No and why would I?

Every time i go to a friends house im in there sisters or moms panties

>>674516843
The smell is like an Aphrodisiac or something, just makes it better..
>>674517016
>Moms
never got this, too old..

>>674517123
Depends on age and if there a milf

>>674516733
>I stole my hot cousin's panties and and constantly wore them

>in college I go through my roomates panties alot and crossdress in her clothes

>>674516733
Yup
Years ago in Hs. This chick we used to hang out with. She had huge tits. I stole a thong from her drawer. Had a half chub the rest of the night, from mere fact of being in same room with her and having her thong in my pocket. Fapped with them like crazy. Think I still have them kek

>>674517805
Okay, thats a little different, I just like the way pussy smells boss.

i have quite literally hundreds
fills a backpack

>on time Im at my friends house
>were all drinking
>I get exile out the room so walk to the bathroom
>after im in I duck into his moms room
>i quickly go through her dirty clothers
>I find her underwear and start burying my face in it
>I find a tiny green thong and I hid it on me
>make it out next day and get naked in the thong in the forest
> I came inside of it and threw it into a creek

>>674518112
I'm always afraid they'll notice them sticking out in my pockets, or something.

>be me
>13
>hyper sexual
>jerk off every 5 minutes
>porn ain't enough
>go to chatroulette
>"real time tits please"
>wade through dick after dick
>find a "girl"
>hindsight it either a video, or a guy working with the girl
>13 year old libido didn't know
>girl shows tits
>raging teenage hardon
>jerk off
>on camera for "girl"
>'girl' asks "you got a sister?
>sister was 10 at time
>"yeah"
>"If you get some of her panties I'll show my pussy"
>seems like a fair trade
>run over to her room
>grab a pair from her drawer
>show on camera
>"ohhhh, now jerk off with them"
>I do
>kinda ehh because I dislike my sister
>goes on for about 20 minutes
>girl cums
>I am getting kinda raw at this point
>stranger disconnects
>whatnow.jpeg
>throw the panties away
if you're into it give it a shot but at your own risk
on a second note I am disturbed to think there is cp of me jerking off with my sisters panties on the internet

>>674518223
>make it out next day and get naked in the thong in the forest
whoa

Everytimr my brother's girlfriend comes over she usually leaves a couple pairs and when he goes to work I sneak into his room and take them and sniff them and fap with them

>>674518238
I was wearing jeans. Stuck in pocket and just be conscious about it being in there. They'll stay in there bro, don't worry lol

>>674518434
... skinny jeans? Skinny chinos?
I got to be a fashionable perv you know..

>>674518564
Skinny jeans are for faggots. Normal jeans

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>>674516733
I steal panties any chance I get.

I've stolen quite a few pairs from my sister and mom over the years, and was actually given a pair or two by the both of them (complicated story).

Stole a pair from my grandma, stole a pair from my girlfriend, before she ended up giving me two pair and I felt bad and secretly put the other pair back.

I've also stolen from people whom I've done work for and from the laundry room of the place I used to live.

>>674516733
Does anyone else just do this just for the rush? I used to do sneak and smell panties thinking it was a huge turn on, then I started actually eating pussy and fucking chicks. Now not a single thing about the smelling panties does anything for me. Just me?

>drinking with girl
>pretty buzzed but she's fucked up
>starts to lay down and barely talk
>drinking smoking casual as fuck look over
>she's passed out
>i run to her room and literally take about 15 pairs and a bra
>stuff into pockets and boxers
>run back to her room
>fully erect
>slowly move her shirt up

continue????

>>674518642
tell the story of your sis giving them maybe?

>>674518683
It's hot having panties of girls you shouldn't have. Like buddies gf or whatever

>>674518767
yeah

I work for a moving company, and people always leave their clothes in their drawers. I take a pair of panties from almost every move I can. They never notice

>>674518767
g8 b8 m8

>>674518836
Yeah. How long does that rush last though?

>>674518886
Hey Billy.

>>674517805
Nice show pics

>>674519165
Billy?

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>>674519129
A fap or two minimum
It's good

Forbidden pussy

>>674518814
It was back after I had just graduated highschool in 2010. Her boyfriend had wanted a copy of Pokemon White version for his birthday, but she couldn't afford it, so I offered to giver her my copy in exchange for a pair of her panties. She didn't know what to think at first, but eventually she reluctantly agreed. And since then I have gotten a few more by trading her things for them. I got two pair from my mom for helping her move in echange for the lunch she was gonna buy me. She already knew that I crossdressed so it didn't really bother her, especially since it meant she didn't have to spend money on me. But I wear for sexual pleasure so it was mostly a win for me.

>>674519129
It lasts until I fap. I generally try not to fap too soon afterwards because then I feel guilty and wanna put them back. After a few days or so, if I don't do this, they're just added to my collection. So I'd say the rush lasts for as long as I don't masturbate.

>be me
>going to college in a small town
>living in a 3 bedroom house with two girl roommates
>they don't lock their door
>i steal their panties
>sniff them
>wrap them around my cock
>jack off while sniffing them while watching porn
>i like wet panties with their vagina juices
>licking them became a hobby
>they never found out
>i graduate
>before i do, pantyraid.png
>wear their lace panty for girlfriend now and telling girlfriend it's a new trend of man thongs
>girlfriend loves seeing my bulge in lace
>girlfriend jumps me every time she sees me in them
>girlfriend buys sexy lingerie to reward me
>i regret nothing.

