Depends if you have to suck dick or not.

None, cause they wouldn't be straight, duh

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>>674765495
who wouldn't

>>674765635
No, just pound that ass, the twink would by sucking your dick and licking your ass and acting real faggy.

>>674765495
would depend if i could get it up

>>674765495
>hello sir can i take your order
ah yes can i have a Hitler Burger
a large side of french fried paris
a limited edition Gas mask from the jew chambers toy, for my baby cousin, he is jewish
a big sized Blitzkrieg soda
another burger, Britain Bombings deluxe
a handful of Normandy napkins, i get dirty sometimes
a lot of Stalin sauce, the extra bitter stuff
also a Hiroshima Hamburger
A medium kamikaze slushy drink, extra boom flavor
an order of Messerschmitt mic niggets
and lastly a side of Panzer strips, extra thick

oh and almost forgot, a huge order of massive faggot, for my pal Op here

>>674765495
Been doing it since I was a young teen, married now

I'd fuck them and unload in their ass as long as I could say no homo first.

>>674765495
Who is that?

>>674765788
This is the only correct answer.

Someone who thinks they are straight but gets horny with boipussi or dick is a latent homesexual. In denial.

My bf would somehow immediately know when Mr. Happy was within ten feet of a twink's happy hole. Bad bad things would happen before Mr. Happy was nine feet from said butthole

>>674765495
Zero. Straight men don't fuck dudes.

>>674765788
/thread

>>674766247
Or Bi

>>674766408
true shit

>>674766093
Matthew Keading

if no1 is finding out? I'd fuck him, eat his ass suck his cock. then go home and cuddle my wife

>>674765495
If he was enough of a twink I'd fuck him, I don't give a shit either way if anyone would find out.

>>674766593
Or yes, a latent bisexual. Thank you Captain Nitpick.

You can be straight and fuck a twink. If you don't want to be in a relationship or live as a fag.

well let's check the old 'won the lottery' bucket list
>fall asleep on pile of naked, underage boys
ok then

>>674766795
>You can be straight and fuck a twink.
The cognitive dissonance is astounding, to say the least.

>>674765998
I even collect shemale porn, but not gay porn

>>674766795
what about if you are emotionally and sexually attracted to women but only sexually to twinks?

>>674767097
So does this make you a latent homosexual in denial?

>>674767240
No only like feminist penis

>>674767356
But it's still a dick?

Where is the line drawn? Is a person who likes twinks less gay than a person who likes big hairy men? I don't think so.

>>674767637
Hairless twink with a cute penis maybe be okay, I am hairy enuff

>>674765495
Honestly, I did for the first time last night.
>Be me
>Got drunk as fuck
>Decide fuck it, I've secretly jacked off to gay threads a lot
>Might as well try the real thing
>Search Okcupid
>Find 18 year old dude who looks attractive enough
>Message him
>Fall asleep
>Wake up, he messaged me back
>Nervous as fuck
>Message him back and forth
>Video chat on skype
>Talk him into coming over for vidya, food, and playtime
>He knows I've never been with a dude but am curious
>He gets here
>Heart pounding and nervous as shit
>Go to bedroom
>Undo his pants and take out his cock
>Not that weird to touch and stroke. Kinda like touching me but I don't feel it
>He's smaller than me but still 6.5 inches and thick
>Say fuck it, now or never
>Start sucking. Doesn't taste weird like expected. Doesn't taste like anything
>Thick so I worry about teeth and such but he enjoys it
>Says he can't cum from a bj but I give it my best shot.
>Asks me to fuck him in the ass
>Cannot get hard to save my life
>Get hard ENOUGH to slap a condom on and stick it in
>Fuck his ass til he cums, which is hot because making someone cum turns me on
>I cum
>Pull out and condom comes off and stays in his ass
>Feel regret but it fades
>Spend the rest of the night playing vidya games and randomly stroking and sucking him
>Tried to fuck him again but could not get hard

7/10 experience.

He seems like a good guy and I'd prob hang out with him again and maybe play with his dick if I got in that mood. But I guess I'm not gay because I couldn't get it up for him.

It's weird... you get used to reaching down and feeling a slit and a clit and then you reach down and there's a hard dick and it's new and different.

http://www.myvidster.com/video/60723318/this_is_the_easy_way_to_suck_-_Rockjockcock

>>674765495
only if they dressed up in women's clothes

>>674767097
You're a fag

Only faggots fuck faggots.

/thread

Now fuck off

>>674768249
I think you were just nervous

>>674768386
Thats what my dad said too

>>674765495
As a gay guy I've always found this "straight" thing to be cringy. Cause lets face it, straight men don't have sex with other men. That's just not how it works.

