I don't steal.

>>674596224
I've passed the teen age time without being conviced of a felony.

Best photoshopper evar

Run DMC was the best rap group of all time.

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I fuck white girls.
Pic related

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>>674596401
haha nice try

>>674596224
i like kurtis blow

I said bye to my father as I left for work.

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I have a job that doesn't involve committing felonies

I drive a 91 dodge truck

Rap is not music.

>>674596224
Don't have to.
Only niggers are obsessed by the need of proving they are actually black.

I don't use my race as a defense (or use other people's race against them) whenever I fail or do something wrong

I used an accountant to file my taxes two weeks ago

>>674596224
i get to say things like 'thanks for the warning officer' and 'hi dad'

>>674596224
I am virgin with no gf

I use the fucking sidewalk

voted for Bernie, not Hillary

>>674596696
by definition....thank you (i agree)

>>674596224
i have never been in jail

I dont have a gallon of hot sauce to put on everything i eat.

i know my dad

>>674596224
My parens are educated

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I just financed my 2012 Chevy for 72 months, and I already have an basic plan to pay it off in 2 years, so I can skip a out on a lot of interest.

>>674596865
You shouldn't be proud of this

wat

I fuck my relatives

I owed on my taxes... and I paid.

>>674596555

Nice trips.

when i walk down the street, people don't cross the street to avoid me.

>>674596224
I kill my parents

>>674596224

I have an IQ of 138, statistically it's nearly impossible that I'm black since only roughly .2% of blacks have IQ's over 130 while 5% of whites do.

>>674596224
>that trigger nigger

I hace a small dick

I can read.

I pay taxes, no child support, I own my car that I bought new with 70% cash down, I own my home, I have a savings account, I graduated college, I own a small business.

>>674597291
kek

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I prepare a school shooting

I actually have a future

>>674596224
I work in a jail

I buy cotton t-shirts

>>674597523
i hear that, 172 here

>>674596224
I'm latin... I'm not white or black

>>674596224
>Prove you're white.
My photoshopped gun in school wouldn't be photoshopped

I have a credit score of 749

>>674596224
I know the alphabet.

>>674596865
hullo pinko
>>>/reddit/

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>>674596224
I have a Job.

I just named my child 'Stefan'

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>>674596224
I vote trump

I bought a handgun at the age of 16 and didn't take a hundred pictures of it and put it Facebook.

>>674596224
I can say " i love you dad " and mean it

>>674596865
that would just prove your a cuck, black people are voting for hillary

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I love traps, black cock and rating cock

Voted Trump and I go on /pol/.

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>>674597724
´nope you are not faggert

I just opened an organic bookshop two blocks down the street

I have an IQ of 140, I have a 7" penis, and I am not a felon. Oh, and I am an engineer and I have to ability to visit my dad without visiting a prison.

Just finished having sex with my sister

>>674597724
Only white guy here

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>>674598481
#SupportTrump

I live in Seattle

I have a job and never been to jail.

Went to my cousins wedding that was on a plantation in the Carolinas where there used to be 300+ slaves owned there.

i am pedophile and vote trump

I'm unable to leave my parents home because I can't cope with the real world, but I make it through the day by biting about how affirmative action deprived me of a perfect life

I just spent a whole day on facebook

I don't like watermelon

>>674598885
Seattle proper or Shoreline, Tukwila etc?

I like Green Day.

I can swim

I don't like green day

>>674596224
kfc tastes like shit

>>674596224
college graduate

I eat ass

>>674596224
i walk down the street and people dont look at me

>>674599440
>>674599533
Whitest anon's in the thread everyone.

>>674596224
I own six guns and have never once posed in a picture with them.

>>674596224
i read books
and i fully enunciate my words.

>>674596224
i can count to 3

Not to be racist, but...

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I can read

There is literally nothing wrong with bieng Jewish.

>>674596224
Well I'm not in prison, so...

I try to take credit for the accomplisments of others because we have the same skintone.

>>674597625
Wow. Same.

I love being white

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I think it speaks for itself....he's my hero

>>674599577
confirmed.

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>>674596224
I own a sig sauer not a hi point.

Im taller then most girls

>>674596224
got a Phg in forensic science

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>>674596224
I'm argentinian

>>674596224
Itt: black people realize that their culture is a disease

>>674596224
no, you prove i'm a nigger!

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>>674600292
kek

>>674600549
you are white, and a son of bitch too! ahahha

>>674597793
savage

>>674596224
I'm not a nigger. I vote conservative, not for handouts, I have a job, I have a father whom I shared my entire life with. Also, I hate bootlipped spearchuckers.

I'm married and have no children. I don't live off of welfare. I have a job. I have no criminal history. I don't clap my hands when I talk.

i dont bang fat chicks

I have a job

>>674596224
I killed my parents

>>674599893
gestapo! Hier zeigen Sie mir Ihre Papiere .

>>674596224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q925lmJPVs

>I like watching nigs fuck my girlfriend.

I dont like rap

>>674601398
SOURCEEEEE!

>>674596224


My rap lyrics do not involve clubs or hoes.

>>674596224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3E_PN3TsAE

YOU'RE

People don't cross the street when I walk towards them.

>>674600292
youre a loser, but also this is spot on.

Galileo, Copernicus, and Einstein are a few of my idols. tupac who?

>>674601695
Got some news here for you chief, you may not be a nigger but you might as well be

>>674596224
i make fun of "inferior" races because I feel insecure as an individual

>>674601509
blacks are cucks by default, seeing as how they exclusively date stupid whores,

>>674596224

That's a replica, dumb little niglet.