>Was living at my ex wife's sisters house with her daughter... daughter and mom both are a solid 7/10 so I was horny as fuck one day and went into their laundry baskets looking... nothing good in the moms I went into the daughter.... she's fresh 18 at this point not allowed to date mind you. So I went and found some of hers and never noticed the door open behind me. She sees me stroking it and I turn beat red... so does she and she quickly closes the door and I kinda stand there and it opens again and she proceeds to take off her shirt and says she's wanted to fuck me for a while. .. and that she spys on me in the shower and I can cum on her face.... now I end up saying fuck it and drop the panties and grab her big brown nipples and suck on them.... we then go bang it out on her mom's bed and I cum on her stomach and she just plays with it for a while. Her mom was out of town for 4 days we end up fucking the whole weekend and I cum in her as much as I cum down her throat... she kinda started getting off at me cumming on her face to. Lived there for another 6 months before going overseas... I got head and fucked probably 4 or 5 times a week for the rest of the time I was there.

I used to steal my sisters' and mom's panties out of the dirty laundry and smell them while fapping. I also used to fap in my parents' bedroom when they weren't home

Got another story to...

I have two stories actually, this is the first one.

>Be me
>Huge pervert
>About 18
>Go to anime convention with three girls that I wanted to fuck so badly
>Had sexual thoughts about them
>Had fapped to them before
>We had separate rooms
>Go over to their room to hang out
>They're just doing each other's hair and talking about anime while watching anime
>I ask if I can shower in their room because I was lazy and didn't want to go back to mine
>"Sure anon go ahead"
>Go into bathroom
>Bunch of panties on the floor
>Become super horny
>Get completely naked and start fapping with them
>Turn shower on so they don't get suspicious
>Trying to enjoy it for as long as I can eventually I hear a knock on the door
>"Hey anon are you almost done?"
>Get nervous
>"Yeah, sorry just a bit longer"
>Keep fapping and blow a huge load that my legs shake
>Put panties in the exact spots on the floor that I found them in so they wouldn't notice
>Take fast shower
>Come out of bathroom as nonchalant as possible
>"Sorry I like to take long showers"
>They made masturbation jokes
>They never knew I was actually masturbating to their dirty panties on the bathroom floor

They never questioned it at all, I feel like they knew what I was doing in there and surely they knew that their dirty panties were laying on the floor, they also knew I was a HUGE pervert and didn't care. They actually teased me about it all the time so I wonder if they left them there on purpose, who knows. Anyway it was hot as fuck and I enjoyed it so much, that was about six or seven years ago but I still remember it like it was yesterday. I don't even talk to any of those girls anymore, we stopped talking after High School.

>>674521205
When you got those well to do parents, with a nice bedroom and a comfy ass bed, and your mom wears victorias secret bras and panties. All lace, satin, or this stretchy but comfy as fuck material called lycra. That's the room you wanna jerk off in while wearing your mom's stuff.

My mom's bed was crap, and she only had cheap cotton panties, but it worked the same.

>>674516733
I used to install alarms for a living and was more than often left alone at peoples houses alone and would always look for thophies like panties or stuff from the female clients rooms. Had a whole box of panties and lingerie in the end. Never got caught or anything. Once found a furry outfit in a guys closet and came on it and just put it back in the wardrobe

> was fucking my ex wife's niece and her mom came home like two hours after and I've gotten head from her a couple of times at this point... she kinda sucks at it to much teeth and only goes down to the top of my head... well anyway her daughter takes off for the rest of the night and so I grab a beer and she does to then pours me a shot of tequila and we chat a bit and have a few more shots and a few more beers... had not fucked her at this point but I walk up behind her and grab her by the hips and push my cock against her. She pushes back and laughs so I kiss her neck a little and grab her tips seeing as she is wearing nothing but a cotton nightgown. I end up kissing and grabbing a bit then slide my hands down and under the shirt and notice she isnt wearing panties and rub her pussy. I end up unbuttoned right there and just slide myself in her right there.. end up cumming in her as she begged me to. Ended up in my bed with her that night and we fucked more... the next morning I noticed her daughters bra was on the floor... did a quick scoop and mixed it into my dirty clothes before she noticed...

Second story

>Be me
>18
>Just starting college
>Go to anime convention with a two girls that I become friends with my first semester there
>Both are super cute
>One girl says we have to pick her friend up at the airport because she is coming with us
>We all stayed in the same room
>Me and three super cute girls
>Get to hotel room
>Relax a bit
>"You guys ready to go to the convention!"
>I say "I'll catch up with you guys I'm kind of tried from all the driving"
>"Oh, okay anon will meet up with you when you get there just text us"
>They leave the hotel room
>I proceed to rummage through their things and find their panties
>Get completely naked
>Lay on one of the beds and fap like a madman with all their panties
>I switch out rubbing them all over my dick
>Eventually I blow a huge leg shaking orgasm load
>Put the panties back in their bags where I found them
>Walk to the convention

They never knew a thing, it was so easy to get away with and so hot. I also shared a bed with one of them but she had a MEGA crush on em, we actually cuddled and made out. We were actually somewhat dating already but it was more like FWB, she really had a thing for me though. She was the super submissive type as well, really gave me a lot of control over her though I didn't feel comfortable having that much power over someone but she didn't mind it. I kind of ignored her sometimes but I feel like she got off on it, I caught her sniffing my clothes one time but I never told her that I saw her doing that.