If you do that, you're bi, or at least bicurious.

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>>674768532
> /threads own post

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Only if I was a faggot so yea

>>674768707
Plenty of gay men have had long-term relationships and even fathered children with women. But they identify as 100% gay once they come out. So are they really bi in denial

>>674765495
zero, because if they would, they're bi or gay, obv.

>>674765998
My 1st sex experince i was a young lad, with another guy didnt think of it as a homo
>pleased each other

if i find him attractive i dont see why not.

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>>674769198
Those men turn that way because of feminism.

Ask Carl!

I thought I might be bi, so I experimented and didn't like it at all. Awful experience.

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An hero all of you

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>>674769515
>fagoot in denial

Like how old were some guys 1st time with guys?

This has nothing to do with the gay discussion but while you are talking about sexual attraction. Can someone offer some advice.

I am single and am finding it harder and harder to get hard. Porn doesn't do anything for me anymore. I haven't been in a relationship for years. I went to a prostitute a few years ago but I could barely get it up. The sex was awful. It wasn't like sex with the ex-girlfriend, who I still fantasize about.

Should I stop looking at porn? Keep in mind I am not looking to find a relationship again, it just worries me that I am becoming impotent. In a regular day I jerk off around five times to porn. Now hardly any porn gets me going. I used to get hard even thinking about porn.

>>674766337
Did this all happen at a magic the gathering tournament?

>>674766662
That's alright, just don't consider yourself straight

>>674765550
did this nigger pierce his taint?

>>674767000
Trips dont lie

>>674766478

I would fuck that, whatever it is

>>674768249
The funny thing is my ex gf came over randomly because I told her I was busy for the night.... guess she was tryin to catch me fucking a girl and then bitch about it. Ex still has a key and I was stroking this guy's dick when she came in the apartment. She wandered in and saw us both in the bed and him wearing my pajama pants. I told her the truth, that I invited him over to suck his dick and fuck all night, but in a sarcastic way where she didn't believe me lol. She left shortly after. If only she knew what really went down.

Half of old Hollywood was gay. Half of old political figures were gay. The fact is a lot of people would get mindfucked if they knew how many people historically might've been gay. In the old days, it was tied to sexism. The difference then was, you didn't talk about it. You denied up until the tv cameras caught you fucking three trannys and then you still denied it. One of things the American Psycho movie left out of the book was that Patrick Bateman was obsessed with tranny porn. Straight anal porn, but also tranny porn. All of these rappers talk about masculinity, when 1 in 3 black men have seen prison time and 1 in 3 men in prison report being raped. That's not even counting the consent and the people doing the raping. Being gay is in every fucking part of our society the reason modern gays are hated is because they're talking about it and making it an identity. Half of the Nazi high command was gay, it pissed Hitler off, but nonetheless it was true.

>>674771748
Who apart from Rohm?

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>>674771137
that's roxy red

think he's a tranny now

>>674765495
Idk op. Why? You offering? ;P

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>>674770823

I've done it.
My best mate is gay.
It's not that great to be honest.

I would

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>>674772143
So is Ava Keading

>>674768249
more stories

>>674768542
Meh I dunno. I'll hang out with him again for sure because he's a good guy. Not sure if I will attempt to fuck him again. But randomly fucking with his dick / sucking it was just an interesting experience. Don't feel bad about it or anything and it was exciting. But even when super nervous I've been able to perform with girls.

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>>674772257
Fuck me, he/she/it is hot.

>>674772658
LOL that's legit my only story and it happened last night. Dude left like an hour ago.

>>674765495
If I could, then I would

>>674765788
he said fuck not get fucked.

>>674772687
thats a yumyum hole

>>674772257
nice
>tfw no boy and trans roxy pets

>>674765495
I would.

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>>674772779
post a pic of him from okcupid?

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>>674772628
i love it when cute boys become hot trannies

>>674773348
meh I would but don't wanna cause him any shit. He's a good dude and I appreciate that he was cool as I figured shit out

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>>674773520

https://youtu.be/aZs3VGxOdcE

I need to buy more cute clothes for my qt twink boy to wear for me.

But I'm not fashionable and don't know what to get him. Sigh.

>>674772779
Go into a bit more detail, then? What'd you guys play, what did he look like/sound like/say, what kinda underwear did he wear, was he circumcised, what was fucking him like, what'd his precum taste like. I know it just happened but throw us a bone here

>>674765495
is this a serious thread? faggot

a straight man wouldn't consider it at all, since we are STRAIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTT

THE CLUE IS IN THE FUCKING TERM, STRAIGHT!

>>674774119
>a straight man wouldn't consider it at all, since we are STRAIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTT
you're fooling nobody, faggot. you came in to the thread to look at twinks. the hysterical reaction and exaggerated attempt to proclaim your own straightness is what marks you out as a fag in denial.

