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Drinking vodka. This happens to me. Not with beer. >does
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Drinking vodka. This happens to me. Not with beer.

>does anyone know what the fuck is going on in my body?
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Faded scars glow
>Captcha drinks
You sick bastards
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You need to get your liver tested ASAP nigga
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>>674885526
Cancer
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When will you fucking cunts learn to STOP exposing women and posting unwanted photos online? Ffs, they trust you with these photos and all you fuckers do is burn that thin line of trust and upload their nudies online. Tits, ass and cunt exposed for the world to see.. How would you feel if you thought you could trust someone and they uploaded your nudies online, you would feel broken, humiliated and degraded.. yeah that's what I thought virgins, all of you VIRGINS thinking you're a fuckin' "alpha". Jesus Christ, put yourselves in other peoples shoes, fuckers..
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>>674885774

mmmh baby, work the shaft!
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Its on my back too.
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Did you eat spaghetti before drinking? I heard spaghetti and vodka can lead to real liver problems.
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>>674885774
Women are annoying mites that do nothing. All their good at is fucking and taking pictures/videos for people to jerk off too.
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>>674885774
wrong thread dumb nigger

>kill yourself and your sister that i fucked
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you are allergic to a component in the vodka or allergic to alcohol altogether had a friend who had it everytime he drank he got those rash
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>>674885934
nigga what?
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>>674885970
I had ramen, a quesadilla, and salsa verde Doritos to eat today. Chicken quesadilla.
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>>674886264
close enough
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>>674886182
On my fucking back.
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Did you take any strong painkillers in the laast 48 hours ?
I got the same red shit all over my body when i drank whiskey after taking ketoprofen
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>>674885688
lol that's syphillis...hahahahahahah you don't know that?
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>>674885526
>allergic to vodka
I sure hope you don't have your eyes set on any down syndrome girl because it sounds like you're allergic to potato!

Rub potato chip grease all over your arms just to be sure.
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Prob allergies. Your metabolism changes ever so often
Either way; I'd prob consult a doctor ASAP if u drink a lot or if it's causing you any distress
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>>674886324
dude definitley a syphallitic reaction, get yourelf to a doctor asap though it's not curable. sorry op. rip.
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>>674886404
Not even tylenol.
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>>674886506
Its hot, but thats it. Like a mild sunburn.
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>>674886533
i agree, also why do you have two toilet papers just sitting around?
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>>674886637
I wondered the same thing
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>>674886324
allergic reaction im telling you, take some claritin
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>>674885934
post your credit card, i can't be sure until i see your digits nigger
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>>674886637
>>674886741
Fucking autistic roommates.
They put syrup in the fridge. Fucking whi does that?
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>>674886774
Two business cards is all you get fuck face.
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>>674886867
da fuck does that have to do with TP? or that key in there?
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Oh fuck man, OP. My heart hurts more and more, I'm getting heart pain nearly daily now.

Looks like I need to go the doc, too.
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>>674886978
They dont use one roll till its gone. They open the pack and use two rolls. Thats why. I dont even know what that key goes to.

>who does that
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IM GOING TO DO IT UNLESS I TALK TO A GENUINE HUMAN BEING..

(402) 612-2940
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>>674887185
do they wipe with two hands at once?
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>>674887240
Op here. Gif related faggot
fuck glock
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>>674887344
Id be surprised if they wipe at all. What with the two different used toilet paper rolls. Fucking window licker bitch ass mother fuckers.
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>>674887472
nigger you're a window licker a[hex twin molester faggot
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>>674887472
have you sucked their dicks?
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>>674887835
Got a fag and a nig nog in my thread.
Pro tip
>you cant prove that.
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>>674888275
nigger fag i'm the same person
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>>674888275
what do their dicks taste like?
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>>674888691
>>674888791
You know the taste.
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>>674889159
naw nigga i suck clean dicks not your rash infected faggot shit
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>>674885526
Totally normal.
You probably have another arm on the other side of you body as well
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>>674889556
Lol.
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>>674885934
I'm high as fuck but I'm pretty sure that's not your back dude
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>>674889373
LOL. Ok. The day i get passed by by a fag is a good one.
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>>674889737
It spreads up from my shoulder. My bad. I took another of my back.>>674886324
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>>674886324
rip op
>He was a faggot, but he was our faggot
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>>674889913
I can die happy.

Im probably just gonna go to bed. Was hopeful for a medfag, to no avail. Just regular fags.
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>>674885526
a few times i got that shit too, i dont know what it is, but it is gone about a one day
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>>674890081
I get like that when I drink.
I assume it's because I have type 2 diabetes, so I don't drink much any more.
You might want to get that checked out just in case.
It's simple blood work
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>>674890476
Thats like the billionth time ive been told i might have diabetus. Ill probably get that checked this week. Although i havent got it checked yet.

Ive got scars from not eating enough. I often feel sick as fuck at random for no reason thats "fixed" from eating. I get shaky and lose focus when i havent eaten in 7+ hours. I sleep better if i fall asleep hungry, but i wake up in pain, sick as fuck. I pass out every time i give blood.
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>>674885526
My grandpa got that 2 weeks before he died...
Jk m80, that can happen with some people when they drink vodka or other high percentage drinks, I suggest to take some vinegar and mix it up with water until you can drink it without hurting your throat. Put that on your arms and your back, wherever that stuff is, it will relax your blood pressure and make the red stuff vanish.
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>>674891421
Vinegar huh?
Worth a try, for science at the very least.
Thanks anon.

Like apple cider vinegar?
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Vinegar shuts down your kidneys nigger. Mix vinegar with alcohol and you end up with deadly alcohol poisoning.
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Her name is Javiela. She cheated on me for a few months before I figured it all out. It hurts like a bitch and it's my time for payback. I am here by today releasing all her videos( bitch loved getting in the ass , jesus that pussy) She is also legal I promise. http://www28.zippyshare.com/v/xo4I7vnh/file.html Will be removed in 5 mintues. /b/ OP is not a fag <3 32
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>>674891735
Gonna research it. Probably try to find something Alton Brown wrote. Have some gun prawn.
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>>674891735
/b/ro vinegar is fucking gr8 when you eat it with meat, what's wrong with u?
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>>674891169
legit same. shit man, we've both got diabetes then.
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>>674893787
I gotta get tested then.
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