Girl was a kinky freak but a super hot one, I really miss her. She left my college after the first two years or so, something about her parents not having the money to keep sending her.

i fucking love satin fullbacks

>13 or so
>sister is joining navy and family is helping her move
>riding around in her car with her notice a thong in between seats
>steal thong
>hide it deep in my underwear drawer so I can wear it

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>>674521764
Great stories dawg, thanks

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hail satin!

been nickin every pair i can find for the past 20 years HAIL SATIN!

i have a few ones from the girls i met on dating sites... after I fucked them i ask them if i can have the pantie as souvenir... sometimes I go with them in a boutique to buy them new ones in replacement

>>674519783
That's fucking creepy... Ever thought about going on a Jerry Springer type of show?

>>674522777
Fullback panties are the only way to go, because they fill out the ass and it looks hot as fuck.

I came in my sister's panties all through hs and still do

>>674523244
Thanks, it is strange how they both took place at anime conventions, well sharing hotel rooms with girls is probably the easiest way to fap with their panties.

Actually sharing rooms with a girl in general is an easy way to fap with their panties, if you are living together. I know some people steal panties from girl's places but I've never tried that, I know some guys might steal girls panties from the laundry room at a college or something but I don't have the balls to do that. I'm a college student and sometimes girls come to the guy's floor to do laundry but you'd have to be careful if you steal something, basically just wait until nobody is in the laundry room. I see reports about people saying people stole their clothes all the time on my college campus, it's more common than people thing.

>>674523864
indeed trips never lie hail SATIN!

>>674523823
Coming from a guy who is in a thread on /b/ about stealing and jerking it to other's panties.

>>674523823
You must be new here kek

>>674524280
I'm all for stealing and jerking it in girls panties, but when your sister and your mom give you their used panties as a form of currency...wtf?

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Panties are just the best

>>674524957
I used my grandmas panties!

>>674525189
Yeah that's just weird. Unless your grandma was a playboy bunny back in the day or something...

>>674525353
panties are panties dude. You collect them, and they come from all walks of life, and they can be like trophies from a daring theft or girl that you had a super huge crush on in school but never had a chance with. And with any form of a collection, you find seedy ways to get them.

>>674525353
not weird if she was hot eh? what if i told you shes dead and im wearing a pair of hers right now?

fun question can you get stds or anything from fapping with used panties

>>674525653
are you 13?

I once nutted on my cousins panties and got paranoid that she might get pregnant. Mind you I was 11 at the time.

Im A fan of this but I mostly use my sister panties. Shes a fan of thongs and skimpy panties do im always looking for new pairs.
I once stole a pair while drinking at a friends house, His sister had her own laundry hamper so I made a few bathroom runs while drinking and Finally took a pair from her. Jerked off too hard the next day. Blew a hole in the fucking ceiling.

>>674525097
dat stain tho

>>674525719
nope, dont bully pls

>>674525638
>>674525639
Maybe I'm the weirdo, I only want cute young girls panties.

>>674516733
I went in my friends bathroom and seen his sisters panties. I sniffed them and i jersey off in his bathroom. His sister is so fucking hot so I had to when I seen it.

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>>674525868
but thats not satin! this is proper satin knicks!

>>674526183
fucking degenerate!

Every time I stay at my GF's parents house I cum into her bitch of a sister's dirty panties. Feelsgoodman

>Be me
>Dated this girl last year but never fucked
>Never got over her
>She got a boyfriend right after me
>We all studied abroad together
>Many students left town for a weekend
>Broke into her room and wore her and her roommate's clothes
>Took bra and panties from both
>Came on ex's pillow
>Fast forward a few months
>Gone again for a second trip
>Broke in again
>Found brand new VS panties in bathroom (I assumed they belonged to her and not her roommate 'cause roomie had no bf)
>Tried that shit on with more of her clothes
>Came into 3 different pairs of panties and put them back in drawer

>>674516733
>Have super hot friend in technical school with me
>All the guys want to bang her me included
>Her parents love me ask me to house sit one week
>carefully go through her room make a note of where every good damn thing is like Sherlock Holmes
>Find some sweet dirty thongs
>Go in bathroom and sniff while jerk in it
>rub dirty thong all over my dick
>cum so hard I gotta clean the toilet when I'm done
>do this every day
>shit was great except her shit dog chewed one of my shoes

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GFs panty drawer
I wear her panties/thongs occasionally
Never fapped to/with them
Just turns me on to wear them
any requests?