I want to be a slave to a twink

>>674765495
None because straight men don't fuck other men, closet gays and bi's do that shit, aswell as open gays ofcourse, look up the definition of straight you rentboy

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>>674774558
anyone else have any before and after?

>>674773892
Uh we played some Mario kart and super Mario maker.

He looked like an average guy, short hair, glasses, slight chub (prob 185 and 5'9)

Sounded just slightly gay with the gay accent but you could play it off I guess.

He wore blue boxer briefs.

Fucking him was a weird experience. I jacked his dick as I fucked him and It was just a really new experience. I had a hard time staying hard but I wanted to please so I did my best. He did cum which was cool.

I didn't taste any precum. I tried to get it out. I wanted the saltiness and was trying to get that experience but I could not get him to precum and after he came from me fucking him he told me he wouldn't be able to cum for a couple days.

If you don't say no homo before the tip of your cock touches his arsehole, you will be irreversibly gay.

>>674773520
>>674773586
thats not the same person. No way

>>674774584
>swell as open gays ofcourse, look up the definition of straight you rentboy
What about men in prison?

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>>674774663
it is

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>>674774558
>>674774611
>>674774810
nope I refuse to believe. Although you can see the masculinity in the last one but nope

>>674767000
Even though trips, I doubt you even know what cognitive dissonance means.

>>674767240
You really really like the word latent, don't you?

>>674774939
these two are sasha shatalova
>>674774558
>>674774611
this is yegor vorobyov
>>674773520
>>674773586

>>674774989
>>674775086
Why wouldn't he like it, he constantly reads about it when struggling with his own desires

>>674775278
who is this? >>674774870 he needs more work

>>674775086
Lol

>>674769892
I think you need to get your ass over your ex. You obviously still are infatuated with her. I don't know the specifics of the break up but it's done and she's gone.

Get over feeling sorry for yourself.

Or if you're a weak fuck, slap a cage on your cock and get fucked by some Beef cake.

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>>674775492
yegor vorobyov/ kireevaeva

My friend was always trying to wind me up by calling me a faggot. I tried to ignore it but he wouldn't stop and it was getting tiring. One time he said, "you're such a faggot" and I'd had enough. I pulled my cock out of his arse, slid the condom off, unclasped my nipple clamps, removed the Viennese mask from my face and stormed out of his apartment and haven't spoken to him since.

>>674774625
>185 and 5'9
meh, sure it wasnt anything terrible, probably had a qt tummy even, but i hate fat
You didn't try any of his cum after fucking him? I would have lapped it up off the sheets, might have given him a thrill

>>674775716
I keep having nightmares about her, I tried to forget her. If taking a beef cake up the arsch would make me forget her I would do it. I don't think so somehow.

>>674775754
ooh more pls he looks so different compared to the other pics

>>674775958
He came all over his chest at stomach. I'm big so it hurt him when I tried doggy. I laid him on him back and fucked him while jacking him off. Once i came i had the "dafuq did i just do" feeling so i didnt taste his cum. Just got him some paper towels to clean up

I was curious so I met up with this young priest through a gay hookup site. I went to his place and he gave me a blowjob which was almost as good as the ones my gumless grandmother used to give me under the crawlspace. When it came to my turn, I sucked his penis and when he was about to come he started groaning and took his cock in his hand and started jerking it while saying "worm of God, you take away the sins of the cum". I was expecting a shower of cum but instead there was this one, thin long yellow worm that came out of his cockhead. It kept coming out in one long movement like some terrible snake of liquid cheese. I barfed and ran away.

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>>674776038
You are fucking pathetic.

Let me guess, she was your first "true love" and she took your virginity. She probably cheated on you and maybe even taunted you with the fact that she sat on every stiff dick she could find.

Dude. Seriously. Get the fuck over yourself. You will never be happy, you'll die miserable and alone after fucking one girl because you let her break you.

I'm not even gonna waste my time typing any more to you. You obviously enjoy wallowing in your own misery and self pity. Your life is never going to change until you nut the fuck up and ranger the fuck on.

Jesus Christ why is my generation filled with such fucking worthless pussies?

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>>674776391
probably because there's a bit of shooping going on in that pic

>>674776948
>Let me guess, she was your first "true love" and she took your virginity. She probably cheated on you and maybe even taunted you with the fact that she sat on every stiff dick she could find.

No and no. And nothing else out of the 4chan relationship book either. I am not interested in another relationship as I am unemployed and women don't date unemployed men. Plus all the women my age have children from revious relationships. I can't choose not to have nightmares, I don't control them. I'm not in contact with her and don't try for any.