shorter lifetime.

Wanna spite my words?
Stand up and take a walk for the next 3h.
Repeat every day.
???
Profit

>>674904111
you know what choice you always have?
To keep up the fight and wrestle with your inner lazy fatass.

There is no excuse for dwelling in your missery, fuckwit.

Source: Diagnosed with manic/depressive impulses myself. I have days that I feel shit like hell. And especially for these days, there is a huge poster above my bed which spells with fat letters:
GO TO THE GYM
CALL YOUR FRIENDS
TAKE A SUNBATH

These are thing that help me to fight my own issues. If you don't pick up the fight against your disease, then don't expect any kind words from us, especially if you posses the audacity to give us brands.

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Its ok op atleast your lungs work :(

>>674904994
Plenty of physically active skinny depressed people out there.

While physical activity, food, medications, etc all have a chemical reaction that has an effect on the symptoms of the disorder(s) the "choice" is not simply "get over it".

Hence suggestions like finding a passion, treatment, doing things within one's own ability and comfort levels as they expand where they are able.

One does not need to be social to be happy. There is never a simple "do this, be happy" as it is an individual thing for each of us.

If yer not very sociable, then don't try to force yerself to be. Find something you enjoy and then expand into social aspects of that rather than jump into random social situations just to "be sociable"

>>674904371
Not everything requires social interactions. Try things that don't revolve around people, then when ya find something good and that you enjoy, reach out to others into the same things. Bring in people after.

>>674897859
at least you're living in the year 3000

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>>674905310
HAA HAA

>>674899574
hope you aren't saying you can overcome depression cause you only learn to live with it and hide it from other people

>>674897965
Yes he is. So are you.

>>674906219
That's just therapist bullshit. Of course they're gonna say you can't beat it, because then you wouldn't need to go there ever again and they wouldn't get paid. LSD and MDMA have both been proven to cure depression.

>>674902169
being depressed isn't a choice faggot

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>>674906574
forgot this