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>>674516733
>be me
>16
>water plants and feed the cat for my aunt and uncle for 4 weeks over the summer
>they have 3 daughters 15/17/20
>all hot af
>over the summer i steal about 15 panties (all used), search their rooms for toys and their laptops for win
>fap in every room, in their beds, on the cat, ...
>best summer of my live
>i stash all the stolen panties with the rest of my collection wrapped up in an american flag under my bed
>fap with them every day

>fast forward two months later

>get home from school
>enter my room
>flag is placed on my pillow neatly folded
>ohshit
>look under the bed
>cuz maybe it's another flag that someone put there for some reason
>it's not
>it's my pantyflag
>panic
>wonder where the panties went
>looked under the bed
>nothing
>look in my dresser
>bingo
>all washed and folded next to my boxershorts
>wtf
>live only with mum
>she must have found them while cleaning my room
>she even ironed the cotton ones
>oh shit
>too embarrassed to leave the room for the next 6 hours
>leave room eventually because hungry fat beta fag
>mom is in the kitchen
>lock eyes
>pokerface
>she looks away
>i win

she never mentioned it. And even 10 years later my heart still starts raciong when thinking about that day.

>>674529593
What's that purple thing on the right? A sex toy? That's pretty hot if it is, also she has cute panties.

>>674529593
Holy smegma. Wash that magic wand m8.

>>674529593
She needs to clean her vibrator....

>>674530066
Looks like a vibrating wand, so either she's got some chronically stiff back muscles or it's a sex toy.

>>674523823
Fuck off jerry

>>674530278
why should I?
She loves to use it and I think the residue from our lovemaking turns her on, cought her one time sniffing a blanket we just fucked on (she doesn't know)

>>674530066
yep it's a magic wand she uses it solo and we use it together tho I can't cum only from it

>>674530037
Fuck great story m8!

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>>674530900
what's left of my collection

Stole my freinds panties and stepmoms, my stepmom found out beacuse I would cum in them and put them back, she noticed and continued to let me do it. She allways flirted with me and we did some stuff and got to like 2nd base

>>674531829
i bet you did kid nice story

>>674531829
story?

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>>674529593
found these two in her dirty clothes

>>674529593
Does she have other sex toys you can show?
If not can you show us her most colorful thongs please?

>>674530894
>cought her one time sniffing a blanket we just fucked on
Lemme guess, she either isn't white or isn't thin? Not that that's a problem, just the only girls I've met who got to that level were never skinny white chicks. They seem to hate every aspect of sex beyond finishing.

>>674532369
any shiny/satin fullbacks?

>>674518288
>inb4 ban

>>674532432
Hopefully anything

>>674530037
kek

>>674532235
shiny satin panties now!

Used to go into girls locker room while they were in gym(the shitty girls gym teacher left it unlocked) and get a good beat sesh going, they left all their shit laying there so I rummaged through it. Got caught once by a teacher while I was leaving the room, she didn't say a word for some reason and neither did I.

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>>674532369
here you go
pic of thongs is coming next

>>674532426
you are half right. she was chubby when i met her. convinced her to go to gym, now we go about 3-4 times a week. she lost 7 kg already... I want to make her fit

>>674532432
sorry bro we dont kile satin but let me check for something shiny

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>>674533329
how can u not like something made to rub your face on and worship like satin panties? pic very related:

>>674533329
What's that thing on the right?
Never seen that kind of toy before. They anal beads?

>>674533844
You should buy a new screen

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>>674532432
I doublechecked... nothing shine
sorry bro

>>674532369
here you go... happy fapping

>>674529593
Can we get a close up of that wand and maybe everything else inside that corner?

I work at a resort in California, and we have a ton of smoking hot babes come through. Being an employee, I have access to all of the rooms. So, sometimes if a guest comes out and they are valeted, I go to their room and sniff their panties after they are gone. That's only if I know for sure that they are alone in the room.

>>674534151
Thanks panty anon!

>>674534151
Hate to be ungrateful but i just dont like these panties at all. Not nearly soft enough! thx for posting anyways! Hail Satin!

>>674533821
it's 'ben wa balls'
used to train vaggo muscles. If you use them regularly they make the vaggo nicely tight.
GF wears them sometimes to work even. Man I'm lucky

>>674516733

is it bad that i wanna fuck my sister on the dryer

anyone have more thong collections or found sex toys?

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>>674534356
here you go

>>674535231
That wand looks really cummy. Is she a squirter?

I recently started dating someone, we used to be great friends, and sometimes she'll leave me alone in her room, and she can sometimes be a little messy and she'll have panties on the floor, so i stare at them wondering if i should steal them, so anons, should i? we're hanging out on saturday and i think i'd be able to get a chance at it.

>>674535231
Is that one on the left upper corner a penis stretcher? :D

>>674535525
Usually not but I learned that you can make any girl squirt (including her)
you just have to stimulate them until they are very close to cumming. Then you stop what you are doing and let her calm a little. Repeat this several times (the more the better). After you did this serveral times you let her come and she will come HARD.
But be carefull tho. Some girls get VERY angry and frustrated if you don't let them com immediately.

>>674535871
What kind of panties?
I still say leave, just take pictures and your set

Used to share house with hot girl, she used to go for early morning runs. Used to leave for work before me. As soon as she left I run to her room and the panties she wore the day before and then slept in and got up to run with were always on the floor all sweaty and I grabbed them and used to fap furiously to porn and pics of her while they were half way up my nose! I used to see her panties hanging out her jeans the day before and no that the next morning I'd have them in my hands to sniff and fap with!