>>674596224
I got a traffic ticket, I had insurance, a license and proof of registration. Didn't get beaten or tased

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This is my fb profile pic

>>674602216
So your mom is a stupid whore?

>>674596224
encyclopedia : enough said!

>>674602484
Police are so nice when you cooperate with them.
Blacks will never figure that out.

Quinoa and roasted pork taste pretty great

I am responsible for my actions, understand that consequences exist, and have integrity.

My name is Donald Trump Jr.

>>674596224
I never had to pick cotton

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>>674602105
>owns a gun
>is a loser

nice

>>674596224
I can't dance, play the base or understand a word of that pigeon English they speak.

I know my fathet

>>674596224
I listen to creed and nickleback

>>674603504
you're proud of your inabilities

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>>674596224
I have never stolen a bicycle.

I can start a riot with one word.

>>674596224
When a cop stops me I say: "Good day officer", and not "I din do nuffin"

>>674604317
Trump is a joke.

I'm going to get to draw from social security

>>674596224
Actually we just had a bunch of Africans up here in north Sweden, maybe somalians or whatnot and even if not say much to them and they do not say much to me they look like nice people.

Yes they have very dark skin which is very unusual up here but i get no negative vibes at all, maybe we got the good ones or maybe they are just good people running from war and stuff.

>>674597523
Damn, I felt that burn through my computer screen.

>>674596224
I snort mass amounts of cocaine on a daily basis.

Put the airsoft gun down black kid

>>674604571
and you're an idiot if you think i was talking about trump

>>674596593
I drive an 85 ramcharger

I'm not white

>>674596224
I am a computer programmer. I am able to invent new things and add value to the world.

>>674605281
I'm just stating facts. Don't put words into my mouth you piece of shit. Fuck Trump and his hate campaign.

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>>674600549

I think Run the Jewels is the best rap group ever

I own my house with a pool. None of my vehicles are over 3 years old. And my wife is the head of finance for a non profit.

>>674596224


Point me towards a school and hand me a machine gun.

>>674596224
hello its nice to meet you, pleasant night isn't it?
would you like a cup of tea

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>>674596224

"Ice Ice Baby" Was and always will be the best hip hop anthem

>>674596224
I like lots of mayo

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i dont have a designated shitting street

i have evolved

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>>674606231

>>674596224
I like church's chicken and crack

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>>674606473

>>674596224
i bought my tv

>>674596224
im probably going to spend roughly $250usd on Airsoft stuff this weekend.

>>674606299
RIGHT THATS IT.

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I intentionally gathered significant savings before having a child.

>>674596224
My dad came back from getting smokes

>>674597523
Last time i tested like 10 years ago i had between 160 and 180 (i work in theroretical physics) but even i have resigned to Einstein, Plank, Gödel, Turing, Bohr and so on.

I know i will never even get close to these geniuses ever so i guess IQ is not a good measure of intelligence. Maybe these guys (and a few women) had something more than intelligence an undefined property we have not learned to measure yet, lets call it the GF or Genius Factor :D.

Macklemore deserved the Awards in rap

>>674596224
That's easy to prove.
Example= You are a stupid little niglet and you will probably die because the cops or owner of whatever you are trying to steal shoots your black ass with a REAL firearm.

>>674596224
Got no time for this shit, gotta go to work.

>>674596224
3^2 + 4^2 = 5^2
√7389 = ???
--> white but not asian

>>674596224
I bought my bike

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I haven't been pulled over for anything in over 20 years, even though I drive ~350 miles weekly

I got a Phd and a Bsc, I've never been to prison, I don't holler at females, or beat them. I don't rely on a myth to propagate rumours that I have a large penis, I just show it. I played Rugby for 10 years, I have stayed with the mother of my children and even married her before they were born,
In conclusion, I am not adopted and both my parents are white.

I love me some watermelon and fried chicken.

am I doing it rite?

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I can't play bass or basketball.

Studied on a Deutsche Schule

>>674596555
You live at home with daddy
>cracker confirmed

I have a small penis and want to watch a black man fuck my lady friends

>>674607534
>but even i have resigned to Einstein, Plank, Gödel, Turing, Bohr and so on.
>even I
Yeah the difference between yourself and them is they actually made a difference in the world and you happen to know their formulas

>>674596224
My Parents are still Married, and I have graduated from College

>>674610244
You sound Jewish

All lives matter

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>>674609274

I leave my house unlocked at night and a have a cop as a neighbor.

I don't get accused of being an oil spill every time I go in water

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ITT: We share God Tier music bands.

I don't have boost mobile.

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>>674596224

>>674596224
I put mayonaise on everything.

i only listen to rock and metal

I have no previous convictions

>>674612529
thats asians silly

.. now to prove I am american
please add five serving of bacon, a super large fries and a small diet coke to my order

>>674596224
i dont rap

>>674596224
I know who is my father

>>674607581
This meme was made by a white person whose scared of the word nigger

>>674602571
How does it feel to have sickle cell nignog?

>>674596224
i try to be a good person and i am self-critical

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>>674596476

the reason she had to quickly glance at this animal was to see if she was about to be struck by the wild animal. Her face seems uneasy prior the glance.

>>674596224
I can't cry "white hate" when i'm pulled over my the police.

I'm not fast at running.

I don't use a derogatory term for my race, as a greeting.

>>674596224
i have a job and contribute to society

I listen to Moonman

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>>674596224