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this my dream right here:

>>674535960
nope its a speculum

>>674536137
all i know is that the only ones i've seen are purple, and they're pretty standard, but she's pretty OCD so i'm sure she'd notice.

i still wanna bang my sister

Once, I stole my mates sisters panties. I snuck them out by putting them in my mouth. The next day for a week. I had a sore throat. (They weren't washed.) Next time I went round. I just put them in the laundry pile lol. Sorry /b/ :) smellt a Bit pissy/sweaty

>>674537559
ok kid its past your bedtime

>>674537458
i like it... any underwear fur us?
also... is it your GFs/sisters/moms or even your drawer?
give us some infos please

>>674537525

i bet its really hard

>>674516733
>be me
>14yo virgin
>discover porn and always jack off even when family are literally down stairs
>get curious
>sniff sisters panties
>insta-boner
>do this for about 6 months burying my nose into them while jacking off then put them back into the laundry
>see dad walk out of the bedroom wearing a pair once
>realize immediately that i've been sniffing my dads mens underwear and not actually panties the whole time
>immediately vomit and hate myself for years

A few times in high school I'd sneak into the constantly unprotected girls' locker room and fap in the shorts left in unlocked lockers. I also found some girl's lotion and mixed jizz into it.

Later on in the field house I stayed behind after a chess tournament to help put up chairs and stuff, and when nobody was paying attention I wandered the halls alone. Then I found the pom practice room, and though there weren't any panties I did smell, lick and rub my cock in probably 30 different pairs of cheerleader shoes left in labeled cubbies by the door. I also tried to cum a little in each, but it was mostly a dry shot so I had to spare the few drops I had for the couple names I recognized.

A year or so ago I had my first heist. A neighbor girl down the street was out with family for holiday, and they had a doggie door on the side of the house so I found my way in, took the most forgettable-looking used pair out of her hamper, and came lightly into several clean pairs. I seriously hope she doesn't notice anything happened for her sake - I'm just playing out a fetish, I don't wanna hurt or scare anyone. Still I fucking love cheerleaders...

I'm really paranoid about when to take, so I tend to work really slowly. In five years I'm up to eight baggies, each one a different girl.

Yeah I know I've been given the "you're a sociopath" rant before. Spare me the whining. You're not gonna make me more disgusted at myself than I already am.

>>674538136
ok kid nice story now its time for bed

>>674538136
How do you even make that kind of mistake? No human being would ever be that retarded.

You're all niggers.

>>674538136
How fat is your sister that you thought it wasnt weird that her panties were huge. And probably stretched on the crotch? Lol

>>674538465
cmon guys dont feed the troll

Funny how night /b/ is only as fast as day /b/ during seasonal school breaks.

incest can be fun i think

>>674538395
you mad drumpf chump?

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Lol

>>674530037
did you find any win on the laptops?

>>674520118
Fuck, sounds like heaven, anon.

my sister has the sweetest ass too

>>674539072
Sorry you're still new enough to ever doubt /b/ users delving to this level of degeneracy.

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>>674538635
the worst part is i'm literally not trolling. i just had no idea coz i wore boxer shorts. i feel sick that i was jacking to his ass smell.

>>674539485
keep trying kid you really got me convinced

it shouldnt be illegal to marry your sister

>>674539485
Still pretty funny tho. Even if it's a troll lol. Plus do I still qualify as a new fag if I've been on here for over 2 months?

I recently started a new job that requires me to install things on the inside of peoples homes

honestly i haven't done anything yet but each time i get more tempted, its honestly lucky we work in pairs or i would of stolen so much by now.
Last week for example the owner (23-30ish) had to go back to work mid install she had 4 pairs of thongs drying inside and the install job was in her room.

If i wasnt so fucking paranoid about people having hidden cameras i would have opened all her draws, but I only opened one before i got to worried.

Honestly it depends on how horny i feel, the more horny I get the more of a fucked up thing ill do.

>>674539756

Still new

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>>674539875
Yay. New fag can say dumb shit like this lol

>>674539756
yes jesus get the fuck out of here millennial!

incest and incense i wonder of theres a connection?

>>674539756
100% fag

there are some weekends where I would come visit my cousins place to baby sit her puppies and stay the night before she goes to work again

When she's off I litterally dive for her room and find a whole collection of thongs. She even has male masturbators and jelly dildos and vibrators. Luckily with the fleshlights they looked new so I used them. She also has a dildo mounted chair in her closet.

Every middle of the night I say around 4 am I creep on her wall I would hear her vibrator buzzing, her gushing noises and moaning. Fave score ever

>>674516733
I took my cousin's panties, she came over with her sister, and they were hanging out and i went to the restroom and i guess she left her panties and pants on the floor so i went in and jerked off to them

i bought my sister panties

>get food poisoning after a night of partying in the city
>we took the commuter rail, so we would have to walk all the way back at least 5 miles
>im shitting my brains out and cant walk
>call friend for ride home,
>everybody leaves the house we're staying at, a friend's girlfriends
>3 hot roommates, all probably 20-22
>Be 19 - the youngstaaa
>everybody leaves for breakfast, ride home friend enroute
>have about 40 minutes to kill
>proceed to go to each girl's room and sniff all of their panties
>go to friends gf's room, put shorts i saw her wearing earlier directly over face
>black out
>probably masturbated a ton
>friend gets there
>I go home
>first memory of it in years.
>in b4 no relation
>just enjoy a greentext fags

>>674539163
unfortunately no.
just 1 sexypic.
this was before smartphones were around.

>>674516733
yeah, i wear them and watch trap porn without touching my dick, teasing myself until i precum, then i jack it and normally accidentally get cum on the panties, i hide them under my bed along with my lube, butt plugs and cum towel, and i fucking PRAY they never find my shit, i'm a pretty normal 7/10 no autismo, got friends and a job but doing this shit turns me on so much.

also i'm straight (probably bi-curious) and love trap porn and fucking myself wearing my sister's undies.

Yes i'm a massive faggot

>>674541618
when i say they i mean my family

>>674541781
wow.
that is one disgusting looking vibrator.

>>674539256
haha i was such a creep, good times

>>674541618
Geez don't hide them under your bed dumbass
Didn't that anon's story teach you anything
>>674530037

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i steal panties from girls that i have sex with.

i have a safe where i keep write-ups on the name of the person, the date when we first had sex, a short paragraph on what happened, both of our ages, a picture of their face, and a pair of their panties.

i'm pretty fucking surprised i've managed to get a pair of panties from every girl i've had sex with. its only 5 people, but still, a couple of those were one-time-only things.

most of the time i just stay the night at their place, let them get in the shower in the morning and steal a pair before i join them.

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Holy shit you guys are about to hear the most hilariously unfortunate panty raid to ever technically be considered a "success": my first one.

>11 years old
>already a filthy degenerate
>best friend has super hot step-sister roughly my age
>one day try to snatch a pair of her panties
>while she's visiting her dad's house on the weekend, I stay the night
>sneak out of friend's room for "water"
>toddler sister she shares a room with must be downstairs with mom
>snatch a pair of panties out of dresser
>shove in cargo pocket (gimme a break I was 11) and go to sleep
>next morning wake up with that "shit what have I gotten myself into" feel
>sneak off to return panties
>not only is toddler in the room, the mom is too
>she's dressing her up for the day
>staring confused at the panty drawer
>HOLDING A FUCKING CLIPBOARD
>SERIOUSLY WHO THE FUCK KEEPS A PANTY-TRACKING CLIPBOARD WHAT THE HELL
>swearing fucking bullets
>what do I do, explain to her that I stole the wrong kid's panties?
>run downstairs and pace around
>call mom and ask her to come get me, tell friend I wanna go home and play some Runescape
>he wants to hang out in his room while we wait for her
>friend's mom comes in, carrying the clipboard still, and starts digging through not only his personal belongings but my clothes bag too
>thank god I'm still wearing those cargo shorts
>my mom shows up
>mad dash outta there
>the next day I'm talking to the friend's friend at school when he says the friend's mom mentioned me by name and said she doesn't like me the other day
>suddenly stop talking to friend as often and grow apart
Thankfully she never told anyone, or at least not my ex-friend, because he'd still give the occasional "hi" passing by in halls and one time stopped and chatted for a bit about how he wished we still hung out.

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>>674541618
just get a box with a lock?

>>674542598
I have a safe but i'm missing a key and i swear my mum's hiding it and checks cause stuff moves in there sometimes

>>674542575
What the fuck is her deal with a panty clipboard? Holy shit that's tense

Fuck that shit

>>674542729
get a new one then

>>674543122
poorfag m8

>>674542065
Repost it?

>>674542836
I think she just plans the babby's clothes out every week or something and I just happened to yoink the next morning's underwear by mistake. She was pretty strict with that kind of thing.

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>>674516733
I've nabbed a few panties here and there. Couple from a really hot cousin, and I have a good friend with a really cute younger sister whose house I go to quite a bit. Thank god they all leave their dirty laundry in their bathroom. So easy to just take a bathroom break whenever and fap one out with her underwear in my face.

>>674518642
>grandma

>>674516733
yes
yes
& no

>>674543232
then get a lock some hinges and superglue.

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>>674543273
here it is

>>674541781
you should go through their phones too

>>674516733
My fuck buddy left her's by accident(she changed afterwards).
Threw it in the washer, forgot to return it.
Things got awkward...now I got little girl panties hidden somewhere so no one thinks I'm a pervert.

>>674543673
I have thought of using them for jerking off, but I really don't think it would enchance the feeling..
I'd never put them on.

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>>674543334
Oh right, also speaking of that good friend, I helped him assist with his cousin's moving, and I happened to see a pair of her used underwear sitting on the very top of her laundry basket in the closet. It felt like too good of an opportunity to miss and I snatched em up. Shit smells dank af, I still have them in stuffed in my dresser in a ziploc to preserve em.

This thread made me gag

>>674543828
then leave it you daft lad

>>674516733
I stole my friend and her sisters panties once. I'd smell my friends well cumming into her sisters cause I totally wanted to fuck both. Did this for every time I masturbated for like at least a month and my goal was to make them fully cum stained. I got scared that someone would find them and decided to ditch them one day. Wish I didn't.

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>be me
>work for natural gas company in 'murica
>go to people's homes to turn on and off their gas service
>we light the water heaters and furnaces as courtesy
>everyone's water heater is in the laundry room
>adult had to be home to go in
>usually mom but sometimes teen daughter
>if she was hot, I'd have them go grab me something while I was working on water heater
>dirty panties out the laundry basket
>apply directly to nose
>breathe deep of her yummy snail trail
>profit

As a side note, I'm a young healthy guy, (well was then) and could usually flirt my way to free drinks when it was hot out or even the lady making me a quick lunch.... bit there were a few that had a thing for fit worker types and would give me a little "tip". Still with the same company, just up the chain of command a bit, but damn some days ya miss the open opportunity that came with that old position....

TL/DR: I was invited into strangers homes and creeped on the dirty laundry...

>>674543809
>Shit smells dank af
fuck you and your disgusting scat fetish

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>>674543828
If it was strong enough to make you stop by and drop a reply, then we did our job right

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>Were you caught, how did it go?
One time when I was still in high school my sister's slut friend came over to stay the night. She dropped off her clothes bag and they both left to who the fuck knows where. I creeped into the room and dug though her bag. I found a pair of toothbrushes, one in a bag and the other in a different pocket, motorized. She had clearly been using it as a vibrator. Using a little degenerate ingenuity, I spat on the dried pussy juice to rehydrate it, then rubbed the resulting fluid on my dick and started stroking like crazy.
Just before I came I heard sister and her friend walking up the stairs, freaked out and shoved everything back in the bag. I was pulling my dick back in my pants as they entered the room, though I doubt they saw the dick itself. My sister immediately responded with a sort of "oh, you" to poorly cover up the fact that they had clearly caught me in the act. Slut friend had nothing to say but didn't look disgusted.
Anyway, over the next few weekends she started getting lazier with her privacy around me. Twice she went to the bathroom downstairs by my bedroom and left the door cracked open by like two inches. She only seemed to do this when I was the only person downstairs. Also one time I was sitting in the dining room by the base of the stairs when she passed by at the top with a dress on. She saw me, sat down, spread her legs like a guy, leaned forward unnaturally and started asking me how my day was despite us not really being in casual speaking terms.
I highly doubt she had a thing for me specifically as much as an exhibitionism fetish and someone to safely enact it on, but either way I completely approved.

It's a shame they got in a big fight and stopped talking. I kinda miss the rare half-peepshow. If only I was a little less beta I'd have probably taken better advantage of it.

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>>674544404
>scat
I didn't mean literal shit nigga, I was talking about the puss.

>>674516733
Stole my ex gfs little sisters once. Gf was in the shower and sister had just left them with her school skirt on the floor. Had a sniff on the drive home and nearly died. Sis was hot as fuck 17 year old but christ I expected something less rotten. Threw them out the window a minute later. Didnt even get to wank anons ;_;

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>>674544572
who calls puss shit?

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>>674544853
I use it as a general reference tool.
"Haha that shit was funny"
"Oh come on, that shit's not right man"
"What is this shit?"

I cannot be the only one who does this.

>>674544969
What are you, a shitstained nigger? Grow up and get some class..

>>674544969
no. you are not alone.
Alot of stupid people do that!

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>>674544488
Here's a pic of her btw
She's actually really kinda cute. It's a shame she's a cheating whore.

>>674544969
>hurrdurr
>look at me
>i use bad language daily and incorporate it in in every sentence
>i'm such a badass

but you are not

grow up stupidface

I stole my friends sisters panties, and shoes. Also my friends gfs panties and shoes lol.

>>674535166
Too soo... oh, never mind

>>674545304
>i'm such a badass
At what point did I make these claims

I'm just explaining the way I speak, the fuck man

>>674516733
happy collaboration thread >>674527508

>>674544455
cartoons are for little kdis

>>674518223
I'm really glad you were on time. I would have hated for you to be late.

>got a girlfriend of almost 3 years
>learned If you sex right you can make squirt
>she lets me fuck with the panties on to indulge in my creepy habits
>dirty panties never so good dude
>all vs panties or whatever I want her to wear

I've ruined multiple friendships with my disgusting fetish and would take back some of the decisions I've made in a heartbeat if I had the chance.

Well Not stolen, but I used a friends little Sisters bra to jerk off and Rubbed my dick all over it

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pic related

met this guy in collage, became friends after a month, started drinking together, i stayed at his place a few time he lived with his sister, one night i was drunk and horny found some dirty dischargey panties in the laundry, sniffed them and fapped, came buckets in the laundry basket... tried to hide all the splooge by rubbing the stuff in there together.. we drank almost every weekend and i stayed at his place so i ended up doing it quite alot

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A friend of the family stayed with us for a few days, when she left found this in the guest bedroom.... did she leave these on purpose??

i used to steal my cousins panties when i was a horny lil kid. we had a washer and dryer in our house and they didnt and since we where neighbors, they would come do their laundry here. it was extremely easy to steal them. i had a collection of like 6 panties. i used to stash them behind a shelf in my bathroom. one day i wanted to get rid of some and cut a pair up with some scissors and flushed it. it went down easily. but bout a week later the toilet was completely blocked up. my parents had to dig up the pipes in the backyard and pull out digusting shitty underwear belonging to my cousin. everyone was comepletely confused as to how they got there. they came tothe conclusion that my toddler brother must have gotten a pair and flushed it. they asked him and he said yes for some reason.

one day about a year later i came home from school and went to my bathroom. i noticed the shelf was gone, so obviously somebody found my stash. i was super fucking emberassed and left my house to go to the city lake down the street. i stayed there for about an hour or so thinking of what to say / do. when i got home nobody was there but i noticed all my laundry folded on a table. i went to get it to put away as i usually do and all the pairs of underwear where neatly folded along with my clothes. shit was emberassing as fuck. i threw them in a big dumpster out in the alley and they where never mentioned again.

>>674548152
What kind of a creepy mom would touch her horny teenage son's stolen dirty panty collection he uses to fap with? I mean, what went through that dumb cunts head after she found them?

>>674548487
shes very liberal and i imagine she thought it was okay and was supporting my "cross dressing"

>>674548487
also, i wasnt a teenager yet. i was like 11. i started fapping extremely young.

>>674516733
I have done it when I was younger. Kept them for a week or two and felt the shame and threw them out. Haven't done it in years.

>>674545530
ignore the niggers anon

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I've fapped with some dirty panties from the laundry belonging to my cousin. They had a lewd smell of piss mixed with pussy juices, I don't think I've ever gotten hard so fast. Didn't intend to cum in them but some ended up spilling onto the panties.

I've also fapped with a hot neighbour girl's clean panties around my dick before.

>>674516733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q925lmJPVs

>>674543014
Ugly as fuck rug m8

>>674535231
lol gotta have the extra batteries

>>674516733
Are you a fuckin faggot?

>>674517123
>The smell is like an Aphrodisiac or something, just makes it better..

then do it with your gf panties.

I always steal my flatmates when she's drying them on a clothes horse just outside my room. Sometimes I sniff them and jack off, most times I put them on and take pics then jack off.

>>674516733
no, I don't keep trophies nor souvenirs. smell it, jerk off and move on with life.

>>674534425
I work at a hotel too n do same i even record sex sounds if i hear them

>be 14
>slept over friend's house
>sleeping in the basement w/friends
>basement is gaming room/laundry room
>first day there at night, friend's mum comes down in guys gym shorts, pink tank, looking solid 7/10
>opens up dryer, all her delicates there, she forgot her basket
>she leaves and I go sneak over to the dryer
>notices lace black panties
>somethingisrisinganditaintjesus.jpg
>sniffs and wraps it around dick
>jerks real quick and cums then throws them back in
>mum comes back and smiles at us
>friends were poo laying vidya and didn't notice me

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Good news, if anyone remembers me, my parents are going to let me come visit.

>>674516733
It's fun how most people here hates nigger and sandniggers for stealing, but when it comes to stealing panties it's ok...

I guess sexual misery looks more relatable to the average /b/tard than material misery..

>>674552488
Playing vidya*
Shit tier phone keyboard, sorry

>>674552566
you stole your mom's underwear? that's sick even for /b/

>>674516733
Yupp, friends sisters dirty panties. Drove home sniffed em clean, wrapped em round my dick until my balls exploded

>>674552655
Little sister's.

>>674552746
The feeling of the soft fabric and the knowledge that it's been worn and dirtied countless times by a hot girl makes my dick diamonds.

>>674552823
well, welcome to /b/, post more kind sir.

>>674520758
Penthouse letters/10

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>>674552977
That's the only other pair I could snag. Got caught by my little sister, parent's wouldn't let me come back to the house.

>>674552655
welcome to /b/ new fag now please leave

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>be me
>live at parents house
>have female friend stay for 1 week
>no sex because i'm a beta fag
>last day of her visit
>she takes a shower
>ransack her bag
>find worn panties
>smell 'em
>lick 'em
>diamonds.jpg
>put them back in
>take a shower after her
>have leg shaking orgasm

>>674553144
clearly you are a broniefag and you are posting pictures of the panties you bought online

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>>674553860
2/2

>>674552566
fucking cancerous bronies posts his own broniefag male underwear and says it belongs to a little girl

>>674553
Is she hott

>>674553916
Is she hott bro

>>674553860
>not cumming inside them

>>674554599
I'd say 5/10
even tho i like hairy girls, hairy legs killed my boner

when I was younger i stole my cousin's and one of my aunts. in college i had a girlfriend, i would use or take her almost-18yr old sister's panties all the time. by the time the sister was 20, i had about 9 pairs, and two bras. all panties were used and smelled like ambrosia.

then my girlfriend found the stash. had to lie about it. i married her, and now i just use her panties when she's gone.

>>674553144
how did they "caught" you? and how are you/is she?

>>674556765
Doesn't the scent fade away? Was it worth keeping the old ones after they no longer smelled as fresh?

Pretty sure I've stolen a pair from ever girl I've dated since I was 13 or so. Don't have a sister and taking my moms would be weird. Though while helipin one ex house watch and baby sit I've stolen planter from her friends.

>>674545304
>STUPIDFACE<

>>674516733

Recently I've been taking showers after my sister. I take her dirty panties out of the dirty clothes basket and sniff/lick them, then cum in them. I'm 19, she's